2011 NLDS: Brewers & Diamondbacks for the Right to Be Watched on Television

All, Baseball Tim Ryan October 7th. 2011, 5:00pm

The Brewers and Diamondbacks will square off in a few minutes for the exclusive rights to be discussed and watched by people outside of Arizona and Milwaukee. Going for the D-Backs is Yankee reject Ian Kennedy. Opposing him will be Yovani Gallardo, who was outstanding in Game 1, going eight innings and allowing one run on just four hits. As you’ve heard a number of times, Milwaukee was excellent at home all season long finishing with a record more herpes-scorching record of 57-24. They won Games 1 and 2 at home, so they can’t possibly lose tonight, right? That’s why they play the gaaaaaaaames.

This will serve as our appetizer before tonight’s main event in Philly. And then tomorrow we do a Triple Lindy into the ALCS. I’m looking forward to it. Why? Because I like baseball, Jim Leyland, glory, and chain smoking. I also like Front Row Amy. I’m guessing so do most of the Brewers.

More of Amy can be found here.

And a Front Row Amy cleavage update can be found here:

[Photo via OnMilwaukee]

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46 Responses to “2011 NLDS: Brewers & Diamondbacks for the Right to Be Watched on Television”

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jim Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
The game would be so much better if the Brewers brought back this logo.
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traderjack21 Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:08 PM
Despite the hot chick being a brewers fan, go Diamondbacks!
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ms621 Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Front Row Amy looks old and used up, there I said it.
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Broccoli Beef Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:09 PM
Front Row Amy loves her fake cans
As do I
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ATL_Badger Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Front Row Amy looks old and used up, there I said it.
I’m sure a train has been run on her sometime in the not so distant past. No doubt.
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Broccoli Beef Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:11 PM
Front Row Amy looks old and used up, there I said it.
That’s because she probably is.
/I’d still hit it
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ATL_Badger Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
She probably moonlights at Beansnappers.
/18+ Strip Joint
//Wisconsin joke
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SouvenirCity Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
Front Row Amy apparently went to the same high school as my roommate. Just did some research when I saw she lives in Oshkosh. Small world.
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traderjack21 Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
Beansnappers
so that’s what they call the vagina in Wisconsin
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ms621 Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
so that’s what they call the vagina in Wisconsin
I was going to go with “So that’s what they call women in Wisconsin who masturbate”.
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SouvenirCity Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:19 PM
That’s a Wisconsin 12 there fellas. Be thankful Hernia found anything at all.
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ATL_Badger Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:20 PM
Despite the hot chick being a brewers fan, go Diamondbacks!
Yes, pulling for the most boring playoff team remaining with the largest amount of fair weather fans makes sense. Not the team that hasn’t won a series since 1982.
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ms621 Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:21 PM
Yes, pulling for the most boring playoff team remaining with the largest amount of fair weather fans makes sense. Not the team that hasn’t won a series since 1982.
There’s so much sarcasm in here I’m not sure what it is you’re actually saying.
/no really, I’m confused
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ATL_Badger Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:21 PM
I beg to differ, SC.
Didn’t even have to look. I’m sure I could find better.
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Broccoli Beef Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Yes, pulling for the most boring playoff team remaining with the largest amount of fair weather fans makes sense. Not the team that hasn’t won a series since 1982.
In the National League perhaps, but the Yankees will always and forever be #1 in that category.
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traderjack21 Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Yes, pulling for the most boring playoff team remaining with the largest amount of fair weather fans makes sense. Not the team that hasn’t won a series since 1982
TLR is more boring than the entire Diamondbacks team. I won’t care if Milwaukee wins but my prediction was Arizona to win so I’m rooting for them. ABC – Anybody but Cardinals
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traderjack21 Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:23 PM
Wisconsin > Iowa
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ms621 Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
Wisconsin > Iowa
In terms of serial killers? Yeah, perhaps.
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SouvenirCity Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:24 PM
Agent Drew Rosenhaus tells 60 Minutes: “I really believe that the NFL would fall apart without me.”
Teehee.
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ATL_Badger Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:25 PM
In terms of serial killers? Yeah, perhaps.
You’d rather spend a weekend in Iowa over WI? Are you high? Wisconsin isn’t some sort of utopia, but it’s light years ahead of Iowa in pretty much everything.
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ms621 Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:28 PM
You’d rather spend a weekend in Iowa over WI? Are you high? Wisconsin isn’t some sort of utopia, but it’s light years ahead of Iowa in pretty much everything.
That’s an awful lot of supposition you gleaned from me saying that both states have spawned serial killers.
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Broccoli Beef Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:28 PM
Wisconsin > Iowa
I’ve never been to Iowa, but I spent a week in Madison in February and there some solid talent walking around those parts.
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SouvenirCity Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
I don’t know if Front Row Amy’s cans are fake. In the bikini photo where she’s laying down they fall off to the side. Fake cans tend to stay up on the chest when a woman lays on her back.
The yellow bikini photo kinda scares me. Not really into women with that kind of definition. She’s healthy… gotta give her that.
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ATL_Badger Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:30 PM
I’ve never been to Iowa, but I spent a week in Madison in February and there some solid talent walking around those parts.
Just take all the boring parts of WI and make it a state. Boom. Iowa. Cornfields, cornfuckers, and cold weather. Not much else.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:33 PM
Just take all the boring parts of WI and make it a state. Boom. Iowa. Cornfields, cornfuckers, and cold weather. Not much else.
The shit you people argue about…
/yes, you people
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ATL_Badger Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
The yellow bikini photo kinda scares me. Not really into women with that kind of definition. She’s healthy… gotta give her that.
Have we established how old she is?
I’m going to guess 34?
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Broccoli Beef Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:36 PM
cornfuckers,
Chicken fuckers > cornfuckers
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traderjack21 Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
I don’t know how old she is but she doesn’t look to be taller than 4’11″/5′
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Broccoli Beef Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
I’m going to guess 34?
I might even reverse those numbers.
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Billy Buckner Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:37 PM
Looking through her pics, they’re 100% fake. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I’m guessing my standards will be pretty low tomorrow night since I’m going to start early.
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Broccoli Beef Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:38 PM
but she doesn’t look to be taller than 4’11″/5′
I love a little toy I can pick up and put wherever I want!
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Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:42 PM
but she doesn’t look to be taller than 4’11″/5′
I love a little toy I can pick up and put wherever I want!
Coopin’ it.
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Broccoli Beef Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
Coopin’ it.
I said little Toy, not boy
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traderjack21 Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:43 PM
She doesn’t look bad until that yellow bikini picture. Her face looks beat up in that one.
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traderjack21 Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:46 PM
/channels sportsgal
//she looks like she got run over by a truck and then slapped with a tire iron
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Mr. C Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 5:57 PM
Front Row Amy is best viewed from the distance provided by TBS.
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WheresWallace Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 6:15 PM
She’s gross
/Brad Clooney’d
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aceweed Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 6:39 PM
Butterface
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ButtersBC Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 6:43 PM
Speaking of Front Row Amy, this game is tits…glad Tony Plush was part of the proceedings in the last inning
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Breesus Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 6:49 PM
Baseball and television are getting exactly what they deserve putting all their eggs in the Yankees/Phillies basket.
I mean, game 5 will be over before fans in Phoenix get off of work. But the world is going to come to an end if the East Fucking Coast doesn’t get its primetime game.
And then tomorrow when the Cardinals win and nobody knows anybody on the Diamondbacks or Brewers, the media is going to complain that it’s “bad for baseball.” Well, YOU FUCKING DID THIS TO YOURSELVES.
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ButtersBC Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 6:53 PM
Baseball and television are getting exactly what they deserve putting all their eggs in the Yankees/Phillies basket.
I mean, game 5 will be over before fans in Phoenix get off of work. But the world is going to come to an end if the East Fucking Coast doesn’t get its primetime game.
And then tomorrow when the Cardinals win and nobody knows anybody on the Diamondbacks or Brewers, the media is going to complain that it’s “bad for baseball.” Well, YOU FUCKING DID THIS TO YOURSELVES.
Thanks for answering a question nobody asked
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Hoof Hearted Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 7:02 PM
i mean i am a reasonably in shape guy but there is no way i would want to fuck a girl with 10x better abs than i have.
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José Ovechkin Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 7:46 PM
She could get the dick. She’s a 9.5 in Milwaukee which is like a 7.5 when you make the adjustments. It’s crazy what a pair of fake cans can do for you.
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mamalickaboobooday Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 7:57 PM
She’s hot and extremely bangable. you all are a bunch a liars.
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TheBigLead Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 8:01 PM
why does this white guy have a neck tattoo?
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ButtersBC Says:
October 7th, 2011 at 8:05 PM
why does this white guy have a neck tattoo?
Lookin’ to nab some pussy
What a ballgame, I’m not even a Brewer fan and that 8th inning nearly caused a heart attack