Comments on: Rachel Uchitel Married a Former Penn State Football Player She Met on Facebook

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 20:04:52 +0000

melanie collins.

By: TheBigLead

TheBigLead — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 20:03:39 +0000

Haters R Us –

Who is Melanie Collins?

By: yorwifesahor

yorwifesahor — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 19:45:30 +0000

Who hasn’t masturbated to I dream of Jeannie reruns.

Kazaam

/yorwifesauchitel

By: Haters R Us

Haters R Us — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 18:34:17 +0000

Her now husband has a glorious past. When he was in college, he was romantically involved with Melanie Collins. We all know about what Melanie brings to the table and her past.

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 18:16:24 +0000

There was an old Andy Griffith episode with Barbara Eden as a guest star – she played a hairdresser new to Mayberry, and had all the guys sprung. The local ladies, however, were nonplussed.

well what did she expect just setting up shop in Floyd’s barber shop like that?

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 18:05:19 +0000

and when you get a well-trimmed boat on a spinnaker run, it’s really fast, and really responsive

Funny, I like my women the same way. And they ARE really responsive.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 18:03:51 +0000

I've only ever said smaller (20ft) boats, but I think I'd like that better because you do the work yourself, and you have so much control over it. I sailed Flying Dutchmen for a while, and when you get a well-trimmed boat on a spinnaker run, it's really fast, and really responsive.

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 18:00:59 +0000

I need a sail. Sailing is pretty awesome.

Sailing is very awesome. Went on an 80 ft. long sailboat in Key West last year. The captain’s name was Captain Ron. We took that as a good sign.

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 17:59:41 +0000

You laugh, but that won George C Scott the Oscar.

The other movies that year had heart, but “Football in the Groin” had a football in the groin.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 17:56:38 +0000

i’ll take any of these instead.

I need a sail. Sailing is pretty awesome.

/hey Jeeves, where did I put my other ascot?

By: Shatner, who blames the media for everything

Shatner, who blames the media for everything — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 17:55:45 +0000

/gets hit in groin with football
//bystanders laugh for 10 straight minutes
///makes 6pm news

You laugh, but that won George C Scott the Oscar.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 17:55:37 +0000

/gets hit in groin with football
//bystanders laugh for 10 straight minutes
///makes 6pm news

you forgot

/posts on youtube
//goes viral
///dedicates life to repeating that feat

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 17:55:01 +0000

Shatner, I have no idea. Very well could be true.

By: illformula

illformula — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 17:54:57 +0000

Speaking of pieces of shit … and no, that’s not a reference to the boat.

Paul Allen laughs at that dinghy.

Roman Abramovich laughs at the Freudian overcompensation they must be doing.

/it’s 536 feet long
//a U.S. Navy Arleigh Burke class Destroyer is 505 feet long.

if you can’t fish it, i don’t want it.

i’ll take any of these instead.

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 17:54:08 +0000

Can’t go wrong with any of those… man what’s happened to our society???

/get off my lawn

Style, grace and dignity are praised less these days than anything else that can make you noticed by television, magazines, newspapers or the average Joe Schmo on the street.

/gets hit in groin with football
//bystanders laugh for 10 straight minutes
///makes 6pm news

By: Shatner, who blames the media for everything

Shatner, who blames the media for everything — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 17:52:50 +0000

MS, now that you mention it, Elizabeth Montgomery was at the top of the list as well. She had that slightly-devilish glint in her eye, and a great pair of legs. I was a big fan.

Wasn’t she a bitch on wheels though? I’ve always heard that about her.

By: Shatner, who blames the media for everything

Shatner, who blames the media for everything — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 17:51:58 +0000

And according to Hitchcock probably a bigger whore then Uchitel

Ha! I’m just reading about this now, but she didn’t screw around when it came to, well, screwing.

She would excuse herself into the bathroom and come back naked, or if he went to the bathroom he would come back to find her naked.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 17:51:55 +0000

Can’t go wrong with any of those… man what’s happened to our society???

/get off my lawn

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 17:51:51 +0000

MS, now that you mention it, Elizabeth Montgomery was at the top of the list as well. She had that slightly-devilish glint in her eye, and a great pair of legs. I was a big fan.

By: Anti-KC Res

Anti-KC Res — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 17:51:49 +0000

Yes please. I’m not normally into really skinny women, but she’s my exception. MS621

You like fatties?

/TSH