Kristin Cavallari Voted Off Dancing With The Stars. Seriously America, Knock It Off
I pointed out yesterday how Hope Solo would probably be on the chopping block because she was an attractive athlete and awful people in fly-over states can’t stand good looking people from metropolitan ares. Turns out, I was just off because “America” voted off Jay Cutler’s ex-fiancee Kristin Cavallari tonight despite scoring 24 from the judges on Monday night. Apparently, America instead identified with the fat “guy” with awful facial hair and kept Chaz Bono. Seriously. Middle America, you are the worst. THE WORST. Your jealousy is worse than your cheese breath.
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October 5th, 2011 at 2:24 AM
Dude… you are taking this way too hard. Your jealousy is worse than your cheese breath. Middle America??? I live in San Diego, but NY you took it a little hard on the heartland with a few of those blasts.
October 5th, 2011 at 3:29 AM
The dude reminds me of The Situation.
October 5th, 2011 at 6:23 AM
If you really think “Middle America” prefers someone with a sex change operation over anyone, well, I don’t know what to say.
October 5th, 2011 at 7:41 AM
The Steelers re-signed Max Starks this morning. I’m sure an overweight guy with a bad neck will solve all of our problems at tackle.
October 5th, 2011 at 7:43 AM
This Middle American is wondering why a straight dude is tuning into Dancing With the Stars in the first place.
October 5th, 2011 at 7:50 AM
Straight people and middle Americans don’t watch DWTS. That’s why Chaz stayed and Kristin got Cutler’d.
October 5th, 2011 at 8:01 AM
False and False. I believe it’s the highest-rated show among females…and I doubt they’re all lesbians.
October 5th, 2011 at 8:51 AM
SPORTS!
October 5th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
This theory also does not account for previous winners Kelly Monaco, Brooke Burke, and Nicole Scherzinger.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Dude aren’t you from upstate NY? The only difference between upstate NY and middle america is latitude and longitude. Stop acting like some cultured manhattanite who spends his time at art galleries and charity events.