ESPN’s “Body Issue” Confirms Alicia Sacramone’s Astounding Limberness
ESPN’s “Body” issue will hit newsstands this Friday but fortunately for us, they have already gone ahead and posted a gallery of some of the photos that will be featured in the magazine. After seeing this picture of the enticingly flexible Alicia Sacramone, I would like to take this opportunity to viciously berate myself for never dating a gymnast.
I’m not entirely sure who her boyfriend is, but it’s safe to assume he wakes up every morning with a smile on his face that would make Robinson Cano look depressed by comparison.
Also looking obscenely taut is pro snowboarder Gretchen Bleiler. Sadly, other than the unnerving cover shot that’s been circulating, it looks like we’ll have to wait until Friday to see Hope Solo.
Previously: Alicia Sacramone and Brady Quinn are dating
Previously: Here’s the Lucky Brown University Football Player Who Dates Gymnast Alicia Sacramone
[via ESPN]
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October 5th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Gross ribs
October 5th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Gross.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
check out the bowling lady.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Wow. She’s got answers, alright. Good googly moogly.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
That snowboarder has a great stomach and that whole “v” thing going on. I can dig that.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
Look at that ass.
/typed with my dong
October 5th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
I bet if she did a hand stand her ribs would look all gross. ewww.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
I bet if she did a hand stand her ribs would look all gross. ewww.
Doubt it.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
There’s a hairy dude in there that almost made me throw up my nachos at lunchtime.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
that gymnast’s body is odd. cant find another way to describe it.
the skier looks good, though. at the end of the day, who really cares because they do not show the goods.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
unnerving cover shot that’s been circulating,
It looks like she wants to kill.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Needs more Vince Wilfork
October 5th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Its ESPN but.. I feel really weird looking at that gallery at work
October 5th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
I’d hit it. Then she’d hit me…
Good times.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
I’m sure the effect is probably exaggerated by gravity.
I’m trying to envision the photography editor working with her to set up these shots. “Okay, we want you completely naked. Up on the horse. Upside down, legs spread wide, face down, arms strategically covering your goodies.” That wouldn’t get awkward.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
No fat chicks.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Agreed. Chicks look much hotter covered in fat.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Its ESPN but.. I feel really weird looking at that gallery at work
The whole thing is just really weird. “Bodies we want?” Mehhh.. most of the females on display are little too testosterone’d up for my liking.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
someone needs to get a better PR rep.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Tim Ryan digs Leanne Rhymes’ new look
October 5th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
bet it smelled like tuna during that photo shoot
October 5th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
still has bigger titties than hope solo. can probably dance better too.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Peen-a-lope – You are a him-nyst?
October 5th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Wow. Just realized that the hairy dude had an amptutated leg.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Can Helio Castroneves look more gay?
October 5th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Alicia is a babe and here’s a youtube video of her knocking someone out.
http://youtu.be/YWDSRjyiuWI
October 5th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
What the hell was Kesler thinking? He’s injured. That rock could of done some dame.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
You realize her ribs don’t stick out like that when she’s standing up, correct? She has ripped abs and an ass you could play Quarters on. Get some.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
If he’s the one in the tire swing, then no.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
They didnt get real creative with Jose Reyes, did they? Ok Jose, just stand there, look straight ahead.. we’ll blur out your jigglies later.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Alicia is a babe and here’s a youtube video of her knocking someone out.
http://youtu.be/YWDSRjyiuWI
DUCKWORTH’d!!!!!
/finally got to use it’d
October 5th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Wow. Just realized that the hairy dude had an amptutated leg.
I didn’t see that either. All I saw was a hairy naked guy.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Didn’t Dusty the Lawn Gnome tap that? Ruined.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
espn the magazine is still around, so there’s that.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
All of this..she looks awesome and i am trying to wrap my mind around how balls blowingly awesome it would be to fuck a girl with that kind of flexibility
October 5th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
It’s like this: remember the Seinfeld where Jerry’s girlfriend would walk around naked? Great at first, but then he saw things in certain angles that were horrific. Like when she would sneeze. They could have put her in a better position that would have shown off her abs and not made her look emaciated.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Steven Jackson is a fucking stud…
/Comfortable with my married self to state the blatantly obvious
October 5th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
It’s like this: chicks hate hot chicks. The end.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Good news, folks, McCarver has been replaced by Francona for the ALCS
October 5th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Steven Jackson is a fucking stud…
/Comfortable with my married self to state the blatantly obvious
If I know Steven Jackson, he’s about to tiptoe off that cliff
October 5th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Tim Ryan: I love Alicia. She can ‘get it.’ So shut up.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
I pictured Tawmmy saying this looking at your pic.
October 5th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Here you go…
October 5th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Sacramone is the hammer. I wanna get nailed. The end.
/team “women with muscle tone”
October 5th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Soooooo hope the Tigers win now.
/they won’t
October 5th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
It’s like this: you’re wrong. As usual. The end.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
That. CJ is full of RAAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRR right now.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
If CJ and SG ever met Hernia in real life, I don’t know if they would hug it out and have a good laugh, or punch him out before he got a word in. There is no in between.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
SG doesn’t hate hot chicks. She hates bewb sex, insects, and white chocolate
October 5th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
It’s like this: chicks hate hot chicks. The end.
truth…
social perception is like a sport for women.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
hey CJ, how do you like your fantasy hockey roster?
October 5th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
I think they would punch him, then all have a beer together.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
There would be no words, I would speak with my eyebrows.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Stop it!
/He also happens to be on my fantasy team
//The new “Fragile Fred”
///No one cares
October 5th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
I’m borrowing this if you don’t mind.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Alicia Sacramone >>> Hope Solo when it comes to the limberness. And nakedness.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
Looks ok I guess. Figures that I would get Scott Fartsmell. And Pat Kane! I’m excited for Jagr though.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
interesting, seems like he’s lining up his post managing career.
hope he’s good at it, could very well be worse than mccarver.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
Question: will I be called a hater for proclaiming this chick to be horrific looking? I’ll hang up and listen.
/it’s just a sport to me!
October 5th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
I’ve been punched by SG before. Not in the face, of course. I think her and Tim Ryan would get along just famously.
CJ and Tim Ryan would play naked photo hunt on the megatouch at the bar until the wee hours of the night. That’s what I’m going with.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Also, don’t water restrictions apply to this situation?
October 5th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
I fucking rock at that game
October 5th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
CJ, as a sabres fan i hate the flyers but I had to take Briere. He better not get injured.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
He’s playing on a line with Hossa this year. He’s going to approach that 100 point mark. Probably mid to low 90s if he and Hoss are healthy all year.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
holy crap what happened to that lady’s face?
October 5th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
/looks at bank account
She looks beautiful to me.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Question: will I be called a hater for proclaiming this chick to be horrific looking? I’ll hang up and listen.
she looks something from 30 Days of Night, with Ashton Kucher.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
“Question: will I be called a hater for proclaiming this chick to be horrific looking? I’ll hang up and listen.”
Yikes and away. I truly believe most women have some attractive quality.
This one may have been pretty foxy back in the day. What happened?
October 5th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Hit by a bus.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
I’m gonna guess plastic surgery. Thats what happened to that lady who looks like a cat.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Nice tits.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
Me too! I am even better when I’m completely wasted.
I don’t hate Tim Ryan. It’s all ball bustin.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
She looks like one of those Muppets from the Dark Crystal.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
/bookmarked
October 5th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
The pic of that socialite? Gross, dude.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Also I’m not wild about that cover.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
Dr. Zaius looks like she’s been working out. Good for her.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
CJ, that plastic surgery site is freaking me out. WTF did that woman do to her face?!
October 5th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
Although I like the pics of Suzy Hotrod. My type all around.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
why do they have a pic of Solo just watering the grass outside her home? What the fuck is that?
October 5th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
I don’t know what you mean.
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Vaginoplasty
Clitoral hood reduction
Labiaplasty / Labioplasty
Labia Reduction / Labia Beautification
G-Spot Amplification
G-Spot Augmentation
Hymenorrhaphy ( Hymen Reconstruction Surgery )
Hymenoplasty
Hymenotomy
Vaginal Rejuvenation
Vaginal Tightening
Vulvar Lipoplasty
Perineoplasty
Labia Removal
Labia Stretching
Labia Elongation / Labia Pulling
Vaginectomy
October 5th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
Woah.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
Damn, I didn’t know science had evolved to the point where we can do so much to the vagina. That’s why we haven’t cured anything since Polio.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
well, now i feel fat.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
You are fat, like TST.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
i feel fat…im not fat. headfuck.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Sure. Like how you’re not short?
October 5th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
you can both get fucked.
October 5th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Question: will I be called a hater for proclaiming this chick to be horrific looking? I’ll hang up and listen.
/it’s just a sport to me!
Holy Christ on a cracker.
October 5th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Belen Mozo is my favorite LPGA talent now.
October 5th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
ya’ll are idiots.
well, must of you.
October 5th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
You can see Hope’s cover shot here
October 6th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Looks like she needs the hard news and the straight facts……
October 7th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Gretchen and Alicia rock. Hope is not in the same class.