The Philadelphia Eagles are a Nightmare Four Games into the 2011 Season
We are again learning that being the offseason champ means little. The Philadelphia Eagles are 1-3. I’m glad I didn’t think they were the favorites to win the Super Bowl, or the NFC favorite after the Asomugha move. I still though, had them to win the NFC East even though I picked the Packers and Saints to reach the conference championship game. Back when I wrote about the Asomugha move, I said “[i]f the Eagles are going to be better than Green Bay in 2011, it’s because the linebacking group is an upgrade despite its extreme youth, the safeties also play well, and the offense with Vick and company is elite.”
Yeah, about that … the linebacking group is most definitely not an upgrade, and is a massive problem so far; Jarrad Page, who used to play in Kansas City and then wasn’t good enough to start for New England last year, is the leading tackler at safety. The offense, while still making plenty of big plays, has dealt with inconsistency with Vick’s injuries, offensive line concerns, and yesterday, red zone failures.
You could try to blame the loss yesterday on some bad luck. Rookie kicker Alex Henery missed two field goals, either of which would have been the difference. Of course, former Eagle kicker David Akers missed two for San Francisco as well, so kicking wasn’t the difference. You could point to turnovers, such as Ronnie Brown’s horrible fumble on an attempt to throw a pass at the goal line, or the game ending fumble by Jeremy Maclin.
But this wasn’t just a game where a few plays went bad, swinging the outcome. This was a close game where one team happened to come out on top in the end, but no one expected the Eagles to be in even contests with the 49ers at home a month ago. The Eagles got their butts kicked in the second half by a team that, entering the game was averaging a stunning 3.8 yards. Not per run, per offensive play. In the second half, the Eagles dreadful pass defense turned Alex Smith into Steve Young, allowing him to go 13 for 17 for 201 yards and 2 touchdowns, with only 1 sack by Jason Babin. Frank Gore and Kendall Hunter carried 14 times for 97 yards, continuing a theme with the Eagles struggling to fill run lanes that began in the first game against St. Louis. 290 net yards by San Francisco in one half is a major problem.
Through four weeks, any belief that the Eagles are a major Super Bowl threat is based on nothing more than hopes and prayers. They haven’t played a tough schedule, so pointing to close losses isn’t a good thing. The one win is over the winless Rams, who look like one of the worst teams in the league. The Falcons don’t look like nearly the team they were last year, just barely surviving Seattle and having their own defensive issues. The 49ers? They are better than we thought, but that offense was still a liability until the second half on Sunday.
The offense is still capable of big plays, but on Sunday, the 49ers shut down LeSean McCoy and limited any big plays out of him, and they kept DeSean Jackson out of the end zone though he had some big plays. When the Eagles didn’t get those big shots for scores, they struggled in the red zone, which they reached 7 times yesterday.
The offense will continue to be pretty good, but do we trust Michael Vick to play all 16 games? Remember, despite leaving the Falcons’ game, he hasn’t missed a game yet. They don’t have the luxury now–he must stay healthy and the offense must carry this team. The defense? It has some nice names on paper, but we are again learning that a defense can be only as good as its weakest links, and the Eagles have some broken chains and are weak at linebacker.
The season isn’t over, though they now find themselves 2 games back of both the Giants and Redskins. If they are going to compete in a division where no one looks ready to run away and hide with more than 10 wins, though, they still need to go on a run. Even if they turned it around, teams like New Orleans with Sproles and Jimmy Graham to attack linebackers, or the Packers with Jermichael Finley and their myriad of receivers, would be licking their chops if the Eagles somehow managed to get in the playoffs. The Patriots have a bad defense too, but at least their offense is so incredibly efficient they can generally overcome it. The Eagles have to be that great on offense too, or this season will get away quickly.
[photo via Getty]

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October 3rd, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Didn’t Simmons call this?
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:25 PM
I said here before the season started that this season smelled like a disppointment. I was hoping in the back of my mind, maybe 11-5, but more like 8-8. After the shitshow yesterday, i don’t see how this team doesn’t finish around 6-10 if not worse. The OL is hot garbage, the coaching is atroicious and there’s no acknowledgment of the issues. Andy Reid says the same shit every week, “We have to prepare better.”
Prepare to be fired you piece of fat shit. I hope to everything he gets fired this season. Bring in Gruden or Cowher.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:28 PM
I knew they were in trouble when one of the announcer said before the game that Andy Reid had said he thought they ran it too much last week. Always a good idea to give Mccoy NINE touches when you are up by 3 scores at halftime.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:30 PM
This too. Eagles need a Cowher-type coach who can preach toughness, tackling and the ability to use the run game and short passing game to control the clock in the second half.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:32 PM
They were up 23-3.
I’m thinking a lot of this particular loss was bad luck.
But overall? Yeah, they suck.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:32 PM
What did Ronnie Brown say post game about his fumble? what the hell was he doing?
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:34 PM
now that everyone’s off the bandwagon, im jumping on.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:35 PM
Yes, they were “unlucky” that a football game goes four quarters, not two.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Ding ding ding. They don’t complete games. Three straight weeks being up in the 2nd half, three straight games lost in the fourth quarter. Andy Reid’s coaching is a joke and making his mediocre OL coach into the Def. Coordinator is the decision that will finally fire him.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Still early in he season to freak out, but the schedule doesn’t get a whole lot easier from here on in. Have to win games like home against SF, bad losses like that come back to haunt you at the end of the year.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Worst play of the week? Ronnie Brown or Felix Jones? I say Jones, because at least Brown was trying something.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:39 PM
He seemed to have the option to throw on that play, you know, wild cat-y. Why he thought that was a good option, I have no idea.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:40 PM
Always a good idea to give Mccoy NINE touches when you are up by 3 scores at halftime.
Not good for the fantasy nos. either. McCoy’s been killing it for the last 3 weeks, this week was a dud.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:41 PM
That’s just too good to be true.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Andy Reid is a great offensive mind or whatever, but he has a shit ton of brain farts.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Worst play of the week? Ronnie Brown or Felix Jones? I say Jones, because at least Brown was trying something.
Maclin, because it looked like he got run down by a d-lineman as his team was driving for a game-winning FG attempt.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:41 PM
I must have missed the Felix Jones play…what was it?
/Could have read about it in the TBL Monday NFL Pig Roast
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:42 PM
and, thanks to his terrible clock management, gives himself quite the long elevator ride…one’s definitely gonna sneak out at some point and the longer he holds it in, the worse it’s gonna get.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:43 PM
Andy Reid would be much better if he wasn’t the coach in Philly. Stick him in Miami or somewhere that doesn’t give a shit about football and then his brain farts would be more acceptable.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:44 PM
TAMU is another unlucky team.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:44 PM
He just got scared. Leave him be.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:46 PM
Dallas had 4th and 20 late in the game, and Jones caught a pass in the flats and waltzed out of bounds to avoid a hit after gaining 8 yards.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:50 PM
he had to stop the clock!
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:52 PM
Oh ya, that was bad…although I am glad Buck got it wrong too, so he couldn’t get on his high horse.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:52 PM
Dallas had 4th and 20 late in the game, and Jones caught a pass in the flats and waltzed out of bounds to avoid a hit after gaining 8 yards.
Pussy.
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:59 PM
at least philly doesnt have sanchez as the qb, so there is hope.
he is a shit qb, there cant be a debate about this anymore. i am not saying this to prod TBL, either. every time it was 3rd and 7-10, i thought there is no way this asshead will get the first. and he never did.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:00 PM
At least we don’t have that…
Fraudchez proving us all right that he truly is indeed McNabb 2.0.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:01 PM
…. But The Detroit Lions Are Not
/Whoa, I just typed that
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:02 PM
shhhhhhh, don’t jinx it
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Dallas had 4th and 20 late in the game, and Jones caught a pass in the flats and waltzed out of bounds to avoid a hit after gaining 8 yards.
It took most of Cowboys Stadium a few minutes to realize what had just happened and that Jones did that on 4TH FREAKIN’ DOWN, but when they did, the boo birds erupted.
Some of that is on Romo too though. What the hell are you doing throwing a dump off pass on 4th and 20 with time running out?
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:04 PM
i remember mcnabb as being pretty good at one point, so i think this might be inaccurate.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Yeah, but they’d be 4-0 if the refs would stop calling those damn…you know…penalties against them when they do bad things.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:05 PM
/gets excited about a 4-1 Texans start after a win next week.
//remembers they play Baltimore in 2 weeks. That will be the start of their slide
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Suh was so close that he could smell his breath. Tony Homo was petrified and demoralized by that point. That he could complete a pass to his own team was a small victory.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Well according to ESPN.com’s, albeit flawed, TQBR he is better than Kerry Collins, Blaine Gabbert, and …. that’s it.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:06 PM
I gotta pick on somebody to make the Fraudchez comparison.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:07 PM
rick mirer?
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:07 PM
I’m starting to feel like a real asshole taking the over on Eagles wins when my buddy gave it to me at 8 wins.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:07 PM
at least he got rid of the ball and didn’t take a sack. The worst thing he could have done was throw the ball out of bounds, he tried to make a play.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Are there any stills or gifs of Sanchez’s half-agonized, half-crying child expression after Ngata pushed his ribs through his liver?
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Kicks TexansFan in the shin
/McFadden’s about to get all up in that ass
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:08 PM
He tried to make a play three other times, too. None of those worked very well.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:09 PM
/looks at Vikings
//cries
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:09 PM
The Lions need to send in tape of Suh getting held the entire game. They only got called for it once. Saw a lot of hands to his face as well.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Matt Ryan? Nah, that doesn’t look very good anymore.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:11 PM
at least he got rid of the ball and didn’t take a sack. The worst thing he could have done was throw the ball out of bounds, he tried to make a play.
True, but I hardly think that a dumpoff pass with some Lions defends playing shallow to guard against that very play was his best option there. Hell, a hail mary to the end zone would have had greater potential for success.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:12 PM
He’s a helluva lot better than the Mexigod.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:13 PM
Knox verdict reached. The more I read about the evidence, the more I think she’s innocent. I still think those dirty Italians will uphold her conviction though.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:14 PM
you’re just saying that cause you want to fuck her
/hasn’t looked at the evidence
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Oh ya, that was bad…although I am glad Buck got it wrong too, so he couldn’t get on his high horse.
Yeah, I was watching that as Buck was saying they might have time to get a few yards to get closer for a hail mary, thinking, “it’s fourth down you idiots.” Then Felix had a direct line to Joe Buck’s brain.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:18 PM
It’s a damn shame JaMarcus isn’t in the league anymore.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:19 PM
you’re just saying that cause you want to fuck her
While this is very true… They’ve already got one guy admitting to killing her with his DNA all over and in the victim. He’s already received a LESSER sentence than Knox and her BF. Not sure how/why they want to convict two other people, with almost no evidence connecting those two to the crime scene. It just kind of reeks of “lets stick it to the American!”
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Andy Dalton is a pretty decent comparison to Fraudchez, although you’d expect Dalton to get better since he’s just a rook.
Fraudchez is who he is at this point.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:22 PM
He didn’t want to add to his interception total.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:23 PM
He didn’t want to add to his interception total.
Ba-zing.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:23 PM
2011 version of McNabb? Definitely.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Top-10 QB?
/TBL’d
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:25 PM
tbl never went that far, did he?
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Fraudchez proving us all right that he truly is indeed McNabb 2.0.
Todd Marinovich
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:25 PM
tbl never went that far, did he?
It sure sounds like something he’d say.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Exactly. Everyone blows him b/c he’s the QB of the Jets with brash trashtalking Rex Ryan at the helm. Well, he only had 18 starts at USC, which has more misses than hits at developing QBs, throws the ball at receivers feet just like McNabb did and has poor decision making.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:28 PM
I have no idea.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:29 PM
id have taken those 18 starts with the experience of learning a pro offense’s scheme and fundamentals over cam newton’s one year of a zone-read and yet…here we are.
and as much as i love hating on sanchez, he’s not a failed prospect yet at all. just needs more seasoning. the postseason hype doesnt help things tho.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Totally agree, but the praise Sanchez gets for being a game manager is what drives me nuts.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Oh and Eagles schedule coming up: @Bills, @Redskins, bye, Dallas, Bears, Cards. They’re going to go 1-4 in that span. Trent Cole is out for 3+ weeks with a calf strain, Peters out with a hamstring injury. Vick is gonna be sacked ten times by the ‘Skins.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:33 PM
Wanna’ bet?
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:34 PM
Oh, I know they’ll pull out one of those games, but I just have no faith left in the Eagles. Probably the Cards. But there is no reason why they should be favored by 3 in Buffalo this Sunday. None.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Notre Dame would love 2 quarter games.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:35 PM
This is what analysts say when a team wins despite their shitty qb.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:36 PM
and long crane rides on windy days.
/had to do it
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Prepare to be fired you piece of fat shit. I hope to everything he gets fired this season
Brad Childress stands quietly in the wings, licking his lips and biding his time.
/ Reverse McNabb’d
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:38 PM
I’m sorry we were looking for “fat piece of shit”
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Just like the QB for the Falcons.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:39 PM
but the praise Sanchez gets for being a McDonald’s manager is what drives me nuts.
Give it time, and some day this will come to pass.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:39 PM
And to think I’ve been nice to Brutus for quite some time.
/changes hate strategy
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:40 PM
meh…i guarantee im angrier and more irrational in my own OSU hatred right now than you could be. apathetic anger is nothing like emotionally invested anger.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:41 PM
How is Flacco getting a pass today? Talking about crappy QBs and we arent mentioning him at all? He’s had plenty of time and weapons to be a lot better than last night. Like I said before… once a quitter, always a quitter. Enjoy your purple champagne glasses, jerk.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:44 PM
ive been beating this drum for like three years now, brah…and it’s prolly because flacco throws a nice ball.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:44 PM
My dismay at Flacco being ‘elite’ is great mitigated by my joy at Sanchez being at #20
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:44 PM
He’s not TBL’s favorite QB.
October 3rd, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Oh quiet you.