Iowa Backup QB Was So Drunk He Randomly Punched Out the Window of a Bus

All, Campus Crime, College Football, Courts, Legal, Heavy Drinking Jason McIntyre October 3rd. 2011, 12:34pm

The DUI arrest of Georgia linebacker Cornelius Washington was the most relevant college football arrest from the weekend. The funniest arrest? That belongs to backup Iowa QB AJ Derby – the No. 1 ranked player in Iowa coming out of high school in 2009 – who did the following:

After a deputy arrived on the scene, he approached the 6-5, 220-pound Derby, whom witnesses had pointed out as the man responsible for punching out the window. The criminal complaint states that Derby, who turned 20 in September, admitted to punching out the window and said that he would pay for it.
The criminal complaint states that Derby had red, watery eyes and slurred speech, and that he smelled of ingested alcohol. Derby submitted to a breath test that showed he had a blood-alcohol concentration of .120.

Derby’s father was an All-Big Ten linebacker in the 90s. His brother, Zach, is a walk-on tight end on the Hawkeyes (he was popped for public intoxication in 2009 while hanging out with the coach’s son). If you’d like to compare BAC’s of the brothers: AJ blew a .120; Zach a .211. [Hawk Central]

Previously: Todd Haley Replacement Chatter in Kansas City: Iowa’s Kirk Ferentz?
Previously: Iowa Shelled Out a School-Record $1.05 Million So it Could Beat Louisiana-Monroe This September

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56 Responses to “Iowa Backup QB Was So Drunk He Randomly Punched Out the Window of a Bus”

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ms621 Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:28 PM
and that he smelled of ingested alcohol
As opposed to…..?
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ATL_Badger Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:30 PM
and that he smelled of ingested alcohol
As opposed to…..?
He plays for and lives in Iowa… smelling of ingested pig jizz would not be out of the question.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:30 PM
Classic Ferentz.
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BulletJoeBush Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:31 PM
the No. 1 ranked player in Iowa
i’m going to unilaterally make this a meme for ‘tallest midget’ situations
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spencer096 Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:31 PM
the No. 1 ranked player in Iowa coming out of high school in 2009
being the no. 1 ranked player in iowa’s a lot like winning the special olympics…good, still retarded, and all that.
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NDub Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Slurred speech and punching out windows with a 0.12? Sounds like this pussy can’t handle his alcohol. Not surprising considering he’s a Hawkeye.
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ms621 Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:31 PM
My question, I suppose, is whether it was necessary to write ‘ingested’. Seems overly technical to me. Though it is a police report, so I guess it should be overly technical.
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Watsonian Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:33 PM
My question, I suppose, is whether it was necessary to write ‘ingested’. Seems overly technical to me. Though it is a police report, so I guess it should be overly technical.
Does ingested alcohol smell different than alcohol?
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ms621 Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Does ingested alcohol smell different than alcohol?
I wondered the same thing, but then thought that it might lead to a discussion of involving the description of smells coming from a drunk person’s body. I thought it best not to open that Pandora’s box in the comments.
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spencer096 Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Slurred speech and punching out windows with a 0.12? Sounds like this pussy can’t handle his alcohol. Not surprising considering he’s a Hawkeye.
sounds like he’s using booze as an excuse to act like a twit.
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NDub Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:36 PM
I know a guy who one time injected himself with a small amount of vodka. He was fucking trashed.
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spencer096 Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:38 PM
I thought it best not to open that Pandora’s box in the comments.
you just convinced your gullible friend to open the box instead.
worst smell that’s come from my body when i was drunk…no idea since i didn’t give a shit because i was drunk.
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Watsonian Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:38 PM
I know a guy who one time injected himself with a small amount of vodka. He was fucking trashed.
That does not seem like a very smart thing to do.
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Dr. Tom Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Best sign from Gameday.
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BulletJoeBush Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:39 PM
I know a guy who one time injected himself with a small amount of vodka. He was fucking trashed.
trashed when he did it, or because of it? man that seems dangerous
i snorted salsa once
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wilhelmreems Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Does ingested alcohol smell different than alcohol?
yes. it’s horrible.
/recalls the drunks coming into blockbuster late on friday nights.
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HuskerDawg Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:40 PM
That does not seem like a very smart thing to do.
Motley Crew used to do this before going on stage.
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NDub Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:40 PM
That does not seem like a very smart thing to do.
trashed when he did it, or because of it? man that seems dangerous
Trashed as a result. It was a very small amount, but because it’s unfiltered by your liver, it gets straight to the point. He was a complete drunken mess and was sick for a few days afterwards. Dumbass.
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spencer096 Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:40 PM
/recalls the drunks coming into blockbuster late on friday nights.
they all rented weekend at bernies, didn’t they?
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cracker jack Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:41 PM
i snorted salsa once
I was peer pressured into snortnig a Smartie in the back of a schoolbus once
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St. Bear Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:42 PM
I know a guy who one time injected himself with a small amount of vodka. He was fucking trashed.
trashed when he did it, or because of it? man that seems dangerous
i snorted salsa once
To keep this train going down the line of pathetic attempts to get high:
Bunch of kids in my middle school got in trouble for snorting powdered Gatorade.
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Breesus Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:43 PM
they all rented weekend at bernies, didn’t they?
Oooooooh! NAVY SEALS!
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wilhelmreems Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:43 PM
they all rented weekend at bernies, didn’t they?
yup, or the softcore porn blockbuster rented.
normally it was movies like “Crocosaur 2: vengence from the jurrasic age” or “blood monkey 3: son of blood monkey”
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mynameismyname Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Not sure this has been discussed yet. Cop who’s been working on the Biggie murder has confessions on murders of both him and Tupac. LAPD does what they do best and bury’s it. This guy is risking a hell of a lot letting out confidential info and letting every gang know he’s pointing the finger at them.
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mynameismyname Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:44 PM
of course the link didn’t post.
http://www.laweekly.com/2011-10-06/news/cop-s-book-says-sean-combs-suge-knight-ordered-tupac-and-biggie-killings/
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Rusty Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Ferentz’s teams have a decided moral advantage, in that they have none.
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BulletJoeBush Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Motley Crew
tribute band?
/husker’s a nerd
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ms621 Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:44 PM
“blood monkey 3: son of blood monkey”
There goes Hollywood again, making unnecessary sequels to cinematic classics.
/there is only one “Blood Monkey”
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ms621 Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:45 PM
So has there been a Boardwalk Empire discussion yet? Sportsgal? Broccoli? Yall around?
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HuskerDawg Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:45 PM
I had no clue it was Crue, not Crew. Weird.
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angry Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Was at a party once where people were snorting small amounts of vodka. Seemed idiotic to me. Don’t know if that helped get them drunk. I would bet any that got through the nose hairs and boogers just dripped down the throat.
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St. Bear Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:47 PM
There goes Hollywood again, making unnecessary sequels to cinematic classics.
/there is only one “Blood Monkey”
Sometimes a movie is so good, you’ve got to reintroduce it to the younger generation.
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BulletJoeBush Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:47 PM
shit i forgot all about BE
blood monkey, crocosaur much better drunk movies with your buddies than porn, soft or hardcore. have never seen the attraction of watching porn with other guys
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ms621 Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Tehnically it’s Crue with umlauts. But I don’t know what combination of the Alt key and keyboard numbers makes umlauts.
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SouvenirCity Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:48 PM
This kid will end up being a tight end. Every “mobile” quarterback recruit they’ve ever gotten turns into something else. Marvin McNutt being the primary example.
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HuskerDawg Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Was at a party once where people were snorting small amounts of vodka. Seemed idiotic to me. Don’t know if that helped get them drunk. I would bet any that got through the nose hairs and boogers just dripped down the throat.
There was a story down in Macon several years ago where teenage girls were soaking tampons in vodka to get drunk.
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ms621 Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:48 PM
There was a story down in Macon several years ago where teenage girls were soaking tampons in vodka to get drunk.
Interesting.
/vomits
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SouvenirCity Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Also glad he’s punching inanimate objects and not people. He’s still a doofus.
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wilhelmreems Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:50 PM
There was a story down in Macon several years ago where teenage girls were soaking tampons in vodka to get drunk.
soooo, it would be like a vodka soaked watermelon for the lucky fella later that night?
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Breesus Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:50 PM
This kid will end up being a tight end. Every “mobile” quarterback recruit they’ve ever gotten turns into something else. Marvin McNutt being the primary example.
Maybe they’ll run a different offense next year when Kirk Ferentz’s coaching the Chiefs.
/waiting for check from Jimmy Sexton
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HuskerDawg Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Interesting.
/vomits
It’s fucking nasty. They essentially pickled their vagina.
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:52 PM
There was a story down in Macon several years ago where teenage girls were soaking tampons in vodka to get drunk.
needs to be an only in Georgia tag.
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BulletJoeBush Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:52 PM
They essentially pickled their vagina.
make it dill, and i’ll haunt your dreams baby
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arkbadger Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Was at a party once where people were snorting small amounts of vodka
when I was in England I watched a guy snort a cap full of Jack. I then watched him throw up 5 minutes later. didn’t understand the point of it.
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wilhelmreems Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:53 PM
They essentially pickled their vagina.
The Vlasic method.
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SouvenirCity Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Little surprising that Penn State is favored this weekend against the Hawkeyes. It’s in Happy Valley and Iowa isn’t all that great but Penn State has been downright terrible this year.
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Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:55 PM
+1 NDub for knowing someone who did that.
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Breesus Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Little surprising that Penn State is favored this weekend against the Hawkeyes. It’s in Happy Valley and Iowa isn’t all that great but Penn State has been downright terrible this year.
Especially after Temple turned out to be exactly who we thought they were.
Has Iowa ever won in Happy Valley? Too lazy to check.
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ms621 Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:57 PM
but Penn State has been downright terrible this year.
Indeed. 16-10 over Indiana? Indiana who just lost to Spencer’s fightin’ 096ers the week before? That’s pretty bad.
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SouvenirCity Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Has Iowa ever won in Happy Valley? Too lazy to check.
They’ve beaten them 8 of the last 9 overall. 4 of the last 5 in State College.
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phillymantis915 Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 12:59 PM
Little surprising that Penn State is favored this weekend against the Hawkeyes. It’s in Happy Valley and Iowa isn’t all that great but Penn State has been downright terrible this year.
Penn St is hot garbage. Can’t wait for yet another McGloin/Bolden shitfest.
//apparently the Eagles are 3 point faves as well
///what the fuck is Vegas thinking?
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BulletJoeBush Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:01 PM
They’ve beaten them 8 of the last 9 overall. 4 of the last 5 in State College.
i’ll be happy when this matters again. PennState being a national power was good times
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Vic Colfari Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:02 PM
They’ve beaten them 8 of the last 9 overall. 4 of the last 5 in State College.
I wonder if there is a similar thread on some SEC blog talking about the Kentucky-Vandy series. Because it’s just about as relevant to college football.
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angry Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:05 PM
As a Silas Redd owner in fantasy college football, let me say that the Penn St. offense is not so good.
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spencer096 Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:21 PM
yup, or the softcore porn blockbuster rented.
normally it was movies like “Crocosaur 2: vengence from the jurrasic age” or “blood monkey 3: son of blood monkey”
lol
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Nada Says:
October 3rd, 2011 at 1:23 PM
blood monkey 3: son of blood monkey
I’d like to rent that when the store gets its copy back.