Ontario Police Charge Man in NHL Banana-Throwing Incident
Chris Moorhouse of London, Ontario is the 26-year-old who threw a banana at Wayne Simmonds during an NHL game last weekend. Moorhouse was served a summons for “engaging in a prohibited activity under the provincial trespassing act. If convicted, he faces a fine of up to $2,000.” Yes, the legalese is tremendous given the situation.
While Simmonds was on the other end of the bigotry stick this week, Moorhouse’s act remains racist and ultimately, just really dickish. He deserves to be publicly shamed for what he did, but I can’t stop thinking about Mr. Banana Grabber.

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September 28th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Public flogging.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
Needs more Johnny Chimpo
September 28th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Chris Moorhouse, is that you?!
September 28th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Simmonds can’t have both. Can’t be dismayed when someone slurs you, then turn around and hurl a slur against someone else. “Aspire for higher”, as it were.
/Adjusts cravat and monocle
September 28th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Needs more Danny Briere calling out Sean Avery for being an attention whore
September 28th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
Didn’t Shanny hand down a punishment for a racial slur this week? Or was it a homophobic one? I still think players should be allowed to say whatever the hell they want on the ice. Let them be judged in the court of public opinion, not Brendan Shannahan’s office.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Didn’t Shanny hand down a punishment for a racial slur this week? Or was it a homophobic one?
No and no.
Let them be judged in the court of public opinion, not Brendan Shannahan’s office.
League has sponsors and other stakeholders, guys have to realize they have cameras on them at all times.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
Don’t you guys not like him? Or is he in the Carcillo type too? If he’s on your team, you can deal with him. I just figure for what he’s making that he should be doing more for the Fly Boys.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
You forgot the /allegedly
September 28th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
I want a fucking litre-a-cola!
September 28th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
I like Danny just fine. Have a Briere Tshirt.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
/OT
@BoPelini on 1st road game: “Field’s the same size & that’s what matters to us. Our fan base will be well represented out there.”
Nebraska values fields that are regulation size. /noted
Can’t wait for Saturday.
//OT
September 28th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
I fully expect Mantis to sport a Flyers avvy once the baseball season is over. Or maybe Dewar. We need more hockey symbols round hurr.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
Shanny needs to slow his roll on these suspensions.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
Homophobic one.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Are you telling me that a cartoon chimpanzee is responsible for this?
September 28th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
I’M SO EXCITED FOR THE GAME TONIGHT.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
/runs around with sparklers
September 28th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Shanny needs to slow his roll on these suspensions.
He needs to continue to issue harsh punishment to repeat offenders.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
more football please.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
Uh, have you seen what this guy looks like? That’s douchetastic.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
I’m fucking pumped for the Caps to get started.
Of course, they’ll probably crush my hopes in the playoffs, but we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Dumb to compare this to Simmonds/Sean Avery “shit-talk” situation….unless Sean Avery is gay?
September 28th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
more football please.
I tried. Didn’t take.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Uh, have you seen what this guy looks like? That’s douchetastic.
What’s up with his forehead?
/earlier’d
September 28th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
I’m loving the idea of full video explanations. Great move.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
I’m fine with any NHL player talking shit anyway they feel fit.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
Lou Nanne was on the radio yesterday basically stating that Shanahan is on a slippery slope with all these suspensions and the lengths. But I agree-repeat offenders should get progressively increased suspen
September 28th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
whoops…
suspensions. Damm laptop!
September 28th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
You should be. Already put some scratch on them winning the Presidents Trophy this season. Odds were 4/1. Caps are going to be scary good this year. It’ll all come down to what they do in the playoffs though.
I picked them last year to win. I may have to do it again this year.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Not to mention we have proof of one happening, and the other may have been made up.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
I’m in this camp too. As far as penalties and breaking rules on the ice, he’s doing a great job. The transparency is there with the videos. Love what Shanny has done for discipline this year.
My earlier remark was just in response to possibly limiting what players say on the ice. Leave that alone. Sponsors be damned. I mean, John Tortorella is going to be AWESOME on 24/7 this year. I don’t think you guys realize just how spectacular that is going to be.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
So… Drew Doughty….
September 28th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
You should be. Already put some scratch on them winning the Presidents Trophy this season. Odds were 4/1.
Weak division/conference will help
September 28th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
TORTS!
September 28th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Sorry Buckner, we’re looking for…
“I don’t want a large Farva! I want a god damn liter of cola!”
September 28th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Exactly. I’ve been having fun with my Flyers fan friends though, with the whole Vokoun thing.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
It’s been a few weeks since I’ve seen it. I’m sorry!!!
September 28th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
for a split second I read that as blaine gabbert.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
I can’t stop thinking about Mr. Banana Grabber
Jeez, don’t we already get enough posts about the Sanchize from TBL?!
September 28th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
football? please?
September 28th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
He looks very Canadian to me. Maybe it’s the nose.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
Anybody else get NHL ’12?
September 28th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
If the Steelers lose to Houston, I will change mine to the Sharks. And I might just do it anyway in honor of opening night next weekend.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
So… Drew Doughty….
Dolla dolla bills ya’ll.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
WE DON’T NEED ANYMORE GOD FUCKING DAMNED HOCKEY AROUND HERE.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
No worries, I just quote that line way too much.
I left work early to get FIFA ’12 yesterday.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
“I don’t want a large Farva! I want a god damn liter of cola!”
Chicken fuckers.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
I’m not the biggest hockey fan, it is my third favorite among the major sports though. I haven’t thought about what I’ll do avatar wise once baseball is over…
September 28th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
He looks very Canadian to me. Maybe it’s the nose.
That’s raycess.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Everyone involved is being fucking stupid. Lombardi for not paying him, for making an ultimatum. Doughty for not cooperating in the least the entire time the negotiation process has gone on. He wants a life setting contract? Cooperate.
The damage in that relationship may be irreparable. As someone who is a fan of a team that competes in the same conference against the Kings, that’s fine by me. Just means that the Wings will have their choice of Doughty or Weber to replace Lids next year.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Spencer
Are you excited about signing RJ long-term and acquiring Jeff Carter and James Wisniewski!?
September 28th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
I think my roommate/cousin is picking that up this weekend. In hindsight, I should’ve preordered both on Amazon.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
White Mike Vick, it has to be!
September 28th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
chicken fucker.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
There have been 4 hockey posts in the last 8 days Spence. Talk about golf. No one will mind.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
damn you Nada.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
football? please?
Fuck the frogs. That’s all I got at the moment.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Joe Thornton is a choke artist with a short fuse.
There. I feel better. It had to be done.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
So… Drew Doughty….
He’ll get signed the day before the season starts, pull his groin within the first 3 games and be out for a month.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
be careful, lest you face the wrath of SG for bemoaning hockey talk. that’s why I’m staying silent.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Did you guys hear about players having to have their number on the front and back of their helmet once the season begins?
September 28th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Dude…you might have just sold me.
/also thinking of doing an Assassins Creed avatar as well when that comes out in mid-Nov.
//video game geek
///team Ramrod for life
September 28th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Joe Thornton is a choke artist with a short fuse.
/considers taking bait
//nah, let’s it go
///still high off last night’s game
September 28th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Gerry Giraffe isn’t off the hook either.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Uhoh. Have you guys heard about the conatiminated cantelopes? Bought a couple over the weekend and Ive had wicked stomach cramps the last few days, now I’m just reading about the recall. No vomiting or anything yet though. What do I do?!
September 28th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
give em to the homeless.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
The 2nd half of that statement isn’t bait. It’s fact. Joe Thornton has a temper that gets him in trouble at times. It’s a shortcoming he definitely has.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Are you over 70 years old? No? You’re fine.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Uhoh. Have you guys heard about the conatiminated cantelopes? Bought a couple over the weekend and Ive had wicked stomach cramps the last few days, now I’m just reading about the recall. No vomiting or anything yet though. What do I do?!
Aren’t you off the pill now? Couldn’t this be something else? I’m no doctor, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express never.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
What do I do?!
Pray to the cantelope gods?
/probably should consult a doctor rather than a bunch of mouth breathing internet commenters
September 28th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Did you guys hear about players having to have their number on the front and back of their helmet once the season begins?
Cosmetic change in the name of player safety, doesn’t affect the game so it doesn’t bother me either way. Minor hockey teams here have stop signs on their backs (just above the namebar).
September 28th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Inception trailer, Arrested Development style.
/I just blue myself
September 28th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
I have a confession…
The night of the NFL opener with GB v. NO my roommate ordered the Blazin’ wings at BW3. No human being should ever eat those. He ate one and then the other 5 just sat there because he was in so much pain. Before we hopped in a cab on the way out, we gave the takeout box to a homeless guy. Now, not all of them were Blazin’ but… That homeless guy probably took a horrible dump on some guy’s front porch. I felt bad about it later.
Glad I got that off my chest.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
I kinda had that thought too. I guess I dont know what that feels like, but I dont think its this.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Walter Payton abused drugs and cheated on his wife? Why, I never!
September 28th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
that recall has been out a couple weeks, so if you just bought them I think you should be ok.
/picks nose
September 28th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
GO INTO A DIFFERENT THREAD YOU FUCKING CRY BABY!
September 28th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Have someone check your cantaloupes out of course, duh. Step right over here…
September 28th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
/picks nose
How’s the nose gold today?
September 28th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Aren’t you off the pill now? Couldn’t this be something else?
Anyone else feel a little weird that we all know this?
September 28th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
you don’t say…
/surprised that’s it
September 28th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
not that I know or care to know, but I can’t imagine homeless guys taking what one would call a glorious dump anywhere considering what they are likely eating.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Pearlman also learned from his interviews that both Payton’s wife, Connie — from whom he had been estranged — and his mistress attended his Hall of Fame induction in 1993. The two women met for the first time shortly thereafter.
Big gulps, eh? Whelp, see ya later!
September 28th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
You know, that’s a great point ark. We did feed the guy. Now I don’t feel as bad. Thanks!
September 28th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
I swear to God I’m going to pistol-whip the next guy who says “chicken fucker.”
September 28th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
That homeless guy probably took a horrible dump on some guy’s front porch. I felt bad about it later.
I’m unclear on whether you feel bad for the homeless guy or the guy who’s porch he dumped on.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Goddammit. Whose. Not Who’s.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
/I just blue myself
Is that any easier without those extra ribs getting in the way?
September 28th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
ooo, not even close. “shennanigans.”
September 28th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Unless the homeless guy somehow has the ability to shit money after he eats in order to buy booze for his drinking problem, he didn’t eat those wings.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
im imagining something like what a mcrib looks like after it’s been sitting in the heat for a solid fortnight.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
ooo, not even close. “shennanigans.”
I know. I was just meta-commenting on all the Super Troopers commenting.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
ooo, you so didn’t get his joke.
/makes the hand over head gesture
September 28th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
oh.
whatever.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Unless the homeless guy somehow has the ability to shit money after he eats in order to buy booze for his drinking problem, he didn’t eat those wings
“I’ll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.”
/ Homeless dude holding an empty box from BW3
/Somebody had to say it
September 28th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
I feel like you could bury a mc rib in a mulch pile and go back 5 years later and it would look no different.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
I like the McRib…
September 28th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
I feel like you could bury a mc rib in a mulch pile and go back 5 years later and it would look no different.
There’s nothing about a Mcrib which looks natural. I bet it’s a meat paste formed from whatever is leftover after hamburgers are made.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Sorry, spence. I do like the new avatar, though. I assume you couldn’t find one of Indiana holding its collective ass after getting pounded by the mighty Mean Green.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
That Inception trailer was good, but I prefer the sweet 50′s version
September 28th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
That Inception video was awesome.
/Really misses that show
September 28th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
There’s nothing about a Mcrib which looks natural. I bet it’s a meat paste formed from whatever is leftover after hamburgers are made
And yet so, so delicious.
/ Mouth waters as thoughts drift to a KFC Double Down
September 28th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
why thank you! and re: UNT…beating indiana in football’s not something you take pride in.
September 28th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
That’s pretty awesome.