Chris Moorhouse of London, Ontario is the 26-year-old who threw a banana at Wayne Simmonds during an NHL game last weekend. Moorhouse was served a summons for “engaging in a prohibited activity under the provincial trespassing act. If convicted, he faces a fine of up to $2,000.” Yes, the legalese is tremendous given the situation.

While Simmonds was on the other end of the bigotry stick this week, Moorhouse’s act remains racist and ultimately, just really dickish. He deserves to be publicly shamed for what he did, but I can’t stop thinking about Mr. Banana Grabber.