Comments on: Fire Ants Force Postponement of High School Football Game

By: Anti-KC Res

Anti-KC Res — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 22:25:44 +0000

Too? Two.

/If it’s going to be that kind of night, I’m hitting the bourbon early.

By: Anti-KC Res

Anti-KC Res — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 22:24:30 +0000

Because neither team wanted to postpone the game, they first tried to dig up the piles of fire ants. Massive failure, according to this report.

Dumbass.

Do they not have hairspray and lighters in South Carolina?

Triston knows what to do. Also, I can vouch they have hairspray in SC. Lots of it. Look at their womenfolk. And lighters. Not everyone in SC lights their cigs on engine blocks. They just haven’t put the too together for fire ant control.

Fire ants are fucking horrible.

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 22:18:36 +0000

I’d pay to see a game played on a field full of fire ants. Would be rather interesting. When I was a young buck I was attacked by a swarm of underground wasps. That was a bummer, man.

By: Ben80123

Ben80123 — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 22:18:27 +0000

The fire ants had laid a lot of money on the East Valley Fighting Klansman at -8.5 but heard their QB got busted by his baby mama pregame fucking a sheep and figured the ensuing fist fight might change the outcome of the game. They had ‘field invasion’ as their only option to postpone the game.

/Didn’t read the article

By: reggie_dunlap

reggie_dunlap — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 22:16:48 +0000

Do they not have hairspray and lighters in South Carolina?

BBQ Ants are on the menu tonight boys. Eat ‘em by the pound!

By: Quietgoesthedon

Quietgoesthedon — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 22:15:09 +0000

I lived in Georgia. Poison is the best option, but even then you’re not going to kill the whole colony. You can experiment with gasoline and fire, but that doesn’t penetrate the deeper part of the colony. I did have more success with yellow jackets and gasoline, though.

By: traderjack21

traderjack21 — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 22:08:26 +0000

fire ants are dirty rotten whores. I’d run away too.

/wimp

By: Triston27

Triston27 — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 22:08:07 +0000

Do they not have hairspray and lighters in South Carolina?

By: Nada

Nada — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 21:16:38 +0000

Palmetto State pussies.
Why, back in my day, we had fire ants all over the damn field. Fire ants the size of gophers. And if one bit us, we’d grab it and gulp it down, just for the protein.
/ Old man’d. Also Louisiana’d.