NFL Power Rankings, Week 3
This week’s power rankings have a little more shakeup. The results is a bunching up in the middle tiers. Also, what do we do with the NFC East? I have all of them in the middle tier this week. Maybe it’s an overreaction to lower the Eagles so much, but not only have they not looked very good, but their opponents have not looked good either through three games. That Rams win doesn’t seem so impressive now. The Falcons are struggling. Philly’s defensive breakdowns are negating the cornerback play, as Eli threw for 4 touchdowns and barely had to look at Hakeem Nicks. The Giants? They were hardly impressive a week ago, and lost by 14 to the Redskins in the opener. As for the Cowboys and Redskins, we saw that field-goal-fest last night. With a hurting Michael Vick, there is no clear favorite in the East right now.
Tier One (The Super Bowl Favorites)
Green Bay Packers (3-0). Jermichael Finley just scored another touchdown.
New England Patriots (2-1). Before the season, I talked about turnover regression and the New England Patriots. Then, Brady goes out and throws as many interceptions in one game as he threw all last season. In one week, though, the Patriots didn’t go from the Super Bowl favorite to bums. They still, despite the turnovers, and despite the defense continuing to look quite toastable, lost a “last team with the ball” game to the Bills on the road, and if Jackson actually scores there, who knows what happens. When they don’t lose the turnover margin like that, they will win most weeks.
Tier Two (The Super Bowl Contenders)
Baltimore Ravens (2-1). A nice response from the Ravens. Torrey Smith had a Sylvester Morris-like game as a rookie.
New Orleans Saints (2-1). The Texans could have put the Saints away in the first half but kicked field goals. The Saints came back with a big second half performance to win another shootout.
Detroit Lions (3-0). In a big letdown situation, the Lions came out flat, then did what ever it is that large members of the cat family do to get back in the game, shutting the Vikings down and scoring 23 straight points.
Tier Three (The AFC is going to be a dogfight for the playoffs tier)
Buffalo Bills (3-0). What date is Harold Camping’s latest end of the world prediction? Because the Lions and Bills just came from behind by 20 on the same day. End of days, people.
Pittsburgh Steelers (2-1). The Steelers did just about everything they could do to lose to a team that could do nothing offensively. They are -9 in turnovers and have forced only one takeaway despite games against Seattle and the Colts. Let’s see how they do in Houston before we make further judgments, but this is a pretty big game after two JV warmups.
New York Jets (2-1). Marky Ice almost led another comeback on the road.
Houston Texans (2-1). Red zone issues haunted this team, and the defense finally gave up some yards in the second half after looking very good through 10 quarters.
San Diego Chargers (2-1). Another unimpressive performance from the Chargers lowers them a tier, Rivers hasn’t been sharp, and the injury to Gates is a concern.
Oakland Raiders (2-1). Darren McFadden is getting into the conversation with Adrian Peterson as the best back in the league.
Tier Four (The who will win the NFC East tier)
New York Giants (2-1). We can now say Eli Manning is good again, right? I can’t remember which week this is.
Dallas Cowboys (2-1). Phil Costa just hit my arm with a snap while I was typing this.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-1). The Bucs most effective play this season? The hard count.
Washington Redskins (2-1). Rex Grossman can fumble a ball like no one else I’ve ever seen. It’s truly an art that we should all appreciate before he’s gone.
Tennessee Titans (2-1). The loss of Kenny Britt puts this ranking in jeopardy long term, but the defense has played well for three straight games.
Philadelphia Eagles (1-2). Casey Matthews, Frank Stallone, and Tito Jackson should totally hang out together.
Atlanta Falcons (1-2). Matt Ryan will find out that the backlash when your pass defense is bad and your line gets you killed is terrible.
Chicago Bears (1-2). I would have probably had them much higher if they would have scored a punt return touchdown and covered the spread.
Tier Five (The Teams that can beat each other 13-10 Tier)
Cleveland Browns (2-1). The Browns were able to withstand the Chad Henne comeback drive.
San Francisco 49ers (2-1). The 49ers are averaging 3.8 yards per play. I’m not joking. And they are 2-1. If teams were ranked by their ability to kick 25 yard field goals, San Francisco would be your Super Bowl favorite.
Denver Broncos (1-2). Denver might be the most perfectly mediocre team in the league this year. They’ve now played three close games against Oakland, Cincinnati and Tennessee.
Cincinnati Bengals (1-2). No one from Cincinnati was arrested or suspended today. (I hope writing that sentence 1 hour before this posts doesn’t burn me).
Arizona Cardinals (1-2). What a crapfest that game was. The NFC West is every bit as bad as advertised through three weeks.
Carolina Panthers (1-2). Cam Newton struggled, but at least “he won.”
Minnesota Vikings (0-3). If the Vikings blow a 20 point lead to the Chiefs, they should just fire the whole team before the team flight back to Minnesota.
Miami Dolphins (0-3). Dolphins are 13th in yards on offense but 27th in points, as they continue to completely Sparano it up in the red zone. Reggie Bush, changed man? 2.9 yards per carry, 6.5 yards per catch, 2 soul crushing fumbles. (Sproles, 7.4 yards per carry, 8.0 yards a catch).
Tier Six (The Sports Hernia Bowl Tier)
Jacksonville Jaguars (1-2). The Jaguars are tied for the league lead in rushing attempts through three weeks (with Philadelphia, of all teams). Gabbert was an upgrade over McCown, shockingly, but needs to get rid of the ball sooner.
Indianapolis Colts (0-3). Why was the Sports Hernia quarterbacking the Colts on Sunday?
Tier Seven (The Missouri Tier, plus Tarvaris)
Seattle Seahawks (1-2). I heard someone say that Tarvaris Jackson saved his job on Sunday. Because, you know, averaging 4 yards a pass play and scoring 13 points against a team with someone named Alfonso Smith at running back (I consulted the handbook, that is valid usage of the “someone named” meme) qualifies as turning the corner.
St. Louis Rams (0-3). Sam Bradford, net yards per attempt in 2010: 5.2, emerging star. Sam Bradford, net yards per attempt in 2011: 5.1, disappointment. Bradford’s completion percentage is down without short stuff to Amendola, but his yards per attempt is higher, and he’s only thrown 1 interception on 108 throws. But be prepared for the public opinion to turn on Bradford even though the difference between 2010 and 2011 is not Bradford.
Kansas City Chiefs (0-3). This team had 0 first downs in the first half. Somehow they were in the game because San Diego is San Diego and turned the ball over. Oh, and Brandon Flowers has what could be a high ankle sprain. It’s like Ten Little Indians, and Tamba Hali’s time is up this week.
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September 27th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Their OL should face criminal charges. Just fucking terrible.
September 27th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
This Honolulu Blue Kool-Aid is delicious. MMMMMMMMHMMMM
September 27th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
I love this team, but they aren’t really SB contenders, are they?
September 27th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Stafford threw the ball 50 yards while backing up on the play to Megatron in OT. Just a nasty throw and catch.
September 27th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
If they get into the playoffs, I don’t see any NFC team that has some great defense or line to protect their QB. Anything could happen.
September 27th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
The Jets should have lost to a pretty average Dallas team, lost to Oakland and beat a terrible Jags team.
/Looks at where they are ranked
//Laughs
September 27th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Fantastic. And KC is too high and you need to move the Eagles lower. I really hope they bomb the season and get Reid fired.
September 27th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
The Saints beat them without Colston on offense and Vilma and Porter on defense. If the Saints ever learn to tackle or play average defense, look out.
/not sure if it’s going to happen
September 27th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Baltimore is gonna run a train on Rex and the boys. Sanchez = McNabb 2.0
September 27th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
I thought about driving up for this game. then I sobered up. I could not drink enough to make this game bearable.
September 27th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Bills gonna be 4-0 when Philly comes to town in week 5.
September 27th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
No way.
/2009 Saints
//2008 Cardinals
///2003 Panthers
September 27th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Oh and I just heard that Fairley might play this week.
September 27th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Once Oakland destroys the New England defense this Sunday, I think it would be fair to knock them out of the “Super Bowl Contender” list.
September 27th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
The Saints beat them without Colston on offense and Vilma and Porter on defense. If the Saints ever learn to tackle or play average defense, look out.
And Mario Williams barely played in the second half due to a leg injury. So there’s also that.
September 27th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
I just pray Sean Lee stays healthy. Crap….I just jinxed him.
September 27th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Tony Romo’s ribs just cried
September 27th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
I read something that said it could be this week, but more than likely it’ll be the Monday night game against Chicago.
September 27th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
just now caught this gem.
September 27th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
titans too high without britt.
September 27th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Ha. That was awesome. Everyone knew that is what they were doing and it still worked.
September 27th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
But be prepared for the public opinion to turn on Bradford even though the difference between 2010 and 2011 is not Bradford.
This dovetails nicely with the “Rams are now in the Luck sweepstakes” link that spencer posted earlier.
September 27th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
Worse hair on the Colts: Curtis Painter or Pat Macafee?
September 27th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
Somewhere, Sean McDermott is laughing at all of this.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
Zach Strief was out too. He and his replacement were going up against Jermon Bushrod and Charles Brown. It’s amazing that Brees doesn’t get killed back there, much less sacked.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
If CJ was doing poorly with Britt in the lineup, defenses might just break him in half now.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
You and my husband could be pals
September 27th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
Shittsburgh is too high, Lions too
September 27th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
The Texans don’t struggle to punch it in during the first half with Arian Foster in there. They were among the best in red zone efficiency last year, due largely to Foster’s ability to punch it in.
So, take a step off your high horse there, Saints fan.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Jaguars too high.
/goes to look at list
September 27th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
Is it possible that the AFC North could only get one team in the playoffs this year? I could see both Oakland and San Diego making the playoffs and the other wild card coming out of the east.
/it would be great for either Baltimore or Pittsburgh to miss the playoffs.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
OT
Boston needs to score 5 or 6 runs in the first two innings to ensure a win tonight
/end OT
//drinks
September 27th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Lions are Super Bowl contenders.
In other news, up is down and black is white.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Look, I realize most people on here love Reid, but let’s not give the ball to our best player on the goalline? Fuck the heck? Let’s draft a 26 year old firefighter with the 23rd pick instead of Carmini? Lurie needs to stop this and fire him on the spot.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
phillymantis, I don’t think I’ve ever encountered a person as seemingly reasonable as you are in most matters but completely loco when it comes to one thing. In your case, the Eagles.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Its possible, but Baltimore and Pittsburgh still have 4 games against Ohio, 3 against NFC West and 3 against AFC South. thats 10 games, at least 8 of which they will be favored. So, barring injuries to stars, its not probable.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Chan Gailey play calling > Andy Reid play calling
This will be very apparent in week 5.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
It made me feel oddly better when the Cowboys and the Redskins both tried stupid fullback dives in short yardage yesterday.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
A decimated Giants team beats a Paper Eagle team that was supposed to run away with the division and you rank them below the Jets? How the fuck do you shit on Eli and put the Jets up there with a straight face.
/I’m done bitching about this. We’ll just have to see on Xmas Eve as to who’s better.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
Nothing like Eagle hysteria to get me through the day
/Dallas transplant in MontCo
September 27th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
right now, give me the Giants defense over the Jets defense. Why? The Giants have a pass rush. The Jets defense is a pile of overrated bullshit.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
It made me feel oddly better when the Cowboys and the Redskins both tried stupid fullback dives in short yardage yesterday.
Strangely, watching the Skins try this with a limping TE did not make me feel better.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
It would be hilarious to see eastern pennsylvania implode if the Eagles lost to Alex Smith and the Niners this week.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
I liked Seth Myers tweet- “Just checked ESPN.com. Sox game starts at 7 but they’re already losing 3-0.”
September 27th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
I don’t see it as being unreasonable. The Eagles will never win a Superbowl under Andy Reid. As Coughlin said, they have 12 years of film to use against him and the play calling is still fairly static even if personnel change. Howard Mudd was a great hire, however the OL personnel, which Reid was hailed for during the early 2000s has become his biggest weakness along with the LBs. Peters is really damn good, but the interior is hot garbage. There are no Tra Thomas or Runynon (still convinced he could start if he wasn’t teabagging it down in DC).
September 27th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
I think there are college teams with better linebacking than the Eagles currently have.
It’s not out of the question that a fat and retired Jeremiah Trotter could outplay whoever plays MLB for the Eagles right now.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
The Lions are Super Bowl contenders? What the hell, Lisk? You’re far to smart for that to be buying into a team after 3 weeks against Minnesota, Kansas City and Tampa. Playoff contenders for sure. Super Bowl? You’ve lost your damn mind.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
What is probable, however, is that the Steelers will get rolled in their first playoff game if that o-line is still this bad. This is the worst i’ve seen it in years, and they’ve had some really shitty o-lines in the past few years.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
See also: any baseball team managed by Dusty Baker, any basketball team coached by Mike D’Antoni.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
I’d kill for someone like Dont’a Hightower to be drafted by the Eagles next year.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
The Lions? Aren’t you supposed to be a knowledgeable football analyst? You have to be kidding me with this shit.
Yes, it’s great for the Lions that they’re not irrelevant this season and they’re 3-0 for the first time in, like, 100 years. It’s the feel good story of the year after everything they’ve been through. But they’ve played the Chiefs (the worst team in the league), the Bucs (the worst team in the NFC South), and the Vikings (who had second half collapses in ALL THREE OF THEIR GAMES). They play Dallas next week and the Bears the following week. Seriously, you all need to calm the fuck down on the Lions bandwagon.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
It’s week 3, people. Do we need to start passing out Xanax?
September 27th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
All of these things are stupid things to say. Sorry.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Where you live and I used to live? Quite possibly.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
Vegas agrees with Lisk.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
holy shit, i will never buy Colgate Optic White simply because the ads on this site are the most obnoxious ad this site as ever featured.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
Well, you’re a transplant. At least you have an excuse for being a Dallas fan.
I can sign onto that. The Giants sure did talk a ton of shit before, during, and after that game. Which was remarkable for a team that hadn’t beaten the Eagles in a few years. But hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
I keep this
September 27th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
But, Vegas was wrong once.
/Arkbadger’d
September 27th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
The Texans are also too low. They lost a game in a building that is very difficult to play in to a very good team in the 4th quarter. I’d have the Texans as Super Bowl contenders before the Lions despite the difference in conference.
I cannot stress this enough. The Detroit Lions are NOT Super Bowl contenders. Stop with this nonsense.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Haha. It’s really fun in Western NY right now. I honestly do enjoy the Bills being good, there’s a real hop in people’s steps around here.
But I’ll also enjoy the letdown.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Baltimore is gonna run a train on Rex and the boys. Sanchez = McNabb 2.0
dude. the ravens lost to the titans. nothing is everything and the nfl is mostly a lump of goo bordered by two or three great teams and a handful of crap that the lump of goo excreted
September 27th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Dusty Baker can get you to a 3-2 series lead up 5-0 five outs from a World Series victory, but he can’t finish the deal.
Seems reasonable.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
They should handle the Bengals this weekend and I would be fine with a loss to the Eagles if the Bills started 4-0.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
I think the Indy dome combined with Freeney/Mathis made the line look worse than it is. I mean they are pretty bad, but not that much worse than they have had the last few years. I like Gilbert and Pouncey is a stud. They just need some decent guard play. Scott is what he is: a backup RT playing LT.
But all of those problems fade if Ben starts making better/quicker decisions. He is holding the ball a long time by his standards and making poor throws. Even some of his completions are not in the right spot.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
I bet if this was done in week three of the 1999 season people would have been bitching if the 3-0 Rams were listed among Super Bowl contenders…it’s not unreasonable to fathom
The Bears are considered a tough team to beat at home? They’re not very good, I’d be very surprised if they won in Detroit
September 27th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
There is no question that the Texans are winning that division, right?
September 27th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
that’s what happens when you manage instead of coach.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
SG and her irrational Lions hate are perplexing.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
Teams win in spite of his managing at times..and he ruins decent pitchers.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
The Giants just won two games where their opponents both made multiple incredible, game changing mistakes. That happens in the NFL, of course, but that doesn’t make them a team that is playing well.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Megatron > Andre
Lions TE’s > Owen Daniels
Burleson and Young > Other Texan WR’s
Stafford > Shaub
Lions D > Texans D
Schwartz > Kubiak
September 27th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
Heh.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
I think the Indy dome combined with Freeney/Mathis made the line look worse than it is. I mean they are pretty bad, but not that much worse than they have had the last few years. I like Gilbert and Pouncey is a stud. They just need some decent guard play. Scott is what he is: a backup RT playing LT.
But all of those problems fade if Ben starts making better/quicker decisions. He is holding the ball a long time by his standards and making poor throws. Even some of his completions are not in the right spot.
Who is the back-up QB? You could slide Big Ben over to guard…
September 27th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
Yes, but the Ravens > Jets and Sanchize is going to continue to throw the ball into the ground 5 feet in front of his receivers. Last year he was Fraduchez to me, this year Sanchez is McNabb 2.0
September 27th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
Its funny to see the whiney Bears fans complain about the Lions Superbowl contending status. You guys need to chill the fuck out. Its week 3 and they’ve earned it thus far.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
There is no question that the Texans are winning that division, right?
If they don’t win it this year, they are never winning it with this coaching staff and personnel.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Doesn’t quite work this way, but I love the enthusiasm.
Hell, after what Matt Millen did to that franchise, I get it.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
that’s what happens when you manage instead of coach.
+1 internet argument
September 27th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
I really didn’t take much from the Giants win. I figure two bad defensive letdowns led to Giants TDs with Victor Cruz. You could argue the Jacobs touchdown was bad coverage by the linebacker, but it was just an unexpected play as well. Vick looked tentative most of the game, and that is a bad match with the suspect play-calling by the Eagles. Early, people. very early. The Giants looked like horseshit the previous two weeks. I do think the Eagles are just a decent team.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
I don’t hate the lions, dummy.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
I disagree. Kubiak’s a Shanahan clone. Anybody could run for 1,000 in his system.
/except Steve Slaton
September 27th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
I don’t think sportsgal irrationally hates anything. She usually has well-placed hate for things. If we’re talking about irrational hate, let’s glance at SC
September 27th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
The Giants burned the Eagles on the EXACT same play last year. Great call by Gilbride. I can imagine him noticing on Thursday that the Eagles were switching around their LBs again and thinking “thank you”.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
Its funny to see the whiney Bears fans complain about the Lions Superbowl contending status. You guys need to chill the fuck out. Its week 3 and they’ve earned it thus far.
+1 Superbowl Shuffle
September 27th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
I disagree. Kubiak’s a Shanahan clone. Anybody could run for 1,000 in his system.
/except Steve Slaton
In Steve Slaton’s defense, he would be classified as a dwarf in 22 states. And he had one good season in spite of that.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
Is he still alive?
Did he bang Kubiak’s wife or something? How did he get buried so badly in Houston?
September 27th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Yes, but the Ravens > Jets
ergo, titans (with britt) > jets
/banned
September 27th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
Any hate of the lions is irrational. They’ve verbena league’s punching bag for over a decade.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
They are difficult to beat at Soldier Field and you’ve said it yourself that strange things happen for them in that venue. They will likely lose in Detroit.
BY DOING WHAT EXACTLY? Beating three teams with the setting on Rookie? OK, Tampa they had it on Pro, but those other two teams are beyond awful. One of them took a 20 point comeback! They are NOT Super Bowl contenders. They are 5th in the pecking order in the NFC for that.
You’re calling a team that has a history of dogshit after 3 wins a Super Bowl contender. Think about that. Who on that roster has even sniffed a playoff game?
September 27th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
ergo, titans (with britt) > jets
Stop, you’re embarrassing yourself.
/TBL
September 27th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
vez, did you see my nontroversy contribution in the Erin Andrews thread? you’d be proud
September 27th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
Verbana? Damn you autocorrect.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
bartman 30 for 30 tonight, since we’ve mentioned industy wetrusty
September 27th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
last year? i know they ran that two years ago at Giants Stadium. It was a 75 yarder. there’s the Packers and everyone else, IMO.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
I could of said the same thing about the Blackhawks a couple years ago…..
September 27th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
That’s the game I was talking about…I’m pulling for Dallas on Sunday since I think the Lions are still looking 4-1 in the face even if they lose that one
September 27th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Arguing over dome guys grouping of NFL teams is almost as dumb as the manager/coach debate. The lions are 3-0. My God! How dare they be labeled “contenders.”
September 27th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
tj, i liked it, but i was trying to get folks to come up with alternative names for cunnilingus. was surprised they weren;t all over that
/prudes
September 27th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
megatron and Andre are equals IMO. I like the lions too but we should pump the breaks until we see them make it through a majority of a season without getting hurt.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
I keep this as well
September 27th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
which makes them even more impressive. on the road, at a divisional rival, and they came back. your logic is bad. go back to the drawing board.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
I give up. I blame the lack of a mobile site. Sorry guys.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
John Madden had 2 Stanley Cup rings. Andrew Ladd won a Cup. They’d all been the playoffs the year prior and got to the Conference Final.
The Lions have ZERO playoff experience. At least at their key positions. I’m sure there’s some offensive lineman or nickel corner that’s been to a playoff game with a team that wasn’t Detroit.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
i haven;t seen a roundup for awhile, but haven’t noticed dirt the rest of the day. any news on him, and what about banders?
September 27th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
tj, i liked it, but i was trying to get folks to come up with alternative names for cunnilingus. was surprised they weren;t all over that
/prudes
/pours one out for TST
September 27th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
The Lions are setting themselves up nicely to be another 5 seed to lose to the NFC West representative in the playoffs.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
SC can’t see because his face is buried in Jay Cutler’s crotch.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Yeah, on SNF last year.
Overall though, it’s going to be an uphill climb for that team this year because of the injuries. If they make the playoffs it will be amazing.
The Redskins are better, the Cowboys are decent if flawed, and the Eagles are massively talented if disjointed right now, but should get better as we go along (new coordinators, new personnel). What’s happened to this point really shouldn’t be shocking.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
AND LOST. Playoff experience is overrated in the NFL.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
I could of said the same thing about the Blackhawks a couple years ago…..
yes, you …..could of…but that would betray your slipping grasp on….things
September 27th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Beating their teams on their schedule, including two road games. Why don’t have a coke & a smile and calm down.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
only some guy named Kyle Vanden Bosch with the Titans..
September 27th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
I’m keeping this one
September 27th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
The Bears will be leaving the Lions game with rectal bleeding
September 27th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
I’m keeping this one
Don’t forget to put in safe place.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
All this and more coming up next, on As The TBL Turns..
September 27th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
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September 27th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
Cutlers ears will be bleeding 2 minutes in. Ford Field is gonna be so fucking loud.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Are you telling me you’re not from WNY but you live there currently? I didnt think that happened.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Ruh-roh
September 27th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
I’ll believe this when I see the citizens of Detroit actually show up to a sporting event. Again, they can’t even sell out Stanley Cup Final games. 79.1 capacity for Tigers games this year.
The Bears are going to lose, but it won’t be because of noise.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Eagles are top heavy like the Cowboys. Horrible linebacking, safeties, O-line. Not a lot of depth. Romo plays with a broken rib but the Dog-Killer can’t play with a bruised hand? Vick fumbles a lot with two hands I wonder how he’ll do with one good hand
September 27th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Vlad, it looks like you are going to successfully hold onto first place in the TBL Fantasy Baseball League. I thought I could make a little charge at the end of the season to move ahead, but it seems like every night that I got 1 point, you got at least 1 also.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
It’s a nice area to live. I lived out there for 13 years.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
Everyone goes on and on about the pressure Detroit brings but the Cowboys lead the league in sacks. Stafford is gonna get hit a lot on Sunday.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
well done vladdy. is that for cash?
September 27th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
Check the statistics on the attendance of Lions games.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Thanks for the competition. Hopefully TST has it again next year. Would like to go for the 3-peat.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Overall though, it’s going to be an uphill climb for that team this year because of the injuries. If they make the playoffs it will be amazing.
The Redskins are better, the Cowboys are decent if flawed, and the Eagles are massively talented if disjointed right now, but should get better as we go along (new coordinators, new personnel). What’s happened to this point really shouldn’t be shocking.
Eagles are top heavy like the Cowboys. Horrible linebacking, safeties, O-line. Not a lot of depth. Romo plays with a broken rib but the Dog-Killer can’t play with a bruised hand? Vick fumbles a lot with two hands I wonder how he’ll do with one good hand
once the packers set the bar with sb title after so many injuries, no predictions will be welcome
September 27th, 2011 at 1:49 PM
I was about to give him an imaginary high five when I saw he said the exact opposite thing last year. Talk about pandering.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:51 PM
Thanks for the competition. Hopefully TST has it again next year. Would like to go for the 3-peat.
If he wants to do it again next year, I’ll be game. It’s kind of funny to look at the league summary and see that I’m the only person who’s made any moves at all in the last three weeks.
If I had dropped Lilly, Garcia and Lyles earlier, my WHIP and ERA probably wouldn’t be as inflated as they are. That I held onto them for as long as I did probably cost me any chance of ever getting out of second place.
Congrats on the win.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:51 PM
WHAT THE FUCK! I turn on the tv this afternoon and Time Warner has gone and re-arranged the channel lineup. FUCK YOU ASSHOLES!
September 27th, 2011 at 1:51 PM
The Cowboys Giants and Eagles will all improve as the year goes on, I think this is the best the Redskins will be. I don’t see them improving much but they do still have the better defense of the four teams. In other words, I have zero clue how the East will turn out.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
/First World Problems
September 27th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
yeah butters, i forgot to add the tag /white man problems
September 27th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
As a die hard Saints honk, even I have to admit…
NFC Teams
1. Packers
2. (large chasm)
3. Saints
4. Lions
September 27th, 2011 at 1:55 PM
this is the guy who hates baseball stats discussion. don’t use facts.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
all of this. my hope is that the Eagles and the Cowboys continue to rely on throwing the ball.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Touche. I forgot.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
/First World Problems
Your cell phone is going to space! Can you give it a second to get there?!
September 27th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
Detroit was 29th in the league last year in home attendance. THEY’VE HAD ONE FUCKING HOME GAME THIS YEAR MORONS.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
Detroit was 29th in the league last year in home attendance. THEY’VE HAD ONE FUCKING HOME GAME THIS YEAR MORONS.
/moderated
//you’re all still idiots
September 27th, 2011 at 2:00 PM
SC I liked it more when you gave out random Drayton McLane facts and engaged ATL_Badger.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Doesn’t nearly excuse you make about the bandwagon Blackhawk fans apply to the Lions dealing with the Ford/Millen era?
September 27th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
Do you know what 3-0 team is better than the Lions? The Bills. They’ve actually played a top tier team and beat them.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
Eagles are 2nd in rushing attempts so far this seaason. They need to give Shady 22 rushes per game.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
They NEED bandwagon fans. Just like the Hawks needed them. Detroit doesn’t have the people to fill the building. At least not ones that can afford a ticket. That sounds mean, but it’s the truth.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Bear cubs wrestling!
September 27th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Should I send you a check or will cash suffice?
September 27th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Hey SC…you say DET is 5th in the NFC pecking order. Which 4 teams do you think are better?
September 27th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Oh yeah, thanks BrawnyTom
September 27th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
They can’t play a lick of defense though, I’d take the Lions to beat them if they matched up
September 27th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
wait, are you making a BCS argument?
Lions = Boise State.
/SG
/
September 27th, 2011 at 2:05 PM
RACIST!!!! And for the last time. The majority of fans who attend Detroit sporting events do not live in Detroit. But rather the Detroit Metro area. Which believe it or not has many highly wealthy residents within Oakland County.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Detroit doesn’t have the people to fill the building. At least not ones that can afford a ticket. That sounds mean, but it’s the truth.
/puts on asshole engagery hat
Not really. There are more than 60,000 rich people living in the Detroit suburbs.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Green Bay, New Orleans, Atlanta and Philadelphia. Especially since the Lions will almost certainly be playing these playoff games on the road as a wildcard team.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
I’m a Bills fan and I agree with this. The Bills can be exposed by a good outside running game. Their strength is stuffing the run up the middle. Their pass defense is generally weak. prevent bullshit
September 27th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Also, being a Bears fan has nothing to do with questioning a high ranking for the Lions. Unlike most of you morons, I’ve actually watched the Lions play football and am making a statement solely based on seeing them play. Bite me, dick wads.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
MY CONJECTURE IS MORE CORRECT THAN YOUR CONJECTURE, DAMMIT!
September 27th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
No. Have you watched them play? Have you seen that offensive line? Atlanta isn’t even the 2nd best team in their own division.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
oh yeah, i know. but they should be first by miles.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
The Lions are better than Atlanta. Atlanta should be 0-3. Not sure how they won that Philly game.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Agree with you there, it would help Vick and the O-Line if McCoy continued to get the ball. He’s running like he’s got a fire under his ass. He was consistently getting 8-10 yards per carry against the Giants.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:09 PM
And for the last time. The majority of fans who attend Detroit sporting events do not live in Detroit. But rather the Detroit Metro area. Which believe it or not has many highly wealthy residents within Oakland County.
Duffy is a Lions fan?
September 27th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
what about just their running backs? i am sure vick pulling it down and running adds to their total.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
You can buy four 40 yard line lower bowl season tickets for $400. Tickets are affordable. They won’t be after this season though.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
It was in Atlanta. That’s how.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
which is what was funny about that first MNF game in New Orleans. almost the entire dome was full of people not from NO.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
It was in Atlanta. That’s how.
Yes.. that vaunted home field advantage Atlanta is famous for. 30% of that crowd were Philly transplants/Eagles fans. Or there to see their favorite player, Mike Vick.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:12 PM
GTFO with that nonsense. ATL is 1-2 and their only win came against the overrated Eagles (also 1-2) who had to put in their back up QB.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
The Falcons aren’t so good, they lost by freaking 18 to the Bears…you’re basically saying that the Lions aren’t as good as the 2010 playoff teams as if there isn’t over 50% upheaval in those clubs annually
September 27th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
which is what was funny about that first MNF game in New Orleans. almost the entire dome was full of people not from NO.
Where is Fuck Da Eagles Heather from?
September 27th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
What the fuck does this have to do with anything?
September 27th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
What the fuck does this have to do with anything?
SC made the asinine point that there weren’t enough people living in the Detroit area who could afford tickets to fill Ford Field.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
That’s affordable if you have a decent amount of discretionary income. That’s actually not affordable to most people.
/i just heard the word “funner” used in a commercial.
//Grammar has gone down the toilet
September 27th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
100% guarantee that Monday night game in Ford Field features empty seats. There is no doubt in my mind. And yeah, again, the Bears will probably lose that game.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
That was the most overplayed story line about that game. They found like 5 fans wearing Vick jerseys and claimed this to be proof that Atlanta still loves Vick. But then the entire crowd booed his ass during the game.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Your welcome BB, not sure for what though.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
go browns!
September 27th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
100% guarantee that Monday night game in Ford Field features empty seats. There is no doubt in my mind. And yeah, again, the Bears will probably lose that game
Care to make a wager on that?
September 27th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
You should read more carefully before making inaccurate accusations regarding what other people say. It’s on the list of your primary faults.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
The first Monday night game in Detroit in how long? With the Lions sporting a winning record? I’d bet the house that game is sold out.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
People thought that about Buffalo when they hosted Dallas on Monday night a couple years ago. Not an empty seat in the house.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
and not shockingly, the people with that kinda money generally don’t want to go out to games. they have 60inch tvs with surround sound
September 27th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Yes.. that vaunted home field advantage Atlanta is famous for. 30% of that crowd were Philly transplants/Eagles fans. Or there to see their favorite player, Mike Vick.
My favorite part of that broadcast was how almost every single person the camera panned to who was wearing a Vick Falcon’s jersey was black while every single person they panned to wearing a Matt Ryan jersey was white.
Real subtle ESPN. Real subtle.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Jay Doughboy Cutler should fear for his safety from Suh, Fairley and crew more than how many empty seats. Lions are going to want revenge for last year.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
You should read more carefully before making inaccurate accusations regarding what other people say. It’s on the list of your primary faults.
What point were you making here then? Or is my reading comprehension that bad?
“Detroit doesn’t have the people to fill the building. At least not ones that can afford a ticket. That sounds mean, but it’s the truth.”
September 27th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
There are plenty of Detroit Lions fans to fill Ford Field. They stopped showing up the past few years as a protest because the organization was a pile of shit and the Fords had fans ejected for “Fire Millen” signs, and the economy was in the shitter.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Cowboys have a national fan base. Check LeBron’s twitter from last night. The Bears don’t carry that national following and many of them will not travel from Chicago to Detroit for a Monday Night Football game.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Personally, I dont consider any NFL ticket ‘affordable’.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
i smell a bet
September 27th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Actually that would be $12.50 a game per seat so I think my math was off. It’s more like $800. I’m pretty sure there are plenty of people with 3 friends who would chip in for season tickets for $25 a game.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
They’ll probably get it. The Lions should absolutely be at least 4.5 point favorites in that game.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
00% guarantee that Monday night game in Ford Field features empty seats.
i smell a bet
Sorry… I’ve already got dibs…. SC has gone off the rails in this thread.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
wow. that is so not true. half the silverdome used to be bears fans.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
2001. The Greatest Show on Turf absolutely beat the fuck out of them.
And this is for SC – The MNF game in Detroit sold out in late August.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
I saw your RT about the wrestling bear cubs, and posted it in here but forgot to mention you in the posting of it, so it got broken up. I don’t think anyone saw it in here anyway.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Bills ranked #6 in Espn’s power rankings. 1 spot ahead of the Jets!
/dougies
//Lions #4 right behind the Patriots
September 27th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
And this is for SC – The MNF game in Detroit sold out in late August.
…. wow. just wow.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
In fact, the game sold out in 45 minutes.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
There’s a better chance of the Big House having an empty seat against OSU this year than there being an empty seat at Ford for MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
add in parking and food costs and it’s closer to $1k…but still quite affordable for most in the season ticket market.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
SC.. still waiting for you to tell me what my “inaccurate accusation” was.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
My apologies. I went back and re-read your post. It said “season tickets” not “single-game tickets”..
anyhoo..
/nothing to see here
//keep walking
September 27th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Oh, I missed the part where you said SEASON tickets. Yeah thats very affordable.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
we pay 125 for ours. this was after the 7500 for PSLs. anyway. trying to resell them for face value is a bitch.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Fuck PSLs
September 27th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
28.) Detroit 60,040 / 93.1%
What would you like to bet? That’s the attendance number for Detroit this year. It was worse last year. There will 100% be empty seats in that building on October 10th. If that counter doesn’t get past 124,540 then you lose the bet.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
This is awesome.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
100% guarantee that Monday night game in Ford Field features empty seats.
If the Lions beat the Cowboys this week, that place will be sold out before next Monday. Who cares WHERE the fans come from as long as the stadium is full. You think EVERYONE who goes to a Packer game is from GB?
September 27th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
I tried to get tickets for this game as my BF is going (his friend has season tickets). The only ones available are from brokers selling them for 3 times face.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
agreed, but at the same time, i stand to inherit my grandfather’s so hopefully the browns get better.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
28.) Detroit 60,040 / 93.1%
What would you like to bet? That’s the attendance number for Detroit this year. It was worse last year. There will 100% be empty seats in that building on October 10th. If that counter doesn’t get past 124,540 then you lose the bet.
Going down with this ship, eh? Seriously, what do you want to wager?
September 27th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
and he’s going to hang his hat on the fans that show up, which is disingenuous. most new stadiums have a lot of corporate owned seats and people just don’t show.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Is this how SC deals with his team sucking – being irrationally aggressive towards other teams?
September 27th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
What would you like to bet? That’s the attendance number for Detroit this year.
For one home game… against the Chiefs.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY THERE WILL BE EMPTY SEATS. This is simple economics that no one seems to understand.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
No way?!
/new Yankee Stadium’d
September 27th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
It’s how you win a bet, Sparty.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Well in that case, thank you BB for getting that video out to the masses.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY THERE WILL BE EMPTY SEATS. This is simple economics that no one seems to understand.
Just concede that you wrong SC… it’s okay man.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
agreed, but at the same time, i stand to inherit my grandfather’s so hopefully the browns get better.
Does this mean you won’t miss him when he dies? I know I won’t miss mine.
/kernel bromes
September 27th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
I’m not wrong. And your insistence that you are right is why you consistently have the most comments in a thread. Because you have never been wrong. All I have to do is ask you.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
If that counter doesn’t get past 124,540 then you lose the bet.
There’s no way Ford Field seats that many people. 65-70K. Tops.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Its either that, or jump on the bandwagon of another team
/baseball’d
September 27th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Reading this thread > studying for my 5PM certification exam
September 27th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
This is the most asinine “argument” ever. Both facts are equally true… 1) The game WILL be sold out and 2) There WILL be empty seats because 100% of the people will not show.
You dummies are just going in circles.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
THERE ARE EMPTY SEATS AT EVERY BLACKHAWKS GAME. LOTS OF PEOPLE BUY TICKETS BUT END UP NOT GOING TO THE GAME. THE EMPTY, PURCHASES SEATS STILL COUNT TOWARDS ATTENDANCE.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:28 PM
I’m not wrong. And your insistence that you are right is why you consistently have the most comments in a thread.
So NDubs’s link is bullshit? You’re something else man.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
Thank you SG.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
That was stated wrong, I meant that not all 100% will show.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Regards,
Florida Marlins ownership
September 27th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
I’m trying to make some scratch here, Beef. No harsh my mellow.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
*purchased not purchases
September 27th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
i wish i had a mellow that could be harshed.
/counts down to 5pm
September 27th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
haha, you guys will never agree to the details and make it official though.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
Even Green Bay has less than 100% attendance this year. This would have been the easiest bet of all time to win. There’s only 8 teams in the entire NFL that have packed the house this season for all their home games.
And sportsgal, I’m using the gate numbers, not the tickets sold.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
No one is ever right in hand to hand troll combat.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
I wish I was at home and high and playing FIFA ’12 right now.
/looks at clock
//taps foot impatiently
September 27th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
haha, you guys will never agree to the details and make it official though.
Camera pans across the crowd… 3 empty seats are seen because those guys went to take a piss. SC WAS RIGHT!
September 27th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
This video here is among the best on the internet. Witness greatness.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
Who cares about the MNF game…the Thanksgiving game will be the real show.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
Fixed for accuracy
September 27th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
But be prepared for the public opinion to turn on Bradford even though the difference between 2010 and 2011 is not Bradford
If Bradford played for the Jets, Giants, or Pats, he would be on more covers than Sanchez or Brady and would be called the next Montana or Young.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
The capacity of Ford Field is 64,500 people. The 125,540 number is the first game’s attendance figure (60,040) added to the capacity of the stadium. So, anyone really want to embark on a losing venture? I’ll gladly change your avatars or take the money (that you probably wouldn’t end up paying anyways).
September 27th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
if the browns still have a bunch of those teams on their schedule (incl seattle and STL), shouldn’t they be moved up a tier since they’ll have more opportunities for winning games than say…the jets/bills who still have to play the pats and bills/jets as well as tougher conferences?
/picking nits
September 27th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Great point.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Aaron Rodgers gets his revenge against the Ford Field turf!
September 27th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
I made an excellent point about the Lions not being Super Bowl contenders and it’s being overshadowed by a retarded conversation about attendance. I hate all of you.
Did anyone see Trey Parker and Matt Stone on 60 Minutes? Pretty interesting interview.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
SC has irrational hate of the Lions, not SG.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
I’d rather be working and making some cash than sitting at home studying for a lame ass test. I haven’t had a steady job in over a year. it blowwwwwwwwwwwwws
September 27th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
So did I. But Lisk isn’t here to defend the label. I tried on Twitter. I didn’t understand his response.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
I posted a link to wrestling bear cubs and it was overshadowed by a retarded conversation about attendance. I especially thought you would have seen it.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
And there’s been 152 comments since I refreshed. I’m an idiot.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
The capacity of Ford Field is 64,500 people. The 125,540 number is the first game’s attendance figure (60,040) added to the capacity of the stadium. So, anyone really want to embark on a losing venture? I’ll gladly change your avatars or take the money
You said that they wouldn’t sell out the MNF game though? What does that have to do with them not selling out the first game?
September 27th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
This is the most asinine “argument” ever.
So it beats the one from this morning? TBL said I should be embarrassed for asserting that there is a difference between a manager and a coach. I’m still not embarrassed, just, you know, for the record.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
no…but good lookin’ out. ill have to watch it online later.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Why would you do that? If someone paid for a ticket, it gets counted regardless of whether or not they show up. EVERY team uses paid tickets for their attendance numbers.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Original point made by SC:
Ok, that didn’t work – try again:
Nailed it…
September 27th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Why would you do that?
Because he knows he’s wrong and he’s just grasping at straws.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
I’m done attempting to explain this to you Badger. It’s quite plain in that paragraph. Read it a few more times, eventually you will understand it.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Did anyone see Trey Parker and Matt Stone on 60 Minutes? Pretty interesting interview.
Link? I’d love to see that.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Because the number 125,540 represents the actual first game figure with a projected sellout for the second game.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
these arguments are what we like to call dick-measuring contests.. everybody loses.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
I missed that one, what was the argument?
September 27th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
I’m done attempting to explain this to you Badger. It’s quite plain in that paragraph. Read it a few more times, eventually you will understand it.
I’ll gladly admit when I’m wrong. But you’re being an idiot. They’ve already sold out the game. See comment 261. Still waiting for you to point out my “inaccurate accusations” as well.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
I missed that one, what was the argument?
For the benefit of everyone here, I won’t rehash it. Just go to the Ozzie Guillen post.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
What’s there to defend? He must think they’re a good enough team to contend for a Super Bowl probably due to some mix of offense scoring points, defense not allowing points and them not making mistakes
For an idea that I liked because it eliminated stupid internet debates over power rankings between #s 12 and 15 it’s apparent now that it’s impossible to eliminate
September 27th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
Why can’t we have some boob measuring contests?
September 27th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
I thought it had something to do with the Cubs baseball team, not actually baby bears. My bad.
/watching now
September 27th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
Because Detroit can’t fill a building for a sporting event. Which is where this whole tangent stems from. There were empty seats in 2008 and 2009 for the SCF. A MNF for the first time in 10 years qualifies as a large event. You would hope they could pack the building.
I was also trying to win a bet. Using gate numbers is a very easy way to accomplish that.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Why can’t we have some boob measuring contests?
/signs up as judge.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Because the number 125,540 represents the actual first game figure with a projected sellout for the second game.
Again, why are we talking about the first game? It didn’t sell out. I never said otherwise.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Amen. Only time a Steelers fan and I will agree all season.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Gotcha, I’ll check it out at some point.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Way to go Ben! Simple math rocks!
September 27th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
SC: MNF won’t sell out.
Me: It’s already sold out
SC: Doesn’t matter, they didn’t sell out the first game
Me: So?
SC: I’m right.
So it’s settled, I guess.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Butters, I just think they’re playoff contenders. I don’t think they’re Super Bowl contenders. The easiest way for me to justify that is that they would have to beat either New Orleans or Green Bay on the road to do that.
Now, if I ask you a straight forward question, just give me an answer. Do you think that the Detroit Lions could beat the Green Bay Packers OR the New Orleans Saints in a road playoff game?
I don’t think they can. At the very least, I think they would be heavy underdogs. That’s my justification for placing them outside the realm of Super Bowl contender. This is after three weeks of sample size.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
That’s the only math they teach at University of Iowa?
September 27th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
My guess is that counter runs consecutively for the season. It requires a subtraction of the first game from the total once both games are in the books. If you subtract the first game from the total after two games, you get the attendance of the second game.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
What would happen if Suh literally kills Cutler on a clean hit? SC’s head explodes?
September 27th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Jesus fucking Christ, Badger. You are a fucking moron. Read Ben’s comment. It explains it even clearer than I did.
Does anyone else not realize where the 125K figure came from? I sure as shit hope not.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
The Bears get a better draft pick in the 2012 NFL Draft. Which they will promptly screw up unless they are gift wrapped another offensive lineman like last year.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Jesus fucking Christ, Badger. You are a fucking moron.
Very constructive.
“How dare you not understand something that someone else explained better than I did!”
September 27th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
They can’t score on those two defenses? I think the Packers will improve as the season goes along but there are still problems in that secondary…so my answer is yes
September 27th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Drafting a firefighter is the worst draft screwup of all.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
I never took a math class at Iowa, traderjack. I’m sure you could locate their course offerings on the school’s website though. Good luck.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
And yet, you’ve failed to understand it for a good 30 minutes now. Do you realize now why everyone seems to argue with you? I hope so. I’ll do my best not to argue these things with you. It has devalued this portion of my day.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
this was the wastiest of wasted time i’ve spent here
September 27th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
OK. Then we just disagree. That’s cool too.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
And yet, you’ve failed to understand it for a good 30 minutes now. Do you realize now why everyone seems to argue with you? I hope so. I’ll do my best not to argue these things with you. It has devalued this portion of my day.
Anyone else going to back me up here? Or am I wrong?
September 27th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
“Detroit doesn’t have the people to fill the building. At least not ones that can afford a ticket. That sounds mean, but it’s the truth.”
“And this is for SC – The MNF game in Detroit sold out in late August.”
Yeah. I’m was really off my rocker with what I was saying. Silly me.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Anyone else going to back me up here? Or am I wrong?
It’s kind of hard to see through the capitalized letters and name calling. I think you’re both right but you’re each stating something different. You’re saying you’re right because the game is sold out. SC is saying he’s right because there will still be empty seats, which seems to be a reasonable assumption as there are empty seats, even if it’s less than a dozen, at almost every single game in every single sport.
In summation, you’re both right.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
You’re both wrong.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
You’re both wrong.
Or that. That’s also possible.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Here is the link to the 60 Minutes piece on Parker and Stone for those interested.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
and two wrongs don’t make a right
i did understand the 125k figure, and i also thought using empty seats was a loophole play
so zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
September 27th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
That about sums it up perfectly. Thank you ms and SG.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
much appreciated.
September 27th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
Fine. I will concede it’s not a sellout if a bus full of fans who paid for their tickets breaks down on the way to the game.
September 27th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Here is the link to the 60 Minutes piece on Parker and Stone for those interested.
Thanks SG.
September 27th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Is the link you emailed me going to make me cry?
September 27th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Telling sportsgal thanks gets me moderated? Ok then…
September 27th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
This is where you’re having the disconnect. SC isn’t arguing that it won’t be a sell out. He is simply arguing that there will be EMPTY SEATS. He’s trying to win a bet, and you’re trying to win a point that he never made.
September 27th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
That’s not a nice thing to say about photos of Spencer’s Billy Baroo
September 27th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Tier One (The SUper Bowl Favorites)
Buffalo (3-0)
Detroit (3-0)
Keep it so until further notice.
September 27th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
That video of the baby bears is fucking adorable. Thank you, BB.
September 27th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
I was born there and moved when I was 28. Couldnt find a job. Sucks, i’d go back in a heartbeat.
September 27th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
What area? I lived right between Buffalo and Rochester for a long time. If I can get some money and a job, I’d move back.
September 27th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
No problem. A bear cub is totally on my list of wanted pets to own if they wouldn’t grow up and be able to eat you.
September 27th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Always fun to stumble across an online argument between two synthesized internet personas. Absolutely fascinating stuff, guys.
September 27th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
/keep it going, guys! this is great stuff!