Slam’s Delonte West Profile Accidentally Features Redeeming Social Value
Gracious, for a while there, at the top of its story about Delonte West, the former Cleveland Cavalier, it appeared as though Slam was going to fall into every celebrity-profile trap known. The headline and subhed does the story no favors, first off. “The Real Mr. West: Spend a day with Delonte West in his native Washington, D.C., and it becomes clear that the caricature so often presented of him has little in common with what he’s actually like.” That sounds like dummy text left on a story budget from 20 minutes after the story was assigned. In fact, you can play a Mad Libs version of this headline on any profile ever written: “The Real (Honorific) (Surname of Story Subject): Spend a day with (Full Name of Story Subject) in (Possessive Pronoun) (Subject’s Home Town) and it becomes clear that the caricature” etc.
There’s a reason that the celebrity profile is considered a zombie journalistic form; whereas writers used to spend months crawling around in their subjects’ lives, these days time and publicity-handlers confine scribes to quick-hit ginned-up media encounters, and the result usually feels like an overwrought account of a blind date chaperoned by the subject’s stepmother. The top of Tzvi Twersky’s story has that feel of too much reach, not enough grab. We’re in an Escalade, cruising around the District, and West is shaking the specter of an unfortunate 2009 traffic stop that turned up a small arsenal in his Spyder. The author catches an instant case of Stockholm Syndrome, comparing West’s sentence of home detention and constant court monitoring with … well …
We feel free, here in Abe Lincoln’s marble shadow, because Delonte West is finally free.
Oh.
But once the rhapsodizing dribbles out, we get to the candy center: A rich account of how West, tripping one night on the Seroquel that treats his bipolar disorder, decided to load up three guns, including a shotgun in a guitar case, and hit the freeway barely able to stay awake — and then flag down a police car. “I tell the officer I’m not functioning well and I’m transporting weapons,” West tells Twersky. In hindsight, better decisions could have been made.
But here we have a great subtext emerging, and one that could have been explored more deeply. I haven’t seen the police report, but let’s take West at his word here, because the story he told doesn’t exactly make him sound like a genius. If West is suffering from a diagnosed mental illness, and is on prescribed medication for said illness, and approaches an agent of the law to explain that he’s having trouble driving — then what the hell good is arresting him? West wouldn’t be the first person to be picked on for having a mental health condition, and certainly not the first to be picked up for the same. But it’s worth noting that, despite harming precisely no one, West likely became another example of the criminalization of mental illness in America. Now he’s stigmatized as not just sick, but criminal. More than the usual ego-strokejob, this is, surprise, a worthwhile story, once it outgrows its celebrity-profileness.
Also, you gotta love this tantalizing non-denial denial quietly tucked between parentheses near the end:
Listening to those who know him speak and watching him finesse three different crowds of kids in one day, as he’s done multiple days this summer, West’s reputation as a crazy, gun-wielding, mother-fucking (“Who knows where that rumor came from? Who knows who really started it,” is what he’ll say on the topic of Gloria James) basketball player couldn’t seem further from the truth.


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September 21st, 2011 at 5:56 PM
I think that first word is an exclamation and, therefore, should be follow by a . or a ! rather than launching into the sentence. It’s rather confusing with the punchation the way ’tis. Other than that I’ll just wait and see if NDub is around
September 21st, 2011 at 6:05 PM
So if an alcoholic gets a DUI, hurting precisely no one, isn’t that also criminalization of an illness? Both examples need to be taken off the street until proven otherwise. It’s an example of making the street a safer place to drive, nothing more. You’re reading too much into it and trying to make a point that isn’t there.
September 21st, 2011 at 6:11 PM
I have no memory or particular interest in what got Delonte arrested but if he was driving around in DC with 3 loaded guns it seems somewhat disingenuous to say he was arrested for his mental illness
September 21st, 2011 at 6:12 PM
I thought the same thing…but I was going to try to make fun of Eifling while replying. Good work.
September 21st, 2011 at 6:17 PM
Has there been a post or discussion yet of Uncle Luke suing Nevin Shapiro for slander? That is magnificent
September 21st, 2011 at 6:21 PM
link starkweather?
September 21st, 2011 at 6:23 PM
Here’s one
September 21st, 2011 at 6:26 PM
I’m not sure what just happened there.
September 21st, 2011 at 6:29 PM
Leave it Eifling to write a decent post about a good subject, but fail to copy and paste the most important part and miss out on a good part of the context.
September 21st, 2011 at 6:36 PM
thx. suing someone in prison is like the most worth-while thing anyone cuold do. And judging by the amount he couldnt take it to the federal level. Attorneys fees outweigh gains by about 10-1
September 21st, 2011 at 6:37 PM
least worth while..
September 21st, 2011 at 6:39 PM
Luke just absolutely hates Shapiro and wants to defend The U’s honor, too, while he’s at it. He’s got money to play with, it’s just a pride thing for him.
September 21st, 2011 at 6:48 PM
Actually that’s in there already, it just wasn’t formatted in italics.
/nobody reads the posts
September 21st, 2011 at 7:09 PM
To answer Ben80123′s exceedingly lazy analogy, no, West’s getting arrested is not the same thing as a drunk getting “taken off the street.” If West had been pulled over by the police, then I’d say he’s driving under the influence and should be subject to prosecution. (Also: alcohol is not prescribed to treat alcoholism.) In West’s instance, as he tells it, he instigated the contact with the police exactly because he knew he was a danger on the road. Now, if the weapons were unlicensed, loaded, whatever — that’s a different story, and without having the details of the prosecution handy, it’s not worth speculating on. But as for the driving bit, it ought to make all the difference that West was the one who stopped the cop to ask for help.
September 21st, 2011 at 7:31 PM
without having the details of the prosecution handy, it’s not worth speculating on
I don’t think you’re right, though, because that might be the entire prosecution. Gun laws in the District are pretty strict.
September 21st, 2011 at 7:41 PM
I had trouble focusing on the Delonte profile because I was humping Bron-Bron’s mom d-style while she read it to me.
September 22nd, 2011 at 8:18 AM
it’s not illegal to be mentally ill. but it is illegal to do illegal things even when the one doing them is mentally ill.
September 22nd, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Is he still banging LeBron’s mom?