Jerry Rice Has A Dog Football Video Game
The greatest wide receiver to ever live has his own football video game. How does Jerry Rice plan to take on John Madden? With puppies. Jerry Rice & Nitus’ Dog Football was released about a month ago and some of the promotional videos have been floating around for the better part of the year, but it looks like this story was largely ignored. It features Jerry Rice and other human characters playing quarterback in a 7-on-7 game between dogs. Quite frankly, it looks spectacular. I especially like the option to play in space. You know how dogs love space.
You can buy it on Amazon for just $31.70. No, this was not a sponsored post. I just think you need to know where you can buy a Jerry Rice dog video game.

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September 21st, 2011 at 1:47 PM
It has a killer raccoon!
September 21st, 2011 at 1:49 PM
I think I’m gonna wait for the price to come down before I purchase this one
September 21st, 2011 at 1:49 PM
I hope Michael Vick is a hidden character.
September 21st, 2011 at 1:51 PM
The big questions are can I hit late, is their an ambulance, is BO Jackson in the game and does it have a passing cone?
September 21st, 2011 at 1:52 PM
Any dog that can’t out maneuver a raccoon is just asking to be electrocuted…next pet up
Also it sounds like Jerry’s FUMBLING with a lot of those lines
/Never forget
September 21st, 2011 at 1:53 PM
The franchise mode can’t be that deep. The average career of a dog football player couldn’t be more than a year or two
September 21st, 2011 at 1:53 PM
I know it would be controversial as hell. But why isn’t there a dog fighting game? You could raise and breed em. Fight em, places bets, make scrilla and avoid the feds. Eventually put em down. Scout out then buy land and shit. Franchise modes across state lines. Undercover stuff. It would have everything! Online multi-player!
September 21st, 2011 at 1:55 PM
i’m at a loss for words.
September 21st, 2011 at 1:55 PM
They already made a dog-fighting game, but with dinosaurs…you’re just being greedy now
September 21st, 2011 at 1:55 PM
Adding Nitus’ endorsement on top of Rice’s will really increase the game’s popularity in the coveted “2-4 non-neutered male” demographic. Smart move.
September 21st, 2011 at 1:55 PM
I know it would be controversial as hell. But why isn’t there a dog fighting game?
because the areas of he country that still fight dogs can’t afford video games.
September 21st, 2011 at 1:56 PM
People don’t like dog fighting. Make it about a cat-fighting ring and you’ve got a hit video game
September 21st, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Is it possible Jerry Rice lines up wide, runs to one endzone while Joe Bernise Mountainana scurries to the other end zone and chucks a 100-yard TD?
September 21st, 2011 at 1:56 PM
I’m guessing you’ve never played any of the GTA games then?
September 21st, 2011 at 1:57 PM
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start
September 21st, 2011 at 1:57 PM
i guess i missed the dog fighting side missions in liberty city
September 21st, 2011 at 1:59 PM
No 30 lives for you.
September 21st, 2011 at 1:59 PM
OK, was GTA: Vice City one of the coolest games ever? Let’s not talk about what your favorite cool game is. Just Vice City.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:01 PM
That is the first (of three) reviews on Amazon.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:01 PM
In 1 player, there’s no select.
Vice City is pretty damn cool. In the top 5, but maybe not the coolest.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:02 PM
GTA: San Andreas
GTA: Vice City
GTA IV
GTA III
The rest of the GTA series
September 21st, 2011 at 2:03 PM
In college we played two player Dr. Mario as a drinking game, more fun than one would expect
September 21st, 2011 at 2:04 PM
If you’re already forcing dogs to play football against each other it doesn’t seem like the biggest turn to just make them fight instead. Research has shown that the amount of brain trauma a dog football player incurs by playing dog football before they are fully grown is even more damaging than being electrocuted. And by the time a dog is fully grown, they’re no good at dog football because they’re too far behind the curve. It’s a serious catch-22 that Jerry Rice, as commissioner, needs to address and quickly.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:04 PM
I hear Austin Collie is amazing in this game
/I’ll show myself out
September 21st, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Our drinking games involved Madden 02, Goldeneye/Perfect Dark and Mario Kart 64.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Perhaps my boundless love for Vice City stems from my utter fascination with the 80s at that time in my life.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:05 PM
I used to play that Wu-Tang knockoff of Mortal Kombat as a drinking game. I only wished it had more of their music in it instead of that boring score that RZA made
September 21st, 2011 at 2:06 PM
+1 point to Stark
September 21st, 2011 at 2:06 PM
The Dog fighting game would work and sell(In certain communities).So many possibilities. You could even be the Sheriff hunting down the rings.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:06 PM
So many hours spent on Kart 64 back in those days as well, as Donkey Kong I was Edwin Moses running the 400m hurdles of Frappe Snowland
September 21st, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Jesus christ. My favorites. My absolute favorites.
/hangs out with phillymantis915
September 21st, 2011 at 2:07 PM
“Let’s work it, dogs!”
Why does it look like Jerry Rice is wearing a Grateful Dead polo shirt?
September 21st, 2011 at 2:08 PM
GTA: San Andreas
GTA: Vice City
GTA IV
GTA III
The rest of the GTA series
which game is the one where one of the hidden rewards was getting to bang some whore in the back of some store?
September 21st, 2011 at 2:08 PM
I’ve played every Mario Kart Game, and 64 to me is still the best.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:10 PM
He likes to party.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:10 PM
That is the first (of three) reviews on Amazon.
Ribbit King is a much better drinking game.
The Big League Video Company:
Dog Fighting Video Game (Mortal Kombat)
Child trafficking Game (Lemmings)
Crack Baby Athletic Association (Blades of Steel)
Sim Mogadishu (self explanatory)
September 21st, 2011 at 2:10 PM
All of them???
September 21st, 2011 at 2:11 PM
September 21st, 2011 at 2:11 PM
All of them???
No… there was one where you could actually control the guy, and she was fully nude… etc. etc. It was a cheat code or something.
/not a video game officianado
September 21st, 2011 at 2:12 PM
Wasn’t Mario Kart DS just a reboot of one of the games?
September 21st, 2011 at 2:12 PM
That’s San Andreas, ATL_Badger. It even has it’s own special name: Hot Coffee. I still have that version of the game (they took it out after RockStar caught all kinds of hell for it) even though it’s for X-Box and I don’t own an X-Box anymore. I don’t know what I’m ever gonna do with it but it seems like at some point I’ll be able to fire it up again.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:14 PM
That’s San Andreas, ATL_Badger. It even has it’s own special name: Hot Coffee. I still have that version of the game (they took it out after RockStar caught all kinds of hell for it) even though it’s for X-Box and I don’t own an X-Box anymore. I don’t know what I’m ever gonna do with it but it seems like at some point I’ll be able to fire it up again.
ahh that’s right. That was some funny shit watching two cartoon characters going at it missionary style.
You didn’t make a dead toddler joke though, you’re slipping.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Guessing Alvin Barker wants to be paid like a top dog, even though he’s a #2 dog at best?
If Manning’s Best Friend gets injured is he replaced by Jim Corgi?
At safety for the Ravens is there a Boxer?
Philadelphia would have CB Lito Shepherd and P Jeff Beagle?
Then there is a dog breed called a McNab http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McNab_(dog)
/re-reads
//apologizes, submits anyway
September 21st, 2011 at 2:15 PM
No, it took the best courses from all of the games for each cup. The battle modes were pretty tight.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Ah, yes…I actually received a check for $35 because of a lawsuit settlement over this.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:16 PM
You didn’t make a dead toddler joke though, you’re slipping.
Wrong. I stepped my game up. It’s in there, you just have to look for it.
/It’s not in there
September 21st, 2011 at 2:17 PM
LOL – Here’s the “Hot Coffee” thing. NSFW, I guess.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:17 PM
damn, I missed the History Channel talk from the last thread. can we talk about that some more?
no?
fuck you guys then.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:19 PM
LOL – Here’s the “Hot Coffee” thing. NSFW, I guess.
TITTAYS
September 21st, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Is such a thing even possible?
Yes it is.
/Ancient Aliens’d
September 21st, 2011 at 2:20 PM
The funny part of the “Hot Coffee” mode was that it was only accessible with a cheat device. Finding internet porn would take roughly 1% of the effort as trying to hack your game so you could watch poorly animated polygon characters get it on.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Finding internet porn would take roughly 1% of the effort as trying to hack your game so you could watch poorly animated polygon characters get it on.
It’s more satisfying when you’ve earned it. And funnier
September 21st, 2011 at 2:21 PM
That is tight. Any Gears of War fans here? I know the new one came out and my roommate is all excited but I never played.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Our drinking games involved Madden 02, Goldeneye/Perfect Dark and Mario Kart 64
our drinking games involved getting some alcohol
September 21st, 2011 at 2:24 PM
I was sad to find a lack of polygon hooker banging in Red Dead Redemption
September 21st, 2011 at 2:26 PM
i believe vladdy was trying to expose wilhelm’s hypocrisy involving being more offended by dog fighting and carnage than GTA human on human carnage
but you;ve moved on
September 21st, 2011 at 2:27 PM
That too…but when there’s 12″ of snow and all of the bars are closed around you and it’s 10 degrees, you just want something to entertain you.
I’m a PS3 only dude. I’m getting Resistance 3 for my bday, that’ll take care of my alien killing quotient.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:29 PM
I was sad to find a lack of polygon hooker banging in Red Dead Redemption
The only thing that bugs me about that game, in fact. There are hookers everywhere but no sex? What the hell Marston
September 21st, 2011 at 2:29 PM
This was the last video game I played regularly before I became a parent.
I played San Andreas a little bit, and really liked it, but just couldn’t devote the time to it anymore.
/causes mayhem, steals Army tank, causes more mayhem
September 21st, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Tie one up to a train track and wait for the train. Theres a reward for that.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:31 PM
our drinking games involved getting some alcohol
I was too busy slipping my joystick into 10′s to concern myself with drinking games based on video games.
/meme’d
September 21st, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Tie one up to a train track and wait for the train. Theres a reward for that.
Arthur Blank used to do this back in the day.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:32 PM
i have to risk a duckworth, but the bosox are having ric flair in to motivate team
September 21st, 2011 at 2:33 PM
Tie one up to a train track and wait for the train. Theres a reward for that.
I found the jackalope but couldn’t kill the fucking thing. I think I tried to catch it at first and that’s where I fucked up. It got away
September 21st, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Have you been to the mountains to kill Harry and the rest of the Hendersons?
September 21st, 2011 at 2:40 PM
Is that really something that can be done, YYSA? I will go home tonight and try for that
September 21st, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Well there are like 10 Sasquatches up there that you can kill. But watch out they will fuck you up.
September 21st, 2011 at 2:45 PM
I didn’t know about the sasquatches. I downloaded that new add-on content but I haven’t actually played it since the zombies thing came out
September 21st, 2011 at 2:52 PM
Yea just go up to the snow/talltrees area and hunt around. They will find you. If I remember correctly after you kill all 10 you get to hear a sob story from one about the delicacy of consuming human babies. Then you can shoot him.