Week 2 NFL Power Rankings
Is the league really balanced with over half (18) of the teams starting 1-1, or is it a result of the early schedule? So far, over half the teams I have rated in the top two tiers have a loss. However, only one of those is the result of what we might consider an upset (Tennessee over Baltimore), and all the other losses among the top tiers are to each other. Baltimore was playing without 2 of their top 3 corners Sunday, and veteran quarterback Matt Hasselbeck took advantage at home. I’m not lowering Baltimore, yet, based on that loss because of the quality of their week 1 win.
I didn’t have much movement in my rankings this week, with only 5 teams changing tiers. I did decide not to restrict the tiers to specific numbers of teams in each tier, so that also accounts for some of that adjustment. This week, on the other hand, will confirm whether the teams we think for good will hold true. Seven of the road teams could be favored (Ravens/Rams is off the board but I anticipate they will be slightly favored at St. Louis) and there are several games between top tier teams and perceived bottom feeders.
TIER ONE (Super Bowl Favorites)
New England Patriots (2-0): Vince Wilfork jumped that route better than most corners. We’ll see if the loss of Aaron Hernandez for a few games affects the Patriots offense.
Green Bay Packers (2-0): The defense is a concern, but Tramon Williams and Nick Collins missed that game. Collins is done for the year, but Williams should return soon. The offense continues to make plays and they overcame an early 13-0 deficit on the road.
TIER TWO (Super Bowl Contenders)
New Orleans Saints (1-1): The Saints got back in the win column as expected by battering Jay Cutler and making enough big plays on offense.
New York Jets (2-0): Jason Hill has to go down as one of the weakest trash talkers in history. Handled Jacksonville in convincing fashion despite offensive turnovers.
Philadelphia Eagles (1-1): They dominated a large portion of the game against Atlanta, but key turnovers and the loss of Michael Vick sunk them late. This ranking pends hearing news of Vick’s return.
San Diego Chargers (1-1): The Chargers played a Chargers-like game against the Patriots, actually containing the offense after a hot start by Tom Brady, but squandering numerous opportunities.
Baltimore Ravens (1-1): The loss of two corners made Nate Washington a one week star, and the team suffered a letdown after the big win over the Steelers.
TIER THREE (Playoff Contenders)
Pittsburgh Steelers (1-1): We won’t get a good barometer on the Steelers for a few weeks, as the Seahawks are horrible and they now get the Colts.
Detroit Lions (2-0): They did what good teams do to really bad ones–put them away. Stafford won’t have it as easily this week against Minnesota’s front.
Houston Texans (2-0): They won a game on the road in which they didn’t necessarily play well all the way through, which is a good sign that this team is a contender.
Dallas Cowboys (1-1): Without Dez Bryant and with Romo playing with a cracked rib and punctured lung, this team still managed to come back after a horrible start.
Chicago Bears (1-1): The third tough game in a row awaits Chicago, and the offensive line will now be without Gabe Carimi.
Atlanta Falcons (1-1): They were in danger of getting ran out of the building against the Eagles, but came back and put together some nice drives with Michael Turner runs.
TIER FOUR (Average Teams)
Buffalo Bills (2-0): The Bills won the most entertaining game on Sunday in an old AFL shootout with the Raiders.
Oakland Raiders (1-1): Denarius Moore = stud.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-1): Through six quarters in 2011, this team looked like it was in trouble, but a second half comeback and another late Josh Freeman touchdown drive saved them.
Washington Redskins (2-0): Rex Grossman reverted to some bad play, but they were able to survive a close game against Arizona.
Miami Dolphins (0-2): The Dolphins have lost two competitive games at home against playoff teams. Dan Carpenter missed 2 very makeable field goals that were crucial against Houston.
New York Giants (1-1): Hardly a great performance against St. Louis, but they got the result.
TIER FIVE (Below Average But Competitive, Playoff Contender in NFC West)
Tennessee Titans (1-1): Was week 2 a sign of things to come or the result of Baltimore injuries in the secondary and a letdown? I’ll bump them a tier and see if they handle business at home against Denver.
Minnesota Vikings (0-2): If games were 30 minutes, the Vikings would be awesome.
Arizona Cardinals (1-1): If the Cardinals are going to contend for the NFC West spot, they have to go win against a team like Seattle on the road.
Carolina Panthers (0-2): Two games, two closes losses where Cam Newton threw for a lot of yards. I’ll have more on Carolina and other 0-2 teams later, but I’m bumping them up a tier based on how teams that throw the ball well but lose twice do the rest of the year. Newton was limping yesterday and we’ll see if he is on the injury report, but could be Newton vs. Gabbert this week.
Denver Broncos (1-1): They had a lot of injuries and were able to survive against Cincinnati, so that’s an improvement over last year.
Cincinnati Bengals (1-1): Andy Dalton has played well, but throwing to receivers other than A.J. Green was not as productive.
St. Louis Rams (0-2): Has Greg Salas had a play this year that he either didn’t fumble or drop the ball?
Cleveland Browns (1-1): They proved they were better than the Colts.
TIER SIX (Bad Teams)
San Francisco 49ers (1-1): The positives: they jumped to a lead against Dallas. The negatives: despite the lead, and Cowboys’ injury issues, they couldn’t hold it. I also hate the phrase, “don’t take points off the board.” That decision shows how little Harbaugh trusts his offense.
Jacksonville Jaguars (1-1): Well, that didn’t take long. Luke McCown was who we thought he was, and now it appears it is Blaine Gabbert time.
Indianapolis Colts (0-2): Jim Caldwell is now 0-2 after being promoted to head coach of the Colts.
TIER SEVEN (Really Bad Teams)
Kansas City Chiefs (0-2): I’m sitting on the couch all week because I am really scared I will tear my ACL next. Who am I kidding? I was going to do that anyway.
Seattle Seahawks (0-2): Sidney Rice is going to be out longer, and new signing Robert Gallery is out. This offense might score negative points in a few games somehow.
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- Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
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- knifeyspoony on Paul George Wore Aqua Pants and a Green, Amoeba-Pattered Dress Shirt to Game 1 in Miami
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September 20th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
lol.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Sidney Rice is going to be out longer, and new signing Robert Gallery is out.
Awesome!
September 20th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Well played.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
2011-12 Detroit Lions = 2009-10 Denver Broncos
September 20th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
with better talent
September 20th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Texans next four: @Saints, Pitt, @Oak, Baltimore. Typical Texans would go 1-3 over that stretch. If they’ve turned the corner, 2-2 will be the worst they do. 1-3 will probably still have them in the lead for the AFC South, though.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
go Titans!
September 20th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
I didn’t see the 2nd half of this game, and this line made me go and look up the final score. Because that first half was one craptastic FG-fest.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Bills will be 3-2 at the worst after their next 3 games (home for Pats, at the Bengals, home for Eagles)
September 20th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
I’ve never considered jumping ship on one of my teams, but the way the Seahawks have been run since Holmgren left town has made me apathetic to them at best. I can’t see myself caring again until they at least hire a real NFL coach.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Beautiful
Oh and Seattle is too high.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Go Javon Ringer! Keep making Chris Johnson useless!
September 20th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Luke McCown was who we thought he was, and now it appears it is Blaine Gabbert time.
Del Rio hasn’t yet stated which QB will start next week. If it was McCown I believe they would have come right out and given him a vote of confidence.
All things considered through 2 games, the Jags D has been much improved from last year.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
I’d be tempted to bump the Redskins into playoff contenders, Lisk. That division is a crapshoot at this point.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Exactly. They may tail off, but they are much more talented than the McDaniels crew. SC is just pissy because his Bears are going to trot out that Caleb Haney dude after Cutler forgets his name.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
I’ve got nothing.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
I’m not really sure what this means, but Jim Schwartz > Josh McDaniels. I’m not sure that’s debateable.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
The Lions play a soft schedule to start the season. When they get past week 6, they’ll unravel like a Rodney Dangerfield suit.
Lucky to win 4 games after Stafford gets hurt in week 7.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Ringer > Wells
September 20th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
The Chicago front office should find five fat ladies at the nearest Golden Corral and use them to block for Cutler. It would be better.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Haters gonna hate.
Now get us that fucking Athens hotel room so I can give you noogies in person.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
I also have to point and laugh at Paul Posluszny who took the big payday to go to Jacksonville instead of staying in Buffalo. Eat a bag of dicks, fucker!
September 20th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
I think it’s Denarius and Danario Alexander.
/Goofed that up this morning while Googling.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
the fuck it’s not debatable. id take mcdaniels as an OC any day over dirty ass jim schwartz who more or less openly encourages cheap shots.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
That Titans’ offensive line was more impressive. One of the most immobile QBs in the game, Hasselbeck, wasn’t sacked one time.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Josh McDaniels would debate the hell out of this.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
I’d be tempted to bump the Redskins into playoff contenders, Lisk. That division is a crapshoot at this point.
Go to your room! I want you to think about what you just said and how mean it is to get Redskin fans excited about this.
/Angry mom voice
September 20th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
beanie wells?
Sack of potatoes > Beanie Wells
kid stuck in bottom of a well > beanie wells
September 20th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Oh and an obligatory 0-6 for the Giants fans.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Damn… Brutal stretch for the Texans. If they played NO and Oak at home and Pitt and Balt on the road, then I would think 3-1 is reachable. 2-2 would be a solid record in the next month.
/Thinking about Schaub as my QB in the next 4 weeks… Ugh
September 20th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Could easily lose all 3 of those.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
by battering Jay Cutler
I hear Jay makes a delicious cutlet when battered and fried.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
So last week the Jets were in playoff contenders and now they get bumped up into Super Bowl contenders after the Jacksonville game? Interesting take on things.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
My homerism thinks McDaniels is redeemable, but I’ve been pumping up Schwartz here a long time… loved him in TN (as much as I hated that overrated 8-8 hack Jeff Fisher) and he’s the reason I kept thinking the Lions would be good. Now it might actually come true.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
@arkbadger, At least we are not having to wonder about when Rice is coming back from his latest injury anymore!
September 20th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
If the Redskins beat the Cowboys this coming week, the calls into the sports talk shows in D.C. will be absolutely hilarious. I cannot wait (listen to podcasts of D.C. shows)
September 20th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
I guess this is what they meant by restoring the roar. I’m actually glad Carimi will likely miss this game. Fairley or Suh would go straight for his knee and then proceed to horsecollar or club blow Jay to the back of the head.
The Lions think they’re the 70s Raiders. It’s really a reflection of the city.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
By the way, I like my Jay cutlet with a side of Kristin calamari
September 20th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Clearly, one is better than the other, as he is currently an employed head coach and the other was shit-canned after two years.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
I’m not sure I can put the Ravens in the Super Bowl contender category. I need more proof
September 20th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
needs more “/see what I did there”
September 20th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
/licks the tears off SC’s cheek
September 20th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
If the Redskins beat the Cowboys this coming week, the calls into the sports talk shows in D.C. will be absolutely hilarious. I cannot wait (listen to podcasts of D.C. shows)
I love the comedy channel on Sirius, but after a Redskins win, the local sports radio shows are so much funnier.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Fairley? Probably. Suh wouldn’t hurt a lineman. He’d just plow through him and hurt the dude the lineman is supposed to protect.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Not a chance. They’ll handle the Bengals with ease.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
in two years, mcdaniels won more games than schwartz has in three years.
so yes, clearly one is better than the other.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Panthers are……right where they should be.
/will be lower with loss of Beason and Davis though.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
I for one can’t wait for the Bears-Lions game in week 5 when Suh & friends will end Cutler’s career.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
Considering the direction each took their team (hint: Schwartz up, McDaniels down), I think the answer is clear.
September 20th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
So, 2011 Detroit Lions = 2007 Detroit Lions
And I’ve said it before, so I’ll say it again: Jim Caldwell makes Brad Childress look like Bill Walsh.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
This is what I’m talking about when I say Bills fans get way too confident way too easily.
Not healthy for you, traderjack.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Ummm…Jerome Simpson anyone?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Let’s just agree that neither statement has any of the required context to make sense.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Hell, Dick Jauron looks like Bill Walsh compared to Jim Caldwell.
/in Chan Gailey I trust…for now..
September 20th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Week 1 was the Ravens’ Super Bowl, it’s all downhill from here.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Oh I am convinced the Bills will lose to New England and Philadelphia. I just think the Bills are definitely better than Cincinnati
September 20th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
hahahahaha. The Lions hate is strong today. And SG is even in here to make up shit that I never said.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
This. I mean, really? The Bills are already to the point where there’s no way they could lose a specific game? I wouldn’t bet my life on any team in the league vs. Bengals (Dalton was the QB I liked best in the draft, and was hoping TN would get him) so certainly not the Bills.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
im sure mcdaniels would’ve done better had he had a GM instead of doing personnel shit himself, but he didn’t.
i have nothing against schwartz and don’t particularly like mcdaniels, but it’s not like this is belichick vs. romeo crennel or something.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
Still not sold on the Saints defense. They put up good numbers against Chicago, but most of the sacks came after the O-Line quit on Cutler. And I know they were obsessed with not letting Hester beat them, but come on. Everybody knew that they were throwing to Forte in the flat after they did it on like 9 series in a row but there still wasn’t anybody within 5 yards of him every time they dialed it up.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
why are people hating the Lions? They are the fucking Lions. They never did shit to anyone.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
Panthers are……right where they should be.
/and playing Jacksonville this week
//Jags 20 Panthers 17
September 20th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
You are such a fucking piece of shit.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
This is funny
September 20th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
I think the Chargers and Patriots are the only real contenders in the AFC. Let’s see how the Jets handle the Raiders offense before I push them up.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
love that dig…saw another similar one that said “ravens mustve thought this was the pro bowl since their super bowl was last week.”
September 20th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
i’ve always said…Coughlin coached a team to a Super Bowl with none of them. just sayin….
September 20th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Wait wait wait. Are you saying you can’t make a proper judgement of a team’s Super Bowl chances after week 2? What are you an idiot?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
/drops another pass
He is good, though.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Thank you
September 20th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
because SC’s hobby is being horrible at talking shit about other cities.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
I don’t hate the Lions. I just don’t think they’re very good. Yet.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
*not
September 20th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Nick Collins was hurt late in the game Sunday and I think Newton already had over 300yds when he got injured. I still think the Packers defense is fine. They don’t look as strong as last year and Collins out is more severe than any individual injury from 2010, but the offense is better so it’s a wash.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
I’ve always said, Spags pulled a Belichick on Belichick.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Shhhh..don’t tell my secrets.
/slips a c-note to cleet
September 20th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
Hahahaha. Hey Jose, I saw last night you mentioned CMU and flint. Where are you from in MI?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
i don’t hate the lions at all…i just think mcdaniels knows his offense and how to call plays and he’ll be an awesome HC at his next stop.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
Ndamukong Suh has 13 personal foul penalties in 18 NFL games. So, yeah. He’s not exactly an angel.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
Could replace “Saints” with pretty much any team in the league right now. The Patriots should get better as time goes on (lots of new parts there, and young guys who could improve) but they may not reach Superbowl-caliber soon enough. Packers have shown some susceptibility (maybe the competition was better than we thought). Steelers might be too old. The Ravens might have not been very good for 4 years and the media just pretends Ray Lewis is an All-Pro still.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
Neither are the bears.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
This is correct.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
Everyone but the Vikings have a chance in the NFC North this year. Packers D is bad, Bears line is terrible, and Lions Secondary is iffy. I am personally rooting for the Lions here to win the division.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
funny, I was just thinking that earlier today. now we just have to wonder how long this McNabb thing is going to last. 2 weeks is about enough for me.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Next year in KC
September 20th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Meh, He’s probably one of those guys that will always be a stellar coordinator and flop as a head coach.
See: Williams, Greggggg; Phillips, Wade
September 20th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Did anyone see the Belichick thing on NFL Network where Brady and him talk about Ed Reed. Cot damn that gave me a chub.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Packers will win the North and likely be the only team to make the playoffs from the division. The Bears have an outside chance. I don’t see the Lions making the playoffs because I have never been more confident in anything in my life than Matt Stafford not playing 16 regular season games.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Nick Collins was hurt late in the game Sunday and I think Newton already had over 300yds when he got injured. I still think the Packers defense is fine. They don’t look as strong as last year and Collins out is more severe than any individual injury from 2010, but the offense is better so it’s a wash.
Why did I think Collins was hurt already? Losing my mind.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Jay Cutler has three chins on six inches of neck. So, yeah. He’s not exactly thin.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
The “yet” doesn’t apply to the Bears, however.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
Eh… didn’t Spagnuolo have a lot to do with the defensive line? I’d be 1/10th as bitter about that loss if Justin Tuck had gotten MVP over Eli “thank you Asante for dropping yet another interception” Manning
September 20th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
you know it’s bad when the Lions are a road favorite against Minnesota this week
September 20th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
First look at some Nike NFL gear…not much to see, but keep the Pro Combats away!
http://twitpic.com/6nvgll
September 20th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
Thinking about Schaub as my QB in the next 4 weeks… Ugh
Schaub will hang 300 yards and at least a couple of TDs on the Saints this weekend, guaranteed. That’s if he can get in enough passes while the Texans’ ground game gets 200-plus yards.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
Packers will win the North and likely be the only team to make the playoffs from the division. The Bears have an outside chance. I don’t see the Lions making the playoffs because I have never been more confident in anything in my life than Matt Stafford not playing 16 regular season games.
Your views on the Lions are fair and balanced.
/fox news’d
September 20th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Though he should have 12 as the one on Cutler was perfectly legal, but because he’s either Superman or Cutler is a massive pussy.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Sounds like Ben Tate is the starter again?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Wow, even Lisk is tearing you apart SC.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
or C – the refs suck ass
September 20th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
I’m with you, I’d love to see the Lions stick it to the Packers. Plus I can’t wait for the inevitable former Lions players/coaches being spotted during games. Wayne Fontes, Robert Porcher and Mel Gray are all gonna spring out of the woodwork.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Schaub should be able to throw on Pitt’s secondary as well, everyone else does.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Is there such a thing as scoring too quickly? If you keep your defense on the field too much, and tire them out, don’t you risk more injury/exhaustion by the end of the year? I kind of feel that’s what happened with the Colts when Manning was dealing at his best… I have no idea if numbers back me up or TOP matters for Superbowl winners.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
they are a good team. are they a contender? no. are they bad team? no. what is good? average? is a 10-6 so much better than an 8-8 team? splitting hairs, man. you get too pissy about shit like that. let the lions fans enjoy what is going on. barry has been gone for 13 years.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
i was joking about Coughlin
September 20th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
I agree…just give him a good GM.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
but I bet the Vikings are first half favorites!!
/throws ball at WR feet
September 20th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Watching Suh play, chance both are true I think.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Acceptable replacements for Stafford in this statement:
Jay Cutler
Michael Vick
Tarvaris Jackson
September 20th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Offensive line needs to be addressed. What else do you think they need? Restocking the cabinet on defense at linebacker and safety? OK, I’ll give you that.
Seriously, what else do they need to improve upon?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Holy shit. Has it really been that long? Getting old fucking sucks.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
you were a college freshman before, right?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Gave everyone a shitty three hours of football on Thanksgiving the past 15 years.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
I dont get NFLN so I try to stay away till I can see it all. What I’ve seen makes me even more thankful to have Belichick as a coach though. Especially after watching Fisher toss away games left and right during all the local coverage here.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
The Lions think they’re the 70s Raiders
Al Davis thinks the Raiders are the ’70s Raiders.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
The QB and the WR’s need upgrading as well.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
You can add Matt Ryan with the OL he has to deal with.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
Doesn’t matter… what do I care how they are?
/JoseOvechkin
September 20th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
How about some competent WRs?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
I don’t think everyone “hates” the Lions. I think it’s cute, however, that everybody is jumping on the bandwagon when they could just be the football version of this year’s Pirates. Basically this year they’re fighting with the 2 South teams and 2 East teams who don’t win the division (and Chicago) for 2 wild card spots. That’s gonna be tough.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
Oh shut the fuck up… can you look at the scoreboard?!
September 20th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
The Payton Manning 6 (or was it 7?) touchdown game comes to mind here.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
He’s an offensive braniac, that’s for sure. But it takes a lot to run an entire team, so maybe he’ll surround himself with good assistants and things will be different. A better GM would help.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
Just win baby….
September 20th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
Sabermetricians can easily quote you starting pitchers’ ERA’s after the sixth inning, etc. I would love Lisk to explore the “tired defenses” myth (????). Don’t know how he’d do it…yards/play after the defense has been on the field for x number of plays? I don’t know, but I always wonder whether “accepted facts” are truly factual.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
I know BB wanted E-Reed bad but of course the Ravens would never let him go, but everytime I think about those two guys teaming up on defense….
/sploosh
September 20th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Eh.. Suh can be rough, but the Charges spent most of Sunday diving at Brady’s legs and twisting them. I am a bit surprised no penalty/league fine given how much they are ‘cracking’ down and how ‘protected’ everyone thinks Brady is.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
My team is far superior to your team. Fin.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
Not even the worst. Joey Blue Skies returning with the Dolphins to throw for like 300 and 3 was ball crushing.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
the GM is the big thing.
and i loved watching STL’s offense last night. would’ve helped if their WR’s could catch, but still…mcdaniels and bradford are a perfect match.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
Fuck that guy.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Losing to Peyton/Joey when they sucked anyway is expected. I’d think last year would be painful, because they were showing signs and looked like they had that game.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
They have a stellar defensive line. They have a secondary made by Black & Decker. They’re already down one running back and the current starter doesn’t have a frame that inspires holding up for 14 more games. The offensive line is decent. Megatron is a freak. Stafford pulled up lame in game 1, he’s played 15 games in 3 years.
They’ve played a team that has been outscored 76-10 and another that, as you say, plays 30 minute games. I’m not sure what, other than Calvin Johnson and 4 players on a line with arm tacklers and poor coverage players behind it, is supposed to inspire confidence that this team is making the playoffs in a conference with Philadelphia, Green Bay, Atlanta, New Orleans, [NFC West winner here], Chicago, New York and Washington in it.
Their intradivision schedule is brutal. If not for playing a last place schedule, they would have little advantage outside of the teams listed above. Fair?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
I bring this up all the time but I granted the Lions a pass for a while because of the 2003 win over the Packers. Plus their throwbacks are sweet as hell.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Last year’s Lions-Pats game was at least interesting
September 20th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
How many games did Stafford miss in High School and College? 0. Oh and Shaun Hill would put up better numbers than Cutler if he has to come in.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Jim Caldwell makes Brad Childress look like Bill Walsh.
Jim Caldwell would resent that if only he were still alive.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
In the Pack/Panthers game, I don’t think the Packers offense touched the ball until 6min left in the 1st quarter so I am sure that didn’t help. Nick Collins injury was a fluke play though.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
i think the caldwell-childress-walsh thing isn’t quite accurate since chilly and walsh were offensive guys.
caldwell makes romeo crennel look like bill parcells.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
He had a cramp. It’s not like he got knocked out.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
He cramped up in like 100 degree heat. Settle down, dude. You really are a sports radio caller.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
He was cramping from dehydration.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
Can you remind me what went down in Week 17 of that year? Thanks.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
depends on the defense. if they can’t stop 3rd down you’re screwed in the long term if it continually happens, but if they force more 3 and outs, it’s not that big of a deal.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
You saw what the group that’s there can do when Jay has time. Sure, adding a WR would be nice. Addressing the offensive line comes first. You give Jay Cutler time, he makes plays. There is plenty of evidence to support this.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
Every team in the NFL has questions, SC. You could type three graphs about any of them, just as you did with the Lions. And this…
…needs to be dispelled.
It was a cramp in 95-degree heat and humidity in Tampa, FL.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
Yep.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
watson, husker, and me – 21, SC – 0
September 20th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
Nah.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
I can’t seem to… LOOK! AN ELEPHANT!
September 20th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
Going to war with those shitty WRs?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
Shaun Hill would put up better numbers than Cutler if he has to come in.
SHaun Hill is a gamer! I spent four seasons in the Bay Area watching the football abortion that the 49ers have become, and the only time that offense showed signs of life was when Shaun Hill came in.
Or Nate Davis.
/ Yeah, I said Nate Davis.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
This only determines two of your games, it’s not a big deal…and hell, Detroit having to play Washington might be a tougher test than the Packers getting the Giants by the time we look back on the season
Still saying it’s too soon to know if Nick Collins will be forced to retire, would hate to end what was turning out to be a damn good career because somebody’s ass knocked your head back
September 20th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Fine. Who wants to bet the Lions do not qualify for the playoffs? Happy to oblige.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Titus Young looked pretty legit out there. He may turn out to be one hell of a third WR.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Apparently, you and I are the only ones that have ever said that.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
Patriots are too low.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
If Desmond Howard wasn’t on the team, I can only assume it was “something, something, Brett Favre playoff loss”
September 20th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
you know who really needs receivers? Sam Bradford. He may have thrown for over 300 yards last night but he has no trustworthy receiver to score when in the red zone. That was an embarrassment last night
September 20th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
But if they go 9-7 and miss the playoffs that doesn’t mean the season is a failure. 9-7 would be huge for a franchise that has been dogshit for a decade or so.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
I bet they win more games than the Bears. Loser has to have the others hockey team logo as their gravatar.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
Great, now you’re gonna make one of them link what actually happened. Thanks a lot.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
They should call TO.
/no they shouldn’t
September 20th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Wait, Boise State produces NFL players?
/many national CFB analysts
September 20th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Agree. They’re still not making the playoffs. I forgot to even include Tampa Bay in that list of teams.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Is Lovie Smith still the coach? Because that guy is basically Black Jeff Fisher.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
No. Bet stands at stated. Take it or leave it.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
also, Cadillac Williams is great for the Rams between the 20s but he’s just not as strong as Jackson down by the goal line.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
caldwell makes romeo crennel look like art shell
Actually, Caldwell-Crennel-Shell side by side on the sidelines would be like the Mount Rushmore of caught-in-the-headlights coaches. But who would be the fourth frozen face?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
Also true. This is a valid point.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
The Tampa team that the Lions dominated?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
What a pussy.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Not only are my expectations tempered for this season, but for every season as long as I’m alive. It’s the Detroit Fucking Lions. No need to think they’re anything better than one of the worst franchises in the NFL. The reasons are abundant. I’ve had my balls smashed, heart ripped out and skull fucked by that organization. I will not say they’re a playoff team. As you noticed, I’ve not defended this specific team in this specific season here. Only the Stafford cramp.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Even Patrick Kane thinks you’re a pussy.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
/hides behind barricade
September 20th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
SC- do you understand how bad the Lions have been for the last decade? those teams would have lost these games. I don’t care who you are, scoring 48 pts in one game is impressive in the National Football League.
/Stink’d
September 20th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Yup. Same one.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
I should just change my name link to the Tecmo Bowl video with Paul Allen’s call, save me the time
September 20th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
The only thing he “knows” about that game is that Stafford tore his ACL and broke his arm when he fell down.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
SC is a taxi driver?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Or Nate Davis.
/ Yeah, I said Nate Davis.
/ Apparently, you and I are the only ones that have ever said that.
I was hoping he’d end up across the Bay and be to the Niners what Unitas was to the Steelers.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Do we have a bet or not? I’m not interested in placing bets that I’m going to lose. That’s for suckers. Will you be my sucker?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
This..just replace with Bills name and players
September 20th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
He’s a taxi driver from Chicago who love the Yankees, Patriots, Mavericks and the top-ranked SEC team at the time of you asking him.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
He (and Hokeamania) were leading Ball State to its glory days during my time there as a grad student. I thought he’d stick somewhere in the NFL. But he’s not very smart (LD).
September 20th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Dennis Green
/racist
//it does fit though, look no further than the 2000 NFC title game
September 20th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
What odds?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
BRADY HOKE WILL RETURN MICHIGAN TO GLORY!!
/whitlock’d
September 20th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Even Patrick Kane thinks you’re a pussy.
Mr. Kane would like his change, now.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
Saw him at a bball camp his freshman or sophomore year of hs and he was putting on a show. Looked like a man amongst boys. Couldn’t believe it when someone told me he was better at football.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
The Kane jokes have moved on from cabbie punching. He’s a womanizing drunk that leaves his boarding pass in girls’ apartments now. Get up to speed.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Hokeamania
Uh, “Hokemania” is not the preferred nomenclature. “Meat Man,” please. “The Beefinator” is also acceptable.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Jon Kitna thinks the lions will go 6-2 before completely falling apart.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
The Lions could win 10 games and miss the playoffs. No dice.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
The Saints got back in the win column as expected by battering Jay Cutler and making enough big plays on offense.
Whatever! That’s more because the Bears suck and Cutler is awful! Saints are overrated anyway.
/sportsgal’d
September 20th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
I thought he’d stick somewhere in the NFL. But he’s not very smart.
That didn’t hold back Terry Bradshaw, did it?
September 20th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
the Redskins are too low. they won despite Rex playing pretty poorly, which proves they’re much better overall.
i may bump my prediction to 11-5 from the original 10-6.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
The eagles will be looking up at three 2-1 teams after next week.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
Not name dropping, but I played against him a lot in pickup ball during the spring when he was out of season. The guy could definitely ball. It’s my understanding, and I have no confirmation of this, that he was one of Ohio HSBB all-time leading scorers.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
Not name dropping
One time I was talking to Michael Jordan, and he told me never to drop names. So I don’t.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Eagles are going to turn ShEli into pulp. Nicks & Manningham aren’t doing shit.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
The eagles will be looking up at three 2-1 teams after next week.
the cowfags are not winning on monday night.
September 20th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
8th all-time … 2,562 points
September 20th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
One time I was talking to Michael Jordan, and he told me never to drop names. So I don’t
When Hitler’s moustache issues an order, it must be obeyed!
September 20th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
I nominate Broccoli Beef as president of the Nate Davis Fan Club.
/ I will serve as treasurer and collect all dues and fees.
September 21st, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Jim Caldwell is now 0-2 after being promoted to head coach of the Colts.
HA!