Mike Tyson Stole The Show At The Charlie Sheen Roast
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The Roast of Charlie Sheen aired on Comedy Central last night and Mike Tyson was one of the non-comedians on the dais. Tyson’s roast was a little hard to understand and obviously wasn’t written by the former heavyweight champion, but dammit if he didn’t give it his all. More importantly, he sat there and laughed like a maniac every time another roaster took a shot at him. No one looked like they were having more fun than Mike Tyson and honestly, he was a joy to watch spazz out as insult after insult was hurled his way. On Monday’s Adam Carolla show, Jeff Ross told Carolla that the one off-limits topic with Tyson was rape. *tugs collar* We all have our limits.
Amy Schumer lit up Tyson and the rest of the dais in one of the stronger sets last night. Speaking of limits, wen she eventually turned her attention to Steve-O, she created a minor controversy by bringing up Ryan Dunn. Hey, someone was going to do it. Ross also told Carolla that Steve-O had a joke that got cut from the show about a Great White concert so maybe people should just move on from this nontroversy.
If you want to feel bad for Steve-O, feel bad that as the credits rolled, he took a run at Mike Tyson’s fist and walked away bleeding with a broken nose. He’s still got it.

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September 20th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Jesinik was the best once again. Mike was more annoying than funny.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
“Whatchoo gonna do, Jeff?”
“During your performanth I wish I’d bit my own ears off.”
That was great.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Oh, no. Is nontroversy just a word that’s gonna be used now? It’s already grown to be unacceptable to me. I demand you retract this word from the post
September 20th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Patrice O’Neal saying he’s uncomfortable with white people being comfortable around Mike Tyson these days was my line of the night
Thought Jeselnik had the best set, “You only got your start in TV because God hates Michael J Fox” about killed me
September 20th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Steve-o about cried when Ryan Dunn was brought up. Would Ryan Dunn jokes would have been too soon even for a roast?
September 20th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Ross, Jeselnik and Schumer killed it, the rest were very meh at best.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Thought Jeselnik had the best set, “You only got your start in TV because God hates Michael J Fox” about killed me
That was fantastic, but the rest of his set I thought was kind of flat. I thought Jeff Ross was better, but I hate the fact that he feels like he has to dress up in a costume every time he’s on one of these. Just do your schtick chief.
But no Greg Giraldo (RIP), no Lisa Lampanelli, and no one like Patton Oswalt or Greg Norton left this one feeling kind of empty. There was no “oh shit!” moment for me like there was in the Shatner, Flavor Flav, and Pam Anderson roasts.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
That was the best line, hands down, but his delivery is horrible. Shatner was actually surprisingly decent as well.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Would Ryan Dunn jokes would have been too soon even for a roast?
I sort of feel like what this guy posted. Maybe not as mean…
http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/09/did-amy-schumer-go-to-far/
September 20th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
I think his delivery is hilarious. To each his own.
“You got a slutty tramp stamp tattoed on your face”.. I thought Schumer was alright, better than Lamponelli’s old schtick.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
Is nontroversy just a word that’s gonna be used now?
It’s already in Merriam-Webster. I looked it up.
/ Lying in a desperate attempt to keep “nontroversy” alive
September 20th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
It just seems too forced and slow. I don’t want him to be Giralldo fast, but his jokes would’ve been set up better had he been a little more well paced. Except the Michael J. Fox one. That is just pure gold.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
I think things were made the better without tired jokes about Lampanelli banging black guys
September 20th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
I heard the joke was aimed at the dais, something like: “I haven’t seen this many useless white people get roasted since Great White last played in Rhode Island”
September 20th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
Gilbert Gottfried answered that question almost exactly 10 years ago.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
I think things were made the better without tired jokes about Lampanelli banging black guys
Well the fact that she’s now married to a white-Jewish guy would’ve made them less funny if their overuse hadn’t already done so.
I guess I just missed Greg Giraldo being on there. He was fast becoming a better roaster than Jeff Ross, who I think is getting a little too satisfied with himself.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
Oh and can everyone agree that Jon Lovitz was pretty much awful? Has he done anything decent since he was Jay Sherman on the Critic?
September 20th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
I am so ready for her to disappear. One trick ponies would be offended to be compared to her.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
Solid fucking gold right hurr.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
I agree with this. It’s always sad to hear about someone dying, but he did bring it on himself for getting plastered and getting behind the wheel doing 130.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Oh and can everyone agree that Jon Lovitz was pretty much awful? Has he done anything decent since he was Jay Sherman on the Critic?
His delivery, in which he is still borrowing from his SNL days, is old. But I thought he wasn’t that bad (relatively speaking). He was certainly better than I expected of him at this point.
Kate Walsh’s jokes were funny, but it was kind of ruined by the fact that she clearly did not write one of them.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
AYE!
/raises hand
September 20th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
Doesn’t matter because this gif is awesome.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
September 20th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
The one person I would pay to see roast somebody would be Lewis Black. It would be epic.
/thinking of getting tix when he’s in Jersey in mid-Oct
September 20th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
Doh – quote fail. Time to go home
September 20th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
Umm, how did I miss this one from Jesenik last night?
“You dropped out of school faster than Casey Anthony’s kid.”
September 20th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
I think one of the few people on a roast who clearly did not write the jokes, but whose delivery was perfect was George Takei at the Shatner roast. That was fantastic. Shatner was looking at him like he couldn’t believe what was coming out of his mouth.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
She also sounded a bit tipsy too, some borderline slurring. She should have been more drunk, that would have been great.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
He hasn’t seen a dick before? I find that odd.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
these were funnier 10 years ago when really funny people did the roasting, then since they were televised no one really wants to do them anymore.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
What’s this reference?
September 20th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
I had to google Kate Walsh.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Greg Norton
Jim Norton
September 20th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
is it a problem child 2 reference?
September 20th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
No playing Jenga on 9/11. Oh wait thats not it. I don’t really remember what he said. I think it was about a plane flight to a skyscraper.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Gilbert Gottfried answered that question almost exactly 10 years ago.
What’s this reference?
He made a 9/11 joke at the Hefner roast, which took place like 9/20/11 or something.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
What’s this reference?
Gilbert Gottfried’s 9/11 joke from right after 9/11. Like a week later. It’s in The Aristocrats, I think
September 20th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
Patrice o’neal was great.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
I think the Hefner roast was in NY/NJ too.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
Patrice o’neal was great.
More trolling? Unbelievable. Why doesn’t this guy do something more to help around here?
September 20th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
9/11 joke
During his monologue at a Friars Club roast of Hugh Hefner just three weeks after the September 11 attacks, Gottfried joked that he had intended to catch a plane, but couldn’t get a direct flight because “they said they have to stop at the Empire State Building first.” Audience members responded with hisses and a cry of “Too soon!”. Gottfried then abandoned his prepared remarks and launched into the venerable Aristocrats joke, winning back the audience.[7] Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza used Gottfried’s monologue as a segment in their 2005 film, The Aristocrats.
/jmorris
September 20th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
He made a 9/11 joke at the Hefner roast, which took place like 9/20/11 or something.
“9/11 jokeDuring his monologue at a Friars Club roast of Hugh Hefner just three weeks after the September 11 attacks, Gottfried joked that he had intended to catch a plane, but couldn’t get a direct flight because “they said they have to stop at the Empire State Building first.” Audience members responded with hisses and a cry of “Too soon!”. Gottfried then abandoned his prepared remarks and launched into the venerable Aristocrats joke, winning back the audience.[7] Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza used Gottfried’s monologue as a segment in their 2005 film, The Aristocrats.[8]“
September 20th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
And then followed it up with a great version of the Aristocrats joke.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
That’s some quality work there, Kramer.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Didn’t Gottfried make a joke about the Tsunami in Japan like 3 hours after it happened on twitter?
September 20th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Jim Norton
Thanks for catching that. Who the hell is Greg Norton I asked to myself.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Got him sacked as the Aflac duck too
September 20th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
What I lack in stamina, I more than make up for in speed.
Yeah, that’s right, ladies…
September 20th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Didn’t Gottfried make a joke about the Tsunami in Japan like 3 hours after it happened on twitter?
Yes. And AFLAC promptly fired him from being the voice of the duck.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Hence the reason why Aflac (70% of their business is in Japan) kicked him to the curb as their spokesperson.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Why don’t ya sit the next couple plays out, KC.
/hernia’d
September 20th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
is there an echo in here?
September 20th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
Anyone know why Gilbert Gottfried got fired as the duck for AFLAC?
September 20th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
/runs to youtube to look for Afrac commercials
September 20th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Anyone know why Gilbert Gottfried got fired as the duck for AFLAC?
I know now that it was because of an insensitive earthquake joke, but I could have sworn it was for child molestation.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
My god these commercials are awesome.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
*giggles*
September 20th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
twamendous
September 20th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
Something like he got dumped by his Japeanease girlfriend but he isn’t too worried because a new one will be floating by soon (I think)
September 20th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
He also said something about how the Japanese are so advanced that they don’t go to the beach, the beach comes to them.
September 20th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Yea he made like 10 in a row. The one I remember was “What do all Japenese people have in their apartment? Flood lights.”
September 20th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
One of the weaker roasts in recent history. Agree with my west coast brother Broccoli that Schumer, Jeselnik, and roastmaster general Jeff Ross were the best by far. Jeselnik is just ruthlessly cruel and funny without giving a shit.
September 20th, 2011 at 5:02 PM
I could seriously watch a duck and a cat dance in commercials for the next three hours.
September 20th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
What the fuck was Kate Walsh doing there anyway? Her set was terrible but at least her legs were phenomenal
September 20th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
That was pretty much my thinking as well. Not really sure how they came up with all these roasters at all.
September 20th, 2011 at 5:10 PM
My guess is that she has once had the warlocks wand waving in her blue waffle.
September 20th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
Wow, what a way to work in some W’s there buddy.
September 20th, 2011 at 5:12 PM
There’s always a few random ‘roasters’. George Hamilton at the Hasselfhoff roast for example.