Maryland quarterback Danny O’Brien had a bit of a rough afternoon this past Saturday, completing 34-of-52 passes for 289 yards and a touchdown to go along with three regretful interceptions in a 37-31 loss to West Virginia. Earlier this afternoon, O’Brien reflected on his performance and delivered a sobering, humorous quote on what it feels like to be the guy that throws three picks in front of thousands of hopeful fans:

“If you want to find out who your friends are, throw three picks.”

A self-depreciating college athlete? Awesome. I like this kid. And Danny’s right. Now he knows exactly how Vinny Testaverde felt for the first six years of his NFL career.

While I’m guessing O’Brien’s Saturday evening turned out just fine regardless of the disappointing play, if you were to switch those TD and INT numbers around, he more than likely ends up ignoring all those phone calls from close friends and family members in favor of being smothered by a pyramid of delectable ass.

[via @SunJeffBarker; photo via Getty]