Slight Underdogs (1-4 points): Denver, Minnesota, Miami

That game is going to be quite the shitshow. I was going to argue that the Chefs may be favored after the Vikings get curb stomped by the Lions this weekend, but then I saw where KC plays at San Diego where they will lose by 40 again, so yeah, I guess the Vikings will be slight favorites.

Okay, here’s the thing, in addition to how they have played.

No Chance: San Diego, New England, NY Jets on the road. Less than 2% chance they win any of those games, it would have to be like multiple kick returns, fumbles, cats and dogs type stuff. That’s 3 losses.

Virtually No Chance: San Diego, Green Bay, Pittsburgh at home, and only like a 5% chance because it’s at home.

Big Underdogs (8-10 points, if not more): at Oakland, at Chicago,

Solid Underdogs (5-7 points): at Denver, Oakland, at Indianapolis

Slight Underdogs (1-4 points): Denver, Minnesota, Miami

That’s 6 almost automatic losses, and 2 more that would be highly improbable. They probably won’t be favored over anyone all year again. They would have to go 50% in the games I have them as a touchdown or less dog, just to get to 3-13 (or pull a massive upset).

Trainwreck.

I will open the bidding for my services as a fan of your team at a $1. Can I get $2?

$10 and some fresh blood from biting your own tongue for your support of the Eagles

Andrew Luck going to the Colts, as I said last week, is like Tim Duncan to the Spurs. One legend passes the torch to another, and there’s no dropoff. The Spurs rode an injury to the Admiral to the No. 1 pick in the draft and selected their next franchise player. Could Indianapolis do the same?

If you say it enough, it might make more sense!

Yes, that franchise is totally cursed. Its the bambino all over again.

I guess,Shaughnessy wrote a gleeful SI.com article about the collapse. Talk about dudes I can’t stand… ugh Sometimes you just get bad luck or injuries or bad pitching. It happens. If you are surprised they can suck in Sept after watching them in April, well thats a you problem (generalized ‘you’)

I will open the bidding for my services as a fan of your team at a $1. Can I get $2?

$5 and a peyton hillis commemorative cup from mcdonalds.

If you think Seattle is going to get wins even with an easy schedule, wow. They ARE the easy schedule.

Alex Smith, Andy Dalton, Kevin Kolb and Rex Grossman will all be coming to Seattle.

Andrew Luck going to the Colts, as I said last week, is like Tim Duncan to the Spurs. One legend passes the torch to another, and there’s no dropoff. The Spurs rode an injury to the Admiral to the No. 1 pick in the draft and selected their next franchise player. Could Indianapolis do the same?

Haha

I will open the bidding for my services as a fan of your team at a $1. Can I get $2?

Yes, that franchise is totally cursed. Its the bambino all over again.

/wanking motion

Two weeks again, against two teams that will be in the playoffs, where they squandered opportunities and didn’t get destroyed.

If you think the Dolphins are anywhere close to the #1 pick, you haven’t actually sat and watched the Chiefs and Seahawks play. If you think Seattle is going to get wins even with an easy schedule, wow. They ARE the easy schedule.

Shit you’re psychic

Actually it’s worse than that. I tweeted this:

Color me shocked after watching the team all year, that the #RedSox are a highly respectable 6th in both fewest errors and highest fielding%

30 seconds BEFORE McDonald lost a fly ball in the sun, then committed the error. I blame me for the Sox missing the playoffs.

/well, me and John Lackey

TJ… I’m hoping McDonald leads of with a HR and the crowd just stonefaces him. Both runs are on him, really. Weiland has pitched well at times since coming up, but gets no help.

Shit you’re psychic

Amazing how the Colts have been sucking ass without Peyton and the Patriots didn’t miss a beat without Brady.

Didn’t they get five games worse (was the undefeated year the one right before the injury?)? It looks like the poised to fall more than five games, however.

Does it make sense to sign David Garrard and make run a a playoff spot?

In what world do these things go together? Is it 2006 again and no one told me?

Was reading a story this morning that Doug Farrar agreed with that Josh McDaniels could/should be the next HC. So, I kinda would rather have Haley if I were to choose between the two.

Then he could trade for Tebow! #tebowforkc2012