Nicolas Cage Awoken by Naked Man with Fudgesicle is Your Movie-Related Headline of the Week
Nicolas Cage told the following story at the Toronto Film Festival this week:
“It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed,” he told reporters on Wednesday.
“I know it sounds funny … but it was horrifying.”
A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.
Cage said the ordeal ended after he talked the man out of the house and police arrived. He did not press charges, as the man had mental problems, but Cage, who now lives in Nassau, Bahamas, said he could not stay in the house after that.
I’m glad the the definition of “fudgesicle” has been cleared up … you know, for the seven people who never ventured near an ice cream truck while growing up. While we’re talking about Nicolas Cage … here are the five best movies he’s starred in (no order):
Leaving Las Vegas
Raising Arizona
Honeymoon in Vegas (underrated)
The Rock
National Treasure
* He doesn’t qualify for Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Not a starring role.
** I enjoyed Moonstruck, and it would be in the “next five.”
*** Face Off was awful.
**** Con Air was pretty bad, too.
***** His prime was 1995-2000 because he got solid roles after Leaving Las Vegas.
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September 15th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
I enjoyed Lord of War
September 15th, 2011 at 12:09 PM
really, who doesn’t know that?
Face off was great. now if you want awful you want the Wickerman.
Drive Angry was great and the David Lynch movie he was in was rather interesting.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.
Whatever. “Five Girls Fudgesicle” taught me otherwise.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Raising Arizona
I thought you hated the Coen Brothers?
September 15th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Valley Girl!
September 15th, 2011 at 12:13 PM
So did I. Really good movie.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Valleygirl
September 15th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
Valley Girl!
Damn it!
September 15th, 2011 at 12:14 PM
The Gone in 60 Seconds remake is awful as was noted in yesterday’s discussion, but I’ll still watch it. Also enjoyed The Family Man.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
This. Really enjoyed that movie as well as Matchstick Men.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
Nicholas Cage is the master of playing the exact same character in every single movie.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:15 PM
less national treasure, more lord of war.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
The Gone in 60 Seconds remake is awful as was noted in yesterday’s discussion, but I’ll still watch it.
I know I should hate it, but I’ve never been able to make myself do so. I find it very entertaining.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
less national treasure, more lord of war.
the blonde in National Treasure is worth the 2 hours of terrible movie. She’s absolutely gorgeous.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
less national treasure, more lord of war.
The only thing National Treasure had going for it was Diane Kruger.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:16 PM
the cars are the stars in gone in 60 seconds.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
True, but you can apply that to the majority of actors.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
The beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
ADAPTATION.
!!
September 15th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
I think Brad Pitt holds this title.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
Moonstruck is better than National Treasure.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
listen, no chick that you’ll never touch let alone fuck’s 15 minutes worth of screen time is enough to make me sit through some horrible pile of trash movie.
that line of reasoning is horrible. akin to “sure this candy bar is just a wrapped turd, but the beautiful wrapper was worth it.”
September 15th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
I think Brad Pitt holds this title.
clooney’s up there too, isnt he?
September 15th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
It’s watchable. Just put the bunny back in the box.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:18 PM
and HOW THE HELL is 8mm not in that top 5?!?!?!?
September 15th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
I might be in the minority here, but I liked The Weather Man, Adaptation, and The Family Man as well. I hated The Rock because it was just too over the top.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
I liked this as well.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Samuel L. Jackson and it’s not close.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
I think Brad Pitt holds this title.
clooney’s up there too, isnt he?
Definitely.
I think what separates them from Cage though is that the individuals they play in each movie are cool, suave, sophisticated to some extent or another. Cage’s recurring character is always neurotic and borderline annoying.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:19 PM
have you ever been dragged into the sidewalk and beaten till you… PISSED BLOOOOOD!!
September 15th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
agreed on the rock. nothing but explosions and military cliche’s.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
Samuel L. Jackson and it’s not close.
Good call Timothy.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:20 PM
that line of reasoning is horrible. akin to “sure this candy bar is just a wrapped turd, but the beautiful wrapper was worth it.”
What kind of candy bars do you eat have a pretty face and nice tits? I think you’re oversimplifying it a bit.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
Michael Cera.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
Samuel L. Jackson and it’s not close.
Michael Cera.
Free Willy.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:21 PM
STAND DOWNNN CAP-IN!
September 15th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
Michael Cera.
Michael Cera, though, has been in .001% of the movies that Samuel L. Jackson has been in.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:22 PM
Denzel Washington would like to join the party
September 15th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Yes, and yes. I still saw it twice on opening weekend, and I can’t change the channel when it’s on TV.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:23 PM
agreed on the rock. nothing but explosions and military cliche’s.
The list of movies which involve the military to some extent or another and do not involve cliches about the military is a very very short list.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Can Matthew McConaughey get in on this action?
September 15th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Denzel post Training-Day perhaps. He should’ve gotten the Oscar over Hanks in Philadelphia.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Jason Statham
September 15th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Matthew McConaughey.
And I second Hernia’s mention of Adaptation. Great one.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Denzel post Training-Day perhaps. He should’ve gotten the Oscar over Hanks in Philadelphia.
Well he should have played a gay man too and he would have gotten it.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:25 PM
true, but the rock was worse than those.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
and yea…statham has one character. he’s either gruff and the silent type or gruff and chatty.
i loved transporter 3 and the lead actress who didn’t speak english.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
And I think Arnold is the king of recurring roles. John Kimble is just a G-rated John Matrix as a teacher.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
I enjoyed The Weatherman. Very underrated.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:26 PM
This. The Rock has some great quotes in it. And Michael Beihn. And Sean Connery.
He was also fantastic in Glory.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
I don’t know about that one, but Denzel absolutely should have gotten the best actor Oscar for Malcolm X. Phenomenal movie.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
Also, KickAss was pretty good
September 15th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
And it’s no surprise people dislike religion
It’s ok to divorce your spouse if they have Alzheimer’s, according to Pat Robertson. He just needs to go away forever. He’s an embarrassment.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
let some steam off, bennett.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
Sean Connery
September 15th, 2011 at 12:27 PM
He’s my Taco Bell of actors. Not good for you, but every once in awhile it’s great to inhale the empty calories.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Can’t believe TBL hates Face/Off. So many epic Nic Cage moments.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:28 PM
Valley Girls. That is all you need to know. Guy was the same in every movie after.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
His movie “Next” was FUCKING HORRENDOUS
September 15th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
He was also fantastic in Glory.
Glory bugs the crap out of me and I have never been able to explain why. But yes, Denzel was good in that movie.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
And one more, and I know this is a Chick Flick\Rom com — but I will always watch “It Could Happen To You”.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
Agreed on this. How did Pacino win for Scent of a Woman over Denzel in Malcom X. Pacino should have won for Godfather II.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:29 PM
I didn’t hate it but I don’t think it’s underrated.
I have a soft spot in my heart for Family Man. I really like that movie and will watch it any time it’s on TV.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
I’ve said it before, but Bennett is the worst movie villian of all time. Who thought that a fat Freddy Mercury look a like would be a good bad guy? And then he gives Arnold a good fight!
September 15th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
McConaughey was really good in Lincoln Lawyer. Shocked. Good flick except for Ryan Phillippe’s intense acting douchebaggery
September 15th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
That movie is fucking phenomenal.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Tea Leoni is an underrated piece of ass.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
Matthew Broderick’s facial hair or the notion that a character played by Matthew Broderick could lead men into battle?
September 15th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
I didn’t hate it but I don’t think it’s underrated.
Fair point, maybe “Not Rated”. No one ever talks about it and it has a few laugh out loud moments. Most notably the cameltoe part and any time he gets hit with food. Though I like dark movies, and this would certainly classify as a dark comedy.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
“I’ve said it before, but Bennett is the worst movie villian of all time. Who thought that a fat Freddy Mercury look a like would be a good bad guy? And then he gives Arnold a good fight!”
no shit.
i wish there was a rambo vs. john matrix movie. would’ve been epic.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
the cars are the stars in gone in 60 seconds.
truth. i get a boner for muscle cars.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
has to be in the top 5 of most depressing movies as well right? it’s a good movie, but also makes me re-think my drinking habits.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
Got that movie from VOD. Wasn’t bad at all. Worth the $5.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
I have a soft spot in my heart for Family Man. I really like that movie and will watch it any time it’s on TV.
My absolute favorite part is when he opens up his closet and just is appalled at what his alter self wears.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:32 PM
The only person that doesn’t put Lord Of War on this list is someone who’s never seen it. The story makes up for whatever damage Cage may have inflicted, but, reality is that it was a perfect fit role. Loosely based on a real person ratchets it up a bit too.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
No one was taking down Lt. Col. Frank Slade – WOOOOOOO-AHHHHHHH
September 15th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
KickAss was pretty good
That movie is fucking phenomenal.
The piece of ass the main character fucks in the back alley is phenomenal as well.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
That’s like saying “its no surprise people hate baseball” and link to something stupid Joe Morgan said.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Except she married Douche Duchovny who probably ruined that ass for the next guy.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
has anybody but me seen Birdy? It’s from the early 80′s or so, and it’s pretty weird. He’s the other guy to Matthew Modine’s crazy guy.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Glory bugs the crap out of me and I have never been able to explain why.
I think that’s a terrible movie. Matthew Broderick? What?
September 15th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Lord of War is one of those movies I saw, enjoyed, but remember nothing about it…those types of flicks need a label
September 15th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Based on my personal experiences, In The Army Now gave the most realistic interpretation of the rigors of war, without the usual “war as an allegory for inner struggle” that most movies try to depict.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Really?
Hannah >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kick Ass when it comes to kids being bad ass killing machines.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
My favorite is the end (SPOILER ALERT) where he stabs Travolta and yells “Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”.
And that Boston accent he attempts to pull off. But between Denzel and Freeman, I enjoy it and re-watch it when it comes on TV from time to time. Love Morgan’s “Chip in like men, LIKE MEN” speech.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
Matthew Broderick’s facial hair or the notion that a character played by Matthew Broderick could lead men into battle?
More of the latter. Though he was the right age to play Robert Gould Shaw, and Shaw was from an aristocratic, effete Boston family, Broderick still has no business in a war movie of any type. His acting was straining to be taken seriously.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:35 PM
So true. Wait, did you just say a chick was hot?
September 15th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
AH GOD NOT THE BEESS!!!!! NO!!!! MY EEYES ALKSDJKLSGJASKLDGJAKLSGJJKL
September 15th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Can’t believe TBL hates Face/Off. So many epic Nic Cage moments.
Face/Off is the greatest. But you have to see it at least 10 times, all while stoned to really appreciate it.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
Add Morgan Freeman to that list of actors who are the same in every movie.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
So true. Wait, did you just say a chick was hot?
I called Diane Kruger gorgeous in this post too. That’s 2. I don’t know what’s gotten into me.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:36 PM
I agree, but I have no suggestions.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
Nic Cage losing his shit video compilation.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
What are films I watch while drinking and smoking for 1000 Alex?
September 15th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
For you
September 15th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Based on my personal experiences, In The Army Now gave the most realistic interpretation of the rigors of war, without the usual “war as an allegory for inner struggle” that most movies try to depict.
Not a big fan of Platoon, eh?
September 15th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Then you must not consider Project X a war movie, or War Games? Those two I can stomach him in.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
If you are talking about characters who play the same role in every movie, then I present Vince Vaughn, the sarcastic, fast-talking friend.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Morgan Freeman in Se7en and Robin Hood – Prince of Thieves disputes this point.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
The part before the climactic battle when the platoon is gathered together and sings/claps and gives testimony gives me goose bumps every time.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
If you are talking about characters who play the same role in every movie, then I present Vince Vaughn, the sarcastic, fast-talking friend.
He played a bad guy/killer in a movie about 8 years ago. Forget what it was called. It was weird. He did a half decent job of it too.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
Godzilla 2000
/loads gun
//buys plane ticket to Hollywood
September 15th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
Platoon and Oliver Stone are so over the top in that movie. Best war experience in a move to me is Saving Private Ryan, especially that first 20 minutes with the beach landing.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
I hit refresh right before typing this exact sentence.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Then you must not consider Project X a war movie, or War Games? Those two I can stomach him in.
War Games definitely not a war movie.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
I really enjoyed Wicker Man. Beating the shit out of women with punches and cross kicks, punching another while wearing a bear suit, and ripping masks off the faces of little girls are all so misogynistic. The snappy-one liners like “WHY’S IT BURNT?!!?” and “AH GOD THE BEES! NO!!!” really add depth to the story and character.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Thomas Jane as his weird friend in the Magnet prison and Andy Bellefleur as the big oaf he fights in the prison are things I noticed on the most recent watching this way.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Hanna is next up in my queue…looking forward to it.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
/high fives SG
/Morgan Freeman doing work with a huge Sarcaen sword is badass
September 15th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
most realistic war movie is clearly in the army now.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
GOD DAMNIT SOMEONE MADE THAT JOKE ALREADY.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Morgan Freeman is not the same in every movie. “Red” was one of the greatest ancillary characters OF ALL TIME in THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
He played a bad guy/killer in a movie about 8 years ago. Forget what it was called. It was weird. He did a half decent job of it too.
you mean that one with Janeane Garafalo, and Danny Devito, where there was a lake?
Or the one where he was the homicidal neighbor type?
In conclusion, Vince Vaughn sucks.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Haha. The Psycho remake?
September 15th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Psycho?
He was also in that weird psychedelic horror movie with J Lo and Vincent D’Onofrio that I like. I think it’s called the Cube? He was the lead detective.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
That clip will always make me lose my shit laughing. So funny.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
No. The Cube is awesome. You are thinking of The Cell.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Platoon and Oliver Stone are so over the top in that movie. Best war experience in a move to me is Saving Private Ryan, especially that first 20 minutes with the beach landing.
They are, but Tom Berenger owns in Platoon.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
The Cell. Decent flick.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Nic Cage has been great in some great movies (Matchstick Men, Adaptation) and beyond bad in some all-time stinkbombs (too many to name). Safe to say that nobody has had a career quite like his.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
I will admit that there are some Pauly Shore movies I enjoy like Son-in-Law and Encino Man, but especially Encino Man.
Matt Wilson. Legend.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Probably Stripes…that RV is currently deployed in Afghanistan.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
GOD DAMNIT SOMEONE MADE THAT JOKE ALREADY.
Visiting us via your phone today spencer?
September 15th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
don’t like them, but Raising Arizona was good, IMO
September 15th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
you mean that one with Janeane Garafalo, and Danny Devito, where there was a lake?
Or the one where he was the homicidal neighbor type?
No… I don’t think so… he was a guy who tried to change his identity/hide his past life of crime by moving to a small town and changing his name. He marries some lady, and her kid suspects him of being a bad guy, and then witnesses him murdering some guy who stumbled into town looking for him who might blow his cover. But nobody believes the kid except for the kids dad wife’s ex. I saw it once about 8 years ago.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Thomas Jane as his weird friend in the Magnet prison and Andy Bellefleur as the big oaf he fights in the prison are things I noticed on the most recent watching this way.
One of the minions that gets to hang out at the bald drug dealer’s house is the guy who got his ear cut off, then was killed in Reservoir Dogs. He’s also the cameraman for Downey Jr, in the Batonga prison during the Mickey and Mallory Knox movie.
I like when Nic Cage, post face trade, refers to the drug dealer character as “you….drug dealer.”
September 15th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Bullets! Guns! Grenades! Hooray!
September 15th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Speaking of Vincent D’Onofrio – He is amazing in the Salton Sea as Pooh Bear. One of my favorite characters.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Him and Defoe.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Psycho?
He was also in that weird psychedelic horror movie with J Lo and Vincent D’Onofrio that I like. I think it’s called the Cube? He was the lead detective.
ahh.. just looked it up… Domestic Disturbance. Travolta is in that one too… I don’t know how I didn’t remember that.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Probably Stripes…that RV is currently deployed in Afghanistan.
Sean Young and PJ Soles, when they were still smokin hotties.
“Chicks like me because I rarely wear underwear. And when I do it’s usually something unusual.”
September 15th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
Here’s a question: Why does Nic Cage’s hairline change in every movie?
September 15th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
I just wanted to shoehorn a Pauley Shore movie into a duffy-esque comment, and I wanted to do it before Spencer did.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
if the Coen Brothers made a tv show on the CW, TBL would be their biggest fan
September 15th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
ere’s a question: Why does Nic Cage’s hairline change in every movie?
Hairline’s are easy to change when they’re not real.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Damn, I was close. I liked The Cell. I don’t know why because it was really weird and J Lo is in it but I liked it nonetheless.
I’m starting to realize there are a bunch of J Lo movies I like even though she’s a horrible actress and most of her movies bombed.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
I thought you hated the Coen Brothers?
don’t like them,
O Brother Where Art Thou is such a great movie. The Coens have probably made 12 great movies. None as good as transformers 2, though, amiright?
September 15th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Anybody seen Return to Paradise with Vince Vaughan and Jouaquin Phoenix? A lot of debates amongst our friends as to what we do in that situation.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Watched it last night. Wasn’t crazy about it.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Speaking of Vincent D’Onofrio – He is amazing in the Salton Sea as Pooh Bear. One of my favorite characters.
that movie is some fucked up shit. I saw some shitty indie with him in it, where he claims to be from the future, and they never resolve it, and that’s the whole plot of the movie.
Marisa Tomei was in it, too.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
The Nic Cage losing his shit video makes me giggle.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
You’re not helping.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Your right, it is.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
You’re not helping.
I guess I could watch his baby while he insults Keith Law.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
O Brother Where Art Thou is such a great movie. The Coens have probably made 12 great movies.
Agreed. So much to like in O Brother Where Art Though. If Nic Cage, George Clooney, Samuel L. Jackson are examples who actors who always play the same character, John Turturro is, along with Gary Oldman, one of the most varied character actors in existence.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Really? Why? I absolutely loved it.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
I am really looking forward to Drive…so much so, that I may go by myself.
Has anyone ever done that? Would people just assume I am jacking off in the back of the theater?
September 15th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
The greatest part of Cage yelling about the bees in his eyes is that there actually aren’t any bees in his eyes.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Has anyone ever done that? Would people just assume I am jacking off in the back of the theater?
Depends on what type of theater you are patronizing.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
although unrelated to the movie you are talking about (the cell) Cube is an awesome movie.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
I think they just need to cast Blake Lively in a movie. or anyone from the re-make of 90210. you know, an actress that will really move the needle.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
I have done that many times. I assume people thought I was some kind of stalker/weirdo.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
I go to a movie by myself every couple of months. It is actually quite refreshing.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
I’ve seen plenty of movies by myself, nothing wrong with it. If no one wants to go with you and you want to see the flick, go for it.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
in my top 5 movies I would say. there is so much subtle humor in that movie that cracks me up every time I watch it.
“Gopher, Everett?”
September 15th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
@Babar,
I have done it a couple times. You do get SOME stares, but if it is an action movie like this, nobody will think too hard about it.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
I went and saw Zombieland on my own, it’s not a big deal.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
I’ve done it only a couple of times if I was dying to see it the minute it goes out. The last time was when The Expendables came out. Loved it.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Has anyone ever done that? Would people just assume I am jacking off in the back of the theater?
I have done that many times. I assume people thought I was some kind of stalker/weirdo.
I’ll assume that the modifier is dangling and that you have attended movies by yourself many times but have not jacked off in the back of the theater many times.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
What do you think this conversation is about?
September 15th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
The worst is National Treasure 2. WTF is that?
September 15th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
nobody cares if you go to a movie by yourself. It’s perfectly fine. And you control all the aspects. No wife to worry about needing seat near the bathroom, or to get sour patch kids you don’t want to eat.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
I love going to the movies by myself, mostly because I don’t like talking to people though.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
What do you think this conversation is about?
Fuckin’ married women.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Pussy, always pussy with that crew
September 15th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
I am definitely jacking off in that theater.
Thanks for the encouragement guys.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Bill: Come on Jim, say it.
Jim: No, I hate saying it.
Bill: Come onnnnn Jim, pleeeeeease. I’ll give you guys access to all our videotapes of opposing teams.
Jim: All right, all right…. Hello friends.
Bill: Yessssss, finally!!
September 15th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
That Brady looks like he has the biggest gut in that picture.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
I’ve done it many times and without shame. I’ll probably do so on Friday for “Drive.”
September 15th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
What do you think this conversation is about?
Tom Brady looks fat in that picture.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
What do you think this conversation is about?
I think that’s about the 4th and 2. I’m so psyched to see that show on NFLN tonight, especially knowing it’s about the 2009 season, where he had to work so hard.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
I am definitely jacking off in that theater.
that was a given.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
I’m also on board this train of thought. Going to movies solo allows for a better experience.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
EW gave “Drive” at B+.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
I really, really hope they make this thing available on NFL.com or somewhere else at some point too, for the non NFLN households..
September 15th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
September 15th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Perhaps the ridiculous end scene, where Broderick’s corpse rolls down the hill and ends up hand in hand with Denzel’s? That’s what did it for me.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
That movie disturbs me. Joaquin was great.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
I really, really hope they make this thing available on NFL.com or somewhere else at some point too, for the non NFLN households..
who is your cable carrier? Because I thought charter was dead last on getting it.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
Oh I could get it, on Comcast, if I want to pay 9.99 more a month for the first year, and who knows how much more after that. But I’m cheap.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
I’ll let the modifier dangle.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
Perhaps the ridiculous end scene, where Broderick’s corpse rolls down the hill and ends up hand in hand with Denzel’s? That’s what did it for me.
Or perhaps just before the final battle when they have a long speech scene in range of the Rebel fort’s guns. Yeah that could happen….
September 15th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Oh I could get it, on Comcast, if I want to pay 9.99 more a month for the first year, and who knows how much more after that. But I’m cheap.
get on the phone, and start wheeling and dealing. Ask for a one month preview, or just order it for football season and then cancel it.
But it’s 30 bucks for the full season. You made that money back already since there’s no more copays on birth control pills.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
I love the “Ain’t this place a geographical oddity, 2 weeks from everywhere” line. Enjoy reciting the “Do not seek the treasure” line as well.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Nice manbag Nantz.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
I’m not on birth control anymore :O
Can you really just easily cancel it in January?
September 15th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
so tempting…
September 15th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Getting ready for a bun in the oven?
September 15th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
!!!
September 15th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
You going for it CJ?
September 15th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
I just figured once you move to digital prefered you cant ever go back to digital starter
September 15th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
Can you really just easily cancel it in January?
an a la carte item like a sports tier? Yeah. easy as pudding.
I’m not on birth control anymore :O
I dont’ even know where to start with this one. Good luck, but not that good. I wish your husband years of trying.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
Wow, lots of interest. I’ll let you guys know when I’m ovulating.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Oh definitely. I used to do this on Comcast with premium channels every time a show I watched was going to be coming back on.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Nah, this year they moved it from the sports package(where things like the Red Zone are and is only 6.95 a month) to the the next tiered package, which adds other channels that I dont really want, and is probably 15-20 more per month.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
which adds other channels that I dont really want,
you don’t want MavTV? Or the Speed Channel?
September 15th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
john travolta. he’s gotten lazy since pulp fiction.
hell, most of his movies are the same.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Can you just drop one of the tiers that you have right now for a couple of months. Like the tier that holds MTV and all their networks?
September 15th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
I have the lowest tier possible.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
HBO is very good at scheduling because of this…just when Curb ends, Boardwalk Empire is right around the corner.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
I have the lowest tier possible.
well, that’s fitting.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
I have the lowest tier possible.
let’s see…short joke, short husband joke, or 1-10 female rating system joke. Decisions, decisions.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
Yea they have wised up. They also smartly limit on demand shit at certain times.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
i see myself doing this with Cinemax. I’m enjoying Strike Back, but don’t care for anything else they produce.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Wow, lots of interest. I’ll let you guys know when I’m ovulating.
LOL, CJ has to have the best sense of humor of any chick i’ve never met…
September 15th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
There’s always DirecTV…your internet buddy Babar can get you $100 off, Free Sunday Ticket, and NFLN. You just need my account info.
/I get $100 off too
//I’m about halfway up the pyramid in this scheme
September 15th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
LOL, CJ has to have the best sense of humor of any chick i’ve never met…
Your female friends must be a real bore.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Wow, lots of interest. I’ll let you guys know when I’m ovulating.
Go on…
/I’m doing it wrong, right?
September 15th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
john travolta. he’s gotten lazy since
pulp fiction.joining a Cult
/fixed
September 15th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
what’s you’re monthly bill now, $20?
September 15th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
They had deadwood going on earlier this year, and I started to watch it for the first time. However, in the middle of season 2, HBO put on only 4 episodes for a whole month. That’s bullshit. I quit watching after they did that.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Obviously you don’t enjoy Skinomax that much then…
September 15th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Your female friends must be a real bore.
I’m sure by your standards their all fat and too old
September 15th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
I will get Directv once they are able to show Comcast Sportsnet Philly. Absolutely. I’d even switch to Fios once they get to my ‘hood.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Just went over $100, but that’s because Sunday Ticket charges kicked in.
I currently have 3 active discounts.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
They pulled Deadwood off on-demand when they started pushing the DVD’s for cheap. Best Buy was selling seasons of Deadwood for $20
September 15th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
*they’re*
September 15th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
Obviously you don’t enjoy Skinomax that much then…
the softcore on Showtime is far, far dirtier
September 15th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Thats because its edited down from hardcore.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
They have a good sized selection as well
September 15th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
that’s not too shabby.
i just started with directv, don’t think i’ll switch back to comcast even when the monthly costs even out.
getting a free year of NFL ticket still puts you ahead of the game on all future NFL ticket purchases in the long run.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Skinomax has upped the game a lot recently…Lingerie & Life on Top
/approaching ndub levels here
September 15th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
fuck directv, that is all.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
fuck directv, that is all.
I can’t see getting it in an area where it snows a lot. that thing was always out back in WI. Even a moderately heavy rain would knock service out for a half hour.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
my problem isn’t that the shit goes out in bad weather (happens MAYBE once per month), but that they’re completely and utterly unwilling to take care of their current customers in the slightest.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
(happens MAYBE once per month)
for the amount of money you’re paying.. that’s unacceptable. I can’t remember the last time comcast went out. I don’t think it’s happened since I’ve been down here.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
only time i had a problem was during the hurricane last month.
it’s all about cost savings for me, no way I’m paying comcast what they want, especially now that AMC is in HD on directv.
reminds me, i have to go back to the comcast office and remind the severely cross eyed lady at the desk to remove the non returned hardware fee they keep trying to charge me.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
is comcast dish? i knew the risks of getting a dish when i was getting into it. and the 99% of the other times, DTV’s actual service is pretty good.
it’s just the price and the “don’t care, you’re under contract” bullshit that gets to me.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
He’s probably met his real friends.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
it’s just the price and the “don’t care, you’re under contract”
Obviously DirecTV is SC’s service provider.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
Matchstick Men.
/realizes no one is talking about Nic Cage anymore
September 15th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
comcast is cable.
only provider in my area, aside from directv, so they also get that “don’t care, who else is there” attitude when i tried to haggle prices.
when i did have comcast, the price for service was about average, but then it was an extra $15/month for the HD box, an extra $12/month for HD, an extra $10 for Dvr capabilities…they screw you. and if you want a phone line…$45/month for local and long distance. wtf…
September 15th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
“when i did have comcast, the price for service was about average, but then it was an extra $15/month for the HD box, an extra $12/month for HD, an extra $10 for Dvr capabilities…they screw you.”
DTV does the same…gotta love it.
at least it’s better than our time warner internet…highest speed? not anymore. no notice, no email, no call to see if we want to update…we’re paying for slower internet for more money than the fastest and STILL our internet goes out 5 days per week.
and they’re wholly uncooperative whenever you call them. time warner is the devil.
September 15th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
it’s cheaper though, no HW fees, just a $6 lease fee per month and my HD and DVR service is free.
i know people have had shitty experiences with it, but my parents have had it for years w/o issue and so far so good for me.
the super low cost in the first year is great since i just bought a house and need that extra cash.
September 15th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
“I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed.”
That was no fudgesicle!!
September 16th, 2011 at 1:38 AM
cut the chit chat, a-hole!