Cristiano Ronaldo Knows You Hate Him Because He’s Beautiful

All, Soccer Stephen Douglas September 15th. 2011, 4:13pm

Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t have time for the haters. He says that opposing fans hate him because he’s beautiful and rich. I feel your pain, buddy. [adjusts bolo tie] Via FOX Soccer:

”I think I am whistled at because I am handsome, rich and a great player and people are jealous of me.”

Ronaldo needs to go on Mario Lopez’s awful new show H8r so he can confront some of the ugly, normal people who get their rocks off by booing the greatness that is Ronaldo. I like to imagine Cristiano Ronaldo as a Sancho-type personality.

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41 Responses to “Cristiano Ronaldo Knows You Hate Him Because He’s Beautiful”

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sportsgal116 Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
I whistle at you because you’re ridiculously hot, Cristiano.
/exposes breasts
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HuskerDawg Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
I saw an article on this earlier today. He’s such a prick. I can’t say what he said was incorrect, but the fact that he said it is his problem in a nutshell.
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sousedbergin Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
There is an expectation to be faux-humble and pretend your not sleeping on top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies. That and Portuguese fans are extremely annoying.
Would like to see Jennifer Love Hewitt on H8R as most women seem to despise her.
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cleet Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
/exposes breasts
Estrogen going crazy on TBL today between this and CJ sharing her 86′ing of birth control earlier.
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Chief Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
/exposes breasts
Somebody got a pic of this, right?
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sportsgal116 Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Would like to see Jennifer Love Hewitt on H8R as most women seem to despise her.
She doesn’t even rank in the top 50 of female celebs women hate.
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Anti-KC Res Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Mario Lopez’s awful new show H8r
I read that column today. Nice take down. I must be on that show as a H8r (really? H8r? Fuck you, Lopez.) Send mother fucking Situation to my house to try to make me feel guilty for calling him a fucking brain dead, juiced up bologna-head. Fuck that idiot.
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sousedbergin Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
She doesn’t even rank in the top 50 of female celebs women hate.
Uh Nancy Grace? Mariah Carey? Palin? Angela Merkel? 50 Really?
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Col. Larry H. Parker Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Ooooh ESPN has a new show! My Eyes are Burning with Shelly Smith!
Oh, she’s just filling in for Jim Rome? Moving along…
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sportsgal116 Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:33 PM
Uh Nancy Grace? Mariah Carey? Palin? Angela Merkel? 50 Really?
Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, January Jones, Kim K, the female cast of Jersey Shore, the entire cast of the Hills, I could go on and on. Love Hewitt is irrelevant, not hated.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, January Jones, Kim K, the female cast of Jersey Shore, the entire cast of the Hills, I could go on and on. Love Hewitt is irrelevant, not hated.
I agree with this. Throw in Angelina Jolie and Taylor Swift.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
/exposes breasts
/falls over
//starts complaining to referee
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YYSA Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
I agree with this. Throw in Angelina Jolie and Taylor Swift.
That surprises me. I though everyone rallied around her when Kanye went Kanye.
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sportsgal116 Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
I agree with this. Throw in Angelina Jolie and Taylor Swift.
Them too. And Miley Cyrus.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:41 PM
Ronaldo needs to go on Mario Lopez’s awful new show H8r
This is the spin-off of deadspin.com?
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Broccoli Beef Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
Mario Lopez’s awful new show H8r
Just read that article, that was a great write up. That show does sound terrible. You want sympathy? For what? Oh boo hoo, cry me a river.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
I agree with this. Throw in Angelina Jolie and ~~Taylor Swift~~.
Eh… I feel like this list of celebs women hate has to be ones that men actually like. I don’t know any male who likes or is attracted to Taylor Swift. I’d be more women like her than men, so she is excluded.
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ms621 Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
/exposes breasts
/falls over
//starts complaining to referee
Nicely played.
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starkweather Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:48 PM
I don’t know any male who likes or is attracted to Taylor Swift
Allow me to introduce you to Jay V of Considerable Influence
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arkbadger Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Allow me to introduce you to Jay V of Considerable Influence
I believe the EIC has professed his love before too, has he not?
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YYSA Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, January Jones, Kim K, the female cast of Jersey Shore, the entire cast of the Hills, I could go on and on. Love Hewitt is irrelevant, not hated.
I would like to see this done as some sort of weekly Power Rankings, see who has risen and dropped on Pussy Prognosticators board.
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Anti-KC Res Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
Throw in Angelina Jolie
She may be an uptight bitch, but she is somewhat talented and works at her craft. These cum receptacle bitches and roided up assholes with zero talent other than being dumb and drunk are who I aim at.
Except for Madonna. Fuck that wrinkly old cunt. Figuratively.
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Menarky Party Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
taylor swift looks like an afghan hound
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Anti-KC Res Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:55 PM
I believe the EIC has professed his love before too, has he not?
The chick can’t sing, has a 12 year old boys body, the sky of provolone cheese and a face only an alien could love. I don’t get it.
Jay V just saw her in concert with his nieces or something and liked it. To each his own. I have a hard time liking any chick that at one time opened her legs for John Mayer.
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starkweather Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
I believe the EIC has professed his love before too, has he not?
Hasb’t she been roundup girl a couple of times or something?
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Mr. C Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Allow me to introduce you to Jay V of Considerable Influence
I believe the EIC has professed his love before too, has he not?
I find her figuratively attractive. I’ve never heard her speak, however. And I don’t find her music very interesting.
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YoungmanU2 Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Try … hated b/c you got a teammate thrown out of a World Cup match?
Try … hated b/c you pushed your way out of ManU like a prima donna?
Try … hated b/c you play a bit of an underhanded game – unlike Lionel Messi?
Try … hated b/c you exude the same arrogance on the pitch as the quote above indicates?
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starkweather Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
the sky of provolone cheese
?
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ms621 Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
I think KC got some fire in him after reading that article about H8er.
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The Fan's Attic Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Counterpoint. Ronaldo looks like this.
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wilhelmreems Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
I find her figuratively attractive.
literally speaking, of course.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
taylor swift looks like an afghan hound
Stop sounding like a whiny loser in all your songs. Wa! He broke my heart. Get angry like Alanis.
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ms621 Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
the sky of provolone cheese
?
Haven’t you ever read Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs?
/loved that book when I was growing up
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Mr. C Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
Please replace “figuratively” with physically. Awesome, I’ll be here all week.
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Broccoli Beef Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
Haven’t you ever read Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs?
I have not, and guess that’s why I had no clue what it meant either.
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ms621 Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 5:03 PM
I have not, and guess that’s why I had no clue what it meant either.
Actually I think what KC wrote was a typo.
But Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs is a fucking awesome kids book.
Don’t pay any attention to the movie though.
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Chief Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 5:04 PM
Where’s NDub?
“President Lincoln’s mother is killed by a supernatural creature, which fuels his passion to crush vampires and their slave-owning helpers.” — WHAT THE FUCK?
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José Ovechkin Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 5:16 PM
January Jones was terrible in X-Men. But Jesus Christ, she’s never looked better; specifically her cleavage. Didn’t know she had it like that.
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heldover Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 6:12 PM
Slightly off-topic, but wouldn’t a character like Christiano Ronaldo absolutely KILL in pro wrestling?
/hasn’t watched in many years
//knows who who CM Punk is, though
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roger from oz Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 8:39 PM
Christiano is probably right but the fact that he said something about it makes him totally gay.
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traderjack21 Says:
September 15th, 2011 at 9:08 PM
sportsgal is the best

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