The Extreme Tailgating Bus Will Revolutionize Parking Lot Drunkenness
This is Imagi-Motive‘s Extreme Tailgating Bus. It’s is absolutely breath-taking. It should be every man, woman and child’s goal to own something this incredible. Per Tailgate Lot.com, here are some of my favorite features of the Extreme Tailgating Bus:
Two-keg beer system with interior and exterior taps
Leather Seating with matching Captain’s Chair
1/2 bathroom with toilet and sink
Granite countertop dry bar for drink preparation and service
47″ LCD HDTV with Phillips home theater system and MP3 dock
110v Air Conditioning Unit
Propane powered self-contained generator
30 gal built-in propane tank with 5 gal backup tank beneath BBQ
48″ Pits & Spits propane grill
36″ Pits & Spits smoker with 18″ chimney & custom smoke stack
15,000 BTU Fire Magic Side Burner
2 x 47″ Phillips LCDHD Televisions
2 x Direct TV Satellite Receivers
Custom Touch Screen Computer for control of music and commercial media
Phillips Home Theater System
You can look through the entire bus here and see how it was painstakingly put together here. It’s worth every click. I stand amazed and I salute you Imagi-Motive. Your work is beyond what any mortal could hope to understand.
[Tailgatelot.com, Images via Flickr, h/t: clown]
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September 14th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
This bus > Ambulance.
I’d knock the tires off that thing
September 14th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
I MUST OWN THIS AND RUN OVER OTHER TAILGATES WITH IT.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
So with that bus, why would you ever go into the game?
September 14th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
1/2 bathroom with toilet and sink
No deal. I need a shower.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
So, uh…is this for sale?
September 14th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Although I couldn’t leave this bus in the parking lot and go into the game. No way would feel safe leaving this thing alone.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
No deal. I need a shower.
I don’t think it’s meant to replace an RV. It’s just for tailgating from 7am to 7pm.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
I want now…
/needs a PS3
September 14th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Is this for the people who don’t have tickets then? If I had this, why would I want to go into the stadium?
September 14th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
If you can afford to maintain that bus and keep it stocked, you can afford an armed guard
September 14th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
/drops pants
//commences
September 14th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
To one-up everyone and charge admission.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
Holy shit. This would make football season out of control. I would be in Athens for every game.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
This is what I was thinking. Why leave your house?
September 14th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
because tailgating >>> your house
September 14th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
I’d have to do it North Korean style, with one guy facing the bus and two other guys in front of him, watching one another.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
This.
Add in tailgating games like washers and tailgating is the best.
/plus massive consumption of booze and bad food
September 14th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
No deal. I need a shower.
I don’t think it’s meant to replace an RV. It’s just for tailgating from 7am to 7pm.
Solid point. But, I’d want to live in this thing.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
FUCK YO BUS!
September 14th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
oh, i love tailgating. I go to Browns games on a Brown’s bus, it’s just not anything like this bus. I would live in this fucking thing.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
/types segregation joke
//backspaces like crazy
September 14th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
I need a shower.
because you stink.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
Does not compute. I don’t know about you, but we try to have actually have good food at our tailgates…
September 14th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
We try to as well, we’ve been upgrading from burgers and dogs to steaks, ribs, scallops in our recent football tailgates. Baseball tailgates are still dogs & burgers.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
If you are spending all of this money, why go with a 2nd tier TV/Home Theater System?
September 14th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
who the fuck eats bad food at tailgates?
September 14th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
If you mean Phillips TVs, probably because they’re donated for the PR.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Absolutely true.
I’d tailgate my kid’s kindergarten graduation if it were socially acceptable.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
By bad food I mean bad as in health bad. I’m not eating baked salmon and broccoli when I go to an Eagles game.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Anyone here have a 5dimes account? Just opened one but it has been a few years since I used an online book. What is the best method of deposits/withdrawals?
September 14th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
I don’t know about “bad food” but “bad for your health” food is mandatory.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
I would never buy a ticket for another football game ever if I owned this bus. I would also take the entire fall off and travel to a new stadium every weekend. I’d be dead of liver failure within 3 years.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
I would think the only additional thing for you guys would be a stripper pole. The drunk tailgate chicks you invite back would dance for you.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
I like to eat things that I assisted in killing the night prior. Then name them. Then eat them.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
I want to party with the Trekkie.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
Plus those and the Blaupunkt speakers can better weather the elements.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
that bus better have a bakery for extrabongticular activities.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Thank god. You’d stink fart the people next to you into oblivion.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
I saw several similar busses (at least from the outside) at Southern Cal when we went out for the drubbing of OSU. Amazing stuff. One specifically had a catering service for the food. It looked like 4 star dining, which I found to be absurd.
Instead, we went with friends of friends to a Samoan tailgate (Polamalu and other players families) and had pig on a spit. Literally, they cooked 2 pigs for the day. Had multiple kegs of multiple beers, and a private 3 pack of port-a-potties, locked for tailgate use only.
It was badass.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
/pours a Grain Belt out for Applesauce
September 14th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
I might be nervous driving this thing on the road, looks like a bomb ready to go off…
25+ gallon gas tank
30 gal built-in propane tank with 5 gal backup tank beneath
15,000 BTU Fire Magic Side Burner
September 14th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Having a bathroom in that thing is key. I had to take a shit in a porta-potty this weekend. Not a good time.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Maybe…however I enjoy seeing actual strippers afterwards. Though having the pole would reduce the cash burn after the game.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
#HUMBLEBRAG
September 14th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
I hope you employed the hover technique.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
You can’t shit in those bathrooms. Haven’t you ever been on a tour bus before? No shitting allowed.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
seriously…shitting on a bus is a criminal offense.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
Good call on that hashtag. That pre-game experience was well worth it!
September 14th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Yup, our booze bus we took to Charlotte smelled to holy hell by the time we got down there. Drinking + 13 hour bus trip = nasty shits.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Bullshit.
/pun intended
//Dave Matthews
September 14th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Not as big of a criminal offense as shitting on a boat. You get your ass in the water and let that sea pickle float. Not on my boat, motherfucker.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
We had a no bend no shitting rule on the RV we took to the Indy 500 a couple years ago. If you pooped in the RV you would be subject to ejection, a $500 fine and you weren’t allowed to wear a shirt during the race while horrible drawn into your back with sun tan lotion.
We had a pooper. The pooper had walked out of the race with giant dick on his back and POOP in barely legible letters on the his chest. It was worth emptying the poop tank before the trip home.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
That thing is no joke but I’ve seen as good and better in Auburn. Especially when LSU is in town.
September 14th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
more imprtant than the hover technique is the ‘don’t look down’ technique
betcha can’t not
September 14th, 2011 at 4:08 PM
Half of all LSU fans are now searching the Internet looking for where they can buy one of these.
The other half don’t know how to use the Internet, or are just unaware it exists.