Ines Sainz Keeps Her Outfits Tight on the Soccer Field and on the Football Field
All, Media Gossip/Musings September 14th. 2011, 2:27pm
At right: reporter Ines Sainz at a soccer practice talking to Landon Donovan. I don’t have the date on the photo, but a reader sent it in (mostly because said reader can’t stop laughing at the guy in the background) and guessed it was taken either at the 2010 World Cup, or before it.
Below: Ines Sainz at Jets’ practice today. It appears she has recycled an outfit she wore to the US Open two days ago.
And that completes the fashion portion of the day at TBL.
[Jets pic via Rod Boone, H/T Tim Ryan]
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September 14th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
She has hungry butt in the jeans picture.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Way to further that credible reporter thing you were going for last year, Inez…
Your relevance does not extend outside of the backside of those jeans or your bra.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:31 PM
this is the greatest ass in the history of asses.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
I think I saw those heels employed at VIPs or The Admiral a few years back.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
She has hungry butt in the jeans picture.
What’s it, uh, hungry for?
September 14th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
What’s it, uh, hungry for?
Denim?
September 14th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Well, if she splits the atom, I’ll let it slide.
/Hernia’d
September 14th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
That donovan picture is hilarious. I can’t stop laughing either.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
How many more years until it looks like a Hyundai that got stuck in a 3 hour hail storm?
September 14th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
i too, am not aware of what hungry butt is.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
oh, id say a long time. she’s clearly preserving her finest assets.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Denim?
Oh…
/kicks rock
September 14th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Can you just put the whole bag in?
/Louie’d
September 14th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
I’ll admit I’ve never heard of “hungry butt”.
That is known as a “photobomb”, no?
September 14th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
i too, am not aware of what hungry butt is.
Jeans are riding up, her ass must be hungry.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
love that toilet
September 14th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
I’d hit it.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
Outstanding.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
I’d hit it.
And then, shortly thereafter, quit it?
September 14th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Sort of on topic I suppose, but I just noticed this “Joey Diehl’s Monstrous Gash” under moreleads on the sidebar.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Hungry butt is when your butt crack looks like it’s eating the pants you’re wearing because they’re too tight.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Gather round kiddies, and take notes. This here is what a doctorate from Spencer’s University of Hyperbole State College can do for you. Look at how he states opinion as fact! Take note that he ignores everything except the here and now! Yessir, a dregree from SUHSC can elevate you to the top of internet sports blog fandom.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Great Googlly Mooglly that is a nice ass.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
After further studying, it looks like she’s suffering from a case of hungry vagina as opposed to hungry butt. I’d wager a guess that she took a moment alone to pull those jeans out of her crotch.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
But, in an unexpected twist, it actually looks like he butt is eating the denim from the bottom of the cheeks, and not the crack.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
Interesting, never heard that before, ever.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
SUHSC is now offering online classes too. but not for st. bear because he’s a dickface who won’t even provide fifteen to twenty comprable asses to back up his hatery.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Ah, makes sense. Thanks!
September 14th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
She has hungry butt in the jeans picture.
What’s it, uh, hungry for?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_kGWWHwUXs
September 14th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
It’s like Craig Sager complaining that nobody takes him seriously, and then showing up for work in a lavender sport coat.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
NOW SHE IS A CREDIBLE REPORTER AND ANY COMPANY WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE HER. YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED FOR SUGGESTING SHE IS ANYTHING MORE THAN EYE CANDY.
Gah, damn HR has us repeat that all the time.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:48 PM
I thought there was a moratorium on that description
September 14th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
hawkeye prefers “turdcutter” to “toilet.”
September 14th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
It’s hump day at theCHIVE. Ass away, gents. Ass away.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Is their football team any good?
September 14th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
hawkeye prefers “turdcutter” to “toilet.”
I prefer “starfish” or “balloon knot”.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Ryan: Oh Christ. Do you really want me to come out and say it? YOU ARE FUCKING HOTTER THAN TULSA IN AUGUST AND THAT BODY IS BUILT FOR FUCKING. No one here can concentrate because everyone here is imaging what life is like inside that body of yours. You’re too attractive. And those jeans are just…
Shonn Greene: SLAMMIN’.
Ryan: What he said.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
You’ve shared a number of such examples from your personal stash, but Here ya go.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
So is she any more credible than the girl who used to work St John’s games?
September 14th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
I hate to keep harping on this, but I never want to hear an attractive woman complain how hard it is to make it in the business ever again.
/has to hear it constantly at work
September 14th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Has he ever complained? And Sager is awesome. I take him seriously. He went to my high school! I have pictures with him! #NOTAHUMBLEBRAG
September 14th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
reef chicks? cmon lawya…sainz is like queen reef. they would call her the queef, but, well, you know…
September 14th, 2011 at 2:54 PM
Michelle Tafoya has done a lot with a little.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
I’d drag my dick through 2 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart over a payphone.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
You can be damned sure they don’t run a faggy offense.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
in one comment, you’ve been more helpful than Clay has been in all of 2011.
thanks, SG
September 14th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Yeah, well, Mark Johnson went to my high school and beat the motherfuckin’ Russkies in Lake Placid! Unfortunately for my story no photos nor did I smoke weed with his son who was a couple grades below me
September 14th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
turdcutter is too crass to say in public.
toilet seems to work.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Damn where did that come from? Did I miss something?
September 14th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
+ whatever you want
September 14th, 2011 at 2:57 PM
I can’t Google Image search too much at work, but I’d put Stacy Keibler above her. Plus that gif of the chick hiking up her skirt over a thong.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
turdcutter is too crass to say in public.
toilet seems to work.
No love for the balloon knot?
Wait, that came out wrong….
September 14th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
You’re welcome… are you familiar with the term Swass or Swamp Ass?
September 14th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
The use of “payphone” takes this missive to another level.
September 14th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
you mean this gif of the chick hiking up her skirt over a thong?
http://nyc.3432.voxcdn.com/files/2010/12/img4ceb69b62a67a3.gif
/miss html dearly
September 14th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
#shotsfired
/payaso’d
September 14th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Damn where did that come from? Did I miss something?
Dirt calls TBL out on many many things, perhaps TBL is finally taking some umbrage with it.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
scarjo’s evidence from this morning makes sainz’s just ok
September 14th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
All of these disgusting terms are describing the butt hole, not the butt itself. Go back to the drawing board, boys.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
Can I borrow this for conversation this weekend? I’ll give you full credit, of course.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
dumper > toilet > turd cutter
September 14th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
yes, i know swamp ass.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
oh my.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Inez needs to up the game and just do nude pics on the field.
That or we need that soccer chick from Paraguay to do more nude shots.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
a butt without a hole is a danish.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:01 PM
Yeah, ScarJo’s is burned permanently into my cerebral cortex. Amazing.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
I prefer “starfish” or “balloon knot”.
(stands. applauds.)
And “hungrybutt”? I prefer the term “entrapment,” myself.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
All of these disgusting terms are describing the butt hole, not the butt itself. Go back to the drawing board, boys.
I should have known someone who gets irritated when people do not differentiate between the nipple and the areola would say this.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
a butt without a hole is a danish.
Are you saying Danish people don’t shit?
September 14th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
I believe John Madden coined the term Swamp Ass after circling Larry Allen’s affected area late in an early season game one year
September 14th, 2011 at 3:03 PM
I don’t know why, but “turd cutter” has got my eyes welling up at work right now…
/people are staring
//don’t care
September 14th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
Holy fuckery, that gif is fantastic.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
Can someone link me the ScarJo thing you’re talking about? Or at least tell me where it is.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
I’ve always been partial to the term slap canvas. It’s unique.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
all im saying about the danish is that beowulf’s story is highly unlikely.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
Oh why thank you kind sir. That would definitely be the one.
/closes office door
//grabs kleenex
September 14th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
No, he’s saying women don’t shit, nor do they fart.
/my fantasy world
September 14th, 2011 at 3:05 PM
can’t link it, but Scar Jo is at wwtdd.com
September 14th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Can someone link me the ScarJo thing you’re talking about? Or at least tell me where it is.
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2011/09/scarlett-johansson-is-naked-leaked.html
NSFW obviously.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Sarah Palin thread, and the thread after that one too. Then again in another later thread. It’s been in basically every single thread today.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:06 PM
Comfort tester is another one I’ve heard. Because the ass slap is very much a comfort tester. Sometimes you get the lightning strike reaction. Others you get a slight shock, then followed by requests for further application.
The first ass slap is a defining moment in sexual progress.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
wow, that gif is ABSURD
September 14th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
Thanks!
September 14th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
I think about the previous 3 or 4 posts had a link to it.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:07 PM
No, he’s saying women don’t shit, nor do they fart.
So long as you are with a girl who does not fart a lot*, it’s actually kind of funny when it happens. Especially because of how embarrassed women can be about it.
*’a lot’ is defined as more than 4 times a year.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
The first ass slap is a defining moment in sexual progress.
So very true.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
I’m pretty sure that’s Anne Hathaway’s toilet/turdcutter/ass/ in that GIF.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:08 PM
in one comment, you’ve been more helpful than Clay has been in all of 2011.
You’ve changed, TBL. Why so angry?
September 14th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Once you get married/live with the girl, the farts will not be held back.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Anne hathaway naked is only reason to watch “Love and Other Drugs”
September 14th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Once you get married/live with the girl, the farts will not be held back.
We do live together. I think she’s still holding back some, but she’s less embarrassed about it when it happens than she used to be.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
To be fair, people constantly take shots at Duffy and TBL no matter what they say or write. If I was in their position, I would’ve been banning people left and right. It’s amazing the amount of restraint they show.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
HA +1 to you
September 14th, 2011 at 3:11 PM
Once you get married/live with the girl, the farts will not be held back.
I have lived with my wife for over 5 years now and still have never heard her fart.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
To be fair, people constantly take shots at Duffy and TBL no matter what they say or write. If I was in their position, I would’ve been banning people left and right. It’s amazing the amount of restraint they show.
If they did that you would be the only one left here.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:12 PM
I’m moving in with her at the beginning of the month. Should I start preparing for the dutch ovens?
September 14th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
then this place would suck like Deadspin
September 14th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
She’s a fucking saint! I heard mine fart in her sleep once, other than that….NEVER.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:13 PM
(German anger joke, probably with hints of fascism)
September 14th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Once you get married/live with the girl, the farts will not be held back.
farts are nothing compared to the trash can full of bloody vagina pads. That’s what really stinks.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
I’m sort of…disappointed. Maybe I hyped it up too much.
/cue “/ATLBadger” tag
September 14th, 2011 at 3:14 PM
I’m moving in with her at the beginning of the month. Should I start preparing for the dutch ovens?
Depends on who is performing the dutch oven.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
I frequented over there the other day and got a headache. That layout is fucking brutal, the commentary sucks, and is impossible to follow.
/that is all
September 14th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
Spencer, I’d also like to submit for further review, this body double of Rachel McAdams.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:15 PM
farts are nothing compared to the trash can full of bloody vagina pads. That’s what really stinks.
She still doesn’t allow me to empty a certain trash can in the house during certain times of the month lest I get grossed out by a bodily function of hers. I’m not going to argue with her.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
This. Farts are nothing compared that the horror of that. Thankfully we each have our own bathroom.
/somehow I ended up with the small bathroom even though I’m nearly three times her size.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
I weep for our society.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
St. Bear, I thought it came out that that wasn’t a body double…or did I just imagine that?
September 14th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
indeed, it would. People don’t take shot at Lisk, because, well……he’s good. People don’t go after CRM because he mostly writes puff pieces that doesn’t generate widely varying opinions. TBL and Duffy, on the other hand. They take unpopular stance and duffy comes across like a elitist because of the language he uses.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:17 PM
I’m moving in with her at the beginning of the month. Should I start preparing for the dutch ovens?
I did that once. Good thing it was before we had kids otherwise she would have my testicles in a pickle jar somewhere. Never again.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
/points at Shatner
FATTY FATTY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTY!
September 14th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
Praise be to the 7 Gods.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
See, now Dirt’s helping…I think that ties the score up at 1-1 with SportsGal
September 14th, 2011 at 3:18 PM
/goes on 40 mile run, crying the entire time
September 14th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
When most women fart, they act like it was a gastric anomaly or a bodily accident or something.
A dutch oven is a willful act that requires not only an enjoyment of farting, but also the cunning and daring to share that gas with the unwilling. I daresay most women do not fill this criteria.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Praise be to the 7 Gods.
wanna know how lazy I am? I just got book 5 in the mail yesterday, but it’s too heavy to read, so I’m going to buy it again on the iPad.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
PLSK, the commentary there sucks because they only let a few people comment. it’s basically one person makes a comment and everyone else just puts a +1. no discussion or banter. boring as hell
September 14th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
I dated a girl once who farted in her sleep after the first night we banged. I about fell out of the bed laughing.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
See, now Dirt’s helping…
I don’t know what that was about, or how/why I still owe him help, but whatever. Consider my chops busted, and my behavior chastised.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
st. bear…im sticking with sainz. to be the GOAT you gotta clomp around the farmyard more than once a .gif, ya hurd?
September 14th, 2011 at 3:21 PM
I fart constantly throughout the night. Get em out the way, because from 9-5, it’s “no fart zone” in the office.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Other than Drew Magary, I can’t think of a compelling writer over there. I used to read AJ before he took it over, but he doesn’t write that much anymore.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:22 PM
CRM, Lisk, and Hernia come into the comments and mix it up with us commoners and make us feel included.
TBL and duffy come into the comments to show us how righteous they are and how horribly misguided we are.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
My office smells like a sulfur mine 90% of the time.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
9-5 no fart zone? the fuck is this, soviet russia?
September 14th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
I don’t even burp in front of my girl. Damn manners.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:23 PM
/high five SC
September 14th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
Crop dusting the office is one of life’s great pleasures.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
I fart constantly throughout the night. Get em out the way, because from 9-5, it’s “no fart zone” in the office.
Do you not have a door? Or if you are in a cubicle can you not go to the bathroom or breakroom? Or outside? I could not possibly hold in farts all day….I’d screw up my insides.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:24 PM
Oi vey.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
I’m in a small booth for seven hours a day. The chair in that place is like baking soda, absorbing every fucking fart and taco smell from the past 15-20 years.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
I am a lowly paid common worker. Don’t have my own office. Me and 3 other share this little corner of the office. Farting in front of them is out of question. I do try to lay out some crop dusters once in a while.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:25 PM
I let that asshole talk shit behind my back all day.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
/return high five
And I work with mostly women. They know it’s me. My office has a door and my flatulence helps keep unwanted visitors at bay.
I do have a fan strategically placed underneath my desk when my brand gets a little sour for my own tastes. It’s a tiny little desk fan with a remote.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Anyone here have a 5dimes account? Just opened one but it has been a few years since I used an online book. What is the best method of deposits/withdrawals?
September 14th, 2011 at 3:28 PM
i like asking annoying coworkers to come check something out on my comp whenever my starfish is barking…oh, you wanna say something don’t you? but it’d be SOOOOOO rude. how’s my ass taste?
September 14th, 2011 at 3:31 PM
You guys would be fun to work with, compared to the bitches here.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
GG…you’d throw a stapler at me after a week. guarantee it.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
You guys should go to the bathroom more regularly/drink more water/eat better. Your fart production will decrease immensely
September 14th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
you kidding me? you have any idea how gassy a lot of protein, whole grain oats and good fats makes you?
September 14th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
from what I hear, she might miss due to your short stature.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
I eat well like that and rarely fart. I go to the bathroom regularly so that takes care of the issue.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
god damnit, IM SIX FOOT OK?
im gonna go rob a store just for proof.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
don’t blame me. Blame the guys from the Bama/Penn State game on Saturday.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
was there another photoshop? christ almighty.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
My buddy can make himself fart, like Will the farter. It’s fucking awesome.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
“Ohio man seen leaving a convenience store with wad of cash and platform shoes.”
September 14th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
spencer, can’t remember which ones met you..either mantistoboggan or Roeth..the quote was “and I’m like 7 inches taller than spencer”. Short jokes came flowing after that.
September 14th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
yea i know…i saw it.
again, if i never got pissed, it’d have just gone away.
September 14th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
i’ve said it every time the topic comes up and i’ll say it here
IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND IT COMES FROMM YOUR ASS!
i have never and will never want to ‘bond’ with a woman through gas
/quirky, i know
September 14th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
With her butt and my brains, we can rule the world.
September 14th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
I’ve always been partial to Dookie Chute
/From the South
//We like ass down here
///Not just our cousins asses either