Breaking Down the Worst Teams In the League: Who Fits the Profile After Week 1?
If you were on Twitter at all during the Sunday games, you probably heard lots of chatter about how this team or that looked like the favorite for the Andrew Luck sweepstakes. Now, we don’t know if Andrew Luck will actually end up being the first overall pick, as in the past, names like Jimmy Clausen and Brian Brohm were being touted a year early as the top pick. Luck, though, strikes me as a pretty safe bet to be among the top picks. Whether it really is the battle for Luck, let’s take a look at how teams that finished in last started the season, and who fits the profile.
I went through the teams that finished with the worst record since 1990 and would have been in line for the first overall pick (not all got it, because of expansion teams or trades). Here are a few notes on those teams in week 1.
- Only one of them (Carolina in 2001) won the season opener, and the average score was a 28-11 loss. Almost half (10 of 21) scored 10 points or less in the season opening loss. 9 of 21 allowed 30 or more points.
- The average turnovers was 3, while average forced was 1. 10 of the 21 forced no turnovers in the opener. Turnovers varied greatly, from 0 to 6 on offense.
- The average number of offensive first downs was 14.3, with 10 teams having 13 or fewer. Only 3 teams on the list managed 20 or more first downs.
- Defensive performance was more variable, with average first downs allowed at 19.9. 5 of them allowed 14 or less, while 4 allowed 25 or more.
- They were almost universally bad at passing in game 1 on a rate basis. The average net yards per pass was a dismal 4.2. Only 3 of them averaged 6.0 or more yards per pass play in week 1. 8 of them averaged less than 4.0 yards per pass.
- The pass defense was below average, but not as bad as the offense. They allowed 7.3 Net Yards per pass on average. 6 held teams to under 6.0 net yards per attempt, while 5 others were lit up, giving up more than 9.0 net yards a pass in the opener.
- They tended to be below average at yards per carry, and defensive yards per carry allowed, but highly variable. The averaged ypc was 3.7, while the average ypc against was 4.2.
So, if we are looking at the key indicators from week 1, almost all lost, often comfortably. They tended to have really bad pass offenses, and tended to be below average at everything else.
The worst teams at passing in week 1 were Minnesota (28 net pass yards on 15 passes and 2 sacks), Kansas City (105 net yards on 36 passes and 2 sacks) and Seattle (155 net yards on 37 passes and 5 sacks) were the three teams that put up performances that were below the average of the last 21 teams to “win” the top pick among existing NFL teams the following season. Minnesota, San Francisco (in a win), Kansas City, and Tennessee had 13 or fewer offensive first downs last week.
I already opened the Chiefs and Seahawks as my lowest teams in the power rankings, and maybe I had Minnesota too high after they played a closer game against San Diego, but one in which they were dominated on a per play basis and the offense was dismal.
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September 14th, 2011 at 7:10 PM
Open question [warning Fantasy Football content]:
Rank these WR for the remainder of the year (no need to show your work):
Holmes, Britt, Wayne, Bowe
Helping settle trade a discussion among friends.
September 14th, 2011 at 7:11 PM
(28 net pass yards on 15 passes and 2 sacks), Kansas City (105 net yards on 36 passes and 2 sacks) and Seattle (155 net yards on 37 passes and 5 sacks
Tavaris Jackson can one day say he outplayed Donavon McNabb and Matt Cassell on the same Sunday. The grandkids will be proud.
September 14th, 2011 at 7:13 PM
Holmes
Britt
Wayne
Bowe
Though the 1st 2 could be swapped and I wouldn’t argue.
September 14th, 2011 at 7:16 PM
Britt, Holmes, Bowe, Wayne. With no offense to Wayne, but he’s got no chance with Collins and I do not believe for one second Manning is playing this year and if he does, he’ll look more like Cooper than Eli.
September 14th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Only time will tell.
Judging teams as great or horrible, after week one is usually not a good exercise.
September 14th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
I’d go Wayne, Holmes, Bowe, Britt
September 14th, 2011 at 7:19 PM
It is a shame to see Wayne 3rd or 4th on a list that includes that crap and I would have to agree with Tom…Holmes, Britt, Bowe/Wayne after the first week. See how things go the next 2 then the rankings might change a bit.
September 14th, 2011 at 7:21 PM
I’d go Wayne, Holmes, Bowe, Britt Roeth
Non-conformity!!!
September 14th, 2011 at 7:22 PM
Funny radio chatter out here after the Niners/Seahawks game was about how it could potentially line up where Harbaugh got Luck for 3 years and Carroll could potentially be getting him for 3x that. Now THAT would suck for the Niners!
September 14th, 2011 at 7:22 PM
I’d go Wayne, Britt, Holmes, Bowe
September 14th, 2011 at 7:23 PM
Whats the line on the Dallas/SF game this weekend?
September 14th, 2011 at 7:26 PM
Thanks for the responses.
They are just as varied as those engaged in this discussion.
September 14th, 2011 at 7:27 PM
I’m seeing it at Dallas -3 right now.
September 14th, 2011 at 7:28 PM
Btw, my ranking wasn’t a reflection of Wayne as much as it was how bad the QB/OL situations are. With a Healthy Peyton, I would pick Wayne first easily.
September 14th, 2011 at 7:32 PM
Thanks for the responses.
They are just as varied as those engaged in this discussion. Babar
Back before I was wedded and had a kid, my friends are had discussions (read, drunken screaming matches.) We settled them with small pot wagers. You ought put togther a wager with your friends and have everyone rank accordingly and put $10 in the pot and wager on the order in terms of fantasy points. Winner gets the money and bragging rights. Losers will immediately find something else to wager on to get their money back.
September 14th, 2011 at 7:36 PM
Has anyone watched the NBC Sports shows on Versus yet? Not too bad. I hate ESPN so I may tune in on occasion. They actually talked about hockey for 10-15 minutes today.
September 14th, 2011 at 7:39 PM
That’s brilliant KC, I like it. And since we’re on the topic of fantasy trades real quick…
My brother offered me Lynch for Fred Jackson. Jackson is a flex play for me at best, and I’m going to turn down the trade. But how do you guys feel about Lynch’s value as opposed to someone like Addai? I’m planning on just rejecting the deal all together, but curious if anyone likes Lynch more than I do.
September 14th, 2011 at 7:47 PM
I wouldn’t want any of those players. Deep league?
September 14th, 2011 at 7:49 PM
Yes and no. Only 10 teams, but we only play 2WR, 1RB and 2W/R so a lot of people pick up RB’s. There are also 7 bench spots so most guys that are usually available are sitting on people’s benches.
September 14th, 2011 at 7:55 PM
That can really hamstring a league. By the way, nice loss last week to the first time ff player.
September 14th, 2011 at 8:00 PM
Agree that Holmes and Britt are close at the top while Wayne and Bowe are a tier below.
Gross all around but that Seattle offense looks horrendous
September 14th, 2011 at 8:04 PM
Diesel
Are you interested in joining a TBL hockey league? I need to start filling up spots before I forget about it then am fucked on draft day.
September 14th, 2011 at 8:06 PM
Thanks dick. The ONLY way he could have beaten me was with a long TD from Welker, and of course that happened. I was winning the match-up until that play happened.
September 14th, 2011 at 8:11 PM
BB
Have you read this? Check number 14. Couture is gonna be a good one.
I’m pumped for the NHL. First Wings preseason game is like next week I think.
September 14th, 2011 at 8:21 PM
No, haven’t checked out much at all actually. But damn, that makes me very excited. I loved him last year, and that’s very refreshing to know he’s constantly checking out the guys better than him and trying to improve.
September 14th, 2011 at 8:39 PM
I hate ESPN
Here’s another reason to: Those fucktards have the Chiefs six spots above the Bills in their NFL rankings. If you’re gonna rank teams after one game, you might want to take into consideration the outcome of that one game.
Another reason, part II: The big feature right now on ESPeeIn’s front page is how Little E can win the Cup Chase. Bejebus Chrikie, how much farther up Junior’s ass can they stick their heads?
I hate ESPN too.
September 14th, 2011 at 8:58 PM
once again, I shall say I love scarlett johansson.
and I agree with nada.
/B-B-B-B-B-BILLS!
September 14th, 2011 at 9:08 PM
Those pic’s were extremely disappointing. I expected much more. And there is a cynical faction of sport fans out there who hate BSPN for a multitude of reasons.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:10 PM
I was expecting larger boobs
September 14th, 2011 at 9:12 PM
Yup to all of this. Still though, it was a nice thing to wake up to.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:16 PM
I felt like I was mislead. She looked busty, curvy and sultry in that movie about that book with a lot of people in it.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:16 PM
I was expecting larger boobs
I didn’t see the un-edited pics, but that was the first thing I thought. Maybe she has oversized ribs.
And, also, always remember this… those were pics from a cell phone/dig. camera. 99.94% of any other pic you see of her are professionally airbrushed.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:20 PM
Well, looking at this pic, maybe they’re accurate…
September 14th, 2011 at 10:05 PM
Week 1 last season Houston was heading to the playoffs
September 14th, 2011 at 10:09 PM
Week 1 last season Houston was heading to the playoffs
true.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:11 PM
Week 1 last season Houston was heading to the playoffs
true.
They are working up to San Diego playoff status.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:15 PM
Here’s another reason to: Those fucktards have the Chiefs six spots above the Bills in their NFL rankings. If you’re gonna rank teams after one game, you might want to take into consideration the outcome of that one game.
Well, performance in close games is non-predictive (assumes ESPN counts anything within 40 as close game).
No, seriously, I checked. Even if we assume Buffalo is 8-8 or worse, there are only 13 teams since 1970 who have won a road game by 34 or more, and finished .500 or lower. In all 13, they were better than the team they blew out in retrospect. Only arguable one is a 2-14 Bengals team blowing out a 4-12 Houston team that won some fluky games.
You couldn’t give me enough odds to take the Chiefs in Chiefs win total vs Buffalo total.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:16 PM
Vladdy sorry I’m buried at work. I gotta pass on fantasy hockey, in 4 football leagues and by the time those end I’m gearing up for baseball. Don’t really follow close enough outside the Blackhawks either.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:17 PM
Lisk your ability to generate relevant stats is amazing
September 14th, 2011 at 10:20 PM
Lisk your ability to generate relevant stats is amazing
Diesel, play around with the team game finder at PFR. Best tool ever.
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/play-index/tgl_finder.cgi
You get used to it, you figure out how to set up searches quickly, by week, category, home or away, playoff team or not, opponent as winning team or not, etc.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:23 PM
Are you interested in joining a TBL hockey league? I need to start filling up spots before I forget about it then am fucked on draft day.
How long does a draft take? Hockey may be only sport I’ve never done. Points for Goals/Assists, what else? Team Goals Against?
With no NBA, it might be fun and get me back into hockey.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:34 PM
Lisk your ability to generate relevant stats is amazing
Diesel
Word.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:55 PM
That search tool is pretty sweet.
These is the default Yahoo scoring categories for fantasy hockey:
Goals
Assists
Plus/Minus
Penalty Minutes
Powerplay Points
Shots on Goal
Wins
Goals Against Average
Save Percentage
Shutouts
September 14th, 2011 at 11:10 PM
I’m gonna drop an OT comment here:
The two new NBC sitcoms were surprisingly entertaining. Although I can totally see the Hank Azaria show bottoming out after a few episodes and getting yanked.
END OT
September 15th, 2011 at 12:05 AM
The new one, Playboy Club, is filming is my town tonight. Amber Heard can get it.
September 15th, 2011 at 12:17 AM
Thanks dick. The ONLY way he could have beaten me was with a long TD from Welker, and of course that happened. I was winning the match-up until that play happened.
maybe the rookie shouldn;t have been close enough for it to matter, dexter
September 15th, 2011 at 9:15 AM
The Jets are the worst. Easily. Mike Thomas is going to destroy Revis Atoll. Shonn Greene’s career peak has been downgraded to Lamar Smith. Go Jets.