There once was a news girl named Sarah
Whose loins were a burning caldera
‘Til a black guy named Rice
Was able to advise
Her to let him hose off her Sahara.

Then Sarah grew fond of Glen’s juice,
‘Cause it certainly made her flower loose!
But soon Glen had to go,
And Sarah, don’t your know
True to form, started dating a moose!

Later on Sarah decided to marry
Her sweetheart, who’s white ordinary
Now “Once you go black
You never go back”
Is liable to give Todd his first coronary!

But Sarah, being a political over achiever
Was able to cool her red hot Alaskan beaver.
But now we all know
That there’s more to her show
‘Cause this candidate once had Jungle Fever!

So this reporter stalks her for 2 years and the best thing hes got is that she plowed Glen Rice? BEFORE she was married mind you.

Stalked? Are you serious? Do you even know the meaning of the word? Yes, the author moved into a house next door to the Palins. Did he hide that fact? No. Did he use any of that information in his book? He says he did not. The Palins also built a massive fence to block his sightlines. I’m sure if the author had followed Palin around town, they would have had him arrested. So, please tell me how he “stalked” her.

And anyone who claims this is “racism,” is an f-ing moron. This is about her preaching abstinence, not Glen Rice being a black man. It’s just amusing irony that the queen of one of the biggest racist groups (if not THE biggest) in the country (the Tea Party, do I even need to say it?), not only banged a high-profile black athlete, but allegedly has a fetish about black men in general.

I don’t especially care what she did 20-something years ago. But when she’s telling others how to live their lives at that same age, it DOES smack of hypocrisy. Then again, I didn’t care about Clinton getting oral in the White House. A President deserves some perks. It didn’t effect his ability to do his job. My only criticism was Bill’s choice of a chunky intern when he could have gotten the Marilyn Monroe/Megan Fox of his day.

Palin’s new nickname is TP. Table Pussy. Thank you Quietgoesthedon.

Outstanding.
_________________________________________________ HA!

Really feel like Glen shoulda been doing better than this. Palin’s always been overrated to me in the looks department, even when she was younger she was

Well, there are two standards when you’re on the road. In a pinch, table pussy works just fine.

Can anyone find the boxscores for those three games in Alaska that year? I know that Michigan smoked Miami, then lost a close game to Arizona, before beating UAB. But I can’t find stats for Rice for those three games.

Palin announces for Republican presidential nomination in a month. Romney and Perry split the vote for mainstream Republicans. Voters figure out that Bachmann is mentally retarded from having talked about HPV vaccination. Palin slides by to win the nomination and names Glenn Rice as her VP. Rice and Palin could get it on in the White House on the 25th anniversary of their first hook up.

She was all over him like white on Rice….

Outstanding.

just a few days apart please, and i go first

Those puppies seem a lot less perky when freed from their cage.

Sarah Palin
Glen Rice
Happy Hump Day

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