Book Claim: Sarah Palin Hooked Up With Glen Rice in 1987, When He Played For Michigan

Joe McGinniss, the investigative reporter who moved next door to Sarah Palin to write a book about the former Governor, has unearthed a blockbuster claim that the sports world will love: In 1987, when Palin was working at an Anchorage TV station, she hooked up with Michigan basketball player Glen Rice, who was in Alaska for a college hoops tournament. The National Enquirer has the details:
In the book, which will be published on September 20th, McGinniss claims Sarah had a steamy interracial hookup with basketball stud GLEN RICE less than a year before she eloped with her husband Todd.
Sarah hooked up with the NBA great, then a 6-foot-8 junior at the University of Michigan when he was playing in a college basketball tournament in Alaska in 1987, the book says. At the time, Sarah, just out of college, was working as a sports reporter for the Anchorage TV station KTUU.
A publishing source told The ENQUIRER that McGinniss claims Sarah had a “fetish” for black men at the time and he quotes a friend as saying Sarah had “hauled (Rice’s) ass down.”
And before you dismiss this as some rumor … Rice confirmed the story to McGinniss.
Rice went on to lead Michigan to the title in 1989, and then had a very productive NBA career (he was a phenomenal shooter). He wound up marrying the gorgeous Christina Rice, but that fell apart when he found a man she was having an affair with in the closet of a house they used to share together. In a scene straight out of the Last Boy Scout, Rice beat the crap out of the guy (the man needed nine stitches).

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September 14th, 2011 at 8:48 AM
this would mean that she went back, no?
September 14th, 2011 at 8:49 AM
One last hurrah before she settled down, I see nothing wrong with that..
September 14th, 2011 at 8:49 AM
This post should have been called “Who’s Nailin’ Palin”
September 14th, 2011 at 8:51 AM
He was one of the best shooters I ever saw play for Michigan. Obviously, he could score with the best of them too. Way to go, Glen!!!
September 14th, 2011 at 8:51 AM
i believe that’s the name of an adult film. would have been copyright infringement.
September 14th, 2011 at 8:52 AM
One last hurrah before she settled down, I see nothing wrong with that..
I’m not sure anybody would want to have to deal with a lineup of the people they’d once had sex with. Mine would not stand up to scrutiny at this level, although I never fucked Glen Rice.
The rumors I went down on Rumeal Robinson are unfounded.
September 14th, 2011 at 8:52 AM
That’s be weird to marry someone with the same last name as you. I’d be worried about relation.
September 14th, 2011 at 8:52 AM
imagine her disappointment when he wasn’t drafted by the Mavericks.
September 14th, 2011 at 8:53 AM
Ha! I just went through a mental lineup of my conquests, there isnt anyone I’m particularly ashamed of, though I’d wish I’d diversified more before settling down.
/there are no black people in Maine, you see
September 14th, 2011 at 8:53 AM
He was one of the best shooters I ever saw play for Michigan. Obviously, he could score with the best of them too. Way to go, Glen!!!
he was also my go to guy in NBA Jams at the arcade. The Miami Heat with Rice/Seikaly could beat all comers, provided everybody else playing was 14 years old or younger.
September 14th, 2011 at 8:54 AM
Yeah I know (haven’t seen it though) – you could just put an (r) after it
September 14th, 2011 at 8:55 AM
there are no black people in Maine, you see
because they aren’t welcome. Maine is one racist state, with another racist state as a buffer.
September 14th, 2011 at 8:56 AM
+1000
September 14th, 2011 at 8:56 AM
the adult film community has chimed in. warning: Her avatar is NSFW (thong)
http://twitter.com/#!/CourtneyCummz/status/113958088893136897
September 14th, 2011 at 8:57 AM
New England as a whole is quite the buffer zone.
September 14th, 2011 at 8:59 AM
Isn’t the use of fetish here sort of offensive? I mean having sex with a black person isn’t like being tied up and urinated on. I mean it can also be that, but it doesn’t have to be.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
agree. but i also laughed at your ‘tied up or urinated on’ line.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Isn’t the use of fetish here sort of offensive?
who knows. But if you’ve only ever lived in Alaska, Idaho and Hawaii, maybe you just develop a crazy desire to do it to a giant black dude. Like an irrational want.
Like you’re some lonely guy sitting at home, and you stop just wanting to have sex with a girl, and all of the sudden, you feel like you need to find some girl, put your penis into her anus, and then immediately remove it and put it into her mouth. Because that’s what the cool kids do.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Col. Parker = R. Kelly
September 14th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
+1. And exactly what I was thinking. She has bucked the trend!
/new show on TLC called “Big Sexy” about plus sized models: “Once you go big, you never go twig!”
//love it
September 14th, 2011 at 9:07 AM
new show on TLC called “Big Sexy” about plus sized models: “Once you go big, you never go twig!”
that’s why they call it The Learning Channel.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Two consenting adults had sex. What’s the big deal?
I’m missing something with this story, aren’t I?
September 14th, 2011 at 9:08 AM
I woke up at 3am for some reason and heard this on JT Brick’s show. I thought I was dreaming but then realized you can’t make this stuff up.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
By this rationale, does this mean men in Great Britain have a fetish for women with straight teeth?
September 14th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
I bet Glenn Rice wore her ass out.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:09 AM
Disagree.
/current GF much thinner than ex-wife
September 14th, 2011 at 9:10 AM
I’m missing something with this story, aren’t I?
investigative reporter Joe McGinnis wants to make a whole bunch of money via the sale of this book.
Oh, and a giant black gladiator took your republican demi-god to pound town.
/daily beast headline
September 14th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
TBL – I think you’re the go-to spot for porn stars trying to get their internet on when they wake up. Wasn’t there another porn star related tweet directed at you not too long ago?
September 14th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
What is the count on “Sarah Palin banged X” stories on Gawker at this point? Are we to double digits?
September 14th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
LOL!
September 14th, 2011 at 9:12 AM
The reporting of this story smacks of racism. Is this supposed to be scandalous? A white girl had sex with a black guy 20 something years ago. Should we care? Is this 1910? Is Joe McGinnis trying to wrassle up a posse or something?
September 14th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
Literally. Something tells me she’s the type that would save her holiest of holies for marriage…but in the meantime everything else is fair game.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:13 AM
Glen Rice is merely the love child of Glenn Beck and Condoleeza Rice.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:14 AM
Fantastic.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:16 AM
And before you dismiss this as some rumor … Rice confirmed the story to McGinniss.
I wonder how this conversation went
September 14th, 2011 at 9:17 AM
Once you get over the “oooh-weee” factor, I tend to agree that there is nothing to see here. People hook up all the time for all kinds of reasons. Clearly it’s meant to discredit her–which I think you can do without bringing up her past.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
i believe that’s the name of an adult film. would have been copyright infringement.
That wouldn’t be copyright infringement.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:18 AM
The reporting of this story smacks of racism.
It really doesn’t. This is character assassination. The racism part is just a sweet irony for this miserable “investigative journalist.”
September 14th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
Sarah Palin can get it, even back in college.
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/36715/original.jpg
September 14th, 2011 at 9:19 AM
All of this. She probably then asked him to finish on her forehead.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
She was all over him like white on Rice….
September 14th, 2011 at 9:21 AM
TBL, the word you are looking for is “trademark”. You cannot copyright a word or phrase.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Oh My!
September 14th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
i believe that’s the name of an adult film. would have been copyright infringement.
No it wouldn’t.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
It’s only racist in that it plays against the image of Sarah Palin, leader of the mongrels who would bring Curious George on a noose dolls to Tea Party rallies actually slept with black men and even had a -gasp- fetish for them at one time. It really is stupid and shouldn’t mean any more than any other athlete she surely fucked as an intern at a TV station.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Eh, I don’t know. I’ve known women who, on the surface, seemed like that and I come to find out after the fact that they were the biggest freaks.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Once you get over the “oooh-weee” factor, I tend to agree that there is nothing to see here. People hook up all the time for all kinds of reasons. Clearly it’s meant to discredit her–which I think you can do without bringing up her past.
She’s done enough to discredit herself by opening her mouth. Although I’m sure to certain people this is scandalous.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:26 AM
I agree with this, actually. This seems like piling on, albeit hilariously so.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
It’s not piling on. It’s pursuit of dollars. Sarah Palin (with the help of a media – and public – obsessed with her) has made herself a celebrity.
McGinnis (and everyone else) is just trying to get a spot at the Trough of Palin.
You shouldn’t feel bad for Palin any more than you should feel bad for a Kardashian.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Isn’t the use of fetish here sort of offensive?
no, not at all.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:30 AM
The chapters about her getting piled on have not been released yet. Rumors are that it was either the Mavericks or the Grizzlies….
September 14th, 2011 at 9:31 AM
I await the Sarah Palin had a three-some with Georges Laraque and Mike Grier revelation in part two of the book.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
/standing ovation
September 14th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
So odds that Palin gave Rice backdoor access?
September 14th, 2011 at 9:32 AM
I’m sure the tea partiers will enjoy this
September 14th, 2011 at 9:33 AM
The focus on the interracial aspect makes it racist. The racism isn’t overt, but it’s still there and it’s unseemly. It’s meant to be provocative or salacious, not on the account of Palin sleeping with a man, but that she slept with a black man.
If, say, Andrew Breitbart wrote a book on the “real” life of Barack Obama, and in a portion of it he recounted some hypothetical sexual encounters with white women in his college days, and wrote that Obama had a fetish for white women and “hauled them down,” he’d be crucified for it, and there would really be no defense to accusations of it being racist in nature.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:35 AM
Actually I believe the name of the adult film was “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin”.
/steps down from podium
/pulls pants up
September 14th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Why stop there?
Give PK Subban a call and let’s make her air tight.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:36 AM
The author didn’t use the term “fetish” or “hauled down.” The Enquirer did. Of course it’s meant to be flamboyant. It’s a tabloid.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:38 AM
Glen Rice may have done that, but it was really the Fab Five that revolutionized sexing up politicians.
/Jalen Rose’d
//Glen Rice’s shorts look pretty long in that pic, BTW
September 14th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
“I’m not a racist! I banged a black dude!”
September 14th, 2011 at 9:39 AM
Is who Palin fucked 24 years ago such big news that we aren’t getting a round-up?
September 14th, 2011 at 9:40 AM
We got a roundup. Check out the previous posts section.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Rice was always more confident taking it to the hole when moving to his right…
September 14th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
People will be Googling, gotta give it its own post for SEO. Not hating on TBL at all, to make money you’ve got to capitalize on these stories.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
Next thing we know, we’re gonna hear that Hillary Clinton did Tim Tebow.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:41 AM
+1 self-serving “documentary”
September 14th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
We got a roundup. Check out the previous posts section. SG
Oh, shit. Thanks. I am backwards this morning. This and that $500 post gots me all kinds of turned around.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:42 AM
I love that Always Sunny got a sponsored post. I’m choosing to believe this season will be awesome based solely on the presence of Fat Mac.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Sarah Palin can get it, even back in college.
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/36715/original.jpg
you have low standards. i am not ssure how to check, not really care to make the effort, but i think me and sarah were schoolmates at Idaho. i didn’t let her have me
September 14th, 2011 at 9:45 AM
lol. you gotta get a better legal team if you think using the title of a copyrighted work on a post that has nothing to do with said copyrighted work is copyright infringement.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
It’s a tabloid.
that has broken many huge stories
September 14th, 2011 at 9:49 AM
lol. you gotta get a better legal team if you think using the title of a copyrighted work on a post that has nothing to do with said copyrighted work is copyright infringement. Jim
Hey, ease up on the FSV lawyers. They told TBL he can’t post dong pictures anymore. I doubt TBL consulted them on the title of this post. TBL’s ignorance of copywright laws should not reflect poorly on the lawyers. No more dong shots.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
yeah, pretty disappointed it was put on here when it was. although Mac’s Chase Utley letter is always an enjoyable watch.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:50 AM
The rumors I went down on Rumeal Robinson are unfounded.
Rumeal Robinson was a fucking asshole who lost his adopted mom’s house in a stupid business deal and refused to apologize or help her. I hope he fucking dies painfully.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
In a scene straight out of the Last Boy Scout, Rice beat the crap out of the guy (the man needed nine stitches).
i’ve always wondered why the guy gets the beating in these situations. he was doing what you would do. the wife is the bad actor
/no, i don’t hit most women
September 14th, 2011 at 9:51 AM
*mom who adopted him. You know what I mean.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:54 AM
This is just what this bitch needed. We had finally stopped talking about her for the most part. Sigh.
/cheers for Rick Perry’s execution stats
//fucking neanderthals
September 14th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Palin getting on some black dong. I might actually reconsider things and vote for her if she runs for Prez.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:56 AM
“I’m not a racist! I banged a black dude!”
I’ve been waiting for that defense from those three white ASU girls all week. We’re not racist, we’ve sucked Vontaze Burfict off! And we had a black girl with us.
September 14th, 2011 at 9:58 AM
The reporting of this story smacks of racism. Is this supposed to be scandalous?
Racism? No. As to whether it’s scandalous or not, it doesn’t really matter. The author is trying to illustrate that she’s not who she says she is. She’s a hypocrite, but we didn’t really need this story to bring that to light. She’ll use it to her advantage though, fits right in with here “lamestream (haha!) media just wants to attack me and my christian faith” yada yada yada.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:00 AM
The most irrelevant relevant person in the history of the world.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
So…
Pats v. Chargers? Saints v. Bears? Eagles v. Falcons? Which game is everyone most looking forward to this weekend?
September 14th, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Also… as to whether the author is a slimeball for digging this stuff up… I have no sympathy for anyone who willing puts themselves and their family on a reality show. Everything’s fair game. This is America the Palinites love so much, right? The author is just living the American dream and making some cash.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
I feel the same way about Oscar de la Horrible and Andre Agassi. Celebrities are shameless when they are trying to hold on to their celebrity by their fingernails. There is nothing more embarrassing than a has-been talking about how dysfunctional they are/were.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
OJ was an equal opportunity kind of guy.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
I blame John McCain for all of this. The world was better off not knowing who this bitch was
September 14th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
1 – Eagles/Falcons
2 – Pats/Charges
3 – Saints/Bears
4 – Lions/KC
September 14th, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Pats v. Chargers? Saints v. Bears? Eagles v. Falcons? Which game is everyone most looking forward to this weekend?
I’m going to be in the air flying back from a wedding in Minneapolis. I’m moderately upset. Although, if I had to miss a game this year, Packers/Panthers would be near the top of my list.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Lions/KC.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Redskins v. Cardinals
/homer
//well, they’re 3 hours away-homer
September 14th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
Cousin’s graduation party. She’s going to get a box of fresh Chicago air from me as a gift. You don’t hold parties on Sundays past August that aren’t to watch football.
I hate watching games on DVR.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Cousin’s graduation party. She’s going to get a box of fresh Chicago air from me as a gift.
Speaking of gifts. Would a check for $100 as a wedding gift make me a cheap bastard? Keep in mind I’m spending money to fly up there, and I don’t want to check a bag with a wrapped present containing the place mats they registered for at Bed Bath and Beyond.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
I did this last year for the Patriots/Jets playoff game. I made it past the whole goddamn game without getting any updates via text or anything but then I go to a restaurant that had the game on. I managed to keep my head down and avoid all contact with the tv while the game was being played. THEN I FUCKING LOOKED UP AT THE TV DURING THE POSTGAME PRESS CONFERENCE.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:08 AM
gives Fuck Michigan a whole new meaning, eh?
September 14th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Personally, I’d almost always prefer a check as to opposed to an actual gift. I like picking the stuff out myself. But I’ve talked to some people who just think that’s me rationalizing my lazy ways. Which is also probably true.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Chris Bosh is on with Skip Bayless. Man is he is a pansy for doing this.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
I’ll be driving back from Boston during the 1:00 games, and should be getting home just in time to put my feet up for Pats/Chargers.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Dude STFU
September 14th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Dude STFU
Well. Looky here. An engager!
September 14th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
/there are no black people in Maine, you see
Don’t get home that often CJ? Aren’t there a shitload of Somalis in the Lewiston/Auburn area now?
September 14th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
/heavy breathing
September 14th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Should I have clarified central Maine? Our biggest minority are Asians. And no one goes to Lewiston out of choice.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Cash/Cheque is the absolute best gift. Don’t let anyone tell you different.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
If you’re riding solo, $100 is usually a pretty solid gift.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
That first paragraph that NDub block-quoted looks like it’s straight out of a duffy column though.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Does it make her look like a hypocrite in that she preaches abstinence but slept with someone before marriage? Undeniably. But that is not the focus of the reporting of this story. It’s more like “Sarah Palin FUCKED FAMOUS BLACK MAN (before marriage).” That’s what makes it racist.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
I have no desire to engage that fellow. His POV on this is far too serious. Besides, you’ll never lose your title.
/pants heavily again
September 14th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
If $100 cash is a cheap wedding gift, then I’m the fucking cheap ass of the century. $50.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Cash/Cheque
Heh. You Canadians. What a zany bunch.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Only if your GD father-in-law lives there. Actually Sabattus.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
Chelsea Chris dominated this thread.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
The biggest check we got for our wedding was for $200, and that was from my rich cousin in law who lives in a mansion in northern New Jersey.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
She’s a hypocrite because she (allegedly) hooked up with a (black) guy when she was unmarried in 1987?
I can’t decide whether this story highlights liberals racist or sexist side more — close call. I’m going to have to go with sexist, though — see: Christine O’Donnell.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
He really did. This is what happens when your favorite team plays on fire.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
I agree. When I was married and went to weddings with the wife, we’d go double that amount.
If you’ve ever paid for and organized a wedding, you know how expensive that shit is.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
I like checks too
September 14th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
It’s more like “Sarah Palin FUCKED FAMOUS BLACK MAN (before marriage).” That’s what makes it racist
Dude, you’re part of the reason that this country can’t just move the fuck on from all this racism business. Does it still exist? Sure. And that’s bad. And it’s going to stick around until all races can collectively get their heads out of their asses and stop calling any slight towards them “racist.” But to call something like this “racism” is just silly, and really “racism” is the wrong word choice anyway. People throw that word out there when they don’t really know what it means just to get attention. There’s a black President. Moveon.org pal.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Well, this is horrific
September 14th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
If you’re in the wedding party, I’d bump that gift.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
But it’s always “liberal” racism and/or sexism, never “conservative” or standard racism/sexism, right? You’re a tool.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Careful not to throw your back out while using that broad brush
September 14th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Well. Lookey here. An engager.
/this is how you engage on the Internet
September 14th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
I felt like I just sucked a golf ball through a garden hose.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
There’s a black President.
I was told he is Irish.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
She’s a hypocrite because she (allegedly) hooked up with a (black) guy when she was unmarried in 1987?
Hasn’t she been banging the “abstinence is the only way!” drum for the last 4 years or so? I’d say that makes her pretty hypocritical. Do as I say, not as I did. But I’m not as intellectually superior to everyone else as you.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
If you’re in the wedding party, I’d bump that gift.
Not in the wedding party. Thanks for the advice guys.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Yup, I know that our wedding gifts did not make a big dent in our wedding expense.
Absolutely. Should be at least $200+ if you’re single in the wedding party. If you’re married/engaged/with gf, should be at least $300+
September 14th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Holy fuck, high rollers..
September 14th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Badger- look at the costs of their gifts. If 100 bucks will get them one of their decent gifts then go right ahead
September 14th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
should have said wedding registry..
September 14th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
I did $300 as the Best Man. Otherwise, $100 is totally acceptable.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
Absolutely. Should be at least $200+ if you’re single in the wedding party. If you’re married/engaged/with gf, should be at least $300+
Holy fuck, high rollers..
Take that with a grain of salt CJ. We can’t all make the sick bank phillymantis does.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Is a recovered drug addict telling people not to do drugs a hypocrite then as well? I wouldn’t make too much out of what someone did 20 years ago and how they think today
All for a 50% chance of making it too, would rather let that money ride on an NFL wager…and I remain firm at $50, you’re not alone CJ
September 14th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Are you guys counting the gift you got them for the bridal shower in with this $300? Insanity.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
I’ve been to firehall weddings where maybe you could ease off the pedal a bit, with respect to cash giving, but if the couple is having the reception in a nice place with a cash bar, they you should ante up a bit.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
The fuck is a bridal shower?
September 14th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Thank fucking God, not all of us live in huge metro areas and make the big bucks, I guess
September 14th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Glad I’m not the only one thinking this… feel free to pass along some dough to me! I have a $1000 deductible to pay in two weeks and have had zero health insurance for two months now because I can’t afford it.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Is a recovered drug addict telling people not to do drugs a hypocrite then as well? I wouldn’t make too much out of what someone did 20 years ago and how they think today
By that logic hypocrites don’t exist then. You could always just say “well, I don’t do it anymore.” So, you win I guess.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
I’m just basing this on my own wedding and what we received from our bridal party. My wife’s sister, her maid of honor gave us $400 and we got similar sized gifts from the other members of our bridal party.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Twitter says hackers posted nude pics of ScarJo!
September 14th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
You can’t go into it with that mentality, but my divorce papers say that you are correct.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
Ok, so he wasn’t just knockin’ down jump-shots in college!!!
September 14th, 2011 at 10:29 AM
And here my jaw dropped when I saw our ONE $200 check. Most were 50-100.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
I go to like one wedding a year. I tend to ravage your open bar. You’ll get a nice gift from me. Especially if you send me a copy of the guest list beforehand. Bonus for including headshots.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
By that logic hypocrites don’t exist then. You could always just say “well, I don’t do it anymore.” So, you win I guess
And yes, I know you’ll fire back with “a hypocrite is someone who says something and is CURRENTLY doing the opposite” yada yada yada. I know. I don’t care to engage in this matter any further.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
/scurries off to get smartphone
September 14th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
If after she gave a speech about purity she went out and blew Juwan Howard she’d be a hypocrite, just saying a statue of limitations can exist
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies
September 14th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
you can bang a lot of dudes in your prime years and then grow older to preach about abstinence. I dont think that makes you a hypocrite.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
just saying a statue of limitations can exist
fair enough.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
I’m old enough to be going to second weddings now. Drinking-wise, those weddings, so far, have been rowdier than ones I went to when I was just getting out of college.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
she would be a hypocrite if she was preaching abstinence and then getting gang banged every other saturday
September 14th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
No way
September 14th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Scarlett (NSFW)
Worth a look even though it makes me feel very creepy. Definitely not meant for public viewing.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
you can bang a lot of dudes in your prime years and then grow older to preach about abstinence. I dont think that makes you a hypocrite
the only issue I take with that is that she’s preaching that to those who are in their prime years, and not settled down like she is. They’re going to and want to screw just like she did when she was 20. Abstinence only education is just a stupid policy that doesn’t work, so I’m probably biased.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
Yeesh. If I ever get married again, it’s gonna be a destination wedding, and no gifts will be accepted. That’d be so lame to expect people to give you stuff for doing the same thing again.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
Yeah its retarded. Its against human nature and the Church being against birth control is foolish as well. Lets have more unwanted babies in this world!
September 14th, 2011 at 10:36 AM
wait a blushing bride minute….wedding gifts are supposed to help someone pay for their wedding? people who plan expensive weddings don;t ask guests if they should add the fresh flowers and salsa band. otherwise, why have a registry? ask for money and that’s it
September 14th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
I think it depends on how far apart your weddings were.
And I agree with you on the destination wedding part. I wouldn’t want to go through that whole “My Aunt Sondra can’t be at the same table as my Aunt Gertrude” or the “Your cousin brought her kids, so my cousin should be able to bring her kids” bullshit ever again.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
Guy I know let his fiance talk him into a full wedding despite it being her second, made things worse for him by having the reception fall during the night of the Wisconsin/Nebraska game…just seems so phony to go through the whole ceremony saying the same bullshit that was supposed to stick the first time (I want to know if the ceremony starts with the first husband returning her to her dad before they walk down the aisle again)
September 14th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies
especially the tips
September 14th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
No love for this comment? Liked it better than the white on rice one
September 14th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
I’d have no problem being asked for cash when going to a wedding. Giving cash is easy.
I don’t understand the people who bring gifts to weddings at all.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
Twitter says hackers posted nude pics of ScarJo!
that sg is so excited about this makes my morning
September 14th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
scarjo’s face remains just ok, but i had no idea about that ass. dayum, and the rack is not insanely large
perfect body
September 14th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Sarah,
Your 15 seconds are up. Now please go away. There is a reason why you are in Alaska.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
The very beginning of Lost In Translation
September 14th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Yeesh. If I ever get married again, it’s gonna be a destination wedding, and no gifts will be accepted. That’d be so lame to expect people to give you stuff for doing the same thing again.
Not a bad idea.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
TBL on twitter:
Lame.
September 14th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
/streamline’d
September 14th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
I live an hour south of DC (metro area) and I use the $50 standard for most weddings. If its a relative or a really good friend and/or I am in the wedding, I may kick it up to $100 but that would be it.
I need to invite some of you ballers to my wedding in April…
September 14th, 2011 at 11:10 AM
She’s a hypocrite because she (allegedly) hooked up with a (black) guy when she was unmarried in 1987?
Hasn’t she been banging the “abstinence is the only way!” drum for the last 4 years or so? I’d say that makes her pretty hypocritical. Do as I say, not as I did. But I’m not as intellectually superior to everyone else as you.
THIS.
just saying a statue of limitations can exist
fair enough.
And THIS as well…
Do you think Glen Rice busted out the, “you’re sucking my elbow” line from Blazing Saddles on her?
/yesterday’s discussion
September 14th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
Best line re: Palin-Glen Rice hookup in 1987: @MySecondEmpire: could Sarah Palin see Russia from on top of Glen Rice?
Could she see God?
/equally lame’d
September 14th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
I blame John McCain for all of this. The world was better off not knowing who this bitch was
True Dat TexansFan
September 14th, 2011 at 11:36 AM
Maybe Rice was just ahead of the curve. ‘Cause if Palin gets into the White House, she’ll fuck every last one of us.
Hey-yo!
September 14th, 2011 at 11:39 AM
Strom Thurmond got by with his killa crossover, and so will she. Her idiot followers don’t care about anything other than the fact that she is willing to be a high profile verbalizer of their ignorance.
September 14th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
Trending on twitter:
Sarah Palin
Glen Rice
Happy Hump Day
/true
September 14th, 2011 at 11:58 AM
scarjo’s face remains just ok, but i had no idea about that ass. dayum, and the rack is not insanely large
Those puppies seem a lot less perky when freed from their cage.
September 14th, 2011 at 12:01 PM
nada, let’ss just agree that we’d die trying to make her remember our names
just a few days apart please, and i go first
September 14th, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Did the reporter ask Glen Rice if Palin was any good in the sack? Just curious.
September 14th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Really feel like Glen shoulda been doing better than this. Palin’s always been overrated to me in the looks department, even when she was younger she was just aight.
September 14th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Then again, the 80′s were a bad time for women.
September 14th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Outstanding.
September 14th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Just think of the following possible scenario.
Palin announces for Republican presidential nomination in a month. Romney and Perry split the vote for mainstream Republicans. Voters figure out that Bachmann is mentally retarded from having talked about HPV vaccination. Palin slides by to win the nomination and names Glenn Rice as her VP. Rice and Palin could get it on in the White House on the 25th anniversary of their first hook up.
September 14th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
So this reporter stalks her for 2 years and the best thing hes got is that she plowed Glen Rice? BEFORE she was married mind you.
September 14th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Too bad this was a bit too early for digital cameras. Think of the fun with that.
Can anyone find the boxscores for those three games in Alaska that year? I know that Michigan smoked Miami, then lost a close game to Arizona, before beating UAB. But I can’t find stats for Rice for those three games.
September 14th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Well, there are two standards when you’re on the road. In a pinch, table pussy works just fine.
September 14th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
I’d hit that. Good for Glen Rice!
September 14th, 2011 at 6:10 PM
Yes Glen!!! Bet ya hubby just hearing about this for the first time….
September 14th, 2011 at 6:11 PM
She was all over him like white on Rice….
Outstanding.
_________________________________________________ HA!
September 14th, 2011 at 11:18 PM
Pure racism here. Why is this such a big deal? She wasn’t married and had sex…ooooh. Of course open minded liberal sites like deadspin and TBL would never make an issue out of race.
September 15th, 2011 at 3:27 AM
Please. No one gives a rat’s ass about Rice being black or orange or whatever. If she had been riding Bobby Hurley or Paul Waaktaar it would be just as funny.
September 15th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Well, there are two standards when you’re on the road. In a pinch, table pussy works just fine.
Palin’s new nickname is TP. Table Pussy. Thank you Quietgoesthedon.
September 16th, 2011 at 5:24 AM
Stalked? Are you serious? Do you even know the meaning of the word? Yes, the author moved into a house next door to the Palins. Did he hide that fact? No. Did he use any of that information in his book? He says he did not. The Palins also built a massive fence to block his sightlines. I’m sure if the author had followed Palin around town, they would have had him arrested. So, please tell me how he “stalked” her.
And anyone who claims this is “racism,” is an f-ing moron. This is about her preaching abstinence, not Glen Rice being a black man. It’s just amusing irony that the queen of one of the biggest racist groups (if not THE biggest) in the country (the Tea Party, do I even need to say it?), not only banged a high-profile black athlete, but allegedly has a fetish about black men in general.
I don’t especially care what she did 20-something years ago. But when she’s telling others how to live their lives at that same age, it DOES smack of hypocrisy. Then again, I didn’t care about Clinton getting oral in the White House. A President deserves some perks. It didn’t effect his ability to do his job. My only criticism was Bill’s choice of a chunky intern when he could have gotten the Marilyn Monroe/Megan Fox of his day.
September 19th, 2011 at 1:19 AM
Red Hot Sarah
There once was a news girl named Sarah
Whose loins were a burning caldera
‘Til a black guy named Rice
Was able to advise
Her to let him hose off her Sahara.
Then Sarah grew fond of Glen’s juice,
‘Cause it certainly made her flower loose!
But soon Glen had to go,
And Sarah, don’t your know
True to form, started dating a moose!
Later on Sarah decided to marry
Her sweetheart, who’s white ordinary
Now “Once you go black
You never go back”
Is liable to give Todd his first coronary!
But Sarah, being a political over achiever
Was able to cool her red hot Alaskan beaver.
But now we all know
That there’s more to her show
‘Cause this candidate once had Jungle Fever!