Stephen Strasburg Dressed Up as Papa Smurf

Members of the Washington Nationals recently had some fun at the expense of fellow teammates during an initiation in which the rookies were forced to dress up as Smurfs and merrily Smurf their way to the player’s parking lot. Stephen Strasburg was awarded Papa Smurf’s striking getup, perhaps because he’s not truly a rookie this year but more likely because he is in fact, Stephen Strasburg. Standing in as a highly unpleasant looking Smurfette is catcher Wil Ramos, who makes for a fine example of what the offspring of Amy Winehouse and a randy Smurf might look like.
The masterful Smurfs theme song* apparently blared throughout the locker room on a continuous loop while the players Smurfed it up, which must have made for one hell of a scene. Jayson Werth was said to be one of the ring leaders, so offer up a tip of the cap and a yank of the goatee, especially since the well-orchestrated hazing may prove to be his only valuable contribution to the 2011 season.
*I’ve always felt the jovial jingle that is the Smurfs theme song was the tune that often played inside the head of Manny Ramirez.
[via Sports Bog, Nats Blog]

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September 13th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
My favorite form of hazing in baseball is rookies in the bullpen having to carry the backpack of sunflower seeds, gum, etc. across the field before and after every single game.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
And this one might be my favorite.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
Sergio Romo did this too, thought it was funny.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:44 PM
At this point, this may be duckworth’d but Hollywood aims to remake Point Break. Seriously, what the hell?
September 13th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
At this point, this may be duckworth’d but Hollywood aims to remake Point Break. Seriously, what the hell?
Duckworthing the hell out of it. There was a nearly 300 comment long post about this by TBL earlier today.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:46 PM
I love that this guy had to carry the umbrella too.
Hazing is fun as long as it remains lighthearted and no one takes things too far.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Only just saw it on Twitter so I missed out.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Agreed. Now all I picture is Peter riding on the bus with his own theme music.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:49 PM
It’s worth a read, some solid movie titles came up in that thread
September 13th, 2011 at 4:53 PM
I presume you said this while thinking of the night you got your fraternity letters branded on your ass.
September 13th, 2011 at 4:59 PM
I presume you said this while thinking of the night you got your fraternity letters branded on your ass.
Shocking though it may be to believe, but I was never branded, paddled, slapped, punched, locked in a small room, or forced to eat or have sex with anything during my time in my fraternity.
September 13th, 2011 at 5:00 PM
/elephant walks away
September 13th, 2011 at 5:06 PM
it’s all fun and games until you lose the dead hooker.
September 13th, 2011 at 5:07 PM
Wait, isn’t that the point?
September 13th, 2011 at 5:13 PM
So what you’re saying is the sodomy was voluntary?
September 13th, 2011 at 5:18 PM
So what you’re saying is the sodomy was voluntary?
The goat was totally asking for it.
September 13th, 2011 at 5:25 PM
So a fire in Minnesota is filling the Chicago sky with smoke right now. Fun times.
September 13th, 2011 at 5:45 PM
how can you have any fun and games w/o a dead hooker?