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By: José Ovechkin

José Ovechkin — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 21:17:27 +0000

Mayonnaise is the worst.

By: BulletJoeBush

BulletJoeBush — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:47:27 +0000

i like mayo. just a little on a regular sammich, but definitely mixed with tuna, with ketchup for the special sauce, and flavored mayos on burgers and other heated-meat delights

/ooh, new commenter name!

By: Dental Dam

Dental Dam — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:45:39 +0000

I could eat fried cookie dough for days.

By: Gerard Portmanteau

Gerard Portmanteau — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:43:47 +0000

And anyone who has enjoyed a fancypants aioli has likewise danced with the White Lady. Just remember.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:40:15 +0000

Mayo fucking rules. Makes the sandwich, don’t let anyone tell you different.

This. I love mayonnaise and I refuse to apologize for it.

By: BulletJoeBush

BulletJoeBush — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:39:48 +0000

all i know is, when white creamy food goes even slightly bad, it is nastier than any other food. not a dairy fan

By: ATL_Badger Stupidest Person In Here

ATL_Badger Stupidest Person In Here — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:39:05 +0000

a city who elected jerry springer mayor

/necktat

DC’s got that beat a mile. They elected a coke snorting mayor who was just out of prison.

By: BulletJoeBush

BulletJoeBush — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:38:02 +0000

cincy’s got bootsy collins. CULTURE.

a city who elected jerry springer mayor

/necktat

By: Gerard Portmanteau

Gerard Portmanteau — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:37:15 +0000

i disagree…mayo is one of those things man. one of THOSE things. mayo gives me the same sensation as picking up my dog’s fresh shit…instant dry heaving.

Mayo fucking rules. Makes the sandwich, don’t let anyone tell you different.

By: Long time First time

Long time First time — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:35:43 +0000

Granted Indy (or Indiana for that matter) is not the most exciting place to live or visit, but I feel like someone needs to put up some sort of defense. Two things stand out if you understand the sports landscape in Indiana besides the Colts (side note: Indiana residents who don’t care about the Colts really enjoy making fun of Colts fans cause most of them don’t know anything about sports and weren’t fans before 18 joined the team). Basketball (specifically high school, but the college and pro scenes have had their moments) and the Indianapolis 500. Take a look around NBA and NCAA rosters and you’ll see a relatively significant amount of kids from Indiana. Eric Gordon, Courtney Lee, George Hill, Conley & Oden, just to name a handful from around the same class. Also, half a million people gather on the west side of Indianapolis the Sunday before Memorial Day every year for a reason…it’s a tradition that goes back 100 years and it’s a hell of a party.

When it comes to culture outside of sports, you are right, there isn’t a whole lot of originality…not much of a claim to fame…but the people are as nice as you’ll find anywhere, the pace is tolerable and traffic is far from being as bad as the major metros. Do we wish we had mountains and beaches and zebras and monkeys? Of course we do, don’t we all? I guess if I want something exotic I’ll have to head to PT’s and ask for that asian chick.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:34:26 +0000

The following items have been fried at the Texas State Fair:

Ice Cream
PB&J Sandwiches
Coke (the soda, not what Ballz snorts up his nose)
Cookie Dough
Latte
Bacon
Butter
Peaches and Cream
Beer
Frito Pie

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:32:49 +0000

Iowans ate fried butter on a stick at their state fair. Not too much of a leap to mayonaise, really.

i disagree…mayo is one of those things man. one of THOSE things. mayo gives me the same sensation as picking up my dog’s fresh shit…instant dry heaving.

By: ATL_Badger Stupidest Person In Here

ATL_Badger Stupidest Person In Here — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:31:18 +0000

fried mayonnaise balls.

that’s fucking gross dude.

Iowans ate fried butter on a stick at their state fair. Not too much of a leap to mayonaise, really.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:30:27 +0000

fried mayonnaise balls.

that’s fucking gross dude.

By: sportsgal116

sportsgal116 — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:29:51 +0000

Favorite Bad Santa scene.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:29:28 +0000

ive found that they respond better to praise than harsh training methods. it’s why i always keep a pocket full of treats in my pocket whenver i travel south of columbus.

And by treats I assume you mean fried mayonnaise balls.

By: ms621

ms621 — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:28:49 +0000

“Hey Opal, come here a second.”
“Hell no. Screw your kinky ass Willie. Last time I didn’t shit right for a week”.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:27:57 +0000

tough to teach in-breds.

ive found that they respond better to praise than harsh training methods. it’s why i always keep a pocket full of treats in my pocket whenver i travel south of columbus.

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:27:38 +0000

how did you get sick santa?

I loved a woman who wasn’t clean.

was it mrs. santa?

no, it was her sister.

By: KingGrizz

KingGrizz — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:27:20 +0000

Lake James Indiana is pretty awesome