Peyton Manning Underwent Cervical Fusion Today
Peyton Manning underwent a cervical fusion today, according to Chris Mortensen. He will be out at least 2-3 months, which pretty obviously puts this season in jeopardy, and this type of procedure could put his career in jeopardy as well. I don’t expect the Colts to put Manning on IR right away, but I also don’t see them bringing him back after week 10 to play a few games if they are not in a playoff race.
Two days ago, I talked about Peyton Manning’s worth in wins, concluding that the average Hall of Fame QB–guys like Marino, Fouts, Kelly, Montana and Young, were worth about 2.6 wins over their backups over the course of a 16 game schedule. I think Manning is worth a little more than that, and working off the average projection (the over/under was 9.5 to 10 on season wins before this news) would make them about a 7 win team.
I was on the under for the Colts even before this news, so I’m going to say about 3 wins off my expectation for them this year makes them about a 6-10 team as my official prediction. I don’t see them challenging for the #1 pick, and I think they will still be equivalent or better than Jacksonville or Tennessee, but the playoffs would require a much better performance than we think.
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September 8th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
9-7, book it
September 8th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
It’s a good thing he’s had his children already. Getting your cervix fused is no joke.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
cervical fusion
That sounds unpleasant. Also, is it cold fusion we’re still trying to figure out? Is that the solution to all of our energy problems.
/not a scientist
//nor a surgeon
September 8th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
OT
italian women
/OT
September 8th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Have you been hitting the crack pipe again?
September 8th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Cervical Fusion Surgery
September 8th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
They fused his cervix?
September 8th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
italian women
A Jamboroo fan, I see.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Well, fuck.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
That was terrifying.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
very much so. it’s a wonderful print’n'poo.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
I still think they can win 10 games with Collins. He’s more than serviceable.
But man, an NFL season without 18 really is disappointing. Sucks.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
So basically what you are saying is the Texans literally have no excuse not to win that division this year
September 8th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
See that’s why girls should get the HPV vaccine.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
very much so. it’s a wonderful print’n’poo.
Agreed — its his best column.
But man, an NFL season without 18 really is disappointing. Sucks.
Agree with this too. Sucks that last year could be his last game action.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
I still think they can win 10 games with Collins. He’s more than serviceable.
What color is the sky in your world?
September 8th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
I’m not sure if h should take this seriously, as He was pretty bad last year, but like I mentioned earlier, Colts may not be a bad bet to win the South. Peyton will still be the Off coordinator, and Kerry Collins has won that division before, and is still the second-best QB in it.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
I still think they can win 10 games with Collins. He’s more than serviceable.
What color is the sky in your world?
I have no idea how often Collins turns the ball over, but I’m guessing not much… that’s worth a lot.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
gtfo…schaub > collins
September 8th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
The entire state of Indiana just got punched in the nuts. This season is going to be a long one.
/prepares for what life will be like for the next 10 years
September 8th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
I winced several times
September 8th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
he doesn’t but asking that OL to block while he takes 25 seconds to windup isn’t the best strategy in the world.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
When you get 6 games against the courageously led Titans, Texans and Jags, 10 wins is not a longshot.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
The entire state of Indiana just got punched in the nuts.
I’m sure they’ll all go drown their sorrows at the local Applebee’s, which stands in for that state’s ‘culture.’ Nobody gives a shit about the IRL.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
That sounds unpleasant. Also, is it cold fusion we’re still trying to figure out? Is that the solution to all of our energy problems.
We’re trying to figure out fusion in general. We’ve got fission down pretty nicely: harnessing energy which comes from the splitting of atoms. But fusion, which is energy coming from the fusing of atoms, is still not possible for us puny earthlings.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Do I need to get something from a cereal box to decode this? I consider myself educated but this is either blabbing or over my head.
/colors in A
September 8th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Dead mouse > Kubiak
September 8th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
But fusion, which is energy coming from the fusing of atoms, is still not possible for us puny earthlings.
ahhh.. thanks!
September 8th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
gtfo…schaub > collins
This. You can’t just slip a replacement QB in for Manning and expect the Colts to be just fine. Collins is serviceable as a replacement (better than Painter anyway), but by himself he is probably worth fewer wins.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
I have herniated C2 and C3 discs which I have to keep stretching 3-4 times a day otherwise this is going to be me in about 10 years.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
I think a lot of that is wrong.
You play 19 (sometimes 18) games within the division.
One home, one away series for every team in the league (so 6-8 games)
I think that if you visit twice, at least one (maybe both) would be a 2 game series.
Home vs. away per opponent is often one off (some years the Sox get 10 at home vs NYY, others 9)
September 8th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
i like the dead mouse’s blocking scheme and route tree, but i question it’s ability to motivate it’s players.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Dead mouse > Kubiak
If we’re not leading the Division by December, I think McNair gives him the boot and makes Wade the interim.
/shudders
September 8th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Do I need to get something from a cereal box to decode this? I consider myself educated but this is either blabbing or over my head.
/colors in A
What’s Indy famous for? Was the point I was trying to make. They stole their only successful franchise from another city. Milwaukee’s got beer and sausage, Cleveland’s got the Rock n’ Roll hall of fame (not sure why) and losing, St. Louis has beer and managers who are curmudgeon’s, Chicago’s got pizza, Miami has beautiful women, etc. etc. What’s Indy got?
September 8th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
I think a lot of that is wrong.
You think or you know? Because I think a lot of what I said is right.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
It’s still not unthinkable for the Colts to win that division, I’ll agree with that. You keep Freeney and Mathis healthy for an entire season, going along with Collins not throwing picks, and you have a chance to win the turnover battle every week.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
In my 2 QB league I gotta add a QB to go along with Vick and Bradford cause Manning is dead. Should I add Hasselbeck, Collins or Colt?
September 8th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
What’s Indy famous for? Was the point I was trying to make. They stole their only successful franchise from another city. Milwaukee’s got beer and sausage, Cleveland’s got the Rock n’ Roll hall of fame (not sure why) and losing, St. Louis has beer and managers who are curmudgeon’s, Chicago’s got pizza, Miami has beautiful women, etc. etc. What’s Indy got?
Why the anger towards Indy? Did the St Louis Cardinals originate from there?
/earlier thread
September 8th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
What’s Indy got?
HPV and a shitty football team.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
ATL_Badger engaging the entire state of Indiana. I love it.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
And Bengals and Browns. That running game on the other hand….
September 8th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
#18 made that thing go. Even Banders knew they were a 5-6 win team without him the last few years. Can’t lean on the D, can’t really run it, coached by Jim Caldwell.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
indianapolis has a rich jazz history.
/all i got
September 8th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
glad i stayed away from all things colts in fatnasty football
September 8th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
Indy has no water. Fuck Indy.
/Duffy
September 8th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
Via Wikipedia.. so maybe this is accurate…
expansion – 18 games × 3 or 4 opponents in own division – 18 games against NL teams (with usually 6 games, 3 home 3 away against one team every year, and the other 12 games against 4 other teams which may or may not be in the same division as the first team, rotating by division on a 3 year cycle. Other opponent schedules vary.
So maybe we were both kinda right. Still sort of looks like a foreign language to me.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
David Garrard things this is a damned shame.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
glad i stayed away from all things colts in fatnasty football
Ditto. Though I’m a little worried that my team is Saints heavy.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
I missed this. I said he’s still second-best QB in division (assuming Manning was out) #1 Schaub #2 Collins… am I missing someone, Spence?
September 8th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
** too many “usuallys” and “opponents schedules vary” in that explanation for my liking
September 8th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
I wish TST was here to get into an argument with Duffy over how many black people reside in certain states, again.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
no…i was counting manning in there. my mistake.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Why the anger towards Indy? Did the St Louis Cardinals originate from there?
/earlier thread
I don’t have any real anger towards Indy.. I thought it had a pretty cool downtown when I visited… it just lacked any culture… it’s big gathering point was a freaking indoor mall.
September 8th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
Got a gratis beej from hot Asian stripper “Arielle” after a trip to PT’s Show Club once.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Indianapolis…sugar cream pies?
September 8th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Indianapolis: Pleasant enough. I guess. Come Visit!
September 8th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
I regret drafting Peyton in the 5th round of one of my drafts. My backup was Mark Sanchez
September 8th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Indy has a few decent wineries as well, south of the city, if you are into that sort of thing
/NTTAWWI
September 8th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
/NTTAWWI
Not That There’s Anything Wrong With I?
September 8th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
It’s also located in the exact center of the state, so it’s easy to find.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
It’s also located in the exact center of the state, so it’s easy to find.
Their license’s plates state that they are “the crossroads of america.” Is that another way of saying they’re the place that everyone drives through to get to where they really want to go? Because that’s what I took it as.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:04 PM
regret drafting Peyton in the 5th round of one of my drafts. My backup was Mark Sanchez
you should probably still start peyton.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
I had Manning as my back up to Rodgers and it’s smart to play 2 QBs in my league. I am forced to trade for the Mexigod. Fuck fantasy football.
/I know no one cares
September 8th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
I had Manning as my back up to Rodgers and it’s smart to play 2 QBs in my league. I am forced to trade for the Mexigod. Fuck fantasy football.
Josh Freeman is my backup. I felt like a genius when I grabbed him, but now I’m having second thoughts.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
stabbinkabin…dude, COLT MCCOY. cmon son.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
Actually what pisses me off the most about Indiana, is that the city names are all stolen. There’s a Nashville, Boston, Amsterdam, Brooklyn, Dublin…
You see it in New England a lot, which I can understand drawing on history and the idea of “New” something, to provide familiarity and help make people feel more comfortable about taking a rickety boat across a giant ocean for two months to get to live in the fucking woods and settle a new country. But I don’t think New Amsterdam, Indiana, was meant to convince the Dutch to leave the windmills behind, and not a whole lot of Massholes jumped at the chance to leave the Bay State because they figured that the midwest version of Boston would be ‘practically the same thing’
September 8th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
I think we just had our first geographic nomenclature rant. Thanks WWoS.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Actually what pisses me off the most about Indiana, is that the city names are all stolen.
Like I said.. no original culture. The entire state is the equivalent of a strip mall with an Applebee’s and a Chili’s in the parking lot.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
The residents of Gary, Scotland share this view.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:09 PM
Bro, the dude that has him only has 2 QBs and will not trade or I would. Sanchez is the third back on the other guys team….It’s either Sanchez, McCown, or Collins.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
I am forced to trade for the Mexigod.
you are better off drafting your penis.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Indianapolis is an interstate clusterfuck. You take 465 in a big circle around the city, and like 4 different interstates go through it (so out interstate spokes shooting out in every direction)
September 8th, 2011 at 4:10 PM
Like I said.. no original culture. The entire state is the equivalent of a strip mall with an Applebee’s and a Chili’s in the parking lot.
You can make fun of Applebee’s all you want, but you leave Chili’s out of this.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Indianapolis is an interstate clusterfuck. You take 465 in a big circle around the city, and like 4 different interstates go through it (so out interstate spokes shooting out in every direction
You misspelled Atlanta in that first sentence.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Flat land, wind farms, and outlet malls. Once you leave Louisville, plan on hitting your head against the steering wheel as your only source of entertainment for 2 more hours.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:11 PM
my condolences.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
/sits in traffic on I-285
September 8th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
Real talk.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:12 PM
You saying there’s something wrong with my gear??…..My fuckstick??
September 8th, 2011 at 4:13 PM
You can make fun of Applebee’s all you want, but you leave Chili’s out of this.
Real talk.
I’m not a fan of the menu change Chili’s went through a few years ago… they dumbed it down a lot since it’s heyday.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:14 PM
You saying there’s something wrong with my gear??…..My fuckstick??
Love love love that movie. It is required holiday time movie watching alongside Trading Places, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:15 PM
You saying there’s something wrong with my gear??…..My fuckstick??
no, i am sure your bone flute is just fine. but, it will be far less frustrating to have a jailbreak in your pants than to start my landscaper as your ff qb.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
621 knows what’s up.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
You saying there’s something wrong with my gear??…..My fuckstick??
Love love love that movie. It is required holiday time movie watching alongside Trading Places, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.
So that’s from love, actually then?
/no idea where that line’s from
September 8th, 2011 at 4:16 PM
my brother worked at one outside Bloomington that was the shit.
/raises pinky
//nods at Duffy
September 8th, 2011 at 4:17 PM
I’M ON MY FUCKING LUNCHBREAK!!!
September 8th, 2011 at 4:18 PM
what’s with you and fucking sandwiches?
September 8th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Bad Santa you fucksticks.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
/not in on the joke
//kicks rock
///dammit
September 8th, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Indy is a bland, nice midwest city. It’s not nearly as bad as Dayton, Ohio though.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
ATL, if you haven’t seen that movie you really need to. Billy Bob Thornton at his finest.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:20 PM
It’s not nearly as bad as Dayton, Ohio though.
Dayton’s not exactly considered a “major league city” though… no nfl, mlb, nhl, nba team, etc.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
ATL, if you haven’t seen that movie you really need to. Billy Bob Thornton at his finest
/puts in netflix queue
//if I were to have netflix, that is
September 8th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
Ok, how about Cincy. That place is a dump.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
you’ve never seen bad santa and you have the GALL to talk about a lack of culture?
September 8th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Indianapolis 500?
I hope this equates to a lot of dump passes to Addai and accumulation of many 0.5 for me in the TBL league
September 8th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Ok, how about Cincy. That place is a dump.
At least they’re famous for chili. Some semblance of culture.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
And if you get Bad Santa, get the unrated version. Even funnier than the theater version.
“Those pants are awfully baggy. You have anything in there?”
“Yeah, my dick. You wanna see it?”
September 8th, 2011 at 4:22 PM
you’ve never seen bad santa and you have the GALL to talk about a lack of culture?
touche. touche.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:23 PM
cincy’s got bootsy collins. CULTURE.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
Also.. that one time Cincy’s head coach yelled at the crowd for throwing shit on the field by telling them they weren’t in cleveland. that was funnah.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
“Were you fornicating with a heavy set woman in the Big and Tall section yesterday?”
“Look, I’ve fucked a lot fat chicks in my day, but as far as I know, I’ve never ‘fornicated’ anyone”.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:24 PM
That sounds unpleasant. Also, is it cold fusion we’re still trying to figure out? Is that the solution to all of our energy problems.
We’re trying to figure out fusion in general. We’ve got fission down pretty nicely: harnessing energy which comes from the splitting of atoms. But fusion, which is energy coming from the fusing of atoms, is still not possible for us puny earthlings.
Wasn’t Val Kilmer supposed to solve this cold fusion thing in “The Saint” in 1997? What the hell has he been doing for the last 14 years?
September 8th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
it was funny because they kept throwing shit.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:26 PM
it was funny because they kept throwing shit.
tough to teach in-breds.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
Lake James Indiana is pretty awesome
September 8th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
how did you get sick santa?
I loved a woman who wasn’t clean.
was it mrs. santa?
no, it was her sister.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:27 PM
ive found that they respond better to praise than harsh training methods. it’s why i always keep a pocket full of treats in my pocket whenver i travel south of columbus.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:28 PM
“Hey Opal, come here a second.”
“Hell no. Screw your kinky ass Willie. Last time I didn’t shit right for a week”.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
ive found that they respond better to praise than harsh training methods. it’s why i always keep a pocket full of treats in my pocket whenver i travel south of columbus.
And by treats I assume you mean fried mayonnaise balls.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:29 PM
Favorite Bad Santa scene.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:30 PM
that’s fucking gross dude.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:31 PM
fried mayonnaise balls.
that’s fucking gross dude.
Iowans ate fried butter on a stick at their state fair. Not too much of a leap to mayonaise, really.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:32 PM
i disagree…mayo is one of those things man. one of THOSE things. mayo gives me the same sensation as picking up my dog’s fresh shit…instant dry heaving.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:34 PM
The following items have been fried at the Texas State Fair:
Ice Cream
PB&J Sandwiches
Coke (the soda, not what Ballz snorts up his nose)
Cookie Dough
Latte
Bacon
Butter
Peaches and Cream
Beer
Frito Pie
September 8th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
Granted Indy (or Indiana for that matter) is not the most exciting place to live or visit, but I feel like someone needs to put up some sort of defense. Two things stand out if you understand the sports landscape in Indiana besides the Colts (side note: Indiana residents who don’t care about the Colts really enjoy making fun of Colts fans cause most of them don’t know anything about sports and weren’t fans before 18 joined the team). Basketball (specifically high school, but the college and pro scenes have had their moments) and the Indianapolis 500. Take a look around NBA and NCAA rosters and you’ll see a relatively significant amount of kids from Indiana. Eric Gordon, Courtney Lee, George Hill, Conley & Oden, just to name a handful from around the same class. Also, half a million people gather on the west side of Indianapolis the Sunday before Memorial Day every year for a reason…it’s a tradition that goes back 100 years and it’s a hell of a party.
When it comes to culture outside of sports, you are right, there isn’t a whole lot of originality…not much of a claim to fame…but the people are as nice as you’ll find anywhere, the pace is tolerable and traffic is far from being as bad as the major metros. Do we wish we had mountains and beaches and zebras and monkeys? Of course we do, don’t we all? I guess if I want something exotic I’ll have to head to PT’s and ask for that asian chick.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:37 PM
Mayo fucking rules. Makes the sandwich, don’t let anyone tell you different.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:38 PM
cincy’s got bootsy collins. CULTURE.
a city who elected jerry springer mayor
/necktat
September 8th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
a city who elected jerry springer mayor
/necktat
DC’s got that beat a mile. They elected a coke snorting mayor who was just out of prison.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:39 PM
all i know is, when white creamy food goes even slightly bad, it is nastier than any other food. not a dairy fan
September 8th, 2011 at 4:40 PM
Mayo fucking rules. Makes the sandwich, don’t let anyone tell you different.
This. I love mayonnaise and I refuse to apologize for it.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:43 PM
And anyone who has enjoyed a fancypants aioli has likewise danced with the White Lady. Just remember.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:45 PM
I could eat fried cookie dough for days.
September 8th, 2011 at 4:47 PM
i like mayo. just a little on a regular sammich, but definitely mixed with tuna, with ketchup for the special sauce, and flavored mayos on burgers and other heated-meat delights
/ooh, new commenter name!
September 8th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
Mayonnaise is the worst.