Aaron Rodgers Says the Mark Sanchez GQ Photos Are Embarrassing
ZOMG! Everyone freak out! Mark Sanchez of the Jets is on the cover of the September GQ. Aaron Rodgers, talking to ESPN Milwaukee, made fun of the photos!
“Look at this,” Rodgers said. “That’s embarrassing. Page 94 of the GQ thing here. That’s terrible.”
“It’s just not really my style,” Rodgers said. “I like my anonymity, I like my privacy. I like being able to be the quarterback during the week and, in the offseason, just be able to do what I want to do and not have to be in the public eye.”
Aaron Rodgers is right, of course. Not saying Sanchez shouldn’t have done the GQ spread – hey, it’s not nearly as bad as this Kobe spread from 2010 in the LA Times Magazine – but yes, the photos are embarrassing. As a Jets fan, I don’t care if Sanchez does one of these spreads every year – as long as they keep getting to the AFC title game. [via PFT]
Previously: Aaron Rodgers is just trying to keep up with Reggie Bush
Previously: Mark Sanchez: So Many Women – Ariana Madix, Jennifer Mueller, Hilary Rhoda – So Little Time
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September 7th, 2011 at 12:37 PM
as long as they keep getting to the AFC title game.
I am curious to know what you would be ok with if they won the super bowl.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:38 PM
It kills me that I have no ground to stand on in wanting to call Aaron Rodgers a fucking faggot.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
So you with agree with him, yet sarcastically made fun of the premise in the first paragraph?
/Tom Brady with the goat was embarassing too
September 7th, 2011 at 12:39 PM
Ohhhhhh, yes it is. Might even be worse.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
ZOMG?
Really?
September 7th, 2011 at 12:40 PM
The second photo in the GQ slideshow… white skinny jeans? They make those? What a homo.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
I don’t care if Sanchez does one of these spreads every year
Nobody believes that you don’t care. Or that you don’t have this taped to your wall
September 7th, 2011 at 12:41 PM
GQ = Gamemanager’s Quarterly
September 7th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
I think it should be mandated that you can only wear clothes like that if you’ve won the Superbowl.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
How could you miss an opportunity to mention this?
September 7th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
As a Steelers fan, I have no comment.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Close down the Internet. Clown wins.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Sanchez… more like, Swag-chez. Am I right
guysSG, CJ, and jck49er??September 7th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
What’s really embarrassing is that Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow get more attention than the reigning Super Bowl MVP.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Love hearing this stuff. If Packers’ fans weren’t so douchey with the “Belt” crap Rodgers would be so much more likable.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
“I like my anonymity, I like my privacy. I like being able to be the quarterback during the week and, in the offseason, just be able to do what I want to do and not have to be in the public eye.”
how many different ladies did he get photographed with this summer? And he double teamed Beadle at the ESPY’s.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
That picture of him celebrating, or whatever the hell he is doing, in the tub needs a CRM caption.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Rodgers is right, but then again Sanchez is in NY and Rogers is in in BFE WI.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
THIS. The “belt” thing is just so freaking lame. That combined with “Go Pack Go”… Packers fans are such dorks.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
I’m all about style, sure….the cover shot is fine. But tank tops and skinny jeans is a line I won’t cross. Should have put him in some suits or something. More suave, less south beach.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
there will always be a level of anonimity with football players that doesn’t exist in other professional sports because of the helmet/lack of face time.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
/boing
September 7th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
He just sunk his own battleship?
September 7th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Jay Cutler didn’t do himself many favors agreeing to be a part of this either
If only they had some asshat blowing a horn after every two-yard gain in home games
September 7th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
So how long until jck49erfan is getting guest fashion posts here?
September 7th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
No one is more embarrassed than Sanchez. He thought this was going to be in Seventeen Magazine.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
What’s more gay – Mark Sanchez in GQ or Fireman Ed?
September 7th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
how many different ladies did he get photographed with this summer? And he double teamed Beadle at the ESPY’s
And how often was it a story with the press? And how often were the ladies in question high school seniors?
Also, Clay Matthews was the one whom allegedly double-teamed Beadle-face. Not Rodgers. He sticks to cocktail waitresses from San Diego.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
/sends in resume
September 7th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
THIS. The “belt” thing is just so freaking lame.
It wasn’t lame when Kevin Durant put on the belt in that playoff game against Dallas when they went up 15 with 5 minutes left.
That one was awesome. Awesome I tell you.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Also, Clay Matthews was the one whom allegedly double-teamed Beadle-face
he’s the other part of the finger cuffs, in the version that was originally pimped on deadspin
September 7th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Love hearing this stuff. If Packers’ fans weren’t so douchey with the “Belt” crap Rodgers would be so much more likable
Yes, that’s so much more douchey than yelling “dirty bird!” at random passerby near the GA Dome after 1 good season 10 years ago.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Anyone else listening to the Crosby presser? Lots of big words being thrown around like pertubation, vestibular, etc. (Duffy would love it). Tuned in late, but it sounds like they are explaining the difficulties he faced in rehab and the fact that Sid is nearly (90%) back to normal, but not quite there.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Been there, don that.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
If only they had some asshat blowing a horn after every two-yard gain in home games
this year it’s going off whenever a Don McNabb pass makes it to a receiver on one hop or less.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
/writes reference letter
//requests to be assistant
September 7th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Is the sweater to cover the insulin pump?
September 7th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
That may be dumb, but it doesn’t make the “belt” thing any less retarded. And that’s exactly what it is: Fucking retarded.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
If only they had some asshat blowing a horn after every two-yard gain in home games
lol
September 7th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Team unity doesn’t just manifest itself, had there not been a lockout I think that would have technically been an OTA
September 7th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
I’ll admit it was cool when the 2004 Pistons came out in old school title belts. The Packers just look like dorky playalongs.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
This salacious rumor was obviously spread by the insanely jealous Erin Andrews. I will not have Beadle’s good name besmirched!
September 7th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
i see the key is keeping sanchez distracted while the rest of the team practices.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
THIS. The “belt” thing is just so freaking lame. That combined with “Go Pack Go”… Packers fans are such dorks
You know what else is lame? Never winning a super bowl, and using your arch-rival’s sloppy seconds.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
The embarrassing part was how on the cover it said “The New Face of the NFL, Mark Sanchez.” That’s some bullshit.
King of the Castle. Rodgers wishes he could pull the talent that Jay does.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
The original “belt”
September 7th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Def. Fireman Ed.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
I will not have Beadle’s good name besmirched!
in the version I heard, lots of her parts got besmirched, if you catch my meaning.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
You win the title, you get to do whatever the fuck you want. That is one simple rule in life that we should all agree on.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
He’s really not.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
lots of her parts got besmirched, if you catch my meaning
I don’t understand. Please explain. Lots of details, as I am not very imaginative.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Rasheed.Legend.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
+1 Belt
September 7th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Can’t they just fucking say if he is playing or not? All the Percentages, rumors, maybes, graphs, flowcharts, or whatever the fuck is getting annoying.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Well said sir. +1
September 7th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
You must have really hated Jamal Anderson
September 7th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
I don’t understand. Please explain. Lots of details, as I am not very imaginative.
Beadle was hanging out with Clay Matthews, etc. after the ESPY’s. She allegedly got drunk and shouted “I just need to get fucked.”
(This was right after she broke up with Mr. Misdemeanor assault)
September 7th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Clay Matthews’ hair is embarrassing in that commercial where he decks the old lady
September 7th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
King of the Castle. Rodgers wishes he could pull the talent that Jay does.
Please… Cutler pulls ass Charlie Sheen ass: good looking women that you’d like to fuck without sharing anything else, not even one spoken word.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Shoe-horning yourself into forced trash-talk?
September 7th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
We will share writing duties.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Jose: Always speaking the truth.
BTW, thoughts on the new J. Cole and new Weeknd. I think you already know I love both.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Rasheed Motherfucking Wallace
September 7th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
You don’t wanna see the Belt? Stop the motherfucker
Per the pretty lady on NFLN: Peyton officially ruled out for Sunday
September 7th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
I dont find Packers fans annoying, they may be a little dorky, but Ive always found them endearing. The belt thing was started by Aaron after all, not the fans. Go Pack Go is simple, catchy, and to the point. Cheese on heads, that’s pushing it, but overal I approve.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Sanchez is a little gay.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Shoe-horning yourself into forced trash-talk?
get ready for the guy from atlanta who roots for the packers to get really defensive. He may even fly off the handle and quit the website for the day, only to come back 8 minutes later and get even more defensive.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
He’s the re-incarnation of Joe Willie Namath. Overrated and more preoccupied with being an ‘icon’ than playing football.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
+1 night with Erin Andrews
September 7th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Go Pack Go is simple, catchy, and to the point. Cheese on heads, that’s pushing it, but overal I approve.
The whole “G-Force” pep squad thing, on the other hand, is an abortion, and I refuse to acknowledge its existence. I personally loathe the cheesehead, but have come to accept it.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Fuck yes. I’m feeling a return of mock necks for the fall/winter season. Or, I’m trying my damnedest to make sure they return.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
sanchez refers to top gun as “that volleyball movie.”
September 7th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
From what I understand, it came from opposing fans calling them Cheeseheads in a derogatory manner. They took it, ran with it, and made it their own. Kudos to them.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
I posted this over the weekend, but I am guessing most of you missed it.
Aaron Rodgers – Mustached-American hero
http://americanmustacheinstitute.org/blog/2011/09/the-ami-interview-green-bay-packers-quarterback-aaron-rodgers/
September 7th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
re: Sid
Just wait til the presser is over. I’m sure CBC or Yahoo will have the interesting points. Sid has the charisma of Dick Jauron. Listening to him talk will put you to sleep.
September 7th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
He tore this song apart
September 7th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
get ready for the guy from atlanta who roots for the packers to get really defensive. He may even fly off the handle and quit the website for the day, only to come back 8 minutes later and get even more defensive.
There’s no reasoning with fair-weather vikings fans. It’s not worth it. I’ll get into it with him when they start selling out first-round playoff games.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Love both. I actually pre-ordered Cole’s cd the other day, and I don’t even have a job. The last time I paid for an entire album was something like ’09, so that should tell you how excited I am.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
He’s the re-incarnation of Joe Willie Namath. Overrated and more preoccupied with being an ‘icon’ than playing football.
Namath’s %/TD/INT numbers just look like that because of the era he played in.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Goddamnit. Stop making me laugh at shit I don’t want to find funny.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
I dont find Packers fans annoying
but you hate the steelers! Everybody hates the Steelers! It isn’t fair. It’s not our fault we’re the best team. Women lie about getting raped all the time.
/that one steeler fan who can’t figure out why people hate steeler fans
September 7th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Thanks for going out of your way to live up to your name, makes it easier for everyone
September 7th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
I love football hate, especially Giants fans hating on Jets fans.
/scribbles notes down and goes off to look at nordstrom site
September 7th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Packers fans are in the same knuckledragger category as Red Sox fans. Liquidate all of them. Effective immediately.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Namath’s %/TD/INT numbers just look like that because of the era he played in.
That may be so, but there’s still no reason for him being in the Hall of Fame, other than he was a playboy in NY, and got drunk one night and said he was going to win one game.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Why do I always feel the need to defend Joe Namath? He was really good his first few years. He was also one of the highest rated QB prospects ever.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
I love summer more than anything, but my wardrobe really opens up once fall hits.
/no homo
September 7th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Speaking of his Royal Lord Cutler, he’s having a presser right now. SHOOSH! ALL OF YOU!
The floor is yours, Jay.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Thanks for going out of your way to live up to your name, makes it easier for everyone
I’m stupid because…? I’m engaging you? Yes. All of my other comments were factual, however.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
That may be so, but there’s still no reason for him being in the Hall of Fame
Blah. You missed my subtle humor. I was saying Sanchez’s %/TD/INT numbers look like a QB from the 60s
September 7th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
He was also one of the highest rated QB prospects ever.
todd marinovich is HOF eligible, too!
September 7th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
don’t be so hard on yourself, you’re a tremendous homo.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
todd marinovich is HOF eligible, too!
+1 steroid cycle
September 7th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
But Bear fans are such rubes that SNL devoted a recurring sketch about them that was more documentary in nature than satire
September 7th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
All of my other comments were factual, however.
especially the one about where you were walking down the street, and some guy hurt your feelings.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
todd marinovich is HOF eligible, too!
Drew Bledsoe. Drew Bledsoe would be the comparison here. Marinovich was on the Sanchez level of prospects
September 7th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
Its getting Profootballtalk comment-y in here. Guess everyone gets a little crazy the day before the season starts.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
Blah. You missed my subtle humor.
Indeed I did. My bad. Please, continue with your Sanchez hate.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
Ditto. It’s the only thing I like about the cold weather. I mean, I love shorts and flip flops like no other, but it’s not as fun as deciding “sweater or blazer? jeans or slacks? Boots or Sneakers? Jacket or hoodie? Goose or pea coat?”. Shit, I’ve got some shopping to do.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
especially the one about where you were walking down the street, and some guy hurt your feelings.
did he ever. thank goodness they put up fencing on freeway overpasses.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
I don’t care how many hot women Sanchez is seen with, he’s a fucking homo and an average QB
September 7th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Its getting Profootballtalk comment-y in here. Guess everyone gets a little crazy the day before the season starts.
you read the comments at pro football talk? thumbs down to you.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
Sanchez is a little gay.
sanchez refers to top gun as “that volleyball movie.”
jonah hill is 10 less pounds and some hipster jeans away from being casted to play sanchez in the future lifetime original movie “Somewhere Between Average At Best”
September 7th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
We’ve taken that and embraced it. Besides, all of those predictions by the Superfans were pretty accurate. The ’85 Bears were a dominate force of nature not seen since that time.
AND DON’T GIVE ME THAT CRAP ABOUT THE 2000 RAVENS SPENCER!
September 7th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
he’s a fucking homo and an average QB
He is not.
/he’s slightly below average
September 7th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
I don’t care how many hot
womengirls Sanchez is seen withCall it what it it, man
September 7th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
/Cutler trips up stairs on way to podium
//Caleb Hanie tries to clean up the mess that’s left
///B.J. Raji and Sam Shields step in to save the day
September 7th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
fuck the ravens.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
This is what ProFootballTalk looks like?
September 7th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
predictions by the Superfans were pretty accurate. The ’85 Bears
I’m pretty sure the Superfans came after that
September 7th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Autumn is my favorite season for so many reasons, but living in Michigan, my wardrobe hits it stride right when girls start to cover up and gain 5 pounds. Cruel irony.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
AND DON’T GIVE ME THAT CRAP ABOUT THE 2000 RAVENS SPENCER!
they gave up 165 points in the whole season, and 36 of them were in one game early in the season.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
All of this.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
This is what ProFootballTalk looks like?
Yep. That’s where Lisk sprang from, swishing and swaying
September 7th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Someone needs to link to the picture Rodgers was talking about. Good Lord. Looks like he was doing his best Freddy Mercury impression.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
it’s what they do, bandwagon late…much like 2010 bears fans flocked in only after they made the playoffs.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
this x1000. I’m starting to get addicted to pea coats.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Yes. That dance was fucking stupid.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Speaking of embarassing
September 7th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
fuck the
ravensoriginal browns./fixed
September 7th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
I’m not even acknowledging the 2008 playoff game point you made since its such an old, tired argument that’s been given several proper explanations (not excuses). Spare me.
I’ll stop. Packers fans just annoy the shit out of me.
/Butters is a good dude though
September 7th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
that’s not fair at all…freddie mercury had LOADS of talent. basically freddie mercury was to queen what TBL thinks sanchez is to the jets.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
They were modeled for the ’85 season and the following one.
Hey now. I watched all 16 Bears games last year. If you want to call me a bandwagon Bulls fan, that’s accurate. I didn’t give a shit about them until they were good.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
you should be fixed so your ignorance doesn’t manifest itself in future generations.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
Haters gon hate, Mierdas gon defecate.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
Seconded
September 7th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
Damn. Didn’t see that one coming.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
I can get on board with that.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
They’re the best. They go with anything.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
I have three, two black, one grey that’s double breasted. I can’t wait to start wearing hoodies more honestly. I’ll look nice when I go out, but when I’m home, I want to be comfortable.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
Considering this post is about Sanchez’s gay pictures, I didn’t think it could get any gayer. Then a bunch of dudes started talking about changing seasons and clothes. It got gayer.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
you should be fixed so your ignorance doesn’t manifest itself in future generations.
you should provide me with enough reefer to do so.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
I’ve had 2 Fantasy Football drafts in the last week, both with big money on the line and both with guys that know their stuff…
And why is this important, you ask?
No Sanchez in either draft. These guys (and me) know what’s up.
/Oh, and Sanchise might not be gay, but those pics sure are
//Photographer must have been a Giant fan
September 7th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Who wouldve ever thought a post like this would get a little gay?
September 7th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
SC, correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think you were alive when the Bulls weren’t good. That was like 1984. Or do you mean during the Baby Bulls years you didn’t like them?
September 7th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
well then you’re in luck…i have enough reefer to do so.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Who wouldve ever thought a post like this would get a little gay?
CJ, if you were a man I’d kiss you right now
September 7th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
Found this snazy gray, wool one at Express the other day that’s all kinds of fire. Fucker is $250 bucks though.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
It did certainly get really metro in here. The thread bouncer just told me I have to put a shirt on. And some close toed shoes.
Fuck this fancy club. I’m going to Moe’s.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
i’m with diesel. you guys love the dick.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
If by gay you mean stylish, then you should have been tipped off by the GQ links in the posts. Duh…
/Goes back to shopping online
September 7th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
God I’ve missed it, hating the Vikings gives me purpose in life right now in these troubling times
September 7th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
I own one jacket. I think it’s a fisherman’s jacket but that might not be what it’s called.
/just wanted to feel included
September 7th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
I stopped paying close attention to the NBA when LeBron James entered the league. He ruined the sport for me.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
It went from Profootball talk comments to Queer Eye for the Straight Guy in the blink of an eye. I blame Sanchez.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
By the way, NFLN re-airing Super Bowl XLV right now
/Belt
September 7th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Who put moisturizer in the bathroom? And why do the towels match the rug in here?
September 7th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
that’s been given several proper explanations
Was one of them that the vikings have fair-weather fans? If so, I’ll stop bringing it up. Acknowledgement is the first step.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
CJ: Loving guys that look like shit since 1981.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
By the way, NFLN re-airing Super Bowl XLV right now
Sorry, Style Network is airing Fashion Tips For Fall. So many cute peacoats in a plethora of colors. I’m transfixed
September 7th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
Facial or hand?
September 7th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
There’s something carnal about a guy in a stained t shirt and ripped jeans(and the rip wasnt factory made)
I dont want a guy to look better than me.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
That’s what she said
September 7th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
yelnik
September 7th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
So pissed you haven’t noticed the lavender candles. And for the love of God.. PUT THE FUCKING SEAT DOWN! There are ladies present.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Needs more short, but otherwise….yeah.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
And I was born in 1982 THANKYOUVERYMUCH
September 7th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Ha. Anyone have any good team names for FF?
September 7th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
Anyone have any good team names for FF?
ATL_Badger Fucks Dead Babies is probably too insular.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
And I don’t ever want to get even accused of looking like shit. Another divide between us, Ceej.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
And I was born in 1982 THANKYOUVERYMUCH
twas a good year.
/high five
September 7th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
my one jacket.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
THIS. The “belt” thing is just so freaking lame. That combined with “Go Pack Go”… Packers fans are such dorks.
Don’t forget GForce!
Fuck I hate the Packers
September 7th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
/high fives CJ
//team 1982
///turning 29 next Thursday
September 7th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
Anyone have any good team names for FF?
Chris Henry Automotive
Vick Tuck
September 7th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
I was a sophomore in high school.
/old’ed
September 7th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
I can’t tell you how many times I vacillated between 81 and 82. Should have went with my gut.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
/takes bite of apple in fruit bowl on kitchen island
OH WHAT THE FUCK? THIS THING IS MADE OF WAX!
September 7th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
I need to re-watch that game since I had a major case of the flu and thought I was in my death bed during the game. I really don’t remember what was going on the whole time, which I guess was a blessing.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
I call bullshit on this being your reasoning. Youre getting downright giddy over peacoats. Sorry dude, you just went down a notch on my man totem.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
This.
Jersey, have you ever been shopping somewhere and someone else that was shopping in the same store asking you if you work there? Has happened to me on more than one occassion.
/pats self on back
//probably too much of a share
///fuck it
September 7th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
i’m with diesel. you guys love the dick.
that is a truly incongruous statement.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:27 PM
My name is also Bort, and I hit 29 on the 30th this month
September 7th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
I assume it came with the matching golf bag. Probably purchased as Bass Pro Shops I’m guessing.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
my one jacket.
+1. that’s an awful jacket, yet still appropriate for the redneck i envision you being.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
I expected this stuff from Jersey and jck, but the rest of you…
September 7th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
Someone needs to link to the picture Rodgers was talking about. Good Lord. Looks like he was doing his best Freddy Mercury impression.
Jersey, there’s your opening to call Aaron Rodgers gay.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Put that down. I’m not finished painting yet. And did you just walk through the living room with your shoes on? Motherfucker, I just had that carpet shampooed.
/turns on hand held vacuum.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Anyone have any good team names for FF?
Now at IHOP: The Declan Sullivan Pancake Special
September 7th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
I watched it on Monday, had forgotten how bleak things were looking in that third quarter before Truther Mendenhall changed the course of the game to start the fourth
September 7th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
So… Jersey went down a notch on his own penis? I’m confused.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:29 PM
I am in awe. Its like a Nascar jacket with a college logo on it.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
Butters- Is America’s Game tonight?
September 7th, 2011 at 1:30 PM
There’s plenty of Bort’s, but no Bart’s…
September 7th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
I watched it on Monday, had forgotten how bleak things were looking in that third quarter before Truther Mendenhall changed the course of the game to start the fourth
and right before the 26 yard 3rd down pass, too. Pittsburgh had all the momentum, several times in that game.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Different totem pole
September 7th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Re: Pea Coats
The only pea coat is an actual Navy Pea Coat. My uncle was kind enough to go to the PX on base and get one for me several years ago. Best Christmas gift ever.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Yeah, I wish NFL Network would stop showing that clip in their highlight commercials. I have feelings you know.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
ATL_Badger Fucks Dead Babies is probably too insular.
ahem… ATL_Badger Fucks Dead toddlers.
/fixed for meme accuracy
September 7th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
I don’t have a golf bag because I don’t have any golf clubs. but you better believe I’d have that bag if I had clubs.
and why would I buy those from Bass Pro when I can get them from the online Vols store?
September 7th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
Once. But I think it was more of a “What other purpose does a black man in a suit have at Bergdorf Goodman?”.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
*nods*
/beams with pride
September 7th, 2011 at 1:34 PM
America’s Game does indeed premiere tonight, Woodson, Rogers and McCarthy I believe are the talking heads
I had forgotten Roethlisberger missing a wide open Wallace on a deep throw that would have given them the lead during the series that ended with the missed FG
September 7th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
I hate Green Bay but I will definitely watch America’s Game. Might have to turn away during the Clay Matthews filthy, targeted blow on Jay’s leg though. It still hurts to watch.
September 7th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
/swears
//closes tab
September 7th, 2011 at 1:42 PM
my one jacket.
where’s the NSFW tag?!?!
September 7th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
You don’t own that. No one owns that.
September 7th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
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Sanchez is a little gay.
sanchez refers to top gun as “that volleyball movie.”
jonah hill is 10 less pounds and some hipster jeans away from being casted to play sanchez in the future lifetime original movie “Somewhere Between Average At Best”
Sanchez’s favorite movies:
Top Gun
Steel Magnolias
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
September 8th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
aaron who?….Why is he talking about some guy photos?..whats his problem?…either you ignor the photos or (gay) will comment about it. Anyway as a female who enjoys futbol(hehe) meaning when Sanchez play (humm) it keeps my eyes busy while husband and friends talk about futbol (boring!) ohhh you got it see my friends we all quiet just looking Sanchez walk, run..anything he does moves is ahhhh good for our eyes!..Sanchez you can do whatever you want..by the way guys..this photos should be for females only..why are you taking a look?..ahhh i see you want to look like him?… go ahead go to the gym, smile…Oh Snachez..oH lord! those photos ( yes , I got the magazine) my husband opinion?..he says : well i guess he got good money to do that..his business as long he plays well this season..thats all matters!..Go Sanchez!…