Comments on: Kate Upton is the 2011 Culture Tournament Champion

By: YYSA

YYSA — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:27:36 +0000

Ndub – If the Twilight kid is in it shouldn’t it be titled “Ab Ducts Son!”

/pulls shirt up
/flexes
/passes out

By: NDub

NDub — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:25:35 +0000

Rag on all these movies you want, but you can’t also complain when Hollywood churns out remakes, sequels, and comic book movies on the reg.
The “buying time” concept most likely will suck, but I’ll give my money to it before I drop a dime on Transformers 4.

I’ll bitch about Hollywood for anything it creates that sucks. I don’t care if it’s an “original” flick like “In Time” or “Abortion,” er, “Abduction” or the next piece of shit from Michael Bay.

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:21:57 +0000

/Kunis now and forever
/ Saw Friends with Benefits over the weekend. She even out-Kunis’d her Forgetting Sarah Marshall role

She will always be Jackie Beulah Burkhart to me.

By: SouvenirCity

SouvenirCity — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:15:11 +0000

HBO Go

I just found out I can use this on my computer as well as my phone. Awesome. Going to be watching Boardwalk Empire before bed now.

By: Badger

Badger — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:14:49 +0000

Rag on all these movies you want, but you can’t also complain when Hollywood churns out remakes, sequels, and comic book movies on the reg.

The “buying time” concept most likely will suck, but I’ll give my money to it before I drop a dime on Transformers 4.

By: jck49erfan

jck49erfan — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:13:37 +0000

If you’re ever tired, may I recommend walking into your employer’s bathroom and seeing a gigantic cockroach crawling near the stall as a method of waking up.

Better than seeing it while actually on the toilet.

By: RexKramerDangerSeeker

RexKramerDangerSeeker — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:11:50 +0000

And Johnny Galecki is in “In Time”, too. The Murphy/Lavin Group really fucked him on this one…

By: NDub

NDub — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:11:05 +0000

Abduction could be worse than Zookeeper and Apollo 18.

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:10:33 +0000

Is there any chance that you can split the hot chicks into their own bracket called the hot chicks bracket, and then everything else in the real culture tournament bracket?

By: RexKramerDangerSeeker

RexKramerDangerSeeker — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:09:51 +0000

that sounds worse than that new movie “Abduction” with the one really buff douche from the twilight movies.

Fuck…it is worse. Amanda Seyfried also stars. This looks to be shaping up to be TBL’s Vanilla Sky for 2011.

By: YYSA

YYSA — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:08:40 +0000

Looking forward to the Boardwalk Empire return. I caught up on it with HBO Go and actually enjoyed it more than I thought I would.

This. I am definitely ready for this to come back. True Blood please go away.

By: heldover

heldover — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:08:24 +0000

But if you’re rating someone’s cultural relevance in the past year the Perlman ‘do must be taken into considerationTouche, Butters. But this came out in February, so shouldn't that factor in as well?

By: traderjack21

traderjack21 — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:06:06 +0000

“In Time”, starring Justin Timberlake (Oct 2011 Release)
In the future people stop aging at 25 and must work to buy themselves more time, but when a young man finds himself with more time than he can imagine he must run from the corrupt police force to save his life.
/shoots self in fac

that sounds worse than that new movie “Abduction” with the one really buff douche from the twilight movies.

By: Broccoli Beef

Broccoli Beef — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:05:41 +0000

Steve Buscemi agrees.

Looking forward to the Boardwalk Empire return. I caught up on it with HBO Go and actually enjoyed it more than I thought I would.

By: RexKramerDangerSeeker

RexKramerDangerSeeker — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:04:07 +0000

“In Time”, starring Justin Timberlake (Oct 2011 Release)
In the future people stop aging at 25 and must work to buy themselves more time, but when a young man finds himself with more time than he can imagine he must run from the corrupt police force to save his life.

/shoots self in face

By: jim

jim — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:03:33 +0000

I, for one, welcome our new boobie overlord.

By: YYSA

YYSA — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:02:25 +0000

You can have a great career as a supporting character actor

Just got to find your Clint Eastwood and attach yourself to him.

By: RexKramerDangerSeeker

RexKramerDangerSeeker — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:02:04 +0000

I agree that JT shouldn’t be a leading man but he does well in a supoorting role. You can have a great career as a supporting character actor

But we’re all smart enough to know this will never happen. I’ll wager he’s the lead in 6 movies over the next 2.5 years.

/runs to check imdb to see what Hollywood is going to subject us to.

By: sportsgal116

sportsgal116 — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:01:50 +0000

If you’re ever tired, may I recommend walking into your employer’s bathroom and seeing a gigantic cockroach crawling near the stall as a method of waking up.

By: traderjack21

traderjack21 — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:01:28 +0000

She might have to get naked in the next year to stay relevant. 2012 Culture Tournament sleeper.

other than the feature film she’s starring in that releases in January… Haywire actually looks good