Comments on: 2011 Culture Tournament Championship: Kate Upton vs. Bill Simmons

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 06:18:47 +0000

The cleavage in the first pic is spectacular, but I hate the lipstick. I prefer the second picture overall.

ghey

/Coop

By: garmy

garmy — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 18:23:44 +0000

Look! A jumping shark!

By: Shatner, who blames the media for everything

Shatner, who blames the media for everything — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 18:32:15 +0000

I am shocked – SHOCKED – that Upton won. No. Really. Shocked.

By: Nada

Nada — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 18:18:58 +0000

I haven’t mentioned Rona Gonzales even once today.
Until now.
http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2011/08/26/weekly-top-five-white-michael-vick/

By: scotchyscotchscotch

scotchyscotchscotch — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 16:53:02 +0000

Simmons doesn’t even talk about sports anymore, just sh*tty reality TV. He should switch from ESPN to E.

By: egustafs96

egustafs96 — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 16:40:08 +0000

Simmons is only slightly less insufferable than colin cowherd.

By: roger from oz

roger from oz — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 14:56:32 +0000

Upton better crush Simmons. If not, this voting system is gay.

By: Chelsea Chris

Chelsea Chris — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 14:40:04 +0000

Why do people love Simmons? I don’t get it. He should have lost to Bilas twitter feed and then lost to Jackson’s punt return.

By: geoffreyvs is doing the Tomahawk Chop

geoffreyvs is doing the Tomahawk Chop — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 14:37:47 +0000

Kate Upton is just stupid hot. That first picture is (whistles).

By: Nada

Nada — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 14:37:40 +0000

Simmons ceased being funny the day he started putting out cartoons with him and his wife.
Jemele Hill is funnier and she’s not even trying to be funny.

/ ++++++ on that second part

By: Fit2Fight

Fit2Fight — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 14:24:59 +0000

Culture Tournament 2012 Winner = (Hottest Girl in brackets). Repeat for ’13, ’14, etc.

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 14:24:34 +0000

Just embrace it. The only reason no one makes fun of me for being a fashionista is that it wouldn’t bother me.

This is true. Half the fun in engaging ATL is that you know he’ll respond and try to defend himself.

By: NDub

NDub — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 14:24:15 +0000

ATL, responding to you sometimes is like a tic. I can’t help myself.

Yup. You make it easy, ATL_Badger.

By: heldover

heldover — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 14:24:02 +0000

Upton’s got this thing in the bag. I can feel ~~it down in~~ my plums.Fixed.

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 14:22:06 +0000

Upton’s got this thing in the bag. I can feel it down in my plums.

By: jck49erfan

jck49erfan — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 14:21:58 +0000

Yeah… I get it.. that’s fine. I just resent the implication that I would kick any of these women out of my bed for eating crackers. Sure I critique and state my preferences, but… sigh.. whatever, have at me. I told SC I’d stop yesterday.

Just embrace it. The only reason no one makes fun of me for being a fashionista is that it wouldn’t bother me.

/dusts crubs off brand new plaid shirt.

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 14:21:44 +0000

ATL, responding to you sometimes is like a tic. I can’t help myself.

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 14:21:18 +0000

Yeah… I get it.. that’s fine. I just resent the implication that I would kick any of these women out of my bed for eating crackers.

No you’d kick them out of bed because you think they’re fat and not worthy of your dick.

By: ATL_Badger Stupidest Person In Here

ATL_Badger Stupidest Person In Here — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 14:19:34 +0000

Coop only kissed one guy too….but you see what we’ve done there.

Yeah… I get it.. that’s fine. I just resent the implication that I would kick any of these women out of my bed for eating crackers. Sure I critique and state my preferences, but… sigh.. whatever, have at me. I told SC I’d stop yesterday.

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 14:18:46 +0000

I don’t think Kate Upton cares too much about her make-up critics when she’s 19, sitting on a pile of cash, will never have to work a day in her life, and has her choice in suitors.

Yeah, but that cash is going to go to a nice set of dentures after her teeth rot from the bulemia.

/stereotype