2011 Culture Tournament Championship: Kate Upton vs. Bill Simmons

2011 Culture Tournament, All, Video Jason McIntyre September 2nd. 2011, 9:45am

View the entire bracket here.

Bill Simmons trailed DeSean Jackson’s punt return vs. the Giants by 15 votes this morning, but a strong finish propelled The Sports Guy to the narrow, 12-vote, come-from-behind victory. The Final Four rally had the feel of Gonzaga’s collapse against UCLA …

or perhaps the Trail Blazers melting down against the Lakers …

Meanwhile, Kate Upton stomped Blake Griffin in the other semifinal, which sets up the final: ESPN’s biggest draw vs. the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover girl (come on, she’s a lock and you know it). Voting is open today through Monday night.

Kate Upton vs. Bill Simmons

1. Kate Upton (72%, 3,623 Votes)
1. Bill Simmons (28%, 1,446 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,053

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50 Responses to “2011 Culture Tournament Championship: Kate Upton vs. Bill Simmons”

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SouvenirCity Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:49 AM
Simmons has no chance unless he unleashes his Twitter minions to vote for him. Somehow, I think that is beneath him in his mind.
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devang Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:50 AM
The only thing that these 2 have in common is a female voice. This starts and ends with Upton. If Simmons wins, y’all are a bunch of homos.
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Mr. C Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:52 AM
The cleavage in the first pic is spectacular, but I hate the lipstick. I prefer the second picture overall.
/who cares
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KingGrizz Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:53 AM
I’m as big of a Simmons homer as anyone — but Bill you are outgunned here. I dont understand why there are links of videos to an 11 year old NBA game when you have multiple videos available of Ms. Upton.
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ButtersBC Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:54 AM
If Simmons wins, y’all are a bunch of homos.
There are more big-titted blondes out there than funny sportswriters I like to read…the Culture Tournament again becomes a copy of something you’d find on Maxim’s site
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Stephen Douglas (CRM!) Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:55 AM
I think I’ve noticed a trend between Culture Bracket champions. Can anyone else figure it out!?
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ATL_Badger Stupidest Person In Here Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:55 AM
If the powers that be changed the name of this “culture tournament” to “popularity contest,” I’d be a little less confused as to what its whole point is.
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Mr. C Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:56 AM
If Simmons wins, y’all are a bunch of homos.
There are more big-titted blondes out there than funny sportswriters I like to read…the Culture Tournament again becomes a copy of something you’d find on Maxim’s site
Upton’s mesmerizing titties > Grantland’s popular culture footprint?
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KingGrizz Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:58 AM
Maybe have a separate tournament with the 16 or 32 hot chick du jour and have the culture tournament sans hot chicks?
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devang Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:59 AM
There are more big-titted blondes out there than funny sportswriters
Simmons ceased being funny the day he started putting out cartoons with him and his wife.
Jemele Hill is funnier and she’s not even trying to be funny.
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St. Bear Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:59 AM
I think I’ve noticed a trend between Culture Bracket champions. Can anyone else figure it out!?
You must be the first person to ever think of this!
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cracker jack Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:01 AM
The results of this will be like most of the big college teams this weekend over whatever scrub they’re playing
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heldover Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Maybe have a separate tournament with the 16 or 32 hot chick du jour and have the culture tournament sans hot chicks?
We’ve got the NIT over at Hakim Drops the Ball.
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cracker jack Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:02 AM
I do have to admit, her boobs look amazing in the first pic.
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phillymantis915 Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:04 AM
I do have to admit, her boobs look amazing in the first pic.
All of this
/team bewbs
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ATL_Badger Stupidest Person In Here Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:05 AM
I do have to admit, her boobs look amazing in the first pic.
I hope I win the genetic lottery in my next life.
/prays to Buddha
//eats at chic-fil-A, saves cow
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YYSA Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:06 AM
The cleavage in the first pic is spectacular, but I hate the lipstick.
She can be the red at my rainbow sex party any day.
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heldover Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:07 AM
I hope I win the genetic lottery in my next life.
You want to be a chick in your next life? Hope nobody blasts your makeup or says you’re “fat.”
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ms621 Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:08 AM
She can be the red at my rainbow sex party any day.
Reminds of me of the restaurant scene in the third Matrix.
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Michael Necci Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:09 AM
How the hell did Simmons get this far?
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NDub Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:12 AM
I think I’ve noticed a trend between Culture Bracket champions. Can anyone else figure it out!?
Chicks that ATL_Badger, Cassino and RobJules wouldn’t do?
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ATL_Badger Stupidest Person In Here Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:12 AM
You want to be a chick in your next life? Hope nobody blasts your makeup or says you’re “fat.”
I don’t think Kate Upton cares too much about her make-up critics when she’s 19, sitting on a pile of cash, will never have to work a day in her life, and has her choice in suitors.
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heldover Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:12 AM
How the hell did Simmons get this far?
“This week on the B.S. Report…J-Mac!” #Braaaahmmmmm
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jck49erfan Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Chicks that ATL_Badger, Cassino and RobJules wouldn’t do?
I laugh at high standards.
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ms621 Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Chicks that ATL_Badger, Cassino and RobJules wouldn’t do?
I laughed.
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ATL_Badger Stupidest Person In Here Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:14 AM
Chicks that ATL_Badger, Cassino and RobJules wouldn’t do?
When have I ever said this? Again, the only girl I’ve gone on record as saying “no” to is Casey Anthony. But y’all can go FoxNews it up to fit your narrative.
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ohheelyeah Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:14 AM
How the hell did Simmons get this far?
TheBigLead Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 8:18 AM
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40 minutes left in culture tourney voting: Simmons trails by 9 votes
http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2011/09/01/culture-tournament-final-four-blake-griffin-vs-kate-upton-desean-jackson-vs-bill-simmons
Thats how. Team TBL, campaigning for votes. Heaven forbid DeSean gets to the finals…
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ohheelyeah Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:15 AM
forgot to add “/conspiracy theory’d” to that last comment
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jck49erfan Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:15 AM
When have I ever said this? Again, the only girl I’ve gone on record as saying “no” to is Casey Anthony. But y’all can go FoxNews it up to fit your narrative.
Coop only kissed one guy too….but you see what we’ve done there.
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ButtersBC Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Coop only kissed one guy too
That we know of…
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St. Bear Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:18 AM
I don’t think Kate Upton cares too much about her make-up critics when she’s 19, sitting on a pile of cash, will never have to work a day in her life, and has her choice in suitors.
Yeah, but that cash is going to go to a nice set of dentures after her teeth rot from the bulemia.
/stereotype
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ATL_Badger Stupidest Person In Here Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Coop only kissed one guy too….but you see what we’ve done there.
Yeah… I get it.. that’s fine. I just resent the implication that I would kick any of these women out of my bed for eating crackers. Sure I critique and state my preferences, but… sigh.. whatever, have at me. I told SC I’d stop yesterday.
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ms621 Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Yeah… I get it.. that’s fine. I just resent the implication that I would kick any of these women out of my bed for eating crackers.
No you’d kick them out of bed because you think they’re fat and not worthy of your dick.
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ms621 Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:21 AM
ATL, responding to you sometimes is like a tic. I can’t help myself.
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jck49erfan Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Yeah… I get it.. that’s fine. I just resent the implication that I would kick any of these women out of my bed for eating crackers. Sure I critique and state my preferences, but… sigh.. whatever, have at me. I told SC I’d stop yesterday.
Just embrace it. The only reason no one makes fun of me for being a fashionista is that it wouldn’t bother me.
/dusts crubs off brand new plaid shirt.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:22 AM
Upton’s got this thing in the bag. I can feel it down in my plums.
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heldover Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Upton’s got this thing in the bag. I can feel ~~it down in~~ my plums.
Fixed.
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NDub Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:24 AM
ATL, responding to you sometimes is like a tic. I can’t help myself.
Yup. You make it easy, ATL_Badger.
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ms621 Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Just embrace it. The only reason no one makes fun of me for being a fashionista is that it wouldn’t bother me.
This is true. Half the fun in engaging ATL is that you know he’ll respond and try to defend himself.
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Fit2Fight Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:24 AM
Culture Tournament 2012 Winner = (Hottest Girl in brackets). Repeat for ’13, ’14, etc.
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Nada Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:37 AM
Simmons ceased being funny the day he started putting out cartoons with him and his wife.
Jemele Hill is funnier and she’s not even trying to be funny.
/ ++++++ on that second part
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geoffreyvs is doing the Tomahawk Chop Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:37 AM
Kate Upton is just stupid hot. That first picture is (whistles).
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Chelsea Chris Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:40 AM
Why do people love Simmons? I don’t get it. He should have lost to Bilas twitter feed and then lost to Jackson’s punt return.
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roger from oz Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Upton better crush Simmons. If not, this voting system is gay.
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egustafs96 Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 12:40 PM
Simmons is only slightly less insufferable than colin cowherd.
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scotchyscotchscotch Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Simmons doesn’t even talk about sports anymore, just sh*tty reality TV. He should switch from ESPN to E.
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Nada Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 2:18 PM
I haven’t mentioned Rona Gonzales even once today.
Until now.
http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2011/08/26/weekly-top-five-white-michael-vick/
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Shatner, who blames the media for everything Says:
September 2nd, 2011 at 2:32 PM
I am shocked – SHOCKED – that Upton won. No. Really. Shocked.
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garmy Says:
September 3rd, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Look! A jumping shark!
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
September 5th, 2011 at 2:18 AM
The cleavage in the first pic is spectacular, but I hate the lipstick. I prefer the second picture overall.
ghey
/Coop