Hope Solo, Ron Artest On Next Season of Dancing With The Stars
ABC announced the new lineup for Dancing With The Stars last night. As usual, the DWTS team tapped some athletes, some television personalities and some people who are famous because you’ve heard of them. From the sports world, you get new soccer sex icon Hope Solo and Ron Arest or whatever stupid name they call him when the show airs. Also, brother of jock ****ers Kim and Khloe and Page 2 contributor, Robert Kardashian. Man. First Erin Andrews and now Rob Kardashian. ESPN gets all their top talent on DWTS.
If you actually watch DWTS, then the highlights of your night will be Jay Cutler’s ex-finace, Kristin Cavallari and George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis learning to dance before the women of America vote them off for being too pretty.
Meanwhile, Chaz Bono will advance because he’s trying so damn hard! David Arquette “joined the show to bring positivity to his life.” There’s nothing better for your self-esteem than having three judges tell you how bad you are at something. Then again, maybe Deputy Dewey is a good dancer.
Nancy Grace and Ricki Lake will also be involved. Plus Chynna Phillips (of Wilson Phillips!) and someone(s) named Carson Kressley and J.R. Martinez. What incredible star power!
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August 30th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Cavallari clearly needs this. She is getting a little soggy around the midsection.
/atl_hernia’d
August 30th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
K-Cav and her horse face looking for a little Q-rating rebound now that Supreme Lord and Chancellor Jay has sent her packing. DWTS is a place to start I guess.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Cutler, what an asshole. Come with me Ms. Cavalarri, I’ll have you fartin through silk.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Damn you, takes the thunder away from what I was going to post, but fuck it, I’m posting anyway…
She looks better around the midsection than that heffer Kate Upton.
/ATL_Hernia’d
August 30th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
One of my favorite Howard Stern bits was when Howard & Artie were doing an “impression” of Chaz Bono..
/Random
//you don’t care.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
They missed a golden opportunity to have Casey Anthony on the show. I would have watched that.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:32 PM
well of course, every woman in America would be glued to their TV.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
Casey Anthony v. Nancy Grace catfight.
RAWR. Giddy up.
/Kramer
August 30th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
every woman in America would be glued to their TV.
Taking notes from the master? “She just did what we all were thinking.”
August 30th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
I need to hang out with the ATL badger. I’m gonna bring my pen and paper to the bar. Take some notes about mac’n and all that shit!
August 30th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
She’d be on for one week… not worth it.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
moar hope solo, plz
August 30th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Solid gold. I would even vote. I think there’s public voting on DWTS, right?
August 30th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Cavallari clearly needs this. She is getting a little soggy around the midsection.
/atl_hernia’d
I don’t think I’ve seen him around much today. Did someone finally push him over the edge?
August 30th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
moar hope solo, plz
Here you go.
I wonder if there was a draft in that stadium.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Elisabetta Canalis >>>>>>>>>>>> Stacy Keibler
August 30th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
After further inspecting the Upton photo Hernia may be on to something, She certainly has not put on the full freshmen fifteen but a solid freshmen five is on her. She should be careful. That michigan bloodline will eventually win out.
Having said all that…. she carries it extremely well and I would like her to sit on my face so that I may guess her weight.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
Kiebler is in the DWTS HOF. Iconic.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:39 PM
him and hernia have been hanging out by the doors of the eating disorder clinic wondering where all the skinny girls are at.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
They should rename the show Dancing With Tepid Shit.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:40 PM
I would gladly take Keibler and those stems with no regrets.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
You’re fuckin crazy. With those trash tats, half of Hollywood has made soup out of those panties. Kiebler > almost anyone.
/Team legs
//Team Ass
///Team Boobs
////Fuck it, I like it all
August 30th, 2011 at 2:41 PM
him and hernia have been hanging out by the doors of the eating disorder clinic wondering where all the skinny girls are at.
TSH finds fault with anybody that isn’t his hair. ATL_Badger finds fault with all women so as to protect his virginity. I don’t think they hang out together
August 30th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
come back megan rapinoe
August 30th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
so how are you not on canalis’ team?
August 30th, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Fuck these fake stars. Get nothing but convicted serial killers or people on Death Row to dance. I would watch that.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
This is all kinds of awesome. Golf clap for you, good sir.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Fuck these fake stars. Get nothing but convicted serial killers or people on Death Row to dance. I would watch that.
Can Tom Bergeron still host?
August 30th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
It’s already been said, but it bears repeating.
No.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Because I’m on Kiebler’s team. Duh.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Get nothing but convicted serial killers or people on Death Row to dance. I would watch that.
Oohhh, Dancing With Locked Up Abroad: Dancing For Your Life would win many multiple viewings from my household
August 30th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Oh and the winner would get FREEEEEEDOM.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Slow fucking day.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:45 PM
How do you feel about buttafaces?
/Team Mila Kunis per previous post
August 30th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Get nothing but convicted serial killers or people on Death Row to dance.
I’d like to see a “most dangerous game” type reality show, where we got 10 serieal killers on one island. maybe put one gun on the island, and have them pick each other off week by week. ratings gold.
/i’ll show myself the door.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
I’m glad Mila is getting sodomized in that tournament that I don’t understand. You morons that voted her over Decker deserve to watch that blowout in its entirety.
And whoever is and has been voting for Gus Johnson or Blake Griffin’s Dunking Ability can go lock yourselves in a meat cooler with a tiger.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:47 PM
what am i looking at in the pic on the right?
August 30th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
But then who would run the blog?
August 30th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
+1 Patty Kane cab fare
August 30th, 2011 at 2:49 PM
what am i looking at in the pic on the right?
A side angle view of Hope Solo’s vulva.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
looking forward to the Hope Solo screencaps.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you, Spencer?
By the way, take as many points as you want.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
Philly extended JVR
August 30th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
I’d like to see a “most dangerous game” type reality show, where we got 10 serieal killers on one island. maybe put one gun on the island, and have them pick each other off week by week. ratings gold.
This is the general idea of “The Running Man” — a show like that would be huge.
/”Here’s Sub-Zero…now…..PLAIN ZERO!”
August 30th, 2011 at 2:52 PM
A side angle view of Hope Solo’s vulva.
gross.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
That’s a bargain for JVR. Still glad the Hawks took Kane over him in 2007 though. Holmgren doesn’t appear to be completely gutting his team.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Agreed, fuck both of these entries
August 30th, 2011 at 2:53 PM
Hellyo’ Oym yore hoist Jason Stafem and wacome back you bluddy conts to Dancin wit ta Stahs: Coinvict Edashun
August 30th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Should never have defeated Messi. Fuck the silent majority.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
Gus Johnson over Marv Albert is still one of the most unbelievable outcomes so far. It’s reminiscent of when a third world country dictator calls an election and receives 98% of the vote….something just doesn’t seem right.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Hellyo’ Oym yore hoist Jason Stafem and wacome back you bluddy conts to Dancin wit ta Stahs: Coinvict Edashun
Was this written using the Dialectizer?
August 30th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
Exactly why I’ve been voting against him every round
August 30th, 2011 at 2:56 PM
i don’t get all the hate for Gus Johnson. is he annoying? of course. but at least he’s legitimately excited about what he’s doing. i’ll take that every day of the week and twice on sunday over the frauds and pompous dicks.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
No but god damn that could have saved me 5 minutes of trying to remember how the staph talks.
August 30th, 2011 at 2:58 PM
i don’t get all the hate for Gus Johnson. is he annoying? of course. but at least he’s legitimately excited about what he’s doing. i’ll take that every day of the week and twice on sunday over the frauds and pompous dicks.
I agree about Gus, but there is no way on this planet he should have beat Marv Albert. That’s almost like selecting any baseball announcer ever over Vin Scully.
August 30th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
I’d take Ernie Harwell over Vin Scully.
August 30th, 2011 at 3:02 PM
That’s almost like selecting any baseball announcer ever over Vin Scully.
Joe Angel
August 30th, 2011 at 3:04 PM
I’d take Ernie Harwell over Vin Scully.
I think Harwell, Goudy, Scully and Jack Buck are all roughly equivalent. But since Scully is the only one still alive and actually doing games, I picked him.
August 30th, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Lights signal for Ballz
August 30th, 2011 at 3:19 PM
I’m pretty happy with Jon Miller.
August 30th, 2011 at 3:29 PM
The lack of Harry Caray and Jack Brickhouse makes me want to put all of you in the meat cooler with the Gus enthusiasts.
August 30th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
tom hamilton, ftw.
/99% of the time sounds bored off his ass
//1% = WAY BACK!
August 31st, 2011 at 7:50 AM
I think Hope Solo must have gotten a Brazilian wax after the win over Brazil.