Elite 8: Kate Upton vs. Mila Kunis, Bill Simmons vs. Gus Johnson
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The Sweet 16 matchups ended yesterday with nary a surprise. I was slightly disappointed the Wonder Years was eliminated; I actually found myself engrossed in reading up on the show Monday morning while looking up old Kevin Arnold videos. I’d say the Upton/Kunis winner ends up champ, but at this point, can you really underestimate Jimmer Fredette? From the other side of the bracket, Bill Simmons is quietly handling his business. Does he stand a chance against Gus Johnson? Scott Van Pelt was just happy to get one vote.
Jimmer Fredette vs. Blake Griffin's Dunking Ability
- 7. Blake Griffin's Dunking Ability (68%, 1,455 Votes)
- 16. Jimmer Fredette (32%, 696 Votes)
Total Voters: 2,150
Loading ...Kate Upton vs. Mila Kunis
- 1. Kate Upton (63%, 1,484 Votes)
- 6. Mila Kunis (37%, 863 Votes)
Total Voters: 2,346
Loading ...Jim Tressel Cheating vs. DeSean Jackson's Punt Return Against the Giants
- 6. DeSean Jackson's punt return vs. the Giants (59%, 1,202 Votes)
- 1. Jim Tressel Cheating (41%, 848 Votes)
Total Voters: 2,050
Loading ...Bill Simmons vs. Gus Johnson
- 1. Bill Simmons (52%, 1,091 Votes)
- 2. Gus Johnson (48%, 988 Votes)
Total Voters: 2,079
Loading ...This is in hopes that all the Ohio folks don’t vote for Jim Tressel. Since Bill Simmons and Kate Upton seem like locks to reach the Final Four, who wants to see a third No. 1 seed advance?
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August 30th, 2011 at 10:02 AM
With those pictures, how does Kunis have a chance?
/she should never have made it this far
August 30th, 2011 at 10:04 AM
Kate Upton bringing the heat today, wow.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:05 AM
This.
We are taking names down of anyone that votes for Kunis over Upton. Show yourselves!!
August 30th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
really? because I was slightly disappointed that a show that has been off the air for 20+ years was in a 2011 culture tournament in the first place.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:06 AM
Guilty. I’m going down with this ship.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Make sure CRM doesn’t start voting as banned commenters in the Jimmer/Griffin match up.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
wait a minute. gus johnson beat SVP that bad? holy shit.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:07 AM
The DeSean TD return is turning into the dark horse of this tournament. Must be lots of Philly lurkers/Giants haters.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
why the fuck would we vote for jim tressel? you really think we want him winning this?
August 30th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
This whole thing continues to make no sense.
How is a punt return in a regular season NFL game “culturally” significant to sports?
Upton wins in a walk.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:09 AM
+1
August 30th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
WHo are all of these people that keep voting for Blake Griffin’s dunking?
August 30th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
We are taking names down of anyone that votes for Kunis over Upton. Show yourselves!!
Guilty and pround of it!!
August 30th, 2011 at 10:10 AM
I voted for Kunis.
Kate Upton has skank face and she looks like she’s not into skinny white guys.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
TBL clearly favoring the Upton win by putting these two pics next to each other. Probably wants to tweet to her about it in the end.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Incredible restraint shown by Tom Coughlin, not punching your punter in the face on live tv is the truest sign of a Super Bowl winning coach.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
wait a minute. gus johnson beat SVP that bad? holy shit.
The commenters here are fucked in the head is what I get out of that. Let’s just hand the title to Upton and forget this charade never happened.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
I voted for Kunis! She seems cool.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
The sports world stops when he flushes an alley oop!
August 30th, 2011 at 10:11 AM
“Probably”?
August 30th, 2011 at 10:12 AM
TBL, you should’ve found a super sexy half-naked Kunis shot to compete with Kate and The Biscuits.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:13 AM
That picture looks like a cheesy Halloween costume advertisement.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
gus johnson beat SVP that bad?
Go fuck yourselves with your madonna-whore announcer complexes.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:14 AM
We should have been seeing a hot sweaty match-up of Decker and Upton.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
well, it’s not like Kunis is in bikini photos on Getty.
Also, Kunis went up against bikini screen grabs of Brooklyn Decker and won that one.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:15 AM
/Raises hand
I just feel Kunis is more culturally at this time.
/I have no idea what that means
//TeamBrunettes
August 30th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
It’s been a nice run Kunis.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:16 AM
All this is making me want to go from disliking to hating Gus Johnson. He is a shitty announcer that doesn’t prepare for his job and CBS didn’t want to keep. Baffling. In fact, Jarring.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
If it doesn’t happen, there is a good chance another team would’ve won the Super Bowl.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Jimmer is fucking gay and everyone is tired of him.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:17 AM
right. because I’ve let her know that she’s even in this thing with so many tweets!
/laughs
August 30th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
I would pay to see this.
/no shit’d
August 30th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
You’re a cheesy Halloween costume advertisement.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:18 AM
I like Gus Johnson, especially during March Madness, but the love he is getting in this tournament makes me think he is a demigod to the non-commenting silent majority..
August 30th, 2011 at 10:19 AM
I always find it amusing that not all the vote totals match up. People really abstain from voting for some match ups?
August 30th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Fuck yes. Buck-Cowturd and Reilly-Olbermann.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:21 AM
/team Kunis
August 30th, 2011 at 10:22 AM
i have no idea what criteria to use for some of these matchups, so i only vote against jim tressel and for whichever e-lady who’s boobies are the best looking that day.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
can someone translate this into engrish please?
August 30th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
I avoided some of the earlier matchups.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
atta boy!
August 30th, 2011 at 10:23 AM
Spencer shouldnt you be voting for the russian?
August 30th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
i have no idea what criteria to use for whichever e-lady who’s boobies are the best looking that day.
Agreed
/edited to fit my agenda
August 30th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
I didn’t vote in the Simmons-Gus Johnson matchup. I read the dog article by Simmons and that is it, and I can’t stand Gus Johnson, so I felt like I should abstain.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
People really abstain from voting for some match ups?
it’s not like i morally abstain. i’m simply unable to make a comparison between some of the matchups b/c they don’t make sense.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:24 AM
How is it “culturally” significant to anything?
August 30th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
I always find it amusing that not all the vote totals match up. People really abstain from voting for some match ups?
Are you kidding? Some of these voting options are worse than the election between Benjamin Harrison and Grover Cleveland.
/1890s political joke’d
August 30th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
You make a point.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
It needs to be said because it’s not like it isn’t obvious, but Kate Upton just absolutely kills it in that photo.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Me! No, no, never Upton!
August 30th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
People really abstain from voting for some match ups?
My theory is the ADD nature of the internet. If you see a movie on youtube that is broken into parts the amount views drastically decreases through segments. Generally the 4th bracket will have the least amount of votes. In fact the first bracket usually has the most votes and in vote count decreases from there. Upton being today’s exception because people online will always make time for her.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:26 AM
wow, the lack of slutty Mila Kunis pictures on google really is slightly disturbing.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Which also makes sense as to why the boobie match ups always have the most votes. Everyone has a side to pick there.
/Team Blonde
//Team Boobs
///Team Upton
August 30th, 2011 at 10:27 AM
it’s not like i morally abstain. i’m simply unable to make a comparison between some of the matchups b/c they don’t make sense.\
This is where I stand. Look back at the original 64 of this thing. Better than half of them made no sense at all. The Wonder Years? Really?
August 30th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
I have no idea how this Upton-Kunis vote is as close as it is. I’m voting on every device I possibly can to change this.
/team Upton & bewbs
August 30th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
The higher the vote total goes the better the chance for Kunis. Just a bigger name.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
Can SG and CJ weigh in on Upton/Kunis? Just want to see if the women stick together on this.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
TBL you going to do anymore on the Critteton thing? it’s not looking real good for him. it’s odd that he’d get caught up in this and the gilbert thing considering he was a standout student/athlete coming outta HS.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
pssh…she ukrainian. she only hot if have vodka eldyk.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Mila Kunis seems like a cool chick, is funny, exotic and totally hot. I’d take her home to mom. But there is something incredibly carnal about Kate Upton.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
the dream team tri-fecta right there.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
I got your back Arkbadger
http://manverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/MilaKunis01.jpg
/Team Mila
//Ducks under desk
///This Kunis/Upton thing is tearing us apart
August 30th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
never dissapoints
August 30th, 2011 at 10:31 AM
I don’t know if we necessarily stick together. Of course Upton is a beautiful woman. But Kunis is also beautiful and seems like she would be fun to hang with. Weird, I know.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
YYSA…i was pleasantly surprised my work’s firewall let me google search “russian slang for penis.”
August 30th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
addendum to 65…
/no homo
August 30th, 2011 at 10:32 AM
You know Kunis didn’t really show her tits in Sarah Marshall….and she fucked Macaully Culkin for a long time.
/mud slingin’d
August 30th, 2011 at 10:33 AM
Upton and Kunis are in my celeb top 5, so this vote further confounds me.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
I just picture Rex’s photoshop of CRM in response to this.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
This whole “tourney” is a masturbatory exercise with the lotion being the bracket and the spunk rag being votes.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
A man after my own heart.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:34 AM
There’s a line….right here….you either get on this side with Team Upton, or GTFO!
A vote for Kunis is a vote for communism!
/readys torches, pitchforks
August 30th, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Dirty pool Mr. Jck49er
I am going to need to rethink my Kunis vote…..
http://jojonews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Kate-Upton.jpeg
/Sticking with my guns.
//We grew up with Mila from that 70s show and Family Guy
///Upton is definitely a smokestack though.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:37 AM
Team Kunis for life.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:38 AM
Needed more Remy Bressant
August 30th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
A fight between the commenters over Upton vs. Kunis would resemble the fight in Anchorman.
/how I picture it
//throws Trident at SG
August 30th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
A fight between the commenters over Upton vs. Kunis would resemble the fight in Anchorman.
/how I picture it
//throws Trident at SG
August 30th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
Goddamnit
August 30th, 2011 at 10:39 AM
Expound. I voted strictly on looks and it’s Upton for me.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Every man needs a code.
/Wire’d
August 30th, 2011 at 10:41 AM
I went with Mila. Although, the Macaulay Culkin comment did certainly phase me.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:42 AM
/Throws ball and chain at JCK
/Us chicks stick together
August 30th, 2011 at 10:43 AM
I’d marry Mila but I would do unspeakable, savage things to Kate Upton and she’d probably be willing to try anything so she has my vote.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Guys, the Macaulay Culkin news is great for you. I’m sure you all think you’re infinitely more attractive with a better personality than Culkin. If she would go for him, there’s a definite chance she’d go for you. Kate Upton wouldn’t give you the time of day and would laugh in your face if you tried to talk to her.
Game… Mila
August 30th, 2011 at 10:44 AM
all im saying is im on team upton and have an ac-10 warthog circling for air support. nice trident tho.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:45 AM
It wouldn’t even be a fair fight. We’d wipe the floor with these idiots.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Please. You could buy Upton a 6 pack of wine coolers and it would be over.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Both are unattainable, this argument isn’t a factor. It’s as simple as it seems – Who’s hotter (to you)?
August 30th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
Their ‘code’ its a bad joke.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
We’ve both weighed in on our girl crushes for Mila before. Look, it comes down to this: this is a culture tournament so you really should be taking all factors in when deciding which girl you choose, I believe. One of these girls is probably like talking to a wall. Mila is funny AND hot. But yeah, whatever, just vote for which bewbs you like the best.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:46 AM
This. No mystery here for me, I tend to be drawn to brunettes than blondes
/Bewbs are cool though
//Lucy Pinder > Kate Upton
August 30th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
/Promotes Spencer to general on Team Upton
August 30th, 2011 at 10:47 AM
how could kate upton laugh in my face when she’s passed out, roofie’d on the ground?
August 30th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
Kubiak has no ass
August 30th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
I’ll second this.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:48 AM
/Team Brunette with V4L
August 30th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
We love you Spencer!
August 30th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Too terribly funny. +1
August 30th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Goddamn…kunis
August 30th, 2011 at 10:49 AM
I’m on Team Kunis. Better chance of a handy from a female in those barracks.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
I would be running around spraying with the Klobb from N64 Goldeneye.
/because I’m a bumbling fool you see
August 30th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
+1
August 30th, 2011 at 10:50 AM
You got those roofies from Cousin Yuri didnt you?
August 30th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Damn. Houston fans really are on a dry spell.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
AC130 Spectre Gunship > AC-10
August 30th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
no doubt, but you don’t perform surgery with a broadsword, ya dig?
August 30th, 2011 at 10:54 AM
The A-Team was more “culturally significant” than The Wonder Years.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
da.
August 30th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Yippie ky yay
August 30th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
Challenge accepted.
/Stinson’d
August 30th, 2011 at 10:58 AM
I’ll take the USS Nimitz
August 30th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
substitute ‘would laugh in your face’ to ‘would tightly clench her purse’ for you jersey.
/raycessssssss’d
her not me.
August 30th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Basher gives the people in fallujah nightmares
August 30th, 2011 at 11:08 AM
Whoever wins the tournament still needs to beat a toxic clown in the +1, right?
August 30th, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Upton looks a little chunky in the midsection there.
August 30th, 2011 at 12:24 PM
///This Kunis/Upton thing is tearing us apart
A commentariat divided against itself CANNOT stand!
/Lincoln’d
August 30th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
I just realized how not-as-attractive Upton’s face is. Boobs? On point. Face? Not so much.