It is raining. It is raining hard where I live and in theory, it is only going to get worse. The thunder just started and Irene might have plans other than blogging for me today. So as I sit here, waiting for my home to flood and power to go out, here is MMA personality, Michael Shaiavello, saying his trademark “Goodnight Irene” call over and over. And over. And over.

In case you missed it yesterday, some guy flashed his junk to the world on The Weather Channel.

Also, here’s the basis of all your favorite Irene-related headline puns. Thank you, Dexy’s Midnight Runners.