Comments on: Ravens Rookie Breaks Up Knife Fight At Five Guys

By: Gerard Portmanteau

Gerard Portmanteau — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:53:47 +0000

This explains the rod through the penis.

lulz

By: Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia)

Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:50:40 +0000

Also, I’m getting sick of all these restaurants switching to fries with the skins on. Great, you cut the potatoes this morning. Would it have killed you to peel them before you cut them? Fresh cut = lazy cut

How about this? Replace the fries with a salad.

By: REAAAZY de Illadelph

REAAAZY de Illadelph — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:50:18 +0000

i’m amazed by the amount of comments some people are able to make on here while still working.

By: BulletJoeBush

BulletJoeBush — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:40:53 +0000

The Jerk Store called, they’re running out of YOU!

i lolled about

/but i’m easy

By: sportsgal116

sportsgal116 — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:31:44 +0000

Why do babies have soft spots on their heads? So the nurse can pick them up with one hand. What’s worse than two dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to two trees.

This explains the rod through the penis.

By: Gerard Portmanteau

Gerard Portmanteau — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:28:53 +0000

Have dead baby jokes just kinda been around forever? Or did they burst onto the seen at some point? Google couldn’t tell me. Well, more like I couldn’t get Google to tell me.

Why do babies have soft spots on their heads? So the nurse can pick them up with one hand. What’s worse than two dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to two trees.

Sincerely,
Age 9

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:25:41 +0000

Not often you hear too many new dead baby jokes though, Doug Stanhope should go on a weekend bender and craft some new ones

By: sportsgal116

sportsgal116 — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:25:25 +0000

ones

Ones? Once? what the fuck? That’s almost as bad as when I spelled could “cood”

By: starkweather

starkweather — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:25:23 +0000

the dead baby jokes sprang to life.

This is magnificent

By: sportsgal116

sportsgal116 — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:23:57 +0000

Have dead baby jokes just kinda been around forever? Or did they burst onto the seen at some point?

ATL called Casey Anthony Kaylee Anthony ones and the dead baby jokes sprang to life.

By: starkweather

starkweather — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:23:11 +0000

Where do dead babies fall on there? Cause I got some locked and loaded./ATL_Badger'd

By: sportsgal116

sportsgal116 — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:22:02 +0000

I find it odd that making an innocent comment about the nutritious value of french fries stirred up the need for someone to engage me.

That was funny

By: YYSA

YYSA — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:21:41 +0000

Have dead baby jokes just kinda been around forever? Or did they burst onto the seen at some point? Google couldn’t tell me. Well, more like I couldn’t get Google to tell me.

This article is from 1979.

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:19:00 +0000

Where do dead baby jokes fall on there? Cause I got some locked and loaded.

shit, if dead baby jokes are wrong I don’t want to be right.

By: sportsdork

sportsdork — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:18:30 +0000

Where do dead baby jokes fall on there? Cause I got some locked and loaded.

Have dead baby jokes just kinda been around forever? Or did they burst onto the seen at some point? Google couldn’t tell me. Well, more like I couldn’t get Google to tell me.

By: SouvenirCity

SouvenirCity — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:17:14 +0000

A Hawks jersey with Jeter’s name on the back would be perfect for SC.

Hmmmmm.... I would risk ending up in Jersey Fouls (NEW EDITION TODAY!) but I would probably be fine with wearing this in my living room as I watch games. I feel the team would definitely be more clutch. Kane would also be sleeping with women that weren't Vancouver fatties.

By: YYSA

YYSA — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:16:03 +0000

Lots of people missing the sweet spot today.

Where do dead baby jokes fall on there? Cause I got some locked and loaded.

By: ATL_Badger Stupidest Person In Here

ATL_Badger Stupidest Person In Here — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:16:02 +0000

A sleeping dog is a really poor metaphor for how you comment. You’re more like a hyperactive dog that can’t stop moving and barking, constantly nipping at all the other dogs in the park.I saw one of those shows on the History Channel explaining how they made french fries. Pretty interesting. Also, French fries are even worse for you than you think they areAgreed. My comment was totally uncalled for. I'm sorry if I offended any french fry lobbyists with that one. I'll try not to engage them any further. My apologies.

By: ATL_Badger Stupidest Person In Here

ATL_Badger Stupidest Person In Here — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:14:28 +0000

The Jerk Store called, they’re running out of YOU!

Come on Butters, we all know you’re their all time best seller.

By: bstr0142

bstr0142 — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:14:01 +0000

Let me know the next time you’re going to be there with your Hawks JETER jersey on, I’ll see what I can do.

A Hawks jersey with Jeter’s name on the back would be perfect for SC.