Ravens Rookie Breaks Up Knife Fight At Five Guys
Tandon Doss, a rookie on the Ravens, was enjoying a highly-caloric meal before Baltimore’s preseason game against the Redskins Thursday when a fight broke out. Doss, a 21-year-old wide receiver from Indiana, was eating at Five Guys in Baltimore when two former employees attacked the manager with a knife. Doss tweeted:
Jus had to break up a fight at five guys. Baltimore is too ratchet!!!
(If anyone wants to explain “ratchet,” that would be great.) From The Baltimore Sun:
Someone on Twitter then asked Doss why he was getting involved in a fight on the day of a game. The player responded that he didn’t care “wat day it is I’m not gonna sit there and let someone get jumped. [I don't know] where ur from but we don’t do that in Indy.”
Five Guys manager Carl Fisher said police told his employees that a Ravens player had intervened in the fight.
“I mean, it was two dudes on one,”" Doss said. “I was trying to help the situation out. I broke it up. … I saw the guy on the ground bleeding, and I saw a guy on top hitting him. So I stopped it.”
Doss had two catches for 28 yards in Baltimore’s 34-31 comeback victory. He celebrated by helping elderly fans to their cars in dimly lit parts of the M&T Bank Stadium parking lots.
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August 26th, 2011 at 12:44 PM
i am rooting for him
August 26th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
awesome caption. but the answer is yes, it’s too soon. until he rips Suh’s balls off and sits there watching him bleed to death, he’s no honey badger.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Over/under on the first Ray Lewis joke is officially at 5 comments
August 26th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Cajun fries anger up the blood when people are expecting something better and are let down
August 26th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
maybe they were fighting b/c five guys doesn’t live up to the hype.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Could definitely go for a Five Guys burger right now. Bacon, pickles, tomoato, lettuce, A1 and grilled onions.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
sounds like buttersBC and i are on the same page
August 26th, 2011 at 12:47 PM
maybe they were fighting b/c five guys doesn’t live up to the hype.
/takes a greasy shit
August 26th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
I support the burgers, the cajun fries however get old quick
August 26th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Their fries are so underwhelming. Something fried should not be soggy, should be crispy.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:48 PM
I’d respect him more if he didn’t have so many tattoos.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
yeah, the fries are crap. i’ve had much better at local joints.
burgers are alright, in my mind they aren’t anywhere good enough to always win “best burger” awards.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
This will be my favorite thing I read all month from you TBL. When something is or is acting ratchet, just means that they’re on some real hood shit.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Never been to one yet, but I’ve heard good things about them from friends.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
Wing Stop has the best fries
August 26th, 2011 at 12:50 PM
only pussies take a knife to 5 Guys anyways. eat your burger like a man…with the whole burger in your hands one bite at a time.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
…”so I stopped it”…
Gotta respect that from the young guy. Takes a lot of guts, especially not knowing if the perps were carrying guns as well as a knife.
Does “ratchet” mean something like “buck wild”?
August 26th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
This.
Also, I’m getting sick of all these restaurants switching to fries with the skins on. Great, you cut the potatoes this morning. Would it have killed you to peel them before you cut them? Fresh cut = lazy cut
August 26th, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Their atomic wings make me sweat like I’m in a fucking sauna.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
I saw one of those shows on the History Channel explaining how they made french fries. Pretty interesting. Also, French fries are even worse for you than you think they are.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:52 PM
Not to turn this into another race discussion but I didn’t know what that meant either.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Wet blanket alert.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Gotta agree with you there. I’m down with the fresh cut style, but please take the extra 1-2 minutes and peel them.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Also, I’m getting sick of all these restaurants switching to fries with the skins on. Great, you cut the potatoes this morning. Would it have killed you to peel them before you cut them? Fresh cut = lazy cut
What restaurant do you go to that cuts their own fries?
August 26th, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Jersey, it was Mr Douglas.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
yeah, they are cooking them wrong. the oil is too hot, the water in the fries is evaporated and the fries soak up the oil, making them soggy instead of crisp.
it’s a long process to do it right, though.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Also, French fries are even worse for you than you think they are.
Wet blanket alert.
Someone’s got to sleep on the wet spot. Might as well be me.
/huh?
August 26th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Also, French fries are even worse for you than you think they are.
Putting your pee-pee inside of a dead 2-year old’s no-no is also a health hazard
August 26th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
The majority of them? not sure what you mean here.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Let me guess, the show was called How It’s Made.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Putting your pee-pee inside of a dead 2-year old’s no-no is also a health hazard
As is sticking your tiny dick into Kim K.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:56 PM
Goddamnit, Steve. Now I feel like an ass.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Just found out Five Guys has made its way to the PNW. Tried it for the first time – pretty good burgers. Haven’t decided how they stack up against In n Out quite yet.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
As is sticking your tiny dick into Kim K.
You leave my tiny dick out of this. I’m very sensitive about that. I think she gave me the herp. Mighta been some other fatty, though
August 26th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
What about Sergio Kindle?
August 26th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ham sandwich?
August 26th, 2011 at 12:57 PM
The majority of them? not sure what you mean here.
All fast food restaurants get fries that are massed produced, fried a little bit, and then frozen in these huge warehouses. They ship them to your local mcdonalds which then fries them again until their hot.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
i found when you have toppings they burgers are great, but when you get a bite that doens’t have any toppings, it’s no different than sonic, BK, etc.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
They ship them to your local mcdonalds which then fries them again until their hot
All sorts of grammar fail. Whatever.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:58 PM
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ham sandwich?
ATL_Badger isn’t turned on by the ham sandwich
August 26th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
I’ve cut french fries out entirely. It’s a pretty awful existence. You have any idea how hard it is to go to Wendys and get a Frosty and no fries???
August 26th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
Let me guess, the show was called How It’s Made.
You were adopted. Don’t let your parents tell you otherwise.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
I don’t understand the love for that place. The fries as mentioned above, suck and the burgers are greasy and messy.
We just had a BGR joint come in our neighborhood a couple months ago. Much better burgers and fries.
August 26th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
Wet blanket alert.
johndewar took the wind out of this post in comment #3
August 26th, 2011 at 12:59 PM
In’N'out dont son. But the majority of restaurants cut their own spuds.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
I enjoyed the Deadspin twitter earlier this morning about this:
August 26th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
close.
I don’t jerk off on my ham sandwich before I eat it.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
In’N’out dont son. But the majority of restaurants cut their own spuds.
Restaurants? Or Fast Food Restaurants? Because according to that show I watched, most Fast Food Restaurants, Wendys, McD’s, BK, fries are mass produced.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:00 PM
Is ATL_Badger really thinking he’s doing us all a favor by “informing” us that fast food is bad for you? Can we go back to talking about Baltimore’s much needed crime fighting superhero?
August 26th, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ham sandwich?
ATL_Badger isn’t turned on by the ham sandwich
bravo
August 26th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
yes.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:02 PM
Is ATL_Badger really thinking he’s doing us all a favor by “informing” us that fast food is bad for you?
Reading comprehension is not your strong suit, eh? I said they’re worse for you than you already think they are. I wasn’t trying to inform you that McD’s is worse for you than eating vegetables.
/felt like being an engaging dick
//feels like that everyday
August 26th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
I’ve never been jumped at my Five Guys by someone with a knife. What a rip off.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Or seriously wondering if Ray looks at Doss in the locker room and says “This dude needs to get got.”
August 26th, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Things were just better when you talked less.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Ravens Rookie Breaks Up Knife Fight At Five Guys
August 26th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Yeah I find its much easier to just not go to these places. I’ll tell myself I’ll get a salad but once I get there and the grease is in the air..
August 26th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Things were just better when you talked less.
Really? That’s what I told your wife last night.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
Very nice.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:04 PM
I do actually, because Wendy’s fries aren’t that good. Mc D’s fries or GTFO.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
The Pryor/Raiders takedown will not be topped.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
Actually How It’s Made is a Science Channel show.
/adjusts nerd glasses
August 26th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
oops
/comment fail
//or Eifling ‘s next post
August 26th, 2011 at 1:05 PM
Let me know the next time you’re going to be there with your Hawks jersey on, I’ll see what I can do.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
This just turned worse than the Roundup.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
ATL_Badger is just getting hammered in the comments. Might be worse than the beating SC got when he compared Blake Griffin to Tyrus Thomas.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:06 PM
Let me know the next time you’re going to be there with your
HawksJETER jersey on, I’ll see what I can do.August 26th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
It must be shown on another channel too because Ive seen it and I dont get the Science channel
August 26th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Close, it was Swamp People with my guy Troy making fries since the oil was still hot from his latest gator fry
August 26th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
Really? That’s what I told your wife last night.
Sportsdork is married to a super model?!?!
August 26th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
I read this and I imagined this song was playing
August 26th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
Ty_Webb 1.0 Says: Ravens Rookie Breaks Up Knife Fight At Five Guys
Seconded
August 26th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
TL_Badger is just getting hammered in the comments. Might be worse than the beating SC got when he compared Blake Griffin to Tyrus Thomas
Bring it. I find it odd that making an innocent comment about the nutritious value of french fries stirred up the need for someone to engage me. Just let sleeping dogs lie son.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Yeah, that’s possible too. I’ve seen other shows similar too, they got another one called How Do They Do It
Those two brothers that shoot the squirrels are funny as shit, love that show.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Was the roundup a particular shitfest today?
August 26th, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Close, it was Swamp People with my guy Troy making fries since the oil was still hot from his latest gator fry
Is that show swamp loggers still on?
August 26th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Was the roundup a particular shitfest today?
Not really. Some affirmative action and talk about the gheys. Standard.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Glenn and Mitchell, seems like they pretty much just sit around until they’re hungry for something and then go out and catch it be it catfish, rabbit, squirrel or whatever poor critter wanders too close to their front stoop
August 26th, 2011 at 1:11 PM
BOOM MOTHERFUCKER!!
August 26th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
A sleeping dog is a really poor metaphor for how you comment. You’re more like a hyperactive dog that can’t stop moving and barking, constantly nipping at all the other dogs in the park.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
Lots of people missing the sweet spot today.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
The Jerk Store called, they’re running out of YOU!
August 26th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
A Hawks jersey with Jeter’s name on the back would be perfect for SC.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:14 PM
The Jerk Store called, they’re running out of YOU!
Come on Butters, we all know you’re their all time best seller.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
A sleeping dog is a really poor metaphor for how you comment. You’re more like a hyperactive dog that can’t stop moving and barking, constantly nipping at all the other dogs in the park.
I saw one of those shows on the History Channel explaining how they made french fries. Pretty interesting. Also, French fries are even worse for you than you think they are
Agreed. My comment was totally uncalled for. I’m sorry if I offended any french fry lobbyists with that one. I’ll try not to engage them any further. My apologies.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:16 PM
Where do dead baby jokes fall on there? Cause I got some locked and loaded.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
Hmmmmm…. I would risk ending up in Jersey Fouls (NEW EDITION TODAY!) but I would probably be fine with wearing this in my living room as I watch games. I feel the team would definitely be more clutch. Kane would also be sleeping with women that weren’t Vancouver fatties.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Have dead baby jokes just kinda been around forever? Or did they burst onto the seen at some point? Google couldn’t tell me. Well, more like I couldn’t get Google to tell me.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
shit, if dead baby jokes are wrong I don’t want to be right.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
This article is from 1979.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:22 PM
That was funny
August 26th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Where do dead babies fall on there? Cause I got some locked and loaded.
/ATL_Badger’d
August 26th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
ATL called Casey Anthony Kaylee Anthony ones and the dead baby jokes sprang to life.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
the dead baby jokes sprang to life.
This is magnificent
August 26th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Ones? Once? what the fuck? That’s almost as bad as when I spelled could “cood”
August 26th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Not often you hear too many new dead baby jokes though, Doug Stanhope should go on a weekend bender and craft some new ones
August 26th, 2011 at 1:28 PM
Why do babies have soft spots on their heads? So the nurse can pick them up with one hand. What’s worse than two dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to two trees.
Sincerely,
Age 9
August 26th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
This explains the rod through the penis.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
The Jerk Store called, they’re running out of YOU!
i lolled about
/but i’m easy
August 26th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
i’m amazed by the amount of comments some people are able to make on here while still working.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
How about this? Replace the fries with a salad.
August 26th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
lulz