Comments on: Derek Jeter & Minka Kelly Broke Up

By: egustafs96

egustafs96 — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 22:15:28 +0000

Yeah, Dimaggio was Jeter before Jeter was Jeter. He was much uglier, and got the most beautiful woman in America at the time? Amazing stuff.

I don’t know who was uglier, him or Arthur Miller.

If your wallet is fat enough it doesn’t matter what you look like…or smell like for that matter. you could look like a cross between steve buscemi and a chubacabra and still stay busy if you’re in the $100 million club.

By: Nada

Nada — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 19:47:37 +0000

/adds Nada to the list that includes Brad Clooney, RobJules, Cassino and ATL_Badger

The problem with Minka is her face looks like a mashup of the Botoxed bottom half of Drew Barrymore’s face with the soul-dead upper half of Megan Fox’s face. Gimme some trim with vim!

By: Jake

Jake — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 19:54:06 +0000

shes the anti kate hudson

By: Raging Bull

Raging Bull — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 16:18:51 +0000

New SI story: What if Derek Jeter were black?

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:50:26 +0000

“Wonder if it happened a month ago, and that’s why Jeter’s average has skyrockted.”

Does this make Minka a reverse slump-buster? Inquiring minds want to know.

By: BulletJoeBush

BulletJoeBush — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:50:23 +0000

devang they were both daddy figures to her

By: devang

devang — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:49:12 +0000

Yeah, Dimaggio was Jeter before Jeter was Jeter. He was much uglier, and got the most beautiful woman in America at the time? Amazing stuff.

I don’t know who was uglier, him or Arthur Miller.

By: Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia)

Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:49:04 +0000

I’ll always love that Peyton did that skit making fun of the fact that he hadnt won the big game yet.

Forgot about that. The locker room skit with the basketball team put Peyton on a new level.

By: BulletJoeBush

BulletJoeBush — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:47:45 +0000

captains hurt, too

By: BulletJoeBush

BulletJoeBush — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:47:10 +0000

I would kill to pick up Jeter’s scraps on any given night. As Mr. Hot Clicks said this morning, the most desirable position in America right now is Derek Jeter’s wingman.

Dude is about to go on a tear.

sc, what he needs is a hug. maybe he’s a lonely soul wondering if he’ll ever find the right one

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:47:05 +0000

Always had more respect for him after he was willing to ridicule his own looks, especially since the joke is painfully accurate.

Yup, its amazing how SNL can do that for a guy. I’ll always love that Peyton did that skit making fun of the fact that he hadnt won the big game yet.

By: SouvenirCity

SouvenirCity — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:45:55 +0000

I would kill to pick up Jeter’s scraps on any given night. As Mr. Hot Clicks said this morning, the most desirable position in America right now is Derek Jeter’s wingman.

Dude is about to go on a tear.

By: Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia)

Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:45:36 +0000

Derek Jeter.. Wasnt it on SNL they made the joke that he looks like The Rock had sex with a muppet? Perfect description.

Yes. Slayed me. Always had more respect for him after he was willing to ridicule his own looks, especially since the joke is painfully accurate.

By: BulletJoeBush

BulletJoeBush — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:45:18 +0000

America liked the handsome man.

who handled the pressure and bright lights better. nixon flop sweated

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:44:59 +0000

Yeah, Dimaggio was Jeter before Jeter was Jeter. He was much uglier, and got the most beautiful woman in America at the time? Amazing stuff.

By: BulletJoeBush

BulletJoeBush — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:44:19 +0000

I’m going to say that JFK was the Jeter of politicians.

Overrated? I’ll agree with you on that one.

he had a missile crisis?

/limp joke

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:43:59 +0000

I’m going to say that JFK was the Jeter of politicians.

What? No. Exact opposite. I’d argue that being good looking helped JFK become president. First ever televised debate, between Jack and that ogre Nixon? America liked the handsome man.

By: BulletJoeBush

BulletJoeBush — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:43:34 +0000

realy liking the soul songs in this brothers album

By: SouvenirCity

SouvenirCity — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:42:28 +0000

Derek Jeter.. Wasnt it on SNL they made the joke that he looks like The Rock had sex with a muppet? Perfect description

Pedroia looks like David the Gnome had sex with Cousin It.

By: phillymantis915

phillymantis915 — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:42:20 +0000

Yeah, Joe D did alright there, but I’m pretty sure Joe D didn’t get with her until after he retired.

Was it after he retired or right before he retired? Have to go off to Wiki for more info. But as I said, I’m firmly on Leo > Jeter in terms of talent slayed.