Comments on: Culture Tournament Sweet 16: Jimmer Fredette vs. Rory McIlroy and Kate Upton vs. Michelle Beadle

By: j.sears90210

j.sears90210 — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:57:34 +0000

Brooklyn Decker and Kate Upton are genetic freaks of nature. They would run 4.2, bench 225 30+ times, and have a vertical of 40+, if they were comparable athletes.
Saying all of that there is something about Mila that I just love and will vote for her no matter who she goes up against. Cute, funny, and looks inappropriately young (shout out to Sanders).

I honestly like Beadle too. It is unfair to compare her to the other three who are all almost a decade younger.

By: Riggs

Riggs — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:39:20 +0000

So… if I showed up to this – and it already appears I voted, and the picks I “made” are in bold – but I definitely did not vote – does that mean that I perhaps work with another TBL reader/voter and since we are both using the same server we can only vote once?

/totally guessing/speculating
//either way – very confused

By: devang

devang — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:26:37 +0000

Let’s go with the fact that Mila would be a fucking beast in bed. I can just tell by looking at her.

Now if it comes down between Mila and Kate…..

By: Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia)

Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:16:02 +0000

Anyone else voting for Rory over Jimmer just to piss off CRM?

YES.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:15:26 +0000

/Jimmer is overrated

7.5/2/2 in 18 mpg seems like properly rating him to me

By: NinoBrown

NinoBrown — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:15:08 +0000

Mickelson has 4 majors and a shitload of other wins. Roddick doesn’t come close.

I meant as in terms of not winning more majors and playing second fiddle to a dominant player in his sport. When Roddick won the US Open, many thought it would be the first in a long line of major wins for him. He lost to Federer three times in the Wimbledon final.

By: NDub

NDub — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:11:42 +0000

Let me guess NDub, you beat me to my joke in #83, too?
/sad face

Sad faces are not allowed on Fridays.

By: phillymantis915

phillymantis915 — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:11:12 +0000

Anyone else voting for Rory over Jimmer just to piss off CRM?

I did.

/Jimmer is overrated

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:10:44 +0000

Let me guess NDub, you beat me to my joke in #83, too?

/sad face

By: cleet

cleet — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:10:18 +0000

Just give it to me straight I came a long way just to see you Mila. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
let’s get something straight between us

Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:09:57 +0000

/5nal Destination

Read that as ‘Anal Destination’

/the script practically writes itself

By: NDub

NDub — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:09:54 +0000

/5nal Destination

That looks like a porn called “Anal Destination.”

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:09:06 +0000

Anyone else voting for Rory over Jimmer just to piss off CRM?

By: YYSA

YYSA — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:08:25 +0000

Remember “Ritchie Rich”?

Never mess with a man with sensitive teeth.

fun fact that movie was actually titled Ri¢hie Ri¢h. They were way ahead of the curve for how Hollywood would start naming shitty movies.

/5nal Destination

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:08:00 +0000

Cant believe you morons would go for Decker over Kunis.

Yeah… let’s be nice here. Really, we are all winners.

By: cleet

cleet — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:06:40 +0000

Cant believe you morons would go for Decker over Kunis.

Fuck off. It’s my penis and it says Brooklyn all the way.

By: BulletJoeBush

BulletJoeBush — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:06:25 +0000

Just give it to me straight I came a long way just to see you Mila. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?

let’s get something straight between us

By: mizerle06 asks for the autoplay to be turned off

mizerle06 asks for the autoplay to be turned off — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:06:24 +0000

Welcome to my world pal. Where if your taste in women doesn’t jive with the majority, you’re taken to the wood shed.

/giggles

By: ATL_Badger Stupidest Person In Here

ATL_Badger Stupidest Person In Here — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:05:53 +0000

Roddick is tennis’ version of Phil Mickelson

Mickelson has 4 majors and a shitload of other wins. Roddick doesn’t come close.

By: BulletJoeBush

BulletJoeBush — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:05:09 +0000

When Brooklyn Decker fake goes down on Kate Upton, I’ll vote for Brooklyn Decker.

The time-space continuum will collapse.

becasue of all the bad acting. decker will be munching upton’s kneecap while the dummy calls her a guy’s name and checks her nails