Comments on: Actual ESPN the Magazine Headline: What if Michael Vick Were White? The Photo Illustration is Even Worse [UPDATE]

By: Quietgoesthedon

Quietgoesthedon — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 09:02:23 +0000

If Mike Vick were white he’d be Rick Astley.

By: badlands75

badlands75 — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 03:21:10 +0000

“What if Peyton was fightin’ dogs instead of Mike Vick”, JadaKiss

By: Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah!

Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 21:56:50 +0000

What if Obama was White? There would be no Tea Party.

By: Nada

Nada — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 19:09:33 +0000

So, based on that picture, white Mike Vick = Kevin Federline?

By: yorwifesahor

yorwifesahor — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 18:52:37 +0000

What if Michael Vick Were Hispanic?

He’d be Cesar Millan

By: José Ovechkin

José Ovechkin — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 18:40:19 +0000

Yeah, but they wouldn’t be blaming his lack of Super Bowls on his lack of wide receivers, or his 381 offensive coordinators.
And they wouldn’t say that he can’t stay healthy an entire season because he’s a WARRIOR.

So Alex Smith & Brett Favre aren’t white anymore? Shocking.

By: heldover

heldover — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 18:38:19 +0000

What if Michael Vick Were White?

TBL wouldn’t have said Vick was better than Drew Brees a couple years ago.

By: Breesus

Breesus — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 18:21:04 +0000

What if Michael Vick Were White?
he’d have a lot of heart, a motor that never stops, and be well-spoken?
you forgot tenacious and scrappy.

Yeah, but they wouldn’t be blaming his lack of Super Bowls on his lack of wide receivers, or his 381 offensive coordinators.

And they wouldn’t say that he can’t stay healthy an entire season because he’s a WARRIOR.

By: Ty_Webb 1.0

Ty_Webb 1.0 — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 18:06:41 +0000

Looks like Mark Schlereth of THE. NATIONAL. FOOTBALL. LEAGUE.

By: José Ovechkin

José Ovechkin — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 18:02:45 +0000

This picture is really freaking me the fuck out. But I cant. look. away.

By: José Ovechkin

José Ovechkin — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 18:00:16 +0000

Michael Vick looks terrible white.

By: Schroeder10

Schroeder10 — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 17:53:23 +0000

Since when did Paul Wall start playing for the Eagles?

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 17:46:43 +0000

Time to have a new racial draft.

i draft for russia. we make selection after i talk to prohkorov. “da? da. nyet. da. da. da. nyet. nyet. da.”

with first selection of draft, soviet union select alexander ovechkin. what you mean i no understand how draft work? i get. see? if i no understand, why would i take great russian to lead team over capitalist monster?

By: YYSA

YYSA — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 17:43:45 +0000

what if Derek Jeter didn’t have Herpes?

Hernia could quit buying concealer

By: YYSA

YYSA — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 17:43:07 +0000

what if pancakes were called waffles?

ALL THE SYRUP IS TRAPPED!

By: wilhelmreems

wilhelmreems — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 17:42:54 +0000

What if Derek Jeter were white?

what if Derek Jeter didn’t have Herpes?

By: YYSA

YYSA — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 17:42:39 +0000

What if Kate Upton were black?

Black men would lose their interest.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 17:42:32 +0000

what if pancakes were called waffles?

By: KingGrizz

KingGrizz — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 17:42:03 +0000

What if Kate Upton were black?

By: YYSA

YYSA — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 17:42:01 +0000

Time to have a new racial draft.