The Wisconsin Badger Dancing At A Wedding
All, College Football, Mascots, Video August 23rd. 2011, 1:00pm
A reader sent in these videos from a wedding he attended this weekend in Wisconsin. The groom was from Boston and the bride was from Wisconsin and apparently, it’s not an official Wisconsin wedding unless Bucky the Badger makes an appearance. Bucky first teaches the people at the reception how to Dougie before teaching them to jump up, jump up and get down.
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August 23rd, 2011 at 1:01 PM
Gayest mascot ever.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:01 PM
As someone who has once donned the mascot uniform — kudos to him. Also, Im sure he got a nice appearance fee.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:02 PM
I haven’t watched the videos yet but I’m going to say that the fact these things are in the archives are the best part of the post. Now on to the videos.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:03 PM
Fan violates Buck the Badger
Say wha???
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:03 PM
I once put on my school’s mascot head. It stunk something fierce.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:04 PM
damn. i should have had the Duke Dog at my wedding
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:05 PM
You put decals on helmets for achievements. Glass houses and all that.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:06 PM
I once put on my school’s mascot head. It stunk something fierce.
It’s not a good situation…if they arent properly dryed they can reek for months.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:06 PM
So which Badger here was the one that got married?
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:06 PM
Couple comments:
- iPhone user needs to learn the horizontal approach
- The bride appears to be pretty hot and her dougie is spot on
- Kate Upton dougie > Bucky dougie
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Kate Upton Dougie > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:08 PM
So, I guess the only way we take this is…. strangest things you’ve seen at a wedding? GO.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:10 PM
I’ve been to weddings that bucky attended before… you can rent him by the hour…. he makes appearances at weddings all the time… Not cheap either… 99% the proceeds go to the university… not the guy in the costume though. I felt bad for him.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:10 PM
So the Libyans have taken Gaddafi’s compound. In other news, the CNN ticker just flashed that “Katie Couric’s new talk show to be called ‘Katie.’”
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Best mascot moment ever.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:11 PM
I haven’t watched the videos yet but I’m going to say that the fact these things are in the archives are the best part of the post.
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August 23rd, 2011 at 1:12 PM
not the guy in the costume though. I felt bad for him.‘
I would imagine that he\she gets some sort of financial help from the university.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:12 PM
Also just heard an Al Jazeera journalist was shot there
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:13 PM
I would imagine that he\she gets some sort of financial help from the university.
Nothing aside from the 11 bucks an hour he gets paid and whatever tips you throw his way.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:13 PM
At one college friend’s wedding (about 10+ years ago), a bridesmaid got caught giving oral pleasure to a groomsman in a car in the parking lot.
Yeah, she didn’t come back into the reception after word got around. I don’t know what the big deal was. Aren’t you supposed to get laid if you’re in the wedding party?
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:14 PM
Nothing aside from the 11 bucks an hour he gets paid and whatever tips you throw his way
Keep in mind renting Bucky by the hour is well into the hundreds of dollars.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Yes. Especially if you’re the Best Man.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Keep in mind renting Bucky by the hour is well into the hundreds of dollars.
Fucking Title IX, amirite?
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Half of being a groomsman is trying to fuck a bridesmaid.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:17 PM
Nothing aside from the 11 bucks an hour he gets paid and whatever tips you throw his way.
I dont think so — I’m pretty sure that college mascots get some sort of scholarship not unlike cheerleaders. Plus, I’d guess that there was more than 1 so they can spread it out and make these appearances.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:18 PM
strangest things you’ve seen at a wedding? GO.
The Groom rode in on the top of a decorated elephant.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Half of being a groomsman is trying to fuck a bridesmaid.
Yup. Biggest rip off of my life is that the two times I’ve been in the wedding party I had no shot at all. First time, all the bridesmaids were married (wtf?) and the second time I had a gf in attendance. Total bullshit.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Half of being a groomsman is trying to fuck a bridesmaid.
I’m a groomsman in a wedding coming up. All of the bridesmaids are 1. attached at the hip to their respective BF’s 2. Batshit insane (like hasn’t matured past where 13 year old would)or 3. Younger, not attractive sisters of the bride. I really feel like I’m missing out.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:18 PM
Wish I wasn’t with my now wife at the time of the two weddings I was in the past two years…
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Day-um. At my school the mascot was run by the service fraternity, on a volunteer basis, no one got paid.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:19 PM
I dont think so — I’m pretty sure that college mascots get some sort of scholarship not unlike cheerleaders. Plus, I’d guess that there was more than 1 so they can spread it out and make these appearances
Well you can argue with me all you want. I’m just telling you what the dude in the actual costume told me. He did it for the stories/ to put it on his life resume, definitely not the cash.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Pick that one. You’re not marrying the chick, you’re fucking her.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:19 PM
2. Batshit insane (like hasn’t matured past where 13 year old would)or 3. Younger, not attractive sisters of the bride.
These points are immaterial. The first one about the boyfriends being there is the ruiner
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:20 PM
if this were really the wisconsin badger, he’d have been dancing 3/4 of the way thru the wedding and then passed out drunk before the best man gave his speech.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:20 PM
Holy shit Pat Summit has dementia
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:21 PM
2. Batshit insane (like hasn’t matured past where 13 year old would)
Pick that one. You’re not marrying the chick, you’re fucking her.
I’ve thought this over as well… and she does have the nicest body out of all of them. I just know there will be hell to pay down the road. Stage 35 clinger, etc.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:21 PM
Well you can argue with me all you want
I’m sure it’s different for different schools — anyways you need to get with that crazy bridesmaid, SC is right.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:21 PM
The only wedding I’ve been in all the bridesmaids were already married or engaged. That fucking sucked.
BTW, if you can, watch CNN right now. Incredible footage.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:22 PM
*There’s definetly more than 1 bucky though… I think there were at least 10 when I went to school there.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Stage 35 clinger, etc.
Just talk to her for a while after the sex
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Aren’t you supposed to get laid if you’re in the wedding party?
you’re supposed to get laid if you’re at the fucking wedding; don’t have to be in the wedding party.
there’s plenty of drunk, lonely, desparate ass walking around any given wedding.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Stop being picky. It’s just sex. The crazier, the better. If you don’t work with the person, you won’t see her every day.
Help me out here, fellas. I’m wrong a lot, but I know for a FACT I’m a right in this instance. Young Badger needs to get over the hump.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:23 PM
libya related?
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:23 PM
I’m almost positive this is the case for the guy or girl inside the Nittany Lion costume every year.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:23 PM
Just talk to her for a while after the sex
About what though? I don’t know anything about Justin Bieber. I’m not kidding when I say she’s a 13 year old in a 25 year old’s (great) body.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:23 PM
You think about women way too much. Just follow the penisrod sometimes. Live a little bit, homefry.
I feel bad for those of you who’ve never been able to exploit the gifts of being a groomsman.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:24 PM
I wouldve guessed Kardashian related
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:24 PM
See, I always thought groomsmen fucking bridesmaids is a big no-no. You’re pretty much guaranteed to see your one night stand again since you’re friends with both the bride and groom.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:24 PM
And pray for an open bar. Red wine will get those panties off. If they’ve got tequila, more power to you. Also, be the first one on the dance floor.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:25 PM
I feel bad for those of you who’ve never been able to exploit the gifts of being a groomsman
I’m legitimately pissed that the only unattached bridesmaid is certifiably insane. I feel like I’m missing out on one of life’s little bonuses.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:25 PM
You’re pretty much guaranteed to see your one night stand again since you’re friends with both the bride and groom.
Chance you gotta take. You’re not guaranteed to see her naked again
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:25 PM
Get the Cliff’s notes for Twilight?
/you’re overthinking this, sir
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:25 PM
HOLY SHIT.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:25 PM
See, I always thought groomsmen fucking bridesmaids is a big no-no. You’re pretty much guaranteed to see your one night stand again since you’re friends with both the bride and groom.
Sometimes the fact that you are friends\have mutual friends is the catalyst for said encounter.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:26 PM
See, I always thought groomsmen fucking bridesmaids is a big no-no. You’re pretty much guaranteed to see your one night stand again since you’re friends with both the bride and groom
I’m the only one that’s in this wedding that lives outside the Midwest… Wedding is back in Wisconsin… so not too many hurdles there.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:26 PM
I’m legitimately pissed that the only unattached bridesmaid is certifiably insane.
Jesus christ is your logic out of whack. That’s the best possible scenario. She won’t even have to drink very much
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:26 PM
I can attest to this. My buddy was in a wedding and decided to go skinny dipping with some of the fellow bridesmaids the night before the wedding. It just so happened when he went inside to get a beverage the one bridesmaid who wasn’t participating int he festivities in the hot tub was there with her boyfriend who just arrives. He walks right up to him butt naked and extends a hand shake and the asshole immediately drives back to Indiana from North Carolina. The chick freaks on on him as if he was the most inappropriate, disgusting person on the planet. So he proceeded to tell her to “Shut up, teeth” (She had some bad summer teeth going on) and she cried the night away and he blacked out. From what I viewed the next day when i got into town it appeared to be an awkward wedding for him.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:26 PM
NDub – This Auburn trip is happening and we’re taking the Badger under our collective wing. I feel it is our duty as men.
(lefty and I are talking lodging right now, we’re hoping to have something locked down by the weekend)
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:26 PM
JUST FUCK THE BRIDESMAID, ATL_BADGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:27 PM
I’m the only one that’s in this wedding that lives outside the Midwest… Wedding is back in Wisconsin
So who the fuck cares if she’s clingy? You live like 1000 miles away
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Jesus christ is your logic out of whack. That’s the best possible scenario. She won’t even have to drink very much
Probably so… wedding is months away… who knows what happens between now and then.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:27 PM
speaking of kardashian related, i had chicken and waffles for lunch.
/not really kardashian related
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:28 PM
What if she’s a relative of the bride?
Why not use your tux as a way to land a wedding guest? Seems like a way smarter move.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:28 PM
I see mine every year at our Super Bowl party. Who cares? Once again, it’s just sex. As long as you don’t slip one past the goalie, what’s the worst that can happen?
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:28 PM
So he proceeded to tell her to “Shut up, teeth” (She had some bad summer teeth going on) and she cried the night away and he blacked out. From what I viewed the next day when i got into town it appeared to be an awkward wedding for him.
That’s hilarious, although I have no idea what “summer teeth” are.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:28 PM
I was once about to mount a bridesmaid for the second time at about 7:30 a.m. (we were still very drunk) in a two-bed hotel room until the guy in the bed next to us sits up like The Undertaker and just stares. Penis=flaccid.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Ugh, it’s like the mentally handicapped leading the blind.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Wait, which one are you calling batshit crazy here? Dude sounds like an ass. And what are summer teeth?
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:29 PM
I just realized I have 6 weddings next year. That is both awesome and terrible all at the same time.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:29 PM
What if she’s a relative of the bride?
First of all, I don’t care. I’m not the one getting married into her family. Second of all, you’re using “smart” in a very different context than I am. What if the wedding guest you try to nail does some stupid shit like make you work harder for it? Fuck that, go with the girl who started drinking at 10am
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Holy shitballs am I excited about this.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:30 PM
And pray for an open bar. Red wine will get those panties off. If they’ve got tequila, more power to you. Also, be the first one on the dance floor.
to each their own, but i prefer to plant my seed before the wedding activities ever start.
the first person on the dance floor is often times a) flamboyant/gay, b) too drunk or c) obviously trying too hard.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:30 PM
We’ll send you pictures.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:30 PM
Summer teeth — summer (some are) here, summer (some are) there
means the girl had bad teeth
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:31 PM
WTF?
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Ugh, it’s like the mentally handicapped leading the blind.
You say blind, I say I’m picky and have good taste.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:31 PM
BAM, right there. If you’re in the wedding party, chances are you’ve got the rehearsal dinner and some drinks the night before. Chat it up with the bridesmaids then. You’re very unlikely to get laid that night, but you’ve planted the seed. So on Wedding Day, you’ve got it made. Trust me. This works.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Was this a redneck wedding or what?
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:31 PM
but i prefer to plant my seed before the wedding activities ever start.
Well, obviously but you still want to fuck somebody else after the wedding, too. That’s called serendipity.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:32 PM
OK. Wedding story. And I am actually embarrassed about this one.
My brother got married in January in Puerto Rico (the origin of my hairyness, the photos from the beach). Small wedding, probably like 75 people. They got married on a resort compound so there was a pool in the middle of the reception. Anyways, after dinner a bunch of us sneak back into a room to watch the Pats-Jets game and we bring a bottle of JD with us. We proceed to get hammered and head back out for dancing.
I started dancing with one of the bridesmaids and get things going. As the night progresses, we all get progressively hammered and people start jumping in the pool. We’re passing around open bottles of whiskey and vodka just taking pulls and dancing in the pool. I end up making out with this chick in the pool and go to the corner of it. Her legs go over my shoulders and at this point in my drunken stupor, I realize that both my parents and half my family are watching this take place.
At that point, I just said, “Fuck it. I’m already this far.” Use your imaginations as to where the story goes from there. Needless to say, the car ride back to our little villa on the beach at 3 AM with the matriarch was QUITE uncomfortable.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:32 PM
Summer teeth is all the learning I require for the day. Magnificent
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:33 PM
There is nothing more tacky than not having an open bar at a wedding.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Needless to say, the car ride back to our little villa on the beach at 3 AM with the matriarch was QUITE uncomfortable.
The suspense is killing me. Did your mom say something to you about how hairy you are or something?
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:34 PM
LOL, SC puts on a show for his parents. I bet your dad was high-fiving people and shit.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:34 PM
Don’t be that guy at the wedding who tries too hard. At my wedding, my one friend was trying insanely hard to hook up with my wife’s sister (maid of honor) or her one single bridesmaid. Didn’t work out for him at all. Just play it cool.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:34 PM
I realize that both my parents and half my family are watching this take place
That’s the most embarrassing part of the story… you had the presence of mind to realize who was watching, and yet you went ahead with it anyway.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:34 PM
fixed
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:35 PM
Funny follow-up: We had a party for them in the states over the 4th of July weekend and when I showed up, no less than 5 family members/family friends said, “Oh! Hey SC! I didn’t recognize you without the legs over your shoulders!”
This is the image my family has of me.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:36 PM
Nah, I think she may have just had braces or something. Everything was pretty vague about that wedding.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:36 PM
SC you are disgusting.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:36 PM
Funny follow-up: We had a party for them in the states over the 4th of July weekend and when I showed up, no less than 5 family members/family friends said, “Oh! Hey SC! I didn’t recognize you without the legs over your shoulders!”
This is the image my family has of me.
/that got moderated the first time, not sure why
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Exactly, that’s the way to go about business right there.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:37 PM
If SG had busted out with the official ATL_Badger “I fuck…” meme right there I would have peed my pants at my desk
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Your family calls you SC?
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Cheers to you, sir.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:39 PM
That’s just like, your opinion man. At least I know how to have a good time, right?
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:39 PM
/starts slow clap
All of this. You make your case over the course of a couple of nights; not in a drunken fit of desperation.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:39 PM
That’s a pretty awesome story SC.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:39 PM
You say blind, I say I’m picky and have good taste like girls way outside my league.
fixed
I’ve been called up to the big leagues enough times to know I’m not a lifetime AA player.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:40 PM
destination weddings are bitch. don’t obligate me to spend more money on your fucking wedding than i did on my own vacation that year.
ah yes, and if i attend, THAT IS your fucking wedding present.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:40 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Stop congratulating SC. That’s gross and trashy.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:41 PM
I was just moderated too…. whatever.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:41 PM
if i attend, THAT IS your fucking wedding present.
That’s the official rule on that sort of thing, isn’t it? I mean, you can spring for more but you’re not being a jerk if you don’t, right?
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:41 PM
That’s what my bro did, ill. No gifts. Just show up and they showed us a good time. It was worth it. All I had to pay for was my flight. My folks covered the beach rental.
It was 4 days of fun in the sun in January. Then, I came back to snowpocalypse 2011.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:42 PM
destination weddings are bitch. don’t obligate me to spend more money on your fucking wedding than i did on my own vacation that year.
The majority of weddings I go to are destination weddings, as the majority of my family/friends are back in WI. Fucking sucks. You’re down 300 bucks airfare before you even get there. Then add on the present, hotel room, suit, etc. It’s horrible. And I don’t even get to go someplace nice like Vegas or St. Thomas.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Stop congratulating SC. That’s gross and trashy.
Mixed messages.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:42 PM
CJ, are you the fucking fun police? Get outta here with that noise. Good story, fuck that haters.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:43 PM
No m’am, that’s called a great fucking night.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:43 PM
CJ, are you the fucking fun police? Get outta here with that noise. Good story, fuck that haters
It would have been fine if it was just in front of his friends/strangers… doing the deed in front of your parents though? That’s just weird.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:44 PM
WI will NEVER be considered a destination wedding, sorry. We’re talking about places people actually want to visit.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Here’s the pool. Seriously, this place was awesome. I give my brother major props for his wedding. One of the best I’ve been to. If you’re FB friends with me, the photos of everything are in my albums.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:45 PM
No way. That’s cool shit right there.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:45 PM
WI will NEVER be considered a destination wedding, sorry. We’re talking about places people actually want to visit
Read my entire comment next time, bud. $300 airfare is $300 airfare, whether you’re heading north or south.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Well done SC, well done. Never have done a destination wedding, and I’m pretty dried up wedding wise the next few years. All of my family/siblings are 18 and under and most of my friends have no serious relationships.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:45 PM
What kind of shitty friends do you have, ill? My best friend’s wedding was destination and it was the best wedding I’ve ever been to. All the people were fun, everyone boozed and had a great time, and I got to spend a week somewhere sunny and warm with beach access and a swim up bar (all inclusive). We were told not to give any gifts either.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:46 PM
If you’re FB friends with me, the photos of everything are in my albums.
Someone needs to find this album and pick out the pictures with bridesmaids. We need to humanize this broad.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:46 PM
Whatever. I’m going to San Diego with some great friends in March for a good friends wedding. I’m gonna surf play torrey pines, and drink my ass off. There are worse places for a destination wedding.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:46 PM
CJ, are you the fucking fun police? Get outta here with that noise. Good story, fuck that haters.
Yeah, don’t be committing your hate crimes here! Hate Crime!
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:46 PM
What exactly was the conversation with your parents after this?
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:46 PM
Exactly.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:46 PM
haha, exactly!
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:47 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa there solider. I didn’t have sex in the pool in front of everyone. I just made out with her. Relations took place behind closed doors.
Besides, have you ever had sex in a pool? It’s like fucking a rubber glove.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa there solider. I didn’t have sex in the pool in front of everyone. I just made out with her. Relations took place behind closed doors.
Oh, well that’s totally different. You phrased that wrong in your original story.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:48 PM
That’s going to be a blast, March is a good time to go down there too. The weather is always nice obviously, but you won’t get that supreme heat at that time.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Has anybody ever seen that movie Titus (read more Shakespeare alert) starring Hannibal Lechter? There’s a roman orgy in a pool and that’s what SC’s pool reminds me of. SC just did what that architect wanted him to do
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Well, shit. I misunderstood. When you said ankles on shoulders, I mean, come on, brah, you know what is to be thought.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:49 PM
Why the fuck would you tell us her legs were over your shoulders if you didnt want us to think you were going down on her?
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:50 PM
You thought he ate at the Y?
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:50 PM
Once again, I must ask… have any of you had sex in a pool? Trust me, you’ll only do it once. It’s simply awful.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:50 PM
Yeah, you really did leave it out there like you did it right there in the pool. Or at least did a little “diving”
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:50 PM
Someone needs to find this album and pick out the pictures with bridesmaids. We need to humanize this broad
Think I got it. Is it the one with the train carriage in the background?
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:51 PM
I did it in a hot tub a couple times, never had any issues
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:51 PM
I mean, come on man. If you just made out with her, whats with this imagination shit?
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:51 PM
Nope, just in a jacuzzi in our honeymoon suite
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:51 PM
CJ really is a fun hater. This is the only time I’ve ever told that story to an audience and have it met with foul response. I say good day to you, ma’am.
I SAID GOOD DAY!
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:52 PM
Yea man, I go there in March all the time to visit. Fucking love it there that time of the year. It’s a St. Patty’s day wedding. I’m gonna be a bag of shit.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:52 PM
No. That’s my friend’s wedding in Wisconsin. It’s in my mobile uploads. There’s the beach and where they got married is the one with the chairs and the two palm trees.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:53 PM
Once again, I must ask… have any of you had sex in a pool? Trust me, you’ll only do it once. It’s simply awful.
Got a hand job in a hot tub once. It was even worse than hand jobs normally are.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:53 PM
That’s kinda bullshit. I’m from NH, went to school in PA, my wife is from WI, and went to school there and in Texas, and have friends all over. We both live in Nashville. We have friends in all those places, and others, so everyone was pretty much traveling no matter where. So we had the wedding in Chattanooga (sort of a destination wedding then, only because of travel/hotel costs for everyone), planned a few nice events (5k run, baseball game, golf outing) and people could come or not come, their call. Everyone we wanted to, came (~75 ppl), and I think everyone brought gifts. If you don’t care enough about the people that you think it’s a pain to go, or hold it against your friends, then stay at home.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:54 PM
CJ really is a fun hater. This is the only time I’ve ever told that story to an audience and have it met with foul response
The only reason it was met with foul response was because you led us to believe you ate out some poor bridesmaid with mom and pop watching from 50 feet away.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:54 PM
I’m becoming tempted to add SC as a facebook friend. But only if CJ adds me first….
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:55 PM
Pool sex is not fun, unless you can kinda do it on the steps. Basically just bend that shit over on the steps.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Next time I’ll be sure to include graphic descriptions of coitus. I thought I was at The Big Lead, not RedTube.
I have SOME self-respect, people.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Standard. Warning for anyone soon-to-be married though, sex in a hot tub = massive dehydration.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:57 PM
Soooo we just had an earthquake at my office.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:57 PM
Next time I’ll be sure to include graphic descriptions of coitus. I thought I was at The Big Lead, not RedTube.
Dude… all you needed to say was that you drunkenly made out in a pool in front of your parents. When you dropped the “use your imagination to see where that went” line, you were asking us to assume the worst.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:57 PM
No shit, I tried it once and told her we gotta go inside because this isn’t working out well for me.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:57 PM
Soooo we just had an earthquake at my office.
WHOAA!!!!
NO FUCKING WAY
I felt that too… it lasted about 10 seconds… it was very “light” though…
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:57 PM
Karma, fun-hater.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:58 PM
I have to be about 600 miles away from you CJ.. that’s crazy…
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:58 PM
OK, now I’m completely confused. All you did was make out with this girl in front of your family but what does it mean when you say her ankles were on your shoulders? Was she blowing you under water but not while your parents were there?
Basically, everything you said was bullshit.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:58 PM
Luckily you didnt have to duck down to hide under the desk, huh?
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:58 PM
not RedTube
XNXX is better.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:59 PM
YOU SAID YOU ONLY MADE OUT. There is no need for description of the sex part if thats not what happened in the pool. Idiot.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:59 PM
Ummm ok, i live in Ohio and my building just shook for a good 5 seconds.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:59 PM
My state laughs at all your little “quakes”
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:59 PM
Well thats odd. THeres no confirmation yet but Ive never felt an earthquake before. We’re on the 2nd floor and the floor and our desks just started slightly shaking.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:00 PM
I put something in the next post – we had it here in PGH too.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:00 PM
Is there such a thing as an earthquake occuring at the same time in a large geographical area? PA, Ohio, AND Georgia??
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:01 PM
SC has been convicted by the TBL Commentariat of the crime of embellishment.
The punishment shall be to write three thoughtful comments that further the central theme of the discussion, on an Einhorn or Janoff post.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:01 PM
So, do we have like a beef or something? Because you’ve been a real pain in the ass lately. Out with it.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Here’s what really happened in SC’s story – SC played chicken with this girl on his shoulders and his family teased him. The end.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Felt it in NYC and Jersey too. Guess I’m a little too west in NJ, so I didn’t fell it. St. Bear, did you get hit?
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:02 PM
USGS is listing it as 5.0+ centered near DC
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:02 PM
Pornhub is the best, on a side not i think i just witnessed my first earthquake.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:02 PM
Depends on the plates, but it’s possible yeah.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:03 PM
I just heard across the lab that “friends in Ohio and NYC are all talking about the earthquake they just had”
So yeah, it happened.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Well thats odd. THeres no confirmation yet but Ive never felt an earthquake before. We’re on the 2nd floor and the floor and our desks just started slightly shaking.
Yeah, I could feel my chair wobbling and my desk was moving. At first I thought it was just me… but it definitely shook for a good 10 seconds.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:04 PM
In DC? Yikes. Hope everyone is OK. I have family there.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:04 PM
Yes – plates in the eastern half of the US are set up differently than the more famous ones in CA.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Is there such a thing as an earthquake occuring at the same time in a large geographical area? PA, Ohio, AND Georgia??
Big ones make shocks for a long distance and it’s even worse if you’re in the middle of the plate (as the midwest is) then if you’re on the edges of the plate (like California)
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:05 PM
So the earthquake was felt in NYC? Guess I know what’s leading the news tonight.
/doesn’t watch the news
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Here is the USGS site – actually looks closer to Richmond when I zoomed in
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Yea man, I didn’t realize what just happened until it was over. It was cool being soo fucking confused for a good 10 seconds.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Stark… funny to read people’s reactions to quakes when they haven’t been in one before, or only a couple times, isn’t it? haha
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Yea man, I didn’t realize what just happened until it was over. It was cool being soo fucking confused for a good 10 seconds.
I kind of just figured it was construction/a big truck passing by until CJ made her comment.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:09 PM
OMG. I just went outside. I believe there is an excessive heat warning happening here in Phoenix. I will keep you all posted.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Oh yeah. Felt it here in downtown Columbus on the 26th floor…
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Stark… funny to read people’s reactions to quakes when they haven’t been in one before, or only a couple times, isn’t it? haha
Yeah. I don’t think I’ve ever even been in one as big as 5.8 (what they’re saying this one is), though
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:12 PM
Epicenter is apparently near a nuclear plant in Mineral, VA. Once the NYP finds out about this, there’s going to be rumors of a nuclear disaster. I just know it.
August 23rd, 2011 at 3:26 PM
OMG. I just went outside. I believe there is an excessive heat warning happening here in Phoenix. I will keep you all posted.
Supposed to hit 115 degrees today and tomorrow.