Nate Burleson’s Touchdown Celebration Needles Cleveland Fans and Perhaps LeBron
Nate Burleson became a hero to sports fans everywhere over the weekend with a nifty preseason touchdown celebration. This is easily the coolest thing he’s ever done (:30 mark):
“It was a LeBron thing,” Burleson explained today. “I wasn’t going to do it. See, I had a plan. I had two celebrations planned. I was going to catch the ball, get up, do the shot by (Michael) Jordan (against the Cleveland Cavaliers in the 1989 NBA playoffs) and the three pumps. I’ve got it all down. I’ve seen it like a million times.
“But then when I got in the end zone, I was waiting for the ref, and then when I looked at the crowd, the Dawg Pound went crazy. They were cussing me out, talking about my momma, so I was like forget that. Where’s the powder at. Voom.”
Save the Jordan celebration for the regular season, Nate. Might I suggest at home against Chicago in October on Monday Night Football? Nice stage to pay homage to the best.

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August 23rd, 2011 at 1:35 PM
I’m looking forward to his ‘rock a bye baby’ dance when he travels to Florida this year. Too soon?
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Shouldn’t you actually be a good wide receiver before you start designing custom celebrations?
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:38 PM
I cant wait until her goes to Oakland an reenacts the Immaculate Reception
/that actually would be a funny gimmick for away touchdowns
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:40 PM
Shouldn’t you actually be a good wide receiver before you start designing custom celebrations?
/repeated for moderation’d
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:43 PM
fixed
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:44 PM
Nothing like a preseason touchdown celebration to make me yawn even more. C’mon Nate, its just the 2nd preseason game. IT MEANS NOTHING!
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:46 PM
You know what the funniest part of this is? The idea that Nate Burleson can save a TD celebration for another time. It’s not like he’s a sure bet to get more TDs this year
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:48 PM
Two nice catches there earned him the right to laugh at the city of Cleveland.
Burleson 1, Cleveland N/A
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:49 PM
I am not good with the strike through, so I will just note that the shootings were in SF.
/Raiders’ fans bring shivs
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:49 PM
To be fair, i thought this was well played by Burleson.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:51 PM
Raiders fans have enough experience with the law that they don’t bring their shivs to the game (thats premeditated). They simply fashion them at the game.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:52 PM
Who cares if it’s preseason? The drunks in the Dawg Pound were obviously in fuck you mode; Burleson threw it back in their face.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:52 PM
I need to work this into my vernacular.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:55 PM
Just had a little earthquake in my hometown. My house was slightly shaking for about 10 seconds.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:55 PM
His perception of space and time is as bad as Steven Seagal’s. What a bullshit explanation for a pre-planned celebration. I saw it live, caught was he was doing, and loved that it didn’t get a replay.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Nate Burelson is my favorite Lion behind Suh. Real cool dude.
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:58 PM
OK – we just had an earthquake in Pittsburgh
August 23rd, 2011 at 1:58 PM
Get your laughs in now because the Browns are taking the AFC Nawf this year.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:00 PM
OK – we just had an earthquake in Pittsburgh
too much fracking fracking?
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Earthquake too in Northern VA…
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:01 PM
I’m sure when he goes to Green Bay, he’ll simulate a heart attack.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Felt it in Boston too, wife called and felt it too so I know I’m not just having flashbacks.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:02 PM
OMG why was there just an earthquake that the entire country felt? Im kinda scared.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:02 PM
I am not good with the strike through,
if anybody listened, we would have a button by now, instead of the button that says “code,” which is useless anyway.
this is what code doesAugust 23rd, 2011 at 2:02 PM
Had it in Philly too.
Crazy stuff.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:02 PM
Earthquake apparently had its epicenter between Charlottesville and Richmond in Louisa County, Virginia.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:03 PM
USGS says one hit in VA at 1:51.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Ok, there was just a mini-earthquake in my office.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:03 PM
I don’t think I have that much time to laugh, because I will be laughing for quite a while.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Earthquake in Princeton. Apparently a 5.7 6 miles off the coast of Virginia.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:03 PM
5.8 on the scale. Nothing major.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:03 PM
Yup, i just winessed an earthquake. My stuff was shaking for like 5 seconds. Scared the shit outta me.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:04 PM
The east coast, not the entire country
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:05 PM
I’m just outside of Philly. Our office had a mild freak out over it.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:05 PM
SHIT!!!!!! My desk was just rocking!!
WILD!!!
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:05 PM
All’s quiet on the western front.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Same difference.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:05 PM
Mine was a major freak out—
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Nothing here in central GA, but apparently ATL_Badger got a little hummer in Atlanta.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Our office freaked out a little.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Yeah, if you’re in VA, you’re kinda right near where the epicenter was.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Nothing major.
odd though, that’s the thing. Not a tectonic plate earthquake, and not from a volcano. So that means it’s man made.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Come talk to us best coasters when you get in the 6-7 range…
/nods at babar, stark, yysa
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:08 PM
I initially thought a car ran into our building or something ridiculous like that.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:08 PM
5.8 on the scale. Nothing major.
That’s pretty big, dude
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Roeth, did your PSU media guide arrive yet? Love the throwback artwork on the cover.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:08 PM
that fucker Al Gore!
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Ha, exactly. F the West Coast.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Says him. It’s probably just Milhouse.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Get your laughs in now because the Browns are taking the AFC Nawf this year.
They’ll be feisty, but I don’t see them having the horses to stay with Pittsburgh or Baltimore.
Then again, if they both fall into the sea after this earthquake, then maybe there’s a chance.
The east coast, not the entire country
Same difference.
East Coast bias.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:09 PM
Perhaps an asteroid smashed Earth?
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:09 PM
So that means it’s man made
Ha! Yes, that’s exactly what it means
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:09 PM
felt a tremor here in upstate NY (east of Syracuse). Thought I was just dizzy but friends blasted my cell with texts asking if i felt the shaking too
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:09 PM
ManBearPig is coming for us.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:10 PM
TWSS.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Ha! Yes, that’s exactly what it means
well, the third category is called artificial. But still.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Stark, Babar, Beef and YYSA and west coasters, aren’t you afraid you’ll be part of Arizona Bay?
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:11 PM
if it’s deep in the earth it’s not that bad.
it was fun being in my car though, thought a fatty was jumping up and down on the bumper.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:11 PM
How are we going to make it through a zombiepocalypse if you guys are all freaking out about a 10 second earthquake?!
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Nothing here in central GA, but apparently ATL_Badger got a little hummer in Atlanta.
Ha… yeah… definitely felt it… had I not been in my office I don’t know if I would have felt it. It was my desk moving and me feeling like I was losing my balance that weirded me out a little bit.. I figured it was just a truck/construction
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:11 PM
That earthquake is totally east coast bias as it was not felt here in the fly-over land of Minnesota.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:12 PM
hey, it was my first time experiencing any type of earthquake tremors. Give me a break!
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:12 PM
I don’t recall seeing it
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:12 PM
So i got a question for you west coast queers…..Should I prepare for an after shock?
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:12 PM
My friends felt it in Maine too. Damn, the entire coast.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:12 PM
How are we going to make it through a zombiepocalypse if you guys are all freaking out about a 10 second earthquake?!
I have an idea. Let’s live in tents on a hill, and sit around talking about our feelings, while saying we’re starving but making no effort to look for food. That should set us straight.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:12 PM
USGS says 5.9 that was 0.6 miles deep (poorly constrained). Whatever “poorly constrained” means.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:12 PM
Office is on the top floor downtown Toronto, just seemed to keep shaking.
Not a big earthquake but a timely excuse to get into the desk whiskey.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:12 PM
better to be inside and on TBL than outside and staring at facebook to see what everyone is talking about.
/looks through blinds, waiting for zombies
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:13 PM
holy shit….Pat Summitt diagnosed with dementia but will try to coach this season..That fucking sucks.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:13 PM
Excellent
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:14 PM
Not at all, I’ve got my blow-up raft ready. It’s got shade cover and everything, I’ll just float right on to AZ and have some nicely tanned coeds pick me up at the new shoreline.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:14 PM
It’s people who don’t live here who are more scared of earthquakes.
For us, we can’t believe people would live in flood, hurricane, and tornado zones.
/as well as snow…fuck snow, unless you head up to the mountains
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:14 PM
I always forget there’s the New Madrid fault line running nearby.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Aftershocks are usually smaller, so if there wasn’t major shaking in this one you shouldn’t expect much else. But they don’t always happen so you might not get anything else at all.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Every news story I click on in a standard Google search is taking forever to load.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:15 PM
always forget there’s the New Madrid fault line running nearby.
Memphis is totally fucked if that fault ever ruptures…. none of its buildings are built to withstand a major quake.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:15 PM
How are we going to make it through a zombiepocalypse if you guys are all freaking out about a 10 second earthquake?!
Dude, it’s an earthquake. I don’t care how strong it is or long it lasts. You always freak out when the earth under your feet decides on its own to shake you off like a dog shaking a flea off.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Alright, this means there will be an earthquake in Turkey or India within the next few days.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Stark, Babar, Beef and YYSA and west coasters, aren’t you afraid you’ll be part of Arizona Bay?
My understanding of tectonics and and topography leads me to believe this is highly unlikely. I’m on a different plate than most of youse but from what I’ve read L.A. (and San Diego) will just keep getting wider.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Ive come to the conclusion that I”m probably going to curl up in a little ball when the zombies come.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:17 PM
USA Soccer has already scheduled a match with the hopes of riding the wave of sentiment and world-wide outpouring of support.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Dude, I mentioned a fucking zombiepocalypse. How could you possibly take that comment seriously?
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:17 PM
I feel left out. How does this thing miss me, exactly?
I think I’m going to do a little truffle shuffle for solidarity.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:17 PM
Page views for the win.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Memphis is totally fucked if that fault ever ruptures…. none of its buildings are built to withstand a major quake
Yep. And whatever the earthquake doesn’t level, the Mississippi will wash away.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Memphis is totally fucked if that fault ever ruptures…. none of its buildings are built to withstand a major quake.
You just gave Syfy channel the idea for it’s next movie.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Hey man that sounds like a killer idea for a show…anyway you can throw in some kind of Violent tribe that had it’s hq in a nursing home and play scrabble with old people?
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:18 PM
you should never joke about the zombiepocalypse.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Truly, his greatest day ever.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:18 PM
Already happened, SG.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:19 PM
You just gave Syfy channel the idea for it’s next movie.
Earthquake versus RoboMegaShark?
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:19 PM
twitter.com/waxpancake
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Dude, I mentioned a fucking zombiepocalypse. How could you possibly take that comment seriously
Dude, I don’t know.
/liking this “Dude” thing.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Definitely shook my house for a solid 10 seconds. I live a little over an hour and a half from the epicenter.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Also enjoyed this one from twitter.com/sovernnation
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Holy Shit that was crazy! My office building was swaying badly
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:21 PM
I already opened the secret compartment under my desk with my zombie survival pack in it. I’ve loaded the shotty, holstered the sig sauer. Tell me where the fortress has been constructed and I will be on my way.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:21 PM
You just gave Syfy channel the idea for it’s next movie.
Earthquake versus RoboMegaShark
Zombiepocalypse vs Earthnado.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:21 PM
twitter.com/waxpancake
/to avoid moderation
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Damn. Guessed the wrong direction. Alright, there’s going to be one in Japan then.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Earthquake felt in Pittsburgh as well
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Tell me where the fortress has been constructed and I will be on my way
Uh uh. Step 1 of surviving the zombiepocalypse: NEVER reveal where your underground bunker is located.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:23 PM
From YYSA in the previous post:
I laughed
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:23 PM
One concern is that the epicenter was right next to North Anna Nuclear Power Station.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:25 PM
See: The reality TV show in “World War Z.”
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Guess we should start evacuating Virginia then?
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Scott Baio could use the work
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Again, Japan’s nuclear meltdown wasn’t the result of damage from the earthquake. It was a result of the tsunami and not being able to get power back up to cool the reactor properly.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:28 PM
I’ve been in quite a few earthquakes and time really slows down during them – I always estimate how long they last as about 3 times as long as they actually last. 15 seconds feels like a minute to me.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:28 PM
One concern is that the epicenter was right next to North Anna Nuclear Power Station
So the Zombipocalypse and the Earthnado are friends, not enemies
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:29 PM
The reality TV show in “World War Z.”
Yep. The worst thing to do is advertise you’re doing fine and got food and lights and water.
Then again, I think Brooks’ great satirical point was to describe that, even as the world ended, the famous couldn’t go without showing off.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Take me in and I will cook for you
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:30 PM
That’s pretty retardo. If I get bit I’m going to become a brainless husk.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:31 PM
Great, the biggest/busiest bridge in my city has been closed because it cracked
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:31 PM
i laughed when he did this…can’t get pissy during a preseason game. it was a helluva catch after all.
that said…if tj ward were playing, burleson would’ve been knocked the fuck out.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:33 PM
Great, the biggest/busiest bridge in my city has been closed because it cracked
infrastructure building is for soc$@l1sts.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:33 PM
Can we change cook to ironing? Because I hate ironing. And I have a lot of wrinkled clothes on hangers right now. If so, hop in a cab.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:33 PM
CJ, where are you?
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:33 PM
I don’t remember it exactly, but he used a line like, “We saw them coming in the distance. But they weren’t walking. They were running. Zombies didn’t run. So if they’re running, they’re climbing, if they’re climbing, they’re thinking, and if they’re thinking…”
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:34 PM
you need to be more optimistic…now’s your chance to skydive home with HAHO, high altitude high opening jump. it’ll be a blast.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:34 PM
Reading. Apparantly it was slightly cracked before but this just made it worse. Like getting a crack in your windshield and not doing anything about it till it gets much more worse/expensive.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Yes! I love ironing!
/it’s the little things that make me happy
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:36 PM
Afraid? Looking forward to it.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:36 PM
corporate infrastructure is people too!
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:37 PM
link!?
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Do not worry East Coasters! FEMA is on the case to help you out!
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:38 PM
I enjoy both of these comments.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:38 PM
oh now that’s funny.
/katrina help IOU’d
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:38 PM
The horror.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:40 PM
Miz? Link
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:41 PM
/giggles
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Reading. Apparantly it was slightly cracked
Do you pronounce that redding? I always found that to be really dumb.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:43 PM
Yup, and I agree. I used to make fun of it to my hubby and sing Reading Rainbow
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:43 PM
The horror.
Well done.
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:44 PM
That was funny
August 23rd, 2011 at 2:45 PM
thanks.
*unbuttons pants…*