Michael Irvin Called Nevin Shapiro a “Rapist”
Michael Irvin doesn’t appear to be a big fan of what Nevin Shapiro did to his beloved The U. He does see how young kids would get tricked by a snake offering money and women. He has a point.
“I ain’t never met him. I said this too though and I’ll be honest with you, I would have fell to those aphrodisiacs that he was throwing around. I would have fallen into that. I would fall into it. Listen I wasn’t able to handle at 19,18, 20. I wasn’t even able to handle it at 30. Thirty-five? I just got here at forty-five! I just got here. If you would have offered me boats, women, and my hands are up in the air.
[Max Kellerman: He's not asking you to throw a game. He's asking you to play harder!] He’s asking me to play. Lets go play. I’ll do what you do. Lets go have some fun. I am going to play. The football part I am going to whether he is there or not. The other stuff he is making easy like boats. Dawg boats? Come on man get on the boat. We are going to go out on a boat. We got some women. Well we are out of practice at 3:30. I will meet you over there at 4. That is just what you say. I am sorry. That’s the truth.
I called him a snake and rapist because think about it this this way…he’s snaking people, but you are a rapist. How do you walk into someone’s home. Forget football. Forget the University of Miami. I don’t care about it. How do you walk into someone’s home and sit and eat dinner with them? Watch and look at their kids? Look at all the things in their home that they worked hard over the years to gather and then you take a check and then you go and blow away all of their savings? Man it doesn’t get any lower than this. [In reference to Nevin Shapiro's $930 million dollar Ponzi scheme] It doesn’t get any lower than this. You sit with people and you not only take money from these people and you go here and you rape these kids of their future.”
I’m guessing the guys who (probably! allegedly! maybe!) paid Michael Irvin and his Miami teammates were good guys.
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August 18th, 2011 at 6:37 PM
I’m guessing the guys who (probably! allegedly! maybe!) paid Michael Irvin and his Miami teammates were good guys.
Isn’t Luther Campbell running for mayor of Miami?
August 18th, 2011 at 6:38 PM
I like what TBL just retweeted…
August 18th, 2011 at 6:42 PM
Maybe he was trying to call him a ‘therapist’.
August 18th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Those kids aren’t victims.
August 18th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Go Bucs!
August 18th, 2011 at 6:50 PM
it’s pronounced “ah-nal-rah-pist.” the world’s first analyst and therapist.
/feel like ive said this already today for some reason
August 18th, 2011 at 6:53 PM
……says the guy who stabs people with scissors
August 18th, 2011 at 7:01 PM
So what? He gave a great HOF speech and that is all that matters. Mike Irvin is a legend.
/and leader
August 18th, 2011 at 7:04 PM
no reason any of these canes or aany kids offered things should say no. why should they be the only ones with integrity?
August 18th, 2011 at 7:22 PM
Hell at 18,19, 20 yrs of age, I’d probably have fallen for it too, and I’d like to think I’m at least slightly more scrupulous than Michael Irvin.
Doesn’t make it right though.
August 18th, 2011 at 7:25 PM
And, I don’t get the rapist analogy. Shapiro forced these guys on to a boat and made them have sex with prostitutes against their will?
Opportunist and manipulator, sure.
August 18th, 2011 at 7:31 PM
I believe the rapist analogy goes to Shapiro’s Ponzi scheme case, not the Miami case.
August 18th, 2011 at 7:32 PM
Don’t think he was calling them victims, more the people he fucked over from the Ponzi scheme.
August 18th, 2011 at 7:33 PM
Nobody reads the posts. Sigh.
August 18th, 2011 at 7:36 PM
Yeah, re-read the quote. I guess robbing the kids of their future didn’t sound horrible enough.
August 18th, 2011 at 7:39 PM
No, I read the post. It’s just the way the quote started out talking about 18 year old football players and then switched to the “won’t someone please think of the children” angle in refernce to the Ponzi scheme.
August 18th, 2011 at 7:40 PM
What still freaks me out about all this is how blatant this guy was. All these Hurricanes in these very high profile clubs getting bottle service and nothing seemed off to anybody?
August 18th, 2011 at 7:46 PM
It wasn’t really the pronunciation that bothered me.
I knew right from wrong when I was 18. Don’t know why Irvin thinks it’s something these kids can’t possibly have a grasp of.
August 18th, 2011 at 7:51 PM
of course they knew right from wrong, how has that worked for you in your lifetimes? am i missing something? this is all of us, just on a grander scale
August 18th, 2011 at 8:02 PM
Did mrejr just drop in then take off again?
August 18th, 2011 at 8:06 PM
Oh my christ. I have to hear Joe Buck, Aikman, AND Terry Bradshaw? Boo Fox. Boo.
August 18th, 2011 at 8:07 PM
Ballz he stopped in just long enough to remind me that I have to wear a cubs gravatar for two months because the Astros are going to finish behind them in the central.
August 18th, 2011 at 8:09 PM
That was a terrible rendition of the anthem. Oh well, hope Antonio Brown gets something returnable.
August 18th, 2011 at 8:10 PM
i got a chopper in the car
August 18th, 2011 at 8:11 PM
Hearing “Thunderstruck” in Pittsburgh is making question my love for AC/DC.
/Fuck the Steelers’d
August 18th, 2011 at 8:13 PM
Ouch.
August 18th, 2011 at 8:16 PM
1. please read before you hit submit
August 18th, 2011 at 8:25 PM
AB!
August 18th, 2011 at 8:25 PM
/high fives Jose
August 18th, 2011 at 8:26 PM
Steelers in midseason form. A 9 minute drive, 2 holding penalties, a hurt offensive lineman, and Ben making shit happen on 3rd down.
August 18th, 2011 at 8:26 PM
Big Rapestand just shredded the 1992 Olympic Team’s coverage.
August 18th, 2011 at 8:28 PM
Tampa is just getting tattooed.
August 18th, 2011 at 8:30 PM
Some of these guys were on job interviews every Saturday. They were given preferential treatment and took full advantage of it knowing the consequences the school would suffer had anyone found out. They didn’t care about the rules and the preferential treatment. Maybe someone will admit that but I doubt it.
August 18th, 2011 at 8:31 PM
damnit.
August 18th, 2011 at 8:32 PM
High fives back.
The scary thing is my joy is becoming less and less bridled with every positive Antonio Brown play, even though he’s a Steeler.
August 18th, 2011 at 8:34 PM
Brown is still going to be the #4 WR when the regular season starts, but they will give him more chances this year. Sanders will get more looks.
August 18th, 2011 at 8:44 PM
saw that. imagine what Aaron Rodgers will do to it in the playoffs
August 18th, 2011 at 8:46 PM
pretty good 1st quarter out of the Steelers
/except for the 2 o-linemen injuries
//why can’t the o-line stay healthy at all?
August 18th, 2011 at 8:46 PM
Maybe #5 depending on how Cotchery performs. But then again, he’s #3 now, and maybe he’ll play his way into keeping the job. I know not having a grasp on the playbook and running the wrong routes were problems last year, and by all accounts he’s been extremely committed to rectify that situation, so I’m optimistic.
August 18th, 2011 at 8:50 PM
Well, I’d say this bodes well for the Steelers this season.
/doesn’t usually take much from the preseason
Also, that sack was bullshit, he was still up and threw it away. I know they want to protect the QB but c’mon, you’re hurting one of his key attributes.
Touchdown!!
August 18th, 2011 at 8:50 PM
okay, we can shut down the first team offense now. good job boys.
August 18th, 2011 at 8:51 PM
Eagles look more like the Clippers than the Dream Team.
August 18th, 2011 at 8:51 PM
So Philly’s defense looks great
August 18th, 2011 at 8:52 PM
can you imagine how good the Steelers offense would look with a talent like Matt Ryan under center?
August 18th, 2011 at 8:53 PM
Oh no worries Jose. Brown is a lock and a half to make the team. The coaches told him before training camp that he is the guy for the return game.
August 18th, 2011 at 8:54 PM
That I don’t want to picture. I’m still huffing enough paint to try and picture a playoffs without Green Bay.
August 18th, 2011 at 8:55 PM
he is trying to paint the athletes as victims of this guy. his influencing their simple minds with hookers,alcohol, and money
August 18th, 2011 at 8:56 PM
So he gets to stand around and call for a fair catch in the back of the endzone?
/Hate the new kickoff rules
August 18th, 2011 at 9:00 PM
My dad, the quintessential Philly sports fan, has declared the Eagles frauds after one and a half preseason games.
August 18th, 2011 at 9:03 PM
Deep Sports Thoughts, with DemBones’ dad.
August 18th, 2011 at 9:06 PM
He might be right.
August 18th, 2011 at 9:11 PM
I CAN’T BELIEVE THE EAGLES TRADED KOLB!
August 18th, 2011 at 9:11 PM
Spicious – Roethlisberger > Ryan
August 18th, 2011 at 9:11 PM
So is the dream team showing up sometime today? Because all I’m seeing is the Steelers dominating every facet and Vick looking like the mistake prone QB he’s always been.
Winning in January > Winning in August
August 18th, 2011 at 9:11 PM
i thought Cotchery was hurt? He’s already catching bullets and taking shots?
August 18th, 2011 at 9:13 PM
No injuries = winning the preseason
August 18th, 2011 at 9:14 PM
The Eagles simply cannot get a stop on 3rd down.
Just said something similar too, TBL. Somewhere in AZ he has to be giving a nice little chuckle about this right now.
August 18th, 2011 at 9:17 PM
Overreactions a plenty at the moment.
August 18th, 2011 at 9:18 PM
Let’s put it this way, geoff. Andy Reid won’t be having nightmares about this, but he’s not going to be resting easy after this showing. It may actually serve as a beneficial game for the Eagles. Stops the hype train, perhaps brings a little bit more focus to the rest of camp for Philly.
It’s only the preseason, but you don’t want to look like dogshit. The Eagles first string did for a quarter and a half.
August 18th, 2011 at 9:19 PM
The Eagles sold high on Kolb.
August 18th, 2011 at 9:26 PM
trading kolb and adding young was smart. young is similar to vick so you have to make less adjustments if/when vick goes down. It’s preseason hardly any of this means anything.
August 18th, 2011 at 9:26 PM
Pittsburgh looks like they are running their full package defense.
August 18th, 2011 at 9:27 PM
And bought high on Vick.
Obviously everything is prefaced with “only preseason,” but the Eagles defense looks small. The 3 CB’s, while good cover guys arent physical. The LB’s are downright bad. The DLine should be pretty good.
August 18th, 2011 at 9:30 PM
the bills defense looks better than the eagles.
/will last for one more week
August 18th, 2011 at 9:30 PM
Steelers and Patriots are bitch-slapping their opponents.
August 18th, 2011 at 9:31 PM
Not really.
August 18th, 2011 at 9:32 PM
Ookie’s tackle on Troy was the highlight of the half for Philly. Time for baseball.
August 18th, 2011 at 9:33 PM
Steelers 1st team looks good tonight – Eagles D, not so much.
August 18th, 2011 at 9:36 PM
this is a bloodbath. i kind of like Eagles taking one on the chin.
i still think they’ll be fine – 11-5ish, super bowl contender in NFC.
might actually like Saints better than them by end of the preseason
August 18th, 2011 at 9:43 PM
My God, the SF Giants offense is feeble.
August 18th, 2011 at 9:47 PM
Hubby and I are having a ball. Vick looking like he’s picking up right where he left off to close last season.
August 18th, 2011 at 10:01 PM
Glad I was driving home in the lightning rather than watching the shit show the Eagles are putting up. Ugh.
August 18th, 2011 at 10:09 PM
So. Gay.
August 18th, 2011 at 10:15 PM
More like picking off, amirite?
/Comment doesn’t make sense
//Don’t care, love that video
August 18th, 2011 at 10:15 PM
You should like Saints better than them already.
August 18th, 2011 at 10:47 PM
Vick looking like the mistake prone QB he’s always been.
Pfft….he’s a better QB than Drew Brees.
/TBL’d
You should like Saints better than them already.
Troof!
August 18th, 2011 at 10:56 PM
As a semi-rational Eagles fan I wasn’t blowing them yet. Still lots of issues on the team including OL & LB. GB & the Saints are still going to be the beasts of the NFC.
August 18th, 2011 at 10:58 PM
As a rational Saints fan, mantis, I would also include the Packers as “beasts of the NFC.”
/Heavy is the crown
August 18th, 2011 at 11:11 PM
I had the Packers in there heldover, just put them as GB. A little tired tonight…
August 19th, 2011 at 6:33 AM
hey, TBL, you got a shoutout about your tweets today on Mike & Mike
August 19th, 2011 at 7:43 AM
what’d they say?
August 19th, 2011 at 7:56 AM
“blah blah blah overreaction to preseason football blah blah blah hyperbole blah blah blah Golic’s fat blah blah blah Greeny’s wimpy blah blah blah”