Comments on: Will Missouri Fire Frank Haith?

By: heldover

heldover — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:55:52 +0000

This post has a cornucopia of great comments.

I heard Bob Stoops is in line to take the Mizzou men’s basketball coaching gig.

/takes down a shit

It’s barely about basketball…it’s Missouri.

He apparently has studied under Al “He’s on IR with a knee” Michaels.

Roofies, eh? Those work, I guess

God, I love this place…

/dabs eyes with handkerchief

By: HawkEye

HawkEye — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:37:40 +0000

Will do, and unlike Mr. Shapiro I don’t have to pay for my pussy

Roofies, eh? Those work, I guess

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:37:01 +0000

Because it’s not about footbaw?

precisely.

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:35:08 +0000

Cleet, eat something starchy for dinner too. That helps a lot.

By: cleet

cleet — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:33:35 +0000

but make sure you drink some water too

Yep. Hydrating right now as we speak.

By: ms621

ms621 — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:33:21 +0000

/takes down a shit

And ATL has a new meme.

By: I'm a Horse

I'm a Horse — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:29:51 +0000

How much pickle juice do you have to drink to avoid hangover because I am going to imbibe many many drinks tonight?

You should kill two birds with one stone and mix your drinks with pickle juice. Boom no hangover.

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:29:07 +0000

Will do, and unlike Mr. Shapiro I don’t have to pay for my pussy.

+1 5’5″ guy with an obvious case of using his wallet to make up for his other shortcomings.

By: cleet

cleet — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:27:59 +0000

Make sure there’s a few loose blondes nearby. Maybe they can cure all of your ills.

Will do, and unlike Mr. Shapiro I don’t have to pay for my pussy.

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:27:37 +0000

Probably at least a shot’s worth, Cleet, but make sure you drink some water too

By: Jason Lisk

Jason Lisk — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:27:15 +0000

It’s barely about basketball…it’s Missouri.

/opens list
//adds Babar’s name

By: cleet

cleet — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:27:11 +0000

Roger that ark. I definitely can take down a couple swigs no problem.

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:26:24 +0000

How much pickle juice do you have to drink to avoid hangover because I am going to imbibe many many drinks tonight?

Make sure there’s a few loose blondes nearby. Maybe they can cure all of your ills.

By: Jason Lisk

Jason Lisk — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:25:50 +0000

ah…the part of the story absolutely nobody gives a shit about.

good. nothing to see here. let’s keep it that way.

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:25:40 +0000

How much pickle juice do you have to drink to avoid hangover because I am going to imbibe many many drinks tonight?

I don’t know if there is an exact number, I would guess that if you can take down at least a couple good pulls you should be ok.*

*does not stand behind this number should you awake with a thunderous hangover.

By: Babar 2.0

Babar 2.0 — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:25:27 +0000

Because it’s not about footbaw?

It’s barely about basketball…it’s Missouri.

By: ATL_Badger

ATL_Badger — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:25:21 +0000

Hey… didn’t the Miami AD jump ship to Texas Tech about 6 months ago…. after he hired the football coach?

“Hey guys, I’m going to hire the football program’s most important position. Here ya go.”

/catches wind of violations

“Big gulps, eh? Whelp, see ya later! Good luck with allllll of THAT.”

By: cleet

cleet — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:25:13 +0000

I was asking seriously BTW. Is is a shot? A couple ounces? A sip out of the jar?

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:23:58 +0000

/Opens images of Hot Lips Houlihan
//Masturbates

By: Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia)

Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 18:23:57 +0000

ah…the part of the story absolutely nobody gives a shit about.

Because it’s not about footbaw?