Will Missouri Fire Frank Haith?
In the 2nd most* surprising college basketball coaching decision of 2011, Missouri snapped up Miami’s Frank Haith in April to fill its head coach opening. After Mike Anderson bolted for Arkansas, the Tigers were supposed to have solid options – nice facility, they returned a lot of players – but shockingly settled on Frank Haith, who had done nothing special in seven years at Miami (1 NCAA trip, one win).
Fans were perturbed. Perhaps they’ll be thrilled that Haith was implicated in Yahoo’s investigative piece on the University of Miami. According to booster Nevin Shapiro, Haith gave the OK for a $10k payout to a recruit (DeQuan Jones). An assistant coach made the payment. Shapiro also said he hung out with Haith a few times at Solid Gold (a strip club). Cell phone records, texts and credit card bills back up the booster’s allegations.
Will Missouri care about any of this? Certainly. It sure makes the school look bad that they hired a coach with ties to a booster who is now in jail for operating a Ponzi Scheme. According to his contract, Haith could be fired for violations at Miami.
Specifically, the contract accounts for rules violations that “in the sole judgment of the University, reflect adversely” on it, including “any violation which occurred during prior employment of the Employee at another NCAA member institution.”
But will they do anything about it? That seems unlikely. Haith didn’t make the payment himself, and there’s no paper trail of money, despite plenty of evidence suggests something was up. Gary Parrish expects Haith to go the Tim Floyd route and deny it. The NCAA did nothing to Floyd, and probably can’t/won’t do anything to Haith.
And if you’re wondering whether or not Jones was worth the $10k to the Hurricanes … he’s done virtually nothing is first three seasons coming off the bench.
Previously: Down Goes the U: Yahoo Sports Drills the Miami Hurricanes
*Biggest shocker was Gary Williams retiring.

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August 17th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
As the old saying goes, “Fuck Mizzou.” What a bunch of shitheads.*
*Except for Lisk. Lisk is cool.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
If this is true, and if this were my alma mater we were talking about, I’d want him fired just so as not to be associated with this incident in any way. If true, I would think it would be the last time you’d ever hear Haith’s name mentioned as a big time college coach.
I would think this guy has to go down too, no matter where he’s coaching.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
ah…the part of the story absolutely nobody gives a shit about.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:52 PM
I heard Bob Stoops is in line to take the Mizzou men’s basketball coaching gig.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
I was thinking about this earlier, do coaches have language in their contract that says if the institution is hit with sanctions from a previous regime, that they get an out or a guaranteed extension or something? That would suck for Al Golden if he didn’t.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
ah…the part of the story absolutely nobody gives a shit about.
I sure as hell do. Fuck Mizzou. I hope Haith stays becuase he is a horrible coach.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:53 PM
3rd biggest surprise was Kentucky having four different celebrations for Calipari’s 500th win because no one is sure exactly how many vacated wins he has.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
No paper trail so how can there be proof this actually happened?
August 17th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Well this is an interesting article…
August 17th, 2011 at 1:58 PM
To answer the question posed in the headline — no.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
And so the Madden curse begins..
AdamSchefter Adam Schefter
Browns HC Pat Shurmur: “Peyton Hillis, at the end of practice, felt his hamstring just a little bit.”
August 17th, 2011 at 2:00 PM
that confidentiality agreement was an AWESOME idea for both parties.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:00 PM
DON’T LOOK, SPENCER!!!!! DON’T DO IT!!
August 17th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
hillis will be fine…they’ll just replace his legs with tank tracks and all will be right.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
And Auburn fans wonder why people assume they’re guilty.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:03 PM
hillis will be fine…they’ll just replace his legs with tank tracks and all will be right.
So he’ll be like the guy on the left here.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:04 PM
No more preseason. I’ll co-sign that.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
no…HE’LL BE BETTER.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
Mizzou will not fire Haith although he should be put on administrative leave
August 17th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
well, jesus. It’s a good thing he didn’t feel his hamstring a lot, otherwise it would have been awkward for everyone around him.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Shurmur needs to describe things better.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Browns HC Pat Shurmur: “Peyton Hillis, at the end of practice, felt his hamstring just a little bit.”
I sometimes feel my hamstring when I’m taking down to take a shit. Doesn’t necessarily mean I’ll be spending time on the DL.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Shurmur needs to describe things better.
He apparently has studied under Al “He’s on IR with a knee” Michaels.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
when I’m taking down
sitting down. shit.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:18 PM
/cough
August 17th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
/farts
August 17th, 2011 at 2:19 PM
/looks around
//picks nose
August 17th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
/vomits
August 17th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
/cuts wrists
August 17th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
/takes down a shit
August 17th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
How much pickle juice do you have to drink to avoid hangover because I am going to imbibe many many drinks tonight?
August 17th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Because it’s not about footbaw?
August 17th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
/Opens images of Hot Lips Houlihan
//Masturbates
August 17th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
I was asking seriously BTW. Is is a shot? A couple ounces? A sip out of the jar?
August 17th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Hey… didn’t the Miami AD jump ship to Texas Tech about 6 months ago…. after he hired the football coach?
“Hey guys, I’m going to hire the football program’s most important position. Here ya go.”
/catches wind of violations
“Big gulps, eh? Whelp, see ya later! Good luck with allllll of THAT.”
August 17th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
It’s barely about basketball…it’s Missouri.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
I don’t know if there is an exact number, I would guess that if you can take down at least a couple good pulls you should be ok.*
*does not stand behind this number should you awake with a thunderous hangover.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
ah…the part of the story absolutely nobody gives a shit about.
good. nothing to see here. let’s keep it that way.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
How much pickle juice do you have to drink to avoid hangover because I am going to imbibe many many drinks tonight?
Make sure there’s a few loose blondes nearby. Maybe they can cure all of your ills.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Roger that ark. I definitely can take down a couple swigs no problem.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
It’s barely about basketball…it’s Missouri.
/opens list
//adds Babar’s name
August 17th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Probably at least a shot’s worth, Cleet, but make sure you drink some water too
August 17th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
Will do, and unlike Mr. Shapiro I don’t have to pay for my pussy.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
Will do, and unlike Mr. Shapiro I don’t have to pay for my pussy.
+1 5’5″ guy with an obvious case of using his wallet to make up for his other shortcomings.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:29 PM
You should kill two birds with one stone and mix your drinks with pickle juice. Boom no hangover.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
/takes down a shit
And ATL has a new meme.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:33 PM
Yep. Hydrating right now as we speak.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
Cleet, eat something starchy for dinner too. That helps a lot.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
precisely.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:37 PM
Roofies, eh? Those work, I guess
August 17th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
This post has a cornucopia of great comments.
I heard Bob Stoops is in line to take the Mizzou men’s basketball coaching gig.
/takes down a shit
It’s barely about basketball…it’s Missouri.
He apparently has studied under Al “He’s on IR with a knee” Michaels.
Roofies, eh? Those work, I guess
God, I love this place…
/dabs eyes with handkerchief