Did Lionel Messi Get Married to Antonella Roccuzzo in Ibiza?
An international report claims that the Greatest Soccer Player On The Planet, Lionel Messi, got married to Antonella Roccuzzo this month in Ibiza. Brush up on your Spanish and check this twitter feed. Messi’s family is denying it. I’m not sure what to believe, but this isn’t the first time the rumor has surfaced. I do, however, believe Antonella Roccuzzo is an fetching female who looks terrific in a bikini. Here’s a photo of Roccuzzo standing in the ocean. She’s wearing a thong, so I suppose it’s NSFW. Here are two more photos of her in a thong on a Yacht. [via Kickette]

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August 17th, 2011 at 1:07 PM
Where’s Lisk?
August 17th, 2011 at 1:08 PM
This made me laugh.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:09 PM
That photo should carry a Speedo warning as well.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:12 PM
fetching female
What is this, the 17th Century?
That being said, holy god is her ass fine!
August 17th, 2011 at 1:13 PM
She seems nice.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Umm…yeah. That’s pretty spectacular.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:18 PM
!!!
August 17th, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Greatest Soccer Player On The Planet,
is this true, soccer guys? would you take him over any of the current players?
August 17th, 2011 at 1:21 PM
He’s the best, Vez. Not even debatable right now.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
I wonder if that picture is from their first night out or something, because Mr.Messi is awfully mesmerized by that ass.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:23 PM
The Real Madrid/Barcelona game was great, and he was awesome in it.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
is this true, soccer guys? would you take him over any of the current players?
In a heartbeat.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:24 PM
thanks stabbin. i hope the other soccer nuts come along and weigh in too
August 17th, 2011 at 1:25 PM
I want to know more about the thumbnail on the front page. Is she having to carry her own luggage? That doesnt seem right.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
i bet hernia is having an internal debate: Messi’s girl or Reggie Bush’s?
August 17th, 2011 at 1:26 PM
BJB, just go pull up some of his videos and you’ll understand why.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:31 PM
devang i’m not questioning, just asking the folks who follow the sport. i love me some highlight packages, and watch every one posted here. i have english and hispanic blood, so i feel a connection
i have been to a plymouth argyle game and spoken with willy roy and hank steinbrecher and anson dorrance!
/weak soccer resume
August 17th, 2011 at 1:32 PM
C’mon, Messi, you’re already like 5’3″, do you have to dress like a 10 year old, too?
/jealous
August 17th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
suh fined 20k for dalton play
August 17th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
Never heard of him, are you sure he’s the best?
August 17th, 2011 at 1:33 PM
God yes. He’s poetry in motion.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:35 PM
Messi is definitely the best soccer player on Earth. He’s a magician on the pitch, which has apparently helped him lock down this gorgeous woman.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:36 PM
duckworth or SC bait?
August 17th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
suh fined 20k for dalton play
Well that’s some bullshit.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
Ok soccer guys, no need to orgasm. Apparently this some guy named Lionel is the best.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
He’s lucky he is good at soccer, because he is one goofy looking dude.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:37 PM
The trajectory of his fine increases is pretty steady.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Never heard of him, are you sure he’s the best?
i am barren of short jokes
duckworth or SC bait?
just typin what i hear. sc would not click on this post. it’s soccer and she has maybe handfuls, no mas
August 17th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Yeah, that Suh fine is bullshit. The NFL has made the QB position one for pussies. It wasn’t late and he didn’t hit Dalton in the head. There’s no reason for it. The guy finished the mother fucking play.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Right? He’s no Ronaldo thats for sure
August 17th, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Ok soccer guys, no need to orgasm.
It’s just like a woman to tell you to slow down at the moment of climax.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
Seriously, how in the blue fuck could Suh see if Dalton still had the football. He was in the grasp when he released it. Good god now I’m pissed.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
so it wasn;t duckworth’d? i am a source of news to you!
happy day!
August 17th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
I wouldn’t mind being an ugly looking dude who is the greatest at the world’s most popular sport. Life is good, fuck the haters.
/Dougies
August 17th, 2011 at 1:39 PM
Coming from a Real Madrid fan, yes he is. The only other play worth mentioning in the same breath is Cristiano Ronaldo, but Messi is definitely above him and tops.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
On the upside, the NFL has said that they got rid of the grazing a QB’s helmet an automatic 15 yard penalty
August 17th, 2011 at 1:40 PM
good talk folks. i gotta take three buttnuts to the pool. have fun today
August 17th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
He asked it, got an opinion or two, and asked what others thought. We weighed in.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
I’m just happy now the best soccer player isn’t named some variation of Rolando, like the last 3 were. It was hard keeping track of who’s who when you watch the sport only every 4 years.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?
/what I think of when I see the name Lionel
August 17th, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Seriously, how in the blue fuck could Suh see if Dalton still had the football. He was in the grasp when he released it. Good god now I’m pissed.
As best as I can tell the penalty and subsequent fine are based on the fact that Dalton’s helmet came off. If his helmet stays on, I bet this isn’t even news. Of course if it was almost any other DT in the league, it’s probably not news either.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
Coming from a Real Madrid fan, yes he is. The only other play worth mentioning in the same breath is Cristiano Ronaldo, but Messi is definitely above him and tops.
He also doesn’t seem to complain as much as Ronaldo, so he’s got that going for him too.
/Ronaldo was the Tim Duncan of the EPL during his time there
August 17th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
TBL, your welcome. I just clicked an ad.
/curiousity on the specs of the BMW 750 hybird
August 17th, 2011 at 1:43 PM
This. Suh is a fuckng man. He’s quickly putting fear in every QB around the league. Him and Harrison give “The Quarterback Position” the knee knockers.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:44 PM
He’s lucky he is good at soccer, because he is one goofy looking dude.
Right? He’s no Ronaldo thats for sure
On the flip side, he isn’t no Ronaldino.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
“Oh God Yes” and “He’s a magician” sounds like things only his new wife should say about him
August 17th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
But it will still be called. Tawmmy gets what tawwmy wants.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:45 PM
One was fat, had the work ethic of a sloth, a gap tooth the size of a highway, and banged transvestites. It wasn’t hard for me to keep them apart.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:46 PM
Mmmm… Ronaldo…
August 17th, 2011 at 1:47 PM
Interesting, since I dont recall such a call being made last year against Tawmmy but I do remember the one against Peyton on the Eagles defense. Keep making no sense, though.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
/sorry, that was a little bitchy
//its only because I get wicked annoyed when YYSA turns into Terrell Suggs
August 17th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
In my defense I said “God yes.” Adding the “oh” makes it sound much worse.
August 17th, 2011 at 1:50 PM
Haha CJ. I am just proud I got you to type Tawmmy.
VICTORY!
August 17th, 2011 at 1:51 PM
i have been to a plymouth argyle game and spoken with willy roy and hank steinbrecher and anson dorrance!
Um, i hope you are not referencing Willy Roy-former coach of Northern Illinois University….crybaby pussy–speaking from personal expereincce playing against him (coach) and sons (players)…
August 17th, 2011 at 1:55 PM
it was linked in a previous thread, so a bit of a duckworth but not a duckneal.
August 17th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
Where’s Lisk?
sleeping.
August 17th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
yeah dix, that one
August 17th, 2011 at 3:34 PM
spectacular ass.
August 17th, 2011 at 7:18 PM
Sweet Jesus!