Hope Solo Posed Nude Yesterday, Presumably for ESPN The Magazine
Based solely on Hope Solo’s tweets and accompanying hashtags yesterday, it sounds like the fiery goalkeeper, who moved millions of needles during the World Cup earlier this summer, will appear in the nude for the upcoming “Body Issue” of ESPN The Magazine*. Yes. Hope Solo. Naked.
She considered the experience of frolicking around in the buff to be a “liberating” one, followed by a comment of “ball up,” so I suggest for our male commenters to take that advice to heart.
Hope also tweeted the following photo upon the shoot’s completion in which she appears to be wearing nothing but a bathrobe.
That’s all for now on the women’s soccer front. Expect the next update to come in October when the “Body Issue” is released or whenever Hope Solo tweets about being nude again.
*Every time I’m forced to write “ESPN The Magazine” I feel like Yogurt in Spaceballs: “Spaceballs The T-Shirt! Spaceballs The Coloring Book! Spaceballs The Lunch Box!”

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August 10th, 2011 at 3:33 PM
Every time I’m forced to write “ESPN The Magazine”
It gets better, S-Hern. It gets better
August 10th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
Who’s the girl on the left? Which magazine will she be posing in?
August 10th, 2011 at 3:35 PM
may the schwartz be with you.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
This post makes me want to make funny faces and double over in pleasure.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Quite the multitasker to be able to deal heroin AND be the keeper for a World Cup runner-up.
She’s still soccer-hot.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
we wont see any of the goods, so who cares?
August 10th, 2011 at 3:36 PM
So ESPN The Magazine will be putting little soccer balls in places little soccer balls should not be placed so it can be sold on newsstands and not behind some counter?
August 10th, 2011 at 3:37 PM
Always happy to see Jamie Lynn.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
I’ll wait for the sex tape. Preferably the one involving Alex Morgan. ESPN isn’t going to show anything we haven’t seen before.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:38 PM
Nice. Now can we reduce the magazine size about three inches and use some real paper?
August 10th, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Nice. Now can we reduce the magazine size about three inches and use some real paper?
I’d settle for them to just stop sending me the damn thing. I’ve called to cancel it twice… but they still just send it for free. It’s not even good to burn in the fireplace, it just takes up space in my recycling bin.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Always happy to see Jamie Lynn.
She’s my favorite part of that video.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Question: Which sports magazines did everyone read as a kid (say, like, 14 and under) before the internet really took off?
I had SI for Kids, Sporting News and I’m going to count Beckett’s book for baseball cards.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:40 PM
we wont see any of the goods, so who cares?
Stop spoiling the fun.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:41 PM
Looks like Vanimal doesnt quite have it today.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:42 PM
SI, The Sporting News and Hockey News.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Sporting News and Beckett for football, baseball and basketball.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Used to be REALLY good. I haven’t seen it in a couple years in print, but I do occasionally check the website for Hawks related items.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
People still subscribe to ESPN Magazine?
August 10th, 2011 at 3:44 PM
I know she didn’t pose naked for commenter Robjules. He finds flaw with her looks, and as such, would not sex her if she asked him to do so.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
The, THE Magazine.
SportsGal The Commenter!
August 10th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
People still subscribe to ESPN Magazine?
How else will they find out Who’s NEXT?
August 10th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
People still subscribe to ESPN Magazine?
they’re forced to take it with their ESPN insider deal. I’ll say one thing about it, it’s glossy.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:45 PM
People still subscribe to ESPN Magazine?
People still subscribe to magazines at all? ESPN is like cancer, though. It takes a lot to get rid of it and you can never be entirely sure it won’t just start appearing in your mailbox again.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
Yeah not looking so good for Vance.
I hate the fact that I have to receive ESPN Mag when I subscribe to Insider.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:46 PM
SportsGal The Commenter!
S-Hern THE Tim Ryan
August 10th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
ESPN is like cancer, though. It takes a lot to get rid of it and you can never be entirely sure it won’t just start appearing in your mailbox again.
Like I said… I’ve called to cancel it twice… I’m not getting charged, and the damn thing keeps turning up.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
People still subscribe to magazines at all?
National Geographic and that’s it.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Who’s the girl on the left? Which magazine will she be posing in?
Gapped Teeth Quarterly
August 10th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Probably not on purpose. Its a bitch to cancel. It took me getting a new bank account when I moved for them to stop charging me for insider.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
S-Hern THE Tim Ryan
T-Ry again
August 10th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
espn the magazine paid the cost for that much gloss.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:48 PM
Gapped Teeth Quarterly
Huge Foreheads
August 10th, 2011 at 3:49 PM
I still get SI. It’s good shitter material. But mostly I read books in there. And comment on this website.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Gapped Teeth Quarterly
Huge Foreheads
Lesser Friends: A Compendium
August 10th, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Remember ESPN the Phone? It lasted like 4 months.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:51 PM
Remember ESPN the Phone? It lasted like 4 months.
I think those dumb commercials promoting its launch aired longer than it was actually in service.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
I worked at a Staples in college when that came out. I used to shill it to dumb college students because I got incentive bonuses for selling it. I lied through my teeth about its capabilities. Around the time people started returning them I found alternate employment and kept using that extra pay for beer and other substances for inebriation.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
ESPN The Phone was quite possibly the most confusing use of corporate branding ever.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:53 PM
We need that video software they have for football games to rotate the pic around to the left.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
We need that video software they have for football games to rotate the pic around to the left
Zero chance there’s any grass on that field.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
I think you’d only get to see her melvin.
/tips hat to dirt
August 10th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
Remember ESPN the Phone?
how about espn the condom? unreliable, breaks quickly, spreads nasty stuff like rumors and aids.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:55 PM
It’s like they think that people will buy anything that has ESPN on it. Who do they think they are, Apple?
August 10th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
I want you all to be nice to Jerry Rice when he’s on NFL Primetime this season. I mean it.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:56 PM
I want you all to be nice to Jerry Rice when he’s on NFL Primetime this season. I mean it.
that’s a great place for him, since I won’t watch that show under any circumstances.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Sure. But I’m still going to be a dick to Joe Montana.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:57 PM
Around the time people started returning them I found alternate employment and kept using that extra pay for beer and other substances for inebriation.
Found alternate employment when your contract was up presumably?
August 10th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
lol
August 10th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
I dont understand what ESPN’s doing with all the NFL hires. Where are they going to put everybody? Did they fire anyone? Rice, Parcells, Mangini, I’m pretty sure theres’s more..
August 10th, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Tom Shales and James Andrew Miller’s Book, “Those Guys Have All the Fun: Inside the World of ESPN,” notes that Apple CEO Steve Jobs reported told ESPN President George Bodenheimer that “Your phone is the dumbest fucking idea I have ever heard.”[2]
Wow.. that’s so fucking great.
August 10th, 2011 at 3:59 PM
I want you all to be nice to Jerry Rice when he’s on NFL Primetime this season. I mean it.
he will be a loud, insufferable prick in two weeks. happens with all espn folks.
August 10th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
The big names don’t want to work the crappy Monday-Friday shifts of three episodes of NFL Live.
August 10th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
I dont understand what ESPN’s doing with all the NFL hires.
ESPN The NFL Network will compete with The NFL Network to have the least comprehensive coverage of the NFL possible with today’s technology
August 10th, 2011 at 4:00 PM
I’m not defending ESPN by any means, but there’s nothing that says they all have to be on TV at the same time. They could have more feature segments, or cut aways like Parcells doing interviews or putting Rice on that fake field showing routes.
August 10th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Parcells was the only reason to watch those shows when he was on ESPN before. I love hearing his take. I’m afraid it’ll take Jerry will be a little out of his element.
August 10th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
I NEED MORE ANALYSIS AND I NEED IT NOW!
/call JG wentworth, 877 cash now
August 10th, 2011 at 4:01 PM
Parcells was the only reason to watch those shows when he was on ESPN before. I love hearing his take.
+0 Playoff victories since 1999.
August 10th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
or cut aways like Parcells doing interviews or putting Rice on that fake field showing routes.
i want to see parcells interview his own FUPA.
August 10th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Why the fuck would I want Eric Mangini or Herm Edwards opinion on anything? Ever?
August 10th, 2011 at 4:05 PM
That’s an E:60 segment titled “I Smell My Own Tuna”
August 10th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
That’s an E:60 segment titled “I Smell My Own Tuna”
awesome. can you imagine big bill sitting in the bleachers, hunched over cramming a mic into his crotch?
August 10th, 2011 at 4:21 PM
He’s been on NBC Bay Area for a few years. He got better, but he is by no means polished. Pretty brutal really.
August 11th, 2011 at 9:47 AM
Rather see Alex Morgan nude…..but Hope Solo isn’t a bad second option.