Miami Heat forward Chris Bosh recently flew a tattoo artist to Anguilla to draw on his back for a few days. According to the artist, what we have here is roughly 40 hours of thoughtful back design with about 20 more hours to go. But what is all that crap supposed to be, you ask? It’s pretty obvious, really: A chatty eagle, some tree branches, a few vibrant music notes, and an enraged Lil’ Kim holding a skull. Standard procedure.

I still believe it’ll take someone tattooing David Stern’s face and a bunch of random Tetris pieces all over their chest, back, legs, and arms to outdo what Andrei Kirilenko drew on his back, though I will say Bosh has safely vaulted past both Udonis Haslem’s Florida mess and that tree hugger, Monta Ellis:

[via Hoop Doctors]