Barry Zito’s Having a Terrible Season, But He Seems to Be Doing Well Off the Field (As Usual)


A reader claims the Giants’ pitcher is engaged to former Miss Missouri (2007) Amber Seyer. Zito and Seyer have been dating for awhile – here they are on the red carpet at a Grammy party in February – and back in April, someone claiming to be a relative of Seyer tweeted about the alleged engagement.
I haven’t seen every episode of ‘the Franchise,’ but the reader claims Zito hasn’t mentioned her on the show. That’s odd, since those sports-related reality shows tend to eat up the girlfriend/wives angle (think Hard Knocks). The show has shown Zito doing Yoga, though.
Zito’s 3-4 this year – the closest he’s been to .500 since 2006 – with an ERA of 5.62. He’ll probably end this season with a career-low in innings pitched due to an early-season trip to the DL. He’s struggled to crack the rotation since, and recently, he was put back on the DL with a foot injury. More important than his ability to pitch, Zito’s got a rich history of dating actresses, including Alyssa Milano and Hilary Duff.

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August 10th, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Looking through those three photos left to right is like watching Captain America.
August 10th, 2011 at 10:52 AM
I hate Barry Zito.
August 10th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
I’d be willing to throw some scratch on the Giants giving Barry his outright release this winter. He’s got three years left at $19M, $20M and $18M (with a $7M buyout) respectively. Not entirely sure how the buyout works if they release him though. If they could pay years 5-6 and then exercise the buyout for year 7, it’s $46M.
He’s pretty useless as a MLB pitcher now. Unless they can find another team that has a bloated contract they’re willing to trade. And I don’t think Jim Hendry has the smarts to work out a Soriano for Zito deal.
August 10th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Reporter: “Barry, you’re 3-4 and have an ERA over 5.00. Yet you make a ridiculous amount of money. How do you sleep at night?”
Zito: “On top of a pile of money but underneath a former Miss Missouri. So pretty well.”
/how I imagine his interviews go
August 10th, 2011 at 10:55 AM
He’s so dreamy
August 10th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
That yoga scene in the first episode of The Franchise almost destroyed my unintentional comedy meter. I was in stitches.
August 10th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
all those depicted women have obvious flaws, and I would not care to sex them
/robjules
August 10th, 2011 at 10:57 AM
Her boobs look enormous in that picture on the left. Aye carumba.
August 10th, 2011 at 10:59 AM
she has the resume to work in the Great Clips near my house.
August 10th, 2011 at 11:00 AM
she has the resume to work in the Great Clips near my house.
haha… literal LOL for that one.
+1 meth addict who cuts my hair
August 10th, 2011 at 11:03 AM
+1 meth addict who cuts my hair
You let a meth addict go near your head with scissors?
August 10th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
Well, he doesn’t want any fatties near him. Methheads are at least guaranteed to be skinny.
August 10th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
Meth addicts are pretty docile out in the light of day. It is coke heads that you want to watch out for. Especially ones that catch footballs for a living.
August 10th, 2011 at 11:04 AM
She is dangerously close to having cameltoe in that second picture. Dangerously close.
August 10th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
You let a meth addict go near your head with scissors?
Not anymore… I used to though, when I went to great clips. Now I pay more, but I get to look at eye candy instead of 45 year old women who are missing half their teeth and smell like cigarettes.
August 10th, 2011 at 11:05 AM
I wouldn’t fuck her with ATL_Badger’s dick and GaseousClay pushing.
/RobJules
August 10th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
Oh is time to regurgitate this argument already?
/team barber shop
August 10th, 2011 at 11:06 AM
She is dangerously close to having cameltoe in that second picture. Dangerously close.
She looks so hot in that picture… until you see that she’s holding a budweiser select can… WTF?
August 10th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Jesse Eisenberg is on The Dan Patrick Show right now.
August 10th, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Well, he doesn’t want any fatties near him. Methheads are at least guaranteed to be skinny
/high fives SC
//team curves
August 10th, 2011 at 11:10 AM
I did not notice she was holding anything in her hand.
August 10th, 2011 at 11:10 AM
Well, he doesn’t want any fatties near him.
/Nods head
I have a 50 foot buffer zone…. don’t want to bump into any sweaty rolls.
//team petite
August 10th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
Ooooh. I have Showtime now. I think I may just watch The Franchise tonight. I’ve heard good things about it.
August 10th, 2011 at 11:14 AM
/team cut my own hair
August 10th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
Blank celebrity is on blank radio show
/NDub
August 10th, 2011 at 11:16 AM
Blank celebrity is on blank radio show
/NDub
I chuckled.
August 10th, 2011 at 11:19 AM
she is from SE Missouri, the chances of her dabbling in the meth are probably pretty good.
August 10th, 2011 at 11:19 AM
Blank celebrity is on blank radio show
/NDub
he he he
(he burns chicken, he fucked his neighbor lady and he loves peanut butter an inappropriate amount)
August 10th, 2011 at 11:22 AM
he fucked his neighbor lady
NDub fucked his land lord? Hey man, if you need some cash, you’ve got your fake (real?) internet friends to turn to.
August 10th, 2011 at 11:24 AM
NDub fucked his land lord?
I don’t think she was his land lord. Just a hot 30 something woman who lived next door to him. In the days and weeks after they did the deed, she would get drunk or stoned and show up on his front porch banging on the door and screaming for him.
Or at least that’s how I remember him telling the story.
August 10th, 2011 at 11:25 AM
In the days and weeks after they did the deed, she would get drunk or stoned and show up on his front porch banging on the door and screaming for him.
Wow… that’s fantastic.
August 10th, 2011 at 11:31 AM
Humanized.
August 10th, 2011 at 11:32 AM
Wow… that’s fantastic.
the flip side of that is that PLSK also fucked his neighbor, right around the same time (no word on fart consumption), and she mostly just made him enchiladas and then moved on with her life.
August 10th, 2011 at 11:36 AM
Humanized.
Meh.. if she was/is hot, nothing to be ashamed of, other than the ol’ “don’t shit where you live” rule you kind of broke. Not good to have a crazy neighbor with reason to bug you.
August 10th, 2011 at 11:36 AM
any way to get a breaking bad post?
August 10th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
7.25/10, probably a half point higher when I was drunk and humping her. Definitely broke the rule and paid for it. But I haven’t talked to her in a long time. I barely see her. She’s also mid 20s, not 30s.
August 10th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
any way to get a breaking bad post?
probably not, since nobody who writes for this site watches the show. If you want to start some “grass roots” chatter tho, nobody is stopping you.
For instance, do you think the chicken man just abandons that shot up refrigerated truck, or does he get it repaired?
August 10th, 2011 at 11:40 AM
he’s also mid 20s, not 30s.
My mistake. I knew I was getting part of the story wrong.
August 10th, 2011 at 11:43 AM
he’s also mid 20s, not 30s.
that’s an unfortunate copy/paste fail. funny.
August 10th, 2011 at 11:47 AM
i’m guessing chicks don;t care about whip and more about $$. plus, he’s almost as handsome as me
August 10th, 2011 at 12:30 PM
For instance, do you think the chicken man just abandons that shot up refrigerated truck, or does he get it repaired?
Probably not the latter but I’m thinking Jesse Pinkman is my favorite character of all time
August 10th, 2011 at 12:31 PM
not counting George Costanza of course, but he’s in another class by himself
August 10th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Whoever tipped this story is a reader and poster on talksports.com on the “Barry Zito Girlfriend” message board. This is the second story on sports blogs this week that used the talksports.com boards to spread rumors about the dating lives of San Francisco Giants. The other story was about BJ Laflin dating Giants closer Brian Wilson, which was discussed on the “Brian Wilson Girlfriend” page. It appears that the stories have been deliberately planted by people. I’m not saying their not true or not, but it appears they’re being planted in the media at the same time.
I find it very interesting that the two rumors from talksports.com are from the girlfriend pages of Barry Zito and Brian Wilson. Barry and Brian were roommates in 2009 during the season and during the off-season as well. They are no longer roommates and haven’t been in a while, but Brian and Barry have the same set of friends in W. Hollywood. A good-looking set of men friends. Just an observation.
August 10th, 2011 at 2:51 PM
That gay ass yoga shit sure isn’t helping his pitching. I’m still not sure how he pulls in such hot talent.
August 10th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
I’m still not sure how he pulls in such hot talent.
Is this a joke? A good looking guy raking in 20 Million a year and you’re confused as to how he lands women?