Deer Antler Spray – Who Knew? – is Latest Cheating Craze in Major League Baseball
How can you not love the cheating culture in baseball? Deer antler spray puts corked bats and steroids to shame. According to SI’s Tom Verducci:
Deer antlers? Yes, chemists have figured out the velvet from immature deer antlers includes insulin-like growth factor, or IGF-1, a precursor to producing human growth hormone. The antlers are harvested from young deer, ground up and packaged into spray form. The substance is sprayed under the tongue. One manufacturer touts among its benefits “anabolic or growth stimulation,” “athletic performance” and “muscular strength and endurance.”
IGF-1 is a banned substance, but like HGH, cannot be detected in the urine tests used by baseball. Under the right circumstances, it could be detected in a blood test, but the players association has not agreed to blood testing.
Based on the pathetic offensive numbers this year in MLB, clearly not enough hitters are hip to the potential benefits of deer antler spray. Nevertheless, Verducci reports that MLB recently warned players to cease and desist with the use of deer antler spray as a steroid alternative. I’m fascinated by how this works. Is it one spray a day, like binaca? Do you need to keep track of your spray cycles on a calendar? [SI]

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August 5th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
IGF-1 is a banned substance, but like HGH, cannot be detected in the urine tests used by baseball. Under the right circumstances, it could be detected in a blood test, but the players association has not agreed to blood testing.
This was the least surprising part of this.
August 5th, 2011 at 1:55 PM
Impressively ridiculous.
August 5th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
Deer piss > Deer antler spray
August 5th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
When I saw this headline I thought for sure it was a Stephanie Douglas post.
August 5th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
Pretty soon MLB players are going to club baby seals for their performance-enhancing blubber.
/sobs
August 5th, 2011 at 1:59 PM
at least MLB doesn’t know about the effectiveness of drinking armadillo urine
August 5th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Apparently Adam Dunn is using it wrong.
August 5th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
This is ridiculous, obviously. But I’m so not shocked that you didn’t include this part:
August 5th, 2011 at 2:02 PM
I was at a bachelor party last May in Florida. Two of the guys there were living in China for work at the time. And one of them brought with him on the trip about 8 bottles of this reddish colored Chinese liquor. One night before we went out, he poured us each a shot and made us take it before telling us what it was. I knew it was going to be bad because the other guy on the trip who lived in China knew what it was right away and had a pained look on his face.
After we downed it and one or two guys described it as “earthy” and “interesting” the guy who made us take the shots blurted out that it was liquor distilled from ground up dog, deer, and seal penis.
August 5th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Excellent use of the word “craze”, too. Totally responsible and warranted.
August 5th, 2011 at 2:10 PM
barfs
August 5th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
Wait till they figure out how to draw out DNA from a prehistoric insect in a rock of amber. The players will grow to be the size of dinosaurs.
August 5th, 2011 at 2:13 PM
Good maybe we’ll see some more dingers that way.
/Dingers or government conspiracy?
August 5th, 2011 at 2:15 PM
Lotta puke being sprayed around here today. Quit being such pussies.
August 5th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Team Dingers.
Eating bull testes 2000 years ago>Ground up tween deer antler spray
August 5th, 2011 at 2:22 PM
It’s definitely even funnier with the word tween.
August 5th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
PLSK is willing to suck farts out of an asshole. A truly staining statement.
August 5th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
Well, that explains the shaming of those who blow chunks easily.
August 5th, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Who’s Chunks and why are you bringing him into this?
August 5th, 2011 at 2:27 PM
the Chinese are a silly people.
August 5th, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Tiger still isn’t talking to Chuck. I’m sure this has something to do with seal penis.
August 5th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
would you prefer “I’d eat a mile of her shit just to see where it comes from.”?
August 5th, 2011 at 2:44 PM
TBL hates MLB for three reasons:
A) The MLBPA is so strong and united
2) There is so much prosperity and parity despite the lack of salary cap
d) There are too many Hispanics in the game.
August 5th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
Also, the MLB doesnt have wicked cool youtube videos in the offseason of ARod hitting homeruns in a pickup softball game
August 5th, 2011 at 3:16 PM
The players in the league don’t run into the stands to attack fans.