Jersey Shore Returns Tonight. Real Jersey Girls Don’t Pump No Gas
Jersey Shore returns tonight (same time as Wilfred and Louie! Somebody should invent an invention that allows people to watch both. Or maybe MTV or FX should figure out a way to show the same episodes multiple times in the same night… Oh well). As you may recall, Jersey Shore is one of the 30 things that I remembered from MTV’s first 30 years as a network.
With all that in mind, here is a new viral video called “Jersey Girls Don’t Pump Gas.” In it, some girls from the State of New Jersey learn to pump their own gas because in their stupid state gas station attendants pump gas. (I was reminded of this when I went to New Jersey last weekend to interview UFC Champion Jon Jones.) Strangely enough, a group called Which brings us to Johnny Honolulu and The Tremola Kings who wrote a song called “Jersey Girls Don’t Pump NO Gas!”
That’s what you call being ahead of the curve. And catchy.
/walks down street singing Jersey Girls Don’t Pump NO Gas!

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August 4th, 2011 at 6:33 PM
Just read that MTV post. Not one person said anything about Celebrity Deathmatch. I hate all of you.
August 4th, 2011 at 6:34 PM
It’s a good thing they have tits.
August 4th, 2011 at 6:38 PM
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are broke. We can only hope the same thing happens to the six losers on this show. I hate all of you that watch this garbage.
August 4th, 2011 at 6:39 PM
Almost forgot this…
/wags finger like Babu at all of you
//if the fat one didn’t get punched in the face in the first season, they never would have gotten popular
August 4th, 2011 at 6:40 PM
When Jersey (Senator version) goes down to Alabama, this state needs to be liquidated.
August 4th, 2011 at 6:42 PM
Thank god for that, there was no other point in watching that video.
August 4th, 2011 at 6:44 PM
Thank god for that, there was no other point in watching that video.
I did appreciate the one holding the camera framing her nice set a few times.
August 4th, 2011 at 6:44 PM
This is cool. 50 States, 50 Movies. Young Samantha Micelli has been bring the thunder on Twitter lately.
August 4th, 2011 at 6:45 PM
There is actually eight on the show.
/I should go play in traffic and get it over with
August 4th, 2011 at 6:45 PM
Jersey Shore returns tonight (same time as Wilfred and Louie
and Rookie Blue!
/crickets
August 4th, 2011 at 6:45 PM
Same with those hippies up in Oregon. The electricity coming from that camcorder as she pumped gas failed.
August 4th, 2011 at 6:47 PM
This is cool. 50 States, 50 Movies. Young Samantha Micelli has been bring the thunder on Twitter lately.
I would have gone with The Big Chill for Louisiana, but that’s just me.
August 4th, 2011 at 6:48 PM
Dammit, Big Chill was in South Carolina.
I’m making a lot of little mistakes today.
August 4th, 2011 at 6:49 PM
Delaware has Wayne’s World. Outstanding, yet sad.
August 4th, 2011 at 6:55 PM
Jason Bateman says ‘The Change Up’ sucks but you should see it anyway because you’ll laugh.
August 4th, 2011 at 6:56 PM
Braylon to the… NINERS? What the hell?
August 4th, 2011 at 6:58 PM
Link? This would brink the Alex Smith pick full circle (a lot of fans wanted Braylon instead).
/Actually, there is nothing “full circle” about this
August 4th, 2011 at 6:59 PM
It will be good that Crabtree finally has a mentor to look up to.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:00 PM
Schefter tweeted it. 1 year, $3.5M.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:01 PM
i know I’m late and probably duckworth’d but it sucks to read that Kragthorpe has Parkinson’s. Fuck that disease. It’s awful.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:02 PM
A: Braylon Edwards, Vernon Davis, Michael Crabtree
Q: What is three guys on the 49ers that may or may not melt down this season?
August 4th, 2011 at 7:02 PM
I don’t understand this at all. Alex Smith is terrible. Why would Edwards want to go there?
August 4th, 2011 at 7:03 PM
Snarky comment about celebrity deathmatch being stupid.
/snarky slash-gag about the whole network being stupid.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Anyone in here that isn’t following me, click my name if you want. I just signed up earlier so I’m following a lot of you knuckleheads already.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:04 PM
I guess Braylon likes to keep the trend of playing with shitty QBs
August 4th, 2011 at 7:04 PM
I have no idea. Seemed like the Cardinals would have been a more attractive destination on a one year deal.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Nobody else wanted him.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Edwards had no other offers?
what hurts is the Jets gave Plax 500k more. that’s terrible.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:05 PM
I just now realized that YYSA’s name is linked to the ESPN.com Trade Machine.
Bravo sir.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:05 PM
Vernon won’t melt down because Alex actually likes throwing to him.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:05 PM
Teams weren’t exactly banging down the door trying to sign him
/fuck braylon
August 4th, 2011 at 7:06 PM
Because San Francisco is a great city and Alex Smith is a future Pro-Bowl injury fill in.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:06 PM
When Jersey (Senator version) goes down to Alabama, this state needs to be liquidated.
Co-signed. What a horrible, horrible place New Jersey must be to produce those people.
Wilfred is the funniest shit going. Louis CK is really good, but I shouldn’t watch those two shows back to back. Or I should watch Louis CK first.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:07 PM
It tells you something about Braylon and how teammates view him when the Jets picked Plaxico over Edwards.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:07 PM
Niners have two top three picks from 2005…the dynasty begins (6 years behind schedule).
August 4th, 2011 at 7:07 PM
Welcome to twitter, Broccoli. Now you need to go follow Fake Charlie Whiting and Steve Matchett.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:08 PM
Let me tell you, the first video, they may be idiots, but it wouldn’t stop me from giving it to them.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:08 PM
I think the Jets picked Plax over Edwards because they know Plax has something to prove and bills to pay. They’re going to get maximum effort out of him for at least one year.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:09 PM
Jesus, Broccoli. If you keep re-tweeting the Giants this will be the shortest follow I’ve ever had.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:09 PM
This is cool. 50 States, 50 Movies.
Fucking The Wizard of Oz? That movie sucked when I was a kid and had to watch and sucked as an adult when I had to watch it. Not bad sycned up to Dark Side. The best movie involved with Kansas is Rolling Grass. Hilarious.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0304638/
August 4th, 2011 at 7:09 PM
This.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:10 PM
There were also whispers that Braylon was a complete piece of shit in the locker room
August 4th, 2011 at 7:11 PM
Nice, I’ll look them up.
haha, that was the only one I’ve done. I was trying to do something else. I’ve only been on here a half day, I’m still a noob.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:11 PM
I’ll be watching Jersey Shore. I started in the middle of the 2nd season, and while I’ve regretted it, they still make me laugh.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:12 PM
Or that Plax can actually catch passes consistently.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:12 PM
Oh and PA should get two movies, Groundhog day for the meth side, and Rocky for the East side of the state.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:14 PM
That whole state needs to just be lit on fire.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:15 PM
But why would I want to watch Jersey Shore?
August 4th, 2011 at 7:16 PM
DEAR GOD I WATCHED THE VIDEO. WHY DID I WATCH THE VIDEO!?
August 4th, 2011 at 7:16 PM
Where I am is very nice, but you can burn the entire north of Jersey and no one would miss it.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
Missouri should be Waiting for Guffman.
“Welcome to Blaine, the stool capital of the world!”
August 4th, 2011 at 7:17 PM
During the NBA season I did that because I am lazy.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:18 PM
Mantis – You’re in south jersey? How about we burn the area of Jersey that’s near NYC and the area that’s near Philly and call it even?
August 4th, 2011 at 7:18 PM
DEAR GOD I WATCHED THE VIDEO. WHY DID I WATCH THE VIDEO!?
They were acting. The chick knows how to squeegy a window, but can’t figure out how to pump gas? If an alien came in and blew up a car it is a Micheal Bay movie. Nice tits though.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:19 PM
If I had my vote for a western PA movie, it would be Striking Distance.
/I got a new game. Everybody dies.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:19 PM
I don’t know. I work with a girl who’s from jersey who’s hot, has a huge rack and doesn’t know how to pump gas. She also sounds just like these girls.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:21 PM
They were acting.
This was my thought as well. And yes, great tits. Especially the girl in the Abercrombie tank top.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:22 PM
Princeton area actually. But the area around NYC and especially Camden could definitely go for some cleansing. Cherry Hill is nice though, leave that.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:23 PM
also sqeegying isn’t difficult.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:23 PM
OJ that ho
August 4th, 2011 at 7:25 PM
I think the first girl kept squeeging (sp) the same part of the window, didn’t look like she was doing shit. I kept getting distracted to really pay too much attention though.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:25 PM
PA should have Ben Slap Shot by the way.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:27 PM
Whoa iPhone. Been Slap Shot. No need for a proper noun there.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:28 PM
my future children will know how to change a tire and change their oil (mine) before they ever get a license
August 4th, 2011 at 7:30 PM
Can’t agree with this, Groundhog Day is one of the great comedies ever…Slap Shot kicks ass but is found wanting in comparison, Murray wins at everything
August 4th, 2011 at 7:30 PM
I know how to change my oil, but I dont know if I have to lift the car or can I just do it from the top or anything. I know how to change a tire but I’m terrible at it. However…I’m terrified at changing batteries.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:31 PM
Are you allowed to crank one out to them tatties?
August 4th, 2011 at 7:31 PM
terrified of*
August 4th, 2011 at 7:32 PM
As long as the car is off, it’s easy shit. I’ve had to change two and never ran into any problems.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:32 PM
Chrysler can suck it with their batteries behind the front-driver side wheel
August 4th, 2011 at 7:33 PM
You never have any sparks fly up or anything?
August 4th, 2011 at 7:34 PM
Nah, nothing.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:36 PM
hmm maybe I’ll try it next time my battery craps out. My neighbor is always working on his car, even chaning rotors and brakes. That I’ll never even attempt.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:36 PM
you act like its inert gas welding or something haha
August 4th, 2011 at 7:40 PM
I kept getting distracted to really pay too much attention though.
yeah, um, maybe I was looking too much into this.
I know how to change my oil, but I dont know if I have to lift the car or can I just do it from the top or anything. I know how to change a tire but I’m terrible at it. However…I’m terrified at changing batteries.
How do you know how to change oil if you think one of your options is doing it from the top? I’m probably not understanding what you meant.
Changing oil is easy. Dirty clothes, slide your ass under the car, unscrew the bolt, and let it drain. Then pop off the oil filter and put on a new one. Reapply bolt and add oil. Pour discarded oil on weeds by the fence. Just don’t do it if you have been driving lately. Hot oil burns. The pain!!!
Changing a battery is easy if the posts and clamps aren’t all corroded. If so, fuck. Hate. I just had to do this last month. The posts, bolts, and clamps were are corroded together. I ended up just beating the shit out of it until the posts kind of broke. Pour soda if corroded. It helps.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:43 PM
You never have any sparks fly up or anything?
At most you’d get a little jolt and mostly from the mental shock of seeing sparks. Usually, if you are having to replace a battery, there isn’t going to be sparks.
And the hell with doing brakes and rotors. I’ve seen it done dozens of times but I don’t trust myself to do it right.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:43 PM
hahaha. I know absolute dick about cars. I know basic matienance and that’s it. I can put together electronics in the car, and build a radio (sorta) but cars and me parted ways long ago. It never really interested me.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:45 PM
Knowing how to drive a car properly > knowing how to change oil, tires, batteries, seats, engine, or whatever properly
August 4th, 2011 at 7:48 PM
They do this shit it Oregon too, then I get out to run my card through the machine, and they guy is always like hey I can do that for you. No thanks, asshole. Not giving my credit card to some guy who literally pumps my gas.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:48 PM
don’t let them Kintuck’yans hear you talk like that. you’ll be tar’d n’ feather’d.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:50 PM
I vividly remember the neighbors across the street would change the oil and pour it down the storm drain at the curb.
August 4th, 2011 at 7:58 PM
WTF??? Giants activate DeRosa and send Belt back down??
August 4th, 2011 at 7:59 PM
Got a laugh outta me.
August 4th, 2011 at 8:00 PM
I vividly remember the neighbors across the street would change the oil and pour it down the storm drain at the curb.
Sometimes, when I’m digging a hole around here (to bury a skunk or whatever) I will hit a container of used oil that somebody was kind enough to bury.
And you should see my tire collection right over the riverbank. I must “own” a hundred used tires.
August 4th, 2011 at 8:02 PM
I vividly remember the neighbors across the street would change the oil and pour it down the storm drain at the curb.
haha. I haven’t poured oil on the fenceline since I was working on the farm when I was in high school. I’m almost certain it would be better just to weed whack the weeds once a week than to see dark stains on the ground around the fence. It was the early 90s. Al Gore wasn’t invented yet.
August 4th, 2011 at 8:03 PM
Tejada, then Cabrera, Huff, DeRosa… and fuck with Burriss and Belt like this… Stupid, stupid, stupid
August 4th, 2011 at 8:04 PM
And you should see my tire collection right over the riverbank. I must “own” a hundred used tires.
Used tires on riverbanks are the worst. I used to volunteer to clean up the Blue River in KC once a spring. Stagnant water, snakes, critters, etc… get inside and you don’t know what you are getting your hands into until you are picking the tire up. Kind of like noodling.
August 4th, 2011 at 8:06 PM
my dumbass parents dumped oil on the fence line a few times when I was growing up. We had well water…
August 4th, 2011 at 8:12 PM
I love new socks.
/random thought of the night
August 4th, 2011 at 8:13 PM
How often are you burying skunks? Outside of fence posts, I can imagine I’ve dug more than 2 or 3 real holes.
August 4th, 2011 at 8:14 PM
I just lolled on myself.
August 4th, 2011 at 8:16 PM
How often are you burying skunks?
Why do you bury animals, Gas? Doesn’t some other varmint just come dig it up?
August 4th, 2011 at 8:16 PM
sounds like you need a good controlled burn to clean up the yard a bit.
August 4th, 2011 at 8:16 PM
Gotta love the idiocy of the Giants re: Belt. Obviously they didn’t learn from Posey last year.
August 4th, 2011 at 8:18 PM
I don’t get it either, he’s got nothing to prove down there in AAA and he won’t be giving you anything worse than what Huff is.
August 4th, 2011 at 8:19 PM
Twitter question… If I see something on someone’s page that I’m following, how do I “forward” that to someone else? philly, I was trying to forward something I saw about Charlie apologizing about his good/great comments but I don’t think it worked how I wanted it to.
August 4th, 2011 at 8:23 PM
BB – do @myname your comment RT @otherperson their comment
August 4th, 2011 at 8:27 PM
So……Shatners afraid to change a car battery, eh?
August 4th, 2011 at 8:29 PM
I’m lost, consider me a 3 year old, haha… I start with that person’s comment or I start typing a new tweet?
August 4th, 2011 at 8:30 PM
So if you’re addressing it to me do “@myname Why does Charlie feel sorry? RT @busterolney Manuel apologizes for calling Lincecum good not great”
August 4th, 2011 at 8:31 PM
yep
August 4th, 2011 at 8:33 PM
BB – check out my last tweet to you
August 4th, 2011 at 8:36 PM
Those girls were hot but seriously, they must be the product of single moms because no self-respecting father would leave them that ignorant. If you’re from Jersey, you go to New York or Pennsylvania a fair amount, I expect, so one would think that Dad would have taught them something.
August 4th, 2011 at 8:39 PM
The one I was trying to RT was longer than the character limit and had a link, so I had to cut it short to send it.
August 4th, 2011 at 8:40 PM
Has anyone heard of Godwin’s Law? This is the first I’d heard of this. Someone please bring this up the next time duffy compares someone to Hitler.
August 4th, 2011 at 8:40 PM
How often are you burying skunks?
oftener than I’d like. Skunks, raccoons, feral cats, etc. Lots of dead things where I live, or things that need killing
Why do you bury animals, Gas? Doesn’t some other varmint just come dig it up?
you have to dig deep holes, and put flat rocks in there. Otherwise, dead things rot, and dumbass dogs roll in the rotted dead thing. Then, you have to clean the dumbass dog.
Also, in case they have rabies, the dead things.
August 4th, 2011 at 8:41 PM
Can I ask why? What about jump-starts?
August 4th, 2011 at 8:42 PM
I can see Clay coming to Texas and shooting feral hogs with an AR15 from a helicopter
August 4th, 2011 at 8:43 PM
He asked me about sparks, so I assume he’s worried about electrocuting himself or blowing the car up?
August 4th, 2011 at 8:43 PM
Has anyone heard of Godwin’s Law? This is the first I’d heard of this. Someone please bring this up the next time duffy compares someone to Hitler.
the worst is when Godwin’s Law juxtaposes with rule 34, and you get Hitler pron.
August 4th, 2011 at 8:44 PM
I can see Clay coming to Texas and shooting feral hogs with an AR15 from a helicopter
Feral hogs are scary as hell.
August 4th, 2011 at 8:44 PM
I have met plenty of people from NJ who never went to either state. It happens. Of course considering that only 25% (I’m being generous) of the population has left the country, doesn’t surprise me too much.
August 4th, 2011 at 8:46 PM
Oh. I hit the jumper cables sometimes to see if there’s juice. That creates a shitload of sparks.
August 4th, 2011 at 8:48 PM
If you guys are going to firebomb Jersey, can you keep out the Western part of the state? I really like where I live (compared to the rest of the state), and you’d probably mistake it for PA anyway.
/kthxbai
August 4th, 2011 at 8:50 PM
Once, when changing the battery in my tractor, the key was turned to accessories and I didn’t notice. The colorful spark went through my wedding ring, and I now have an entrance and exit mark on either side of the ring.
August 4th, 2011 at 8:56 PM
Up by Exton or closer to Bucks Co?
August 4th, 2011 at 8:56 PM
That’s awesome. Did your finger come out of it ok?
August 4th, 2011 at 9:01 PM
I didn’t get shocked at all. I think my ring prevented that.
Further north, Warren County, NJ.
August 4th, 2011 at 9:01 PM
when I was laid off two years ago, I volunteered for a nature center/estuarine research reserve. including some sea turtle patrol,they had me doing some photography for their upcoming brochures. I was in a clearing in a pine flatwoods ecosystem trying to get a shot of a pine snake that had infiltrated a gopher tortoise hole and had taken over. there was all this rustling getting closer so I climbed a tree and waited. this pack of feral hogs came strolling through. three huge sows and 8 little babies, probably smaller than 12 inches long each. I got some good shots of them and the reserve sent them off to the state. the state in turn funded another hunter to come in at night to hunt the hogs. they tear the shit out of everything and they multiply way faster than the gators can eat them for population control.
/fin
August 4th, 2011 at 9:06 PM
That area is nice, very rural, but nice.
August 4th, 2011 at 9:06 PM
you have to dig deep holes, and put flat rocks in there.
That makes sense. We had 200 x 40 x some really deep depth burn pile off behind the old farmhouse where we just stored implements and fence stuff. If something died on the farm, we’d just throw it back in truck to dumpoff the next time we were going by the burnpile. The dogs never got out there. Not any skunks, just possums, coons and farm dogs that lost the race the hard way chasing trucks going by on the road.
And diesel was used as fuel when we burned. Lots and lots of it.
August 4th, 2011 at 9:09 PM
including some sea turtle patrol Mizerle
Oh shit. Fuck Paul Blart. The film I want to see is, “Mizerle: Sea Turtle Patrol.”
the state in turn funded another hunter to come in at night to hunt the hogs
Three of four years ago, the Kansas Wildlife Department had the hogs shot by helicopter out in Clinton Lake State Park. They were tearing the place to hell.
August 4th, 2011 at 9:16 PM
that was actually really fun. meet up with a dude pre-dawn and hop on some ATV’s and ride up a 10 mile stretch of beach starting at sunrise looking for sea turtle tracks and nests from the previous night. we then had to hand dig (like with your hands, not with a shovel) down to find the eggs and count them and then re-bury it all. we had one leatherback nest that was massive. 4 people digging for hours. we probably moved an entire dump truck’s worth of sand by hand and then had to move it all back. the skin peeled off my fingertips for weeks. all those folks were major tree huggers, but they were good people and it was a lot of fun.
August 4th, 2011 at 9:20 PM
Sportsgal is going to come tear us a new asshole for killing poor innocent feral hogs
August 4th, 2011 at 9:21 PM
Mizerle: Leatherback Nest.
Oh, hell, I bet it was fun. I work in a fucking office. Family obligations not withstanding, I’d want an outside job doing nature shit. In fact, back to pulling tires out of the Blue River, I did that because I volunteered at Lakeside Nature Center in KC by the zoo. We rehabbed native animals. I was the bird’s of prey and snake dude on Saturdays. Big fun. My wife flicked the penises of baby squirrels and rabbits. I gave mice to snakes and red-tailed hawks.
August 4th, 2011 at 9:39 PM
KC – once I found a new job, I was actually a little sad I had to stop sea turtle patrol. I’ll always be trying to find ways to do stuff like that. the good thing about working in an office is it usually generates more income so I can hopefully in the future actually fund some of those outdoors reserves and volunteering orgs.
August 4th, 2011 at 9:40 PM
I just finished Moneyball and it was just as good as I expect it to be. I’ve long been a convert to the sabermetric line of thinking but I hadn’t actually read the book.
August 4th, 2011 at 9:41 PM
if we were staying here in FL, I’d want to get involved with the North FL Land Trust and stay involved with GTMNERR (the research reserve I volunteered for). I want to find things like that in TN when we move back up there. there’s a little-known elephant sanctuary in middle TN not too far from where we’ll be living and I think it could be pretty badass to volunteer there.
August 4th, 2011 at 10:45 PM
Good Lord. I don’t care how many surgeries this has taken, she is still smoking.
August 4th, 2011 at 10:59 PM
this is not very nice of me, but as i’m catching up on the past few days here, i found this Monday from rollo
“Fired up about my buccos.
If they get Presley back soon, their lineup is SOLID from 1-6
Presley – Walker – McCutcheon – Ludwick – Lee – Alvarez
Can mix and match as much as you want but 1 and 3 are set. This helps Alvarez too, he should get more productive MLB at-bats without the pressure of being a 4 or 5 hitter. We didn’t give up much. Damn I love our GM right now.”
August 4th, 2011 at 11:30 PM
If you guys are going to firebomb Jersey, can you keep out the Western part of the state? I really like where I live (compared to the rest of the state), and you’d probably mistake it for PA anyway.
Up by Exton or closer to Bucks Co?
Leave Middlesex County alone also please? I live there, but that’s not the important part. It’s home to Thomas Edison, and also the best Indian food in the country.
/Bergen and Essex counties on the other hand contain most of the spray tanned Axe wearing, big haired fucks.
August 5th, 2011 at 12:05 AM
Word. I’m in Camden County, which is nice except for….well… Camden City.
August 5th, 2011 at 12:57 AM
How ’bout we leave the great state of New Jersey alone and just carpet bomb the houses of Jersey Shore cast members?
/fears his beloved Southern California may be next.
August 5th, 2011 at 1:07 AM
Sorry, Ballz, but SoCal has wrought much worse on us than Jersey so far — Spencer/Heidi, Lauren Conrad, Audrina, etc… At the moment I can still hope these Jersey Shore fucks are complete flashes in the pan, whereas I actually still hear about the others I mentioned occasionally.
/ really wish I didn’t know so many of their names
August 5th, 2011 at 7:30 AM
How the fuck is Waynes World DE?
They live in Aurora,Il, he wears a Blackhawks sweater fir Christ sakes.
August 5th, 2011 at 8:00 AM
This is the truth about Middlesex. Lots of good Indian food around Pboro, South Brunswick & Kendall Park