Like I said, I think we need to do a public service and call in a welfare check on her. She can’t be of sound mind after that trauma.

oh god no. SC, good people, totally gutted this chick. GUTTED. the juxtaposition is great.

Like I said, I think we need to do a public service and call in a welfare check on her. She can’t be of sound mind after that trauma.

That girl gave, hands down, the WORST blowjob in the history of blowjobs. After about 5 minutes, I distinctly remember just saying, “OK, you can stop now. I’m good.”

BWAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

I assume we’re getting a Michelle Beadle post today right? I am so angry that there are bitches at ESPN making up shit about my girl. AS IF she’s fuck that ogre Clay Matthews.

dude was a star football player at USC. I’d bet 100 dollars to your 1 that Beadle is a step down to what he got just from there.

all depends on if she’s cool or not. If she’s crazy… hell no.

How old is she? Is she attractive. If so, she really shouldn’t have a problem finding someone up to the task. She’s female.

Mid 20s, and she is attractive. I have no idea what she’s like to date, though. I imagine an awkward conversation having to happen at some point … would you want to be party to that emotional fall out in your mid-to-late 20s?

I bet you complain about pizza too, don’t you?

Only if the sauce sucks.

my suspicions are confirmed…you’re full of shit.

How old is she? Is she attractive. If so, she really shouldn’t have a problem finding someone up to the task. She’s female.

SC, why do you think you were a few dates from rounding the bases? If shes a virgin in her mid 20s, isnt she a virgin by choice?

I have a friend in this situation, and it bothers her to no end. She just wants to get it over with, but also not just throw it away. Kind of a 400 lb. gorilla thing …

Ha… yeah… like pizza… really hard to screw up a beej. Some are better than others, but unless wayy too many teeth are involved, it’s not that hard to make it feel nice.

I bet you complain about pizza too, don’t you?

Only if the sauce sucks.

SC, why do you think you were a few dates from rounding the bases?

The friend that set me up with her told me so after the fact. Thank God I dumped her when I did because that would have been an absolutely nightmare to deflower that girl.

Considering calling in a welfare check on her. That probably shattered what little self esteem she had

i dunno if she’ll get calls in her padded cell.

That girl gave, hands down, the WORST blowjob in the history of blowjobs. After about 5 minutes, I distinctly remember just saying, “OK, you can stop now. I’m good.”

I bet you complain about pizza too, don’t you?

Considering calling in a welfare check on her. That probably shattered what little self esteem she had.

Then I found out she was a virgin. Dumped her the very next day.

oh man…OH MAN…that’s fucking priceless.