That’s what eyelids are for.

Before the ALLEGED murder, you would not do THIS after a few drinks? Bullshit

That’s why I said ‘might’. She’s not ugly or anything, but she’s not especially attractive.

She looks like a 12 year-old with a 30 year-old meth addicts body.

You say that like it’s a BAD thing. I’d hit it like it was a baby seal.

/check pants
//pretty sure

The good ole Sparty Justice.

The whole time in my head I’d be going “I don’t find this girl attractive, ew.”

Are you sure you’re male? Because it’s not sounding like you are. Personally, when I’m in the middle of fucking a girl I’m only thinking about what position I’m going to do next. I’m not pumping her thinking about exactly how she looks. Once that shit’s done, then she’s gone and it’s over with.

The half hour of “goodness” that would come from banging a fat chick isn’t worth it for me. The whole time in my head I’d be going “I don’t find this girl attractive, ew.”

that’s why you don’t feel bad for finishing early. squirt n’ split. you’re wasting like 28 minutes by sticking around that long.

The half hour of “goodness” that would come from banging a fat chick isn’t worth it for me. The whole time in my head I’d be going “I don’t find this girl attractive, ew.” I’d rather go home and fire some knuckle children into the shower wall and get a good night’s sleep.

Ok, we’ve identified the issue. Get out of your own head. We can work on this.

Before the ALLEGED murder, you would not do THIS after a few drinks? Bullshit

The half hour of “goodness” that would come from banging a fat chick isn’t worth it for me. The whole time in my head I’d be going “I don’t find this girl attractive, ew.” I’d rather go home and fire some knuckle children into the shower wall and get a good night’s sleep.

Sounds like a you problem.

The half hour of “goodness” that would come from banging a fat chick isn’t worth it for me. The whole time in my head I’d be going “I don’t find this girl attractive, ew.” I’d rather go home and fire some knuckle children into the shower wall and get a good night’s sleep.

For the record, while most of you were bashing “large foreheads” I’ve always been on /team forehead size doesn’t matter. So the fact that this meme gets stuck with me is a bit of an annoyance.

THIS MEME WILL STICK FOREVER.

I don’t have beer goggles. It’s a gift.

If the option at the end of a drunken night is either 1) go get my penis wet or 2) stick to some made up ridiculous hotness quotient, I’m getting my penis wet unless it’s just a blatantly fat and/or ugly chick.

These are famous last words.

/has put too much thought into this.

11-2.

It’s a rout! We could even give ATL an extra for being so adamant.

For the record, I would not sleep with Casey Anthony. I might’ve had sex with her before I knew she killed her kid, but even then, she’s like a 6.5.

Same.

No. I’ve never woken up the next morning, rolled over, and gone “awww shit.” Not once. I don’t have beer goggles. It’s a gift.